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POSTED 6:53 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

NOLAN IN THE BALANCE

Another head coach whom many presumed to be safe could end up out of a job.

49ers coach Mike Nolan's press conference, scheduled for 2:00 p.m. local time on Monday, was first bumped by two hours and then canceled.

Nolan currently is meeting with ownership.

It has been reported that V.P. of player personnel Scot McCloughan is expected to be named General Manager.  His first order of business could be hiring a new head coach.

In three years under Nolan, the 49ers are 16-32.


POSTED 5:16 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

SAPP CALLING IT QUITS?

Signs are pointing to the retirement of veteran defensive tackle Warren Sapp.

One of our friends in the media has pointed out to us the comments of Raiders coach Lane Kiffin, who was asked on Monday about whether Sapp is calling it quits.

Said Kiffin:   "I am not going to comment on that until Warren talks to you guys.  Warren has already made it known what he's doing, but I'm not going to take that from him.  He'll tell you guys whenever he's ready."

Stay tuned.


POSTED 5:07 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

FINS INTERVIEW JETS EXEC

The Miami Dolphins have interviewed Jets director of college scouting Joey Clinkscales, apparently for the position of General Manager.

However, the Fins are widely expected to hire Cowboys V.P. of pro and college scouting Jeff Ireland to fill that role.  It could be that Clinkscales is under consideration for another position with the team.  But if that's the case the Jets could have blocked the interview.


POSTED 1:23 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

BUH-BYE, BRIAN

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com reports that the Baltimore Ravens have fired coach Brian Billick.

The move comes despite insistence from Billick that he'd return for a tenth season, and despite a report in the Baltimore Sun citing an unnamed source close to owner Steve Bisciotti that Billick would be back.

We never believed any of it.  It was obvious that it was time for a change in Baltimore, and a change has indeed been made.

As the rumor goes, Bisciotti considered firing Billick after the 2005 season, but the owner decided that he couldn't do better with a devil he didn't know.  Based on 2007, Bisciotti might have concluded that he can't do much worse.


POSTED 1:16 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

COWBOYS PERMIT TUNA TO INTERVIEW IRELAND

Though some league insiders believed that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones would fight, Jones in the end opted not to.

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com reports that the Cowboys have given the Dolphins permission to interview V.P. of college and pro scouting Jeff Ireland.

Per Glazer, Fins football poobah Bill Parcells is expected to offer the G.M. job to Ireland, and Ireland is expected to accept it.


POSTED 1:02 p.m. EST, December 31, 2007

COIN FLIP TOURNEY WILL DETERMINE PICKS THREE THROUGH FIVE

Per Adam Schefter of NFL Network, the league has unveiled the 2008 draft order, and there's a clusterfudge for the third pick.

Four teams -- the Falcons, Raiders, Chiefs, and Jets -- have 4-12 records. 

The Jets fell out of the mix first, because their strength of schedule was 0.523, based on the fact that the Jets' opponents were a combined 134-122 on the season.

The Falcons, Raiders, and Chiefs had identical strength of schedule -- 0.516, based on a combined opponents' record of 132-124.  S

Because the Raiders finished fourth in the AFC West behind the Chiefs (due to their record in common games), the Raiders will pick higher than the Chiefs.  So the Falcons and Raiders will flip first.  If the Raiders lose the toss, the Falcons will draft third, the Raiders will draft fourth, and the Chiefs will draft fifth.

If the Raiders win the toss, they'll draft third and then the Falcons and the Chiefs will have a coin toss for the fourth pick.

It's unclear, however, whether it's a good thing or a bad thing to have the third pick.  The slotting process dictates a big contract in the three hole, especially since the fourth pick in 2007 (defensive end Gaines Adams) did a deal that some think was worse than the contract signed by the fifth overall pick, safety LaRon Landry.

So "winning" the third pick might actually not be a victory.  Based on the 2007 contracts, the best bet might be to have the fourth pick.


POSTED 11:32 a.m. EST, December 31, 2007

MUELLER IS OFFICIALLY DONE

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the termination of Dolphins G.M. Randy Mueller became effective at 9:00 a.m. EST on Monday.

Mueller never had any contact with new Fins football poobah Bill Parcells.

Before joining the Dolphins as G.M. under Nick Saban, Mueller was the General Manager of the Saints.  He spent several years in the between the two gigs working for ESPN.


POSTED 11:24 a.m. EST, December 31, 2007

NEUHEISEL WANTS NORM

New UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel knows who he wants to run the Bruins offense.

The only problem is that the guy already has a job.

Neuheisel, the former Ravens' offensive coordinator, wants to hire Titans offensive coordinator Norm Chow.

Read all about it on our sister site, CollegeFootballTalk.com.


POSTED 11:14 a.m. EST; UPDATED 11:18 a.m. EST, December 31, 2007

TUNA LEANING SPARANO?

Armando Salguero of the Miami Herald reports that Dolphins football poobah Bill Parcells has told owner Wayne Huizegna that Parcells wants to hire Cowboys offensive line coach Tony Sparano to be the next coach of the Fins.

Actually, the guy at the top of the Tuna's wish list is Browns coach Romeo Crennel, but there's a growing sense that there's no way that Parcells will be able to pull off the move, given that Crennel is under contract in Cleveland for two more years.

But reports of Parcells' desire to hire Sparano could create problems under the Rooney Rule, which requires at least one minority candidate to be interviewed for each head-coaching vacancy.  If word gets out that Sparano is the guy, the Tuna might not be able to persuade any minority candidates to sit for the job.

Complicating matters is that Huizenga didn't follow the spirit of the Rooney Rule in hiring Parcells, and Parcells apparently won't be adhering to the spirit of the Rooney Rule in chasing down Jeff Ireland, his former right-hand man in Dallas, to be the G.M. in Miami.  

As to the G.M. position, the current Herald report contains a factoid that supports the rumor (as we heard it on Sunday) that current G.M. Randy Mueller already has been fired.  Per the Herald, Mueller was seen driving away from the stadium with two minutes left in the season-ending game -- and he was nowhere to be seen in the locker room after the game ended.


MONDAY MORNING ONE-PER-CLUB ONE-LINERS by Michael David Smith

The Titans were fortunate they didn't knock Colts QB Jim Sorgi out of the game Sunday night, seeing as that could have resulted in the Colts putting Peyton Manning back in.

Even though Colts WR Marvin Harrison missed yet another game Sunday night, team president Bill Polian insists that "the knee is fine."

Says Patriots coach Bill Belichick of the season-ending win over the Giants, "When you give up 35 points on defense and special teams, that's not where you want to be."

Bills S Bryan Scott said of the teams injuries, "I've never seen a season where every week somebody went down."

Injured Jets LB Jonathan Vilma watched Sunday's game from the sidelines and is off crutches but still walking with a slight limp.

Dolphins coach Cam Cameron says of QB John Beck, "What he needs the most is a grinding offseason."

The Steelers' run defense looked porous against the Ravens.

Going into the off-season, the Browns may have a quarterback controversy.

The Bengals wanted to force the ball to WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh to get him the league lead for catches; he ended up tied with Patriots WR Wes Welker.

Said Ravens coach Brian Billick after Sunday's game against the Steelers, "It was an outstanding win."

Jaguars WR Matt Jones caught a career-high eight passes Sunday.

The Texans have completed their first .500 season in franchise history.

Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson became the first player since Barry Sanders in 1994 to finish a season with more than 300 touches and no fumbles.

Broncos S John Lynch is considering retiring, but CB Champ Bailey thinks Lynch will return.

Chiefs DE Jared Allen is a free agent this offseason and thinks he deserves the kind of money that Colts DE Dwight Freeney got last year.

Said Raiders coach Lane Kiffin of the team's 12th loss of the season, "I want to make sure that locker room doesn't get used to this.  That's not OK when we're not winning these games."

Said Cowboys coach Wade Phillips after the loss to the Redskins, "It shows you what happens when one team is fired up and the other one isn't."

Giants coach Tom Coughlin says he has no regrets about playing his top players Saturday, even though some suffered injuries.

Redskins coach Joe Gibbs said of getting into the playoffs, "To think four weeks ago where we were and where we are tonight, everybody would have said it looks next to impossible."

Eagles coach Andy Reid vows, "We will be a contender again."

Packers RB Brandon Jackson ended his season on a high note.

Former Vikings coach Bud Grant thinks the team needs to give QB Tarvaris Jackson more time to develop.

The Lions' record in the Matt Millen era is exactly 50 games below .500.

Bears return man Devin Hester wants to get more involved in the offense, so he plans to work on route running during the off-season.

Buccaneers RB Michael Bennett made his biggest contribution of the season on Sunday.

Saints WR Marques Colston suffered a hand injury Sunday, but X-rays revealed no broken bones.

The Panthers plan to bring back QB Matt Moore in 2008.

Falcons QB Chris Redman had his best game Sunday.

Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck injured his right wrist Sunday, but he should be fine for the playoffs.

Said Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald after Sunday's game, "I'm just doing my job; this is what they pay me to do.  I've got to come out and try to execute.  I'm 24.  This is the prime of my career now, and I've got to keep getting better."

49ers DE Bryant Young left his last game early because of a neck stinger.

Rams WR Isaac Bruce passed Art Monk on the all-time receptions list and is now in sixth place, with 942 for his career.


POSTED 8:56 a.m. EST, December 31, 2007

PATS IN PRIME TIME

As we guessed last night, the New England Patriots will play their divisional-round playoff game in prime time on Saturday, January 12.

They'll face the winner of the Jags-Steelers game, unless Tennessee beats San Diego.  If the Titans win, they'll travel  to Gillette Stadium.

The Patriots run of greatness was unofficially launched on a Saturday night six years ago, when the Pats edged the Raiders in the epic tuck rule/snow globe game, which also was the final game played at the team's former stadium.

Earlier on January 12, the Packers will host the Seahawks, Bucs, or Giants.

On Sunday, January 13, the Colts get started at 1:00 p.m. EST with the Chargers, Jags, or Steelers.  The weekend ends with the Redskins, Bucs, or Giants heading to Texas Stadium.

The following Sunday, the AFC title game kicks off at 3:00 p.m. EST, and the NFC championship starts at 6:30 p.m. EST.


POSTED 8:30 a.m. EST; UPDATED 8:43 a.m. EST, December 31, 2007

SHANAHAN DENIES RUMORS OF JOB CHANGE

Our good friend Dino Costa, whose weekday radio show can be heard in 87 percent of Colorado, asked Broncos coach Mike Shanahan after Sunday's season-ending win about rumors linking Shanahan to other jobs.

Most recently, some Internet hack linked Shanahan to the vacancy in Atlanta.  Previously, there was speculation that Shanahan could make the jump to Michigan.

Here's the Q&A, per Costa:

Costa:  "Mike, with the end of the season now here, I suppose this is an appropriate time to ask you about your own future.  There have been some reports, and some speculation concerning your future with the Broncos, and I'm hoping you can clarify some of this."

Shanahan:  "What kind of speculation are you referring to?"

Costa:  "Speculation that has your name possibly linked to either some high profile college jobs, or some position with another NFL team."

Shanahan:  "All you have to do is ask me. . . .  I'm the one to answer those kinds of questions . . . and I tell you now that there is no credibility with any of those reports.  None."

Fine.  Good.  Costa supplies it, Shanahan denies it.

But then something strange happened.  In the post-game quotes sent out by the Broncos' P.R. staff, there was no mention at all made of the exchange.

So how does that happen?  Was Shanahan's denial deemed not to be worthy of inclusion?  Or did Shanahan tell someone to leave it out, lest he eventually be perceived as failing the public-opinion polygraph if/when he leaps to a new organization?

We've also heard on the media grapevine that efforts have been made by some to sniff around the Broncos organization regarding the Falcons rumor, and that everyone is clamming up on this one.

Thus, while Shanahan might be prepared to dismiss this rumor as having no credibility, we're not ready to do so until the Falcons job is filled.


NEW TEN-PACK IS UP

The final Ten-Pack of the regular season, penned by some Internet hack for SportingNews.com, is up.

This time around, the adult-ADD tour of the weekend that was looks at whether Pats defensive tackle Vince Wilfork should be suspended for going Moe on Giants running back Brandon Jacobs, why the Colts should have knocked out the Titans, and whether the Chargers are a legitimate force for the AFC playoffs.  And seven more things that I can't remember right now.

Click here, read it, and then get your rear end back here.


POSTED 11:21 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

TITANS IN, BROWNS OUT

In the NFC, nine wins is enough to get a spot in the playoffs.  In the AFC, ten wins isn't.

The Browns, who finished the season with an impressive 10-6 record, are on the outside looking in, due to the Colts' loss to the Titans on Sunday night, 16-10.  Tennessee gets the No. 6 seed, with a 10-6 record. 

The playoffs get started on Saturday.  The No. 6 seed in the NFC, the Redskins, travel to No. 3 seed Seattle at 4:30 p.m. EST, and the AFC No. 5 seed Jags return to Heinz Field to face the No. 4 Steelers at 8:00 p.m.  Two weeks ago, the Jaguars won at Pittsburgh, 29-22.

Both Saturday games will be televised by NBC.

On Sunday, the NFC No. 5 Giants play the No. 4 Bucs at 1:00 p.m. EST.  And the wild-card round ends with the AFC No. 6 Titans heading to No. 3 San Diego for a 4:30 p.m. EST kickoff. 

The early game will be aired on FOX, and the late game will be broadcast by CBS.

The following weekend, the lowest remaining AFC seed goes to New England, and the other AFC wild-card winner faces the Colts in Indy.  In the NFC, the Cowboys host the lowest seed left, and Green Bay faces whoever else is left.

Our guess is that the Pats will get the prime-time Saturday night game in the divisional round, especially since last year's Saturday night game went to FOX.


POSTED 10:46 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

AN "INTERESTING WEEK" COMING IN BALTIMORE

A source with knowledge of the current dynamics of the Baltimore Ravens tells us that it should be an "interesting week" for the organization.

We're not quite sure what that precisely means, but it likely doesn't mean that the status quo will prevail in the wake of a very disappointing year.

Many league observers believe that coach Brian Billick is safe.  We tend to think otherwise. 

At a minimum, it's by no means a sure thing that Bllick will be back for another season.


POSTED 10:39 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

DONAHOE RE-EMERGING IN ST. LOUIS?

There's growing talk in league circles that former Bills G.M. and one-time Steelers exec Tom Donahoe could end up being the next General Manager of the St. Louis Rams.

The Rams currently don't have a G.M., and there are rumors that St. Louis V.P. of player personnel Tony Softli could be fired.

Donahoe was fired by the Bills after the 2005 season, and has not worked for another team since then.


POSTED 9:16 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

CAMERON TELLS TEAM HE'S COMING BACK

Though everyone expects Fins coach Cam Cameron to be fired, a league source tells us that Cameron told the team after Sunday's season-ending loss to the Bengals that he'll return as the team's coach in 2008.

(Hey, we thought that teams were no longer serving alcohol in the locker room.)

Even if by some miracle Bill Parcells decides not to fire Cameron, there's no way that Cameron knew it at any point on Sunday.  Unless, of course, Parcells lied to Cameron in order to loosen him up.

Either way, the Cameron termination watch is officially on.


POSTED 9:10 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

IRELAND "DEFINITELY" GETTING FINS' GIG

The same source that told us that Dolphins G.M. Randy Mueller "definitely" will be fired tells us that Cowboys V.P. of college and pro scouting Jeff Ireland "definitely" will be installed as the new General Manager in Miami.

Despite reports that the Cowboys might try to delay the move until after the 2008 draft, the reality is that, if Ireland is getting final say over personnel, the Dolphins can immediately hire him.

And because Bill Parcells' contract makes clear the fact that he doesn't have final say, it's highly unlikely that the Cowboys will be able to block the move.  Though no one believes that Parcells won't exert authority over Ireland, how is that any different than the authority than the owner has over his staff?

Like any other G.M., Ireland will have final say.  And there will be times where he might use it at his own peril.

We're also hearing rumblings that Mueller has already been fired.  Stay tuned.


POSTED 9:03 p.m. EST; UPDATED 10:30 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

BILLS PUTTING LIST TOGETHER

As word spreads that Bills G.M. Marv Levy is stepping aside, a league source tells us that the Bills already are compiling a list of potential successors.

Inside the organization, the candidates are director of pro scouting John Guy and assistant G.M. Tom Modrak.  It's believed, however, that Modrak won't want the job, because he doesn't want to move from New Jersey to Buffalo.

Outside the building, the names that have surfaced are former Titans G.M. Floyd Reese, Chiefs V.P. of player personnel Bill Kuharich, former Texans and Redskins G.M. Charley Casserly, and Patriots director of college scouting Tom Dimitroff.

UPDATE:  We're told that Bills V.P. of football administration Jim Overdorf is another in-house candidate for the job.


POSTED 5:12 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

LEVY STEPPING DOWN IN BUFFALO

WIVB-TV reports that Marv Levy will be stepping down as G.M. of the Bills.

The station describes the move as a mutual decision.  "The long hours required for the position of General Manager were reportedly wearing on the 82-year-old Levy," the report states, "and the feeling was Marv had done what he needed to do."

Levy spent two years as General Manager.  He previously coached the team for 12 years, leading the Bills to four straight Super Bowl appearances.  He spent several years lobbying for consideration for another opportunity to become a head coach before landing the G.M. job in Buffalo.


POSTED 4:42 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

SOFTLI TAKING THE HARD FALL IN ST. LOUIS?

There's talk in league circles that Rams V.P. of player personnel Tony Softli could be terminated by the organization after the end of the season.

Softli joined the Rams in 2006, making the jump from the Panthers.

It's presently unclear whether the Rams will keep their current front-office structure moving forward.  Before Softli, Charley Armey served as the team's General Manager, but former coach Mike Martz had authority over the personnel.


POSTED 3:06 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

BILLICK'S DAYS NUMBERED?

Though few in the media will acknowledge the obvious possibility/probability/likelihood that Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti will finally make the first coaching hire of his tenure (after making the first termination, by firing Brian Billick), we've been pounding the drum all season regarding the potential move.

And now Jay Glazer of FOX has some details that support the notion that Billick could be gone.  Per Glazer, Bisciotti and other high-level executives have been privately polling players as to whether Billick has lost the locker room.

Glazer says that the questions also are being posed to non-player personnel in the locker room, like the guy who washes the jock straps.

Though there have been leaks regarding Bisciotti's intention to keep Billick, we're convinced that Bisciotti has yet to make a decision.  And Glazer believes that, if the owner is listening to what he's hearing in to locker room, Billick won't be back.

And if Billick does come back, how is he supposed to be able to function effectively with knowledge that the guys on the team didn't go to bat for him?

Maybe, just maybe, the goal here is to get Billick to jump so that Bisciotti won't have to push him.


POSTED 12:54 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

JAGS DUO DOWN FOR SUNDAY

With the Jags locked in as the AFC No. 5 seed, running backs Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew are inactive for Week Seventeen, according to NFL.com.

Also, quarterback Quinn Gray will start for Jacksonville.

The full list of inactives is right here.


POSTED 12:44 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

CONDON'S GOAL?  COLLECTING $20 MILLION MEN

There's a belief in league circles is that safety Bob Sanders got less per year on average than safety Troy Polamalu because his agent's primary motivation is to get as many clients as possible who have received $20 million or more guaranteed.

And we're told that Condon already is using that fact on the recruiting trail, as he tries to reel in more clients from the group of players who will be entering the 2008 draft.

As one league source opined, "Condon doesn't care if the deal is weak or soft anywhere else.  He wants to be able to say that he's got more players with $20 million in guarantees than anyone in the business."

Not that there's anything wrong with getting more than $20 million in guaranteed money.  But each deal, in our view, should be crafted based on the best interests of the player -- not on the interests of the agent.


POSTED 12:34 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

STRAHAN WILL MAKE A DECISION BY MARCH

Jay Glazer of FOX reports that Giants defensive end Michael Strahan won't wait until August to decide whether to return for 2008.

Instead, Glazer says that Strahan will let the team know what he plans to do by March, so that the Giants will be able to plan for life without Strahan.

Strahan told Glazer that he's still enduring plenty of pain, and that he has been experiencing chronic numbness in his fingertips.

The veteran sack machine skipped all of training camp as he contemplated retirement; many league observers thought that Strahan was merely trying to get more money.  To their credit, the Giants didn't blink.


POSTED 12:03 p.m. EST, December 30, 2007

ANOTHER JAGUAR ARREST

On the field, the Jacksonville Jaguars are one of the best teams in the league this year.

Off the field, the Jags are one of the worst.

Jaguars offensive lineman Stocker McDougle was busted on Friday for felony battery on a person 65 years or older.

McDougle allegedly pushed Quilone Mitchell, the owner of Mitchell Landscaping, after Mitchell told McDougle that he owed more than $1,200 in interest on a $1,000 check that McDougle bounced in 2002.  McDougle also allegedly shoved the company's bookkeeper as McDougle left the premises.

Mitchell then struck McDougle's car with a shovel.

It's unclear whether McDougle, who is currently on injured reserve, has been released on bond.


POSTED 11:52 a.m. EST, December 30, 2007

TUNA GOT A PIECE OF THE FINS

The talk in league circles is that the thing that got the deal done between the Dolphins and new football poobah Bill Parcells was that owner Wayne Huizenga gave the Tuna a piece of ownership.

It's unclear whether it is "real" ownership or just a revenue interest tied to profits.  Regardless, Huizenga was willing to do it, and Falcons owner Arthur Blank (as we hear it) wasn't.

In fact, we're told that Blank offered a bigger salary to Parcells, but that Parcells held out for ownership interest in the team.

One source tells us that Parcells is getting between $3 million and $4 million per year in wages from the Dolphins.


POSTED 11:40 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

PATS GET TO 16-0

Trailing with 15 minutes to play, and losing by as many as 12 points during the third quarter, the New England Patriots came back and defeated the New York Giants, finishing the regular season at 16-0.

And within minutes after the game ended, the Dolphins sent out a statement containing some colorful comments from members of the 1972 team.

Of course, Mercury Morris was typically defiant.  Said the former Fins running back:  "My feeling about it is as consistent as it has been all year.  It doesn't matter to me whether or not they win them all because it doesn't affect anything we've done.  When all the dust clears, the best they can do is to stand beside us, and in the end, that's not a bad thing.  I will welcome them to the neighborhood with my Mr. Rogers sweater on, but first they have to get to the neighborhood."

Said coach Don Shula:  "Going undefeated during the regular season is a remarkable achievement.  I know first hand how difficult it is to win every game, and just as we did in 1972, the Patriots have done a great job concentrating on each week's opponent and not letting any other distractions interrupt that focus.  If they go on to complete an undefeated season, I will be the first to congratulate Coach Belichick and the Patriot organization."

Defensive tackle Manny Fernandez sees a silver lining in the possible 19-0 mark.  "If they finish without a loss, it's almost going to be a relief to me.  That way, the media will start to call them the first eight or nine games each year whenever a team starts undefeated instead of calling us.  That will give us a break."

And offensive lineman Bob Kuechenberg wasn't afraid to speak his mind:  "Obviously, if they can win their first playoff game, beat an even more dangerous Colts team, and then Brett Favre or the Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl, I will be the first to take my hat off to them.  If they can pull it off, they will have earned it.  But my heart is dead set against it.  The '72 team in uniquely immortal in American sports and I don't want us to lose that special place.  We will forever be immortal, and if they win every game in front of them, then they will join us among those ranks.  They will have deserved it and I will congratulate them.  But something in my heart makes me feel that we accomplished something so special that it forever sets the standard of excellence in sports.  Imperfect is mortal.  Perfect is immortal."

Kudos to the Patriots.  Love them or hate them, we have seen something that we might never see again:  An unblemished regular season in a system designed to level out the playing field.


POSTED 4:28 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

MARTY MAKES A POWER PLAY

A league source tells us that veteran coach Marty Schottenheimer is trying to finagle full control over the football operations in Atlanta.

Per the source, Schottenheimer is privately saying that he's in line to run the show in Kansas City, when President/G.M. Carl Peterson and coach Herm Edwards are fired after the 2007 season ends.

The only problem?  Peterson and Edwards aren't going anywhere.

So what gives?  The theories making the rounds are that Schottenheimer is simply mistaken, or that he's intentionally puffing in order to get the Falcons to give him what he wants.

Meanwhile, Falcons owner Arthur Blank has retained former Giants G.M. Ernie Accorsi to assist in the search for a new G.M. and coach. 

Blank turned to Accorsi after Bill Parcells used the Falcons' offer as leverage to get a deal done with the Dolphins.  But is Accorsi really all that different than the in-house G.M. whom Blank has suddenly decided to ignore?

Like Rich McKay, Accorsi enjoys a relationship with the media that insulates him from criticism.  Indeed, no one (except us) has ever pointed out that Accorsi is the mad scientist who thought it would be wise to concoct a turd stew that featured personalities like Tiki Barber, Michael Strahan, Jeremy Shockey, and Plaxico Burress. 

And then Accorsi gave up the fourth overall pick, another first-rounder, and more to acquire the rights to quarterback Eli Manning, a mealy-mouthed milequetoast with the leadership skills of a baked potato.

Finally, Accorsi hired a red-faced drill instructor to whip them all into shape.

But Accorsi's involvement favors Schottenheimer.  The question is whether Schottenheimer can get Accorsi to recommend to Blank that one guy should hold all of the juice as the Falcons try to return to respectability. 


POSTED 4:08 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

NO MORE MUELLER

A league source tells us that Dolphins G.M. Randy Mueller will definitely be fired by new football poobah Bill Parcells.

Actually, Mueller was almost fired a year ago by former head coach Nick Saban.  But when Saban bolted for Alabama, Mueller won a reprieve.

Mueller, the former Saints G.M., eventually landed ultimate authority over the roster.  But with that authority comes accountability, and Mueller will one of the guys taking the falls for the 1-14 performance of the team.


POSTED 3:57 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

MARTZ HITS THE MARKET

A league source tells us that Lions offensive coordinator Mike Martz is actively looking for similar work with other NFL teams.

This strongly suggests that Martz knows that he'll soon be relieved of his duties in Detroit.

Martz, the former head coach of the Rams, rose to prominence as the offensive coordinator under Dick Vermeil, when the Rams came out of nowhere to win Super Bowl XXXIV.  Martz became the head coach of the Rams when Vermeil retired after the Super Bowl win. 

His final season in St. Louis was marred by a bacterial heart infection and in-fighting with the front office.  He has extensive experience at the college level, and he has also worked for the Redskins.


POSTED 3:43 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

UCLA TO HIRE NEUHEISEL

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that UCLA will be hiring Ravens offensive coordinator Rick Neuheisel as its next head coach.

Neuheisel, a former UCLA quarterback, previously was the head coach at Colorado and at Washington.  He was fired by Washington based on allegations of participation in a March Madness betting pool, but a lawsuit resulted in a $4.5 million settlement from the NCAA and the University of Washington.

Neuheisel joined the Ravens in 2005 as quarterbacks coach.  He became the offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach after Jim Fassel was fired.  Head coach Brian Billick, however, called the plays.

Before becoming the head coach at Colorado in 1995, Neuheisel spent seven seasons as an assistant at UCLA.  He was the head coach at Washington from 1999 through 2002.


POSTED 12:05 p.m. EST; LAST UPDATED 3:33 p.m. EST, December 29, 2007

NEAL, KACZUR OUT FOR SATURDAY NIGHT

Sal Paolantonio of ESPN reports that the right side of New England's offensive line won't be available on Saturday night against the Giants.

Specifically, starting right guard Stephen Neal and starting right tackle Nick Kaczur are out for the game.

Russ Hochstein is likely to replace Neal, and Ryan O'Callaghan will be called upon to handle left defensive end Michael Strahan.

Neal was a limited participant in practice on Thursday with a shoulder injury, and officially was listed as questionable.  Kaczur did not practice on Thursday due to a foot problem, but appeared in none of the various injury categories on Friday.  (At a minimum, Kaczur should have been listed as probable, especially since quarterback Tom Brady has been probable with a shoulder injury, seemingly since birth.)

UPDATE:  Tight end Ben Watson is active, and will pitch in with the effort to contain Strahan.

SECOND UPDATE:  There's a discrepancy between the official injury report made available to the media by the NFL and the version that was made available by the team.  Per Mike Reiss of the Boston Globe, Kaczur was listed on Friday as questionable.


POSTED 11:52 a.m. EST; LAST UPDATED 4:55 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

WE OFFICIALLY ARE INSIDE EMMITT'S HEAD

We've left Emmitt Smith alone for most of the past month.  Part of the reason is that there's really not much else to say.  He's terrible, and he needs to not be on television.

The other reason is that enough other people are talking about it to allow us to focus on other stuff.

Still, we can't ignore what happened this morning.  Though we didn't see it live (and we're waiting impatiently for Awful Announcing to get the video), a league source contacted yours truly moments ago to say that Emmitt couldn't decide whether he should say "blown out" or "blowed out," and apparently debated the point with himself.  On the air.

As one member of the media has since commented, "You're in Emmitt's head."

UPDATE:  From our friends at Awful Announcing, the clip in question.  The sad part is that Emmitt had it right at "blew."

 


SPECIAL BETA LIVE BLOG TONIGHT

If Saturday night's Pats-Giants game is big enough to be televised on 13 networks (and to merit a special NFL Countdown on one of the networks that was dissed) then it's big enough to merit its own PFT Live Blog.

But there's a twist.  In an effort to confirm that the new version of the site is ready for the crush of the day-to-day traffic, we're going to do the Live Blog exclusively on the PFT beta site.

The direct link to the Live Blog will be posted on both versions of the site.


POSTED 11:38 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

MARVIN WANTS TO "BLOW THE WHOLE THING UP"

Bengals coach Marvin Lewis tells the Columbus Dispatch that "[i]t's time for us to blow the whole thing up and start from scratch."

Asked what he means by "blowing it up," Lewis said:  "We've got to start from scratch.  We have to blow it up and empty everything.  Just like new people walking in this door and go from there.  That's the only way we're going to shake away from the cobwebs."

But Lewis didn't offer many details as to how he plans to get there.  He suggested that receiver Chad Johnson won't be leaving.  (Lewis was more ominous regarding the prospects of receiver Chris Henry.) 

The coach wouldn't comment on whether either or both coordinators will return, and he acknowledged that some pending free agents will be allowed to leave.

Lewis also insisted that he has not made any noise internally about hiring a General Manager.  But if the current mess is the result of a front office that isn't constituted to weed out undesirables, part of the "blowing it up" surely refers to the player-acquisition process.

Stay tuned.  It could be that Lewis is looking to incite a blow up that includes an opportunity for him to ride the blast wave right out of town.   


POSTED 10:00 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

SANDERS GETS LESS PER YEAR THAN POLAMALU

Though the contract signed by Colts safety Bob Sanders is being trumpeted as the biggest . . . deal . . . ever for a safety, the real numbers reveal a per-year average that falls behind the contract given to Steelers safety Troy Polamalu.

Per Adam Schefter of NFL Network, the Sanders contract has a total value of $37.5 million over five years.  That works out to $7.5 million per year.  Polamalu received $31 million for four new years, which equates to $7.75 million per year.

But Sanders received more guaranteed money than Polamalu.  Schefter reports that Sanders will receive $8 million to sign, a $6 million roster bonus in 2008, and a $5 million roster bonus in 2009.  The roster bonuses are guaranteed by injury.

Also, the truly guaranteed portion of the contract is only (only?) $19 million, not the $20 million that was initially reported.  But, as a practical matter, Sanders will earn the $605,000 and $620,000 base salaries that he'll receive in 2008 and 2009, resulting in at least $20 million in his pocket.

In 2010, the base jumps to $2.275 million.  The next year, it goes to $5.5 million.  For 2012, the base salary is $7 million.

UPDATE:  The bonuses and salaries don't add up to $37.5 million.  The difference comes from $500,000 per year in workout bonuses. 


POSTED 9:23 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

ANOTHER ARREST FOR MOON

Hall of Fame quarterback Warren Moon has been arrested -- again -- for suspicion of DUI.

Moon was spotted early Friday in Medina, Washington driving a car with expired tabs.  He was also charged with driving on a suspended license.  (He has a valid Texas license, but his privileges in Washington had been revoked.)

And because Moon is still an employee of the Seahawks, providing commentary on their radio broadcasts, the 'Hawks will be picking up some points in Turd Watch.

More importantly, the "days without an arrest" counter will again be reset to double donuts.


POSTED 9:07 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

SANDERS DEAL THE FIRST OF MANY BIG ONES

With Colts safety Bob Sanders snagging a reported $20 million in guaranteed money as part of a new five-year deal with the Colts, a league source predicts that more big deals will be done over the next 90 days.

And the source points out that, with each big-money deal, the contract signed by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will continue to appear to be increasingly substandard.

In late October, Romo received $28.5 million in guaranteed money on a six-year extension.

"Romo will look like one of the most shockingly low deals ever done," the source said.

The two packages were negotiated by the same firm -- CAA.  But while Tom Condon's name is on the Sanders contract, his partner Ken Kremer was listed as the guy who did the Romo deal.  And, as we've previously mentioned, Condon has a reputation for putting Kremer's name on the deals that might not be perceived as great ones.


POSTED 8:53 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

BROWNS TO BRING BACK JAMAL

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that the Browns intend to bring back running back Jamal Lewis for 2008.

Lewis signed a one-year deal with Cleveland after spending the first seven years of his career with the Ravens.  He received a $3.5 million salary, and earned an additional $1.5 million in incentives.

Though talks on a new deal have not commenced, Lewis has said he'd like to stay with the team.  "We definitely have something to build on," he said.


POSTED 8:42 a.m. EST, December 29, 2007

FOX TO UCLA?

Check out MDS on CFT regarding a potential bombshell involving an NFL coach who could be jumping ship before he's forced to walk the plank.

Specifically, Panthers coach John Fox is suddenly in the mix to become the next head coach at UCLA.

Other new candidates include Eagles secondary coach John Harbaugh.

Check out CollegeFootballTalk.com for more.


POSTED 9:08 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

STINKO SPEAKS OUT ON SIRIUS

After keeping his mouth shut for most of the past couple of months, Bengals receiver Chad Johnson a/k/a Ocho Cinco a/k/a Ocho Stinko was interviewed Friday on Sirius NFL Radio by Adam Schein and Ross Tucker.

Though we didn't hear the whole thing (we're trying to get audio clips or a transcript), Johnson was talking openly about not being with the team in 2008.

In fact, its sounded as if he's resigned to the fact that he won't be back.  At times, we got the impression that he wants to go to a new team.

We'll get more info on what he actually said, and we'll be posting it here.


POSTED 7:50 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

McCLOUGHAN TO BE NEXT NINERS G.M.?

Matt Maiocco of the Santa Rosa Press-Democrat reports that 49ers V.P. of player personnel Scot McCloughan is expected to be offered the position of General Manager.  The offer could come as early as next week.

It would be more than a change in titles.  The move would give McCloughan full power over the personnel aspect of the operation, which would be a blow to the authority of head coach Mike Nolan.

Nolan has yet to receive any public assurances regarding this future with the team.  Given his catfight with quarterback Alex Smith, it could be that Nolan will be out the door.

If Nolan becomes available, look for him to be quickly in play for other head-coaching jobs and/or defensive coordinator positions.

And if McCloughan gets the gig, he might have to sign the contract with a bum arm.  During Sunday's win over Tampa, he smashed a window in the press box while celebrating a Nate Clements interception, and has stitches.  A league source tells us that a couple of assistant coaches were cut by the flying glass.


POSTED 6:58 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

MARTZ REPLACEMENT ALREADY LINED UP?

A league source tells us in response to our item regarding the potential departure of offensive coordinator Mike Martz in Motown that Martz will be out, and that his potential replacement already has been lined up.

We're working on getting the name of the guy who is slated to take Martz's place.

The lack of offense down the stretch, the lack of a running game, and the bad personnel decisions for guys he wanted (Tatum Bell, George Foster, & others) are the reasons he will be gone," the source said.  "It's a done deal."

Martz took the position with the Lions after being fired by the Rams, with the goal of cleaning up an image that was in tatters after a series of problems during his tenure as the successor to Dick Vermeil.  Martz hoped to parlay a strong performance into another head-coaching job, but he's no closer to serious consideration than he was two years ago.


POSTED 6:49 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

RYAN PICKS CONDON?

A league insider tells us that a report of Boston College quarterback Matt Ryan heading to Arizona after his team's bowl game to work out is possibly evidence of, at a minimum, a verbal agreement between Ryan and agent Tom Condon.

Ryan is believed to be planning to work out at API in Arizona.  API, per the source, only does business with a handful of agents.  Condon has a proven pipeline to Boston College players.  Condon is known for representing quarterbacks.

Even a verbal agreement between Ryan and Condon (or any agent) would be enough to make Ryan ineligible for the team's bowl game.  But since the Eagles are playing their bowl game at the time of this posting, there likely will be no repercussions. 


POSTED 4:02 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

COLTS EXTEND SANDERS by Michael David Smith

Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that the Colts and safety Bob Sanders have agreed to a contract extension that makes Sanders the highest-paid safety in the NFL.

Per Mortensen, the deal is a five-year, $37.5 million contract with $20 million guaranteed.

Sanders' return from an injury was a huge part of the postseason defensive turnaround that led Indianapolis to a Super Bowl title a year ago, and he was scheduled to become an unrestricted free agent after this season.

Still, this is a risky move for the Colts.  Injuries have limited Sanders to just 38 games in his four-year career, and the Colts already have a lot of money tied up in a few high-priced players.

With Sanders under contract, the Colts can now focus on a new deal for tight end Dallas Clark, who becomes a free agent after the season.  Clark is likely to get the franchise tag if he and the team can't reach an agreement on a contract extension.


POSTED 3:23 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

OFFICIAL FINED GAME CHECK AFTER BARNETT TAKEDOWN by Michael David Smith

Adam Schefter of NFL Network and Jay Glazer of Fox report that official Jim Quirk was notified today that he has been fined one game check for inappropriate physical contact with players.

The fine, which amounts to $8,150, comes after an incident Sunday at Soldier Field, when Quirk grabbed Packers linebacker Nick Barnett from behind and wrestled him to the ground in an attempt to keep him from getting into an altercation with a player on the Bears.

Barnett said of the incident, "I got in a choke hold, I couldn't really breathe a little bit.   He got a good one on me.   I don't know how he got under that face mask, but he got a good hold on me." 

Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that this is not the first time the NFL concluded that Quirk made inappropriate physical contact with a player.  Another instance took place on December 16 with Falcons fullback Jason Snelling.

Mortensen also reports that Barnett's agent, who had previously planned to file a grievance over Quirk's behavior, said of the fine, "This action is more than satisfactory.  There is now no reason to pursue a grievance."

Quirk is an umpire, the official who lines up in the middle of the field approximately four to five yards off the line of scrimmage and is therefore often right in the middle of altercations among players.  This is his 20th year in the league, making him one of the NFL's most experienced officials. 


POSTED 12:35 p.m. EST, December 28, 2007

MARTZ ON THE OUTS IN MOTOWN?

A league source tells us that the Detroit Lions could be parting ways with offensive coordinator Mike Martz after the season.

Though there's no clear indication at this point as to what the Lions will do, Martz has yet to perform like the genius who took the Rams to the Super Bowl eight years ago.

And the fact that Martz widely is expected to try to parlay one good season in Detroit into another chance at becoming a head coach could be working against him.  Why should the Lions be patient with Martz while he tries to get his offense rolling, only to see him bolt if/when it finally happens?

We're also told that the powers-that-be in Detroit aren't happy with Martz's recent proclamation that quarterback Jon Kitna should return as the starter in 2008.  

It's simply not Martz's call.  And, in our view, it's a fairly transparent effort by Martz to punch his own ticket via the consistency that will come from another season with Kitna at the helm.  


POSTED 11:05 a.m. EST; UPDATED 11:13 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

PACMAN'S LAWYER ENTERING THE AGENT BUSINESS

When Atlanta lawyer Manny Arora was constantly running his mouth regarding his star client, Pacman Jones, often in a manner that (in our view) wasn't in the best interests of Jones, we wondered what Arora's agenda was.

Now, his objectives are becoming more clear.  Word on the recruiting trail is that Arora is making a big play for incoming players, and that he's using his relationship with Jones as a feather in his cap.

And the NFLPA web site shows that Arora is not a registered agent, but the page containing his basic information does not reveal that he has negotiated any active contracts.


FRIDAY MORNING ONE-PER-CLUB ONE-LINERS by Michael David Smith

Patriots RT Nick Kaczur missed practice Thursday with a foot injury.

Many of the Bills' top special teams players will be free agents after the season.

Jets WR Jerricho Cotchery says of putting up big stats on a bad team, "When you think about the 1,000 yards, it's tough because you don't know if it's really helped or not."

Dolphins rookie DB Courtney Bryan knows his increased playing time is a demonstration of how many injuries the team has.

Steelers LT Marvel Smith had back surgery Thursday.

Browns RB Jamal Lewis sounds like a man who's already thinking about next year, when he might not be with the team anymore.

Bengals WR Chad Johnson won't talk to the Cincinnati media, but he spoke to Miami-area reporters via conference call Thursday and called the 2007 season "ridiculously disappointing."

Says Ravens QB Troy Smith, "I kind of have an easy job, and that is to go out and execute."

Colts DT Ed Johnson received the annual team award for the player who exceeds expectations.

Jaguars DE Reggie Hayward is back to full practice after missing three games with a groin injury.

Says Titans offensive coordinator Norm Chow of TE Ben Troupe, "He hasn't produced or had the numbers or statistics you would hope he would."

Texans coach Gary Kubiak might hire ex-UCLA coach Karl Dorrell as his next offensive coordinator.

Chargers FB Lorenzo Neal had surgery to place a plate in his broken leg two weeks ago, but he says he thinks he can play once the playoffs start.

The Broncos planned to hold a tryout for punters Thursday, but some of the candidates couldn't make it to Denver because of a snowstorm.

Raiders defensive coordinator Rob Ryan says he isn't worried about his job security, even though head coach Lane Kiffin hasn't assured him he'll be back for 2008, the final year of his contract.

Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle says, "I want to play.  There's nobody on this team that enjoys competing more than I do."

Cowboys QB Tony Romo needs seven completions to break Danny White's single-season club record.

Giants DE Michael Strahan says of RB Ahmad Bradshaw, "I told him you can't play one great game and then take a week off the next."

Redskins G Mike Pucillo has been placed on injured reserve.

Says Eagles TE L.J. Smith of playing with an injured knee, "Of course I want to play."

Packers RB Ryan Grant probably won't get to 1,000 yards because he'll rest during Sunday's game.

Vikings WR Troy Williamson could be gone after the season.

Bears CB Nathan Vasher has been placed on injured reserve.

The Lions have a long history of being bad in Green Bay.

The Buccaneers say they're focusing on Week Seventeen, not the playoffs.

Saints RBs Aaron Stecker and Reggie Bush don't expect to know whether they'll play Sunday until just before kickoff.

The Panthers have signed British K Rhys Lloyd to handle kickoffs for Sunday's season finale; he hopes they'll invite him back for training camp next year.

Sunday's Falcons game has been blacked out on local TV; Atlanta residents celebrate the news.

Seahawks playoff tickets will go on sale Monday.

Says Cardinals S Adrian Wilson of being on injured reserve, "On Sundays, it's hard for me to watch."

Rams C Andy McCollum will start Sunday in what could be his final appearance in a Rams uniform.

49ers G Larry Allen hasn't decided whether he'll return for a 15th season in 2008.


POSTED 10:53 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

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The Sprint ads on this page also will take you to a variety of accessories, including the Motorola H500 bluetooth headset with all available NFL team logos.


POSTED 10:17 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

"SWEEPING CHANGES" COMING IN MIAMI

A source with knowledge of the situation in South Florida tells us that "sweeping changes" are most likely coming for the Dolphins.  And soon.

Coach Cam Cameron?  Out.  General Manager Randy Mueller?  Out as soon as Monday, even though he's been doing research all year for free agency and the draft.

We're told that Parcells already has been working directly with the league office to obtain the appropriate permissions to hire Cowboys V.P. of college and pro scouting Jeff Ireland.

As Peter King of SI.com pointed out earlier in the week in his MMQB column, Parcells' contract makes clear that he merely is the overseer of the football operations.

"We set it up so the general manager I hire will have that authority.  I want to make it clear:  I don't want to be the general manager.  I don't want to be the head coach.  I told Wayne [Huizenga] that very clearly.  I don't think it will be an issue.''

If it is an issue -- if the league concludes that Parcells has final say over personnel -- then the Fins might have trouble finding a G.M.  Under league rules, a team is not required to allow a front office employee to leave unless he will have final say in his new job.

So if it's determined that the Tuna has the juice, the only guys he'll be able to hire are guys who are permitted by their teams to leave, or who have contracts that specifically allow a premature departure.

And even if a guy is in the final year of his contract, most front office deals run through the draft. 

With all that said, there's a growing sense in some circles that Parcells will get Ireland, and that the pair will work together in reshaping the front office.

Another source tells us that the fates of Mueller and Cameron have been sealed by people telling the Tuna that the current G.M. and coach don't burn the midnight fish oil in South Florida.  Parcells, a workaholic, doesn't like the idea of guys not doing all they can to win.


POSTED 9:38 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

PORTER DONE IN MIAMI?

With new Fins football poobah Bill Parcells declaring that he wants no "thugs and hoodlums" in Miami, the immediate reaction in league circles is that linebacker Joey Porter won't be long for South Florida.

Though Porter is primarily a bag of hot air, he was busted earlier in the year for busting up Bengals left tackle Levi Jones.

And Parcells surely means it.  The Cowboys, a team primarily built by Parcells, have had no arrests in 2007.  Ditto for the Patriots, who are led by a long-time Parcells' lieutenant, and by Parcells' son-in-law.  And the Jets, under the leadership of Parcells' protege G.M. Mike Tannenbaum, have had only one incident this year.

Meanwhile, the Dolphins have amassed the most points in our Turd Watch game (which we need to update).  Much of the damage was done by defensive tackle Fred Evans and receiver Kelly Campbell, who already are long gone. 

The only caveat as to Porter is that the $20 million in guaranteed money that he reportedly received when he signed would hit the cap.  Parcells could designate Porter as a post-June 1 cut, taking the bulk of the hit in 2009.


POSTED 9:21 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

NO BOWLING FOR McFADDEN?

Check out our sister site, CollegeFootballTalk.com, for a story regarding the possibility that two-time Heisman finalist Darren McFadden won't be playing in the Cotton Bowl.

On one hand, one more football game provided another opportunity for McFadden to suffer an injury, which could limit his draft stock.  On the other hand, McFadden could lose a chance to cement his standing as the No. 1 overall pick in the draft.

Last year, for example, LSU quarterback JaMarcus Russell vaulted to the top of the draft board after shredding the block of Swiss cheese known as the Notre Dame defense.


POSTED 9:12 a.m. EST, December 28, 2007

CRENNEL TO FINS RUMORS WON'T DIE

As Bill Parcells officially takes the reins as the chief cook and butt kicker in Miami, rumors persist that he wants Browns coach Romeo Crennel to replace Cam Cameron.

"Believe the talk that Bill Parcells is interested in bringing in Cleveland coach Romeo Crennel to coach the Dolphins," writes Bill Williamson of the Denver Post.

Crennel tried to dismiss the rumors on Wednesday, but never said unequivocally that he won't be the coach of the Dolphins in 2008.

The Browns will make the playoffs if the Titans lose to the Colts on Sunday; if the Titans win, the Browns are out.  And once the Browns are done, look for the talk of Crennel leaving Cleveland to intensify.

As to G.M. Randy Mueller, we recently heard that Parcells might find a way to throw him a bone.  Even if Mueller is out, we don't expect Mueller to leave until May 2008.  If Mueller goes in the short term, he carries with him all of the work that he has done in preparation for free agency and the draft.


POSTED 10:17 p.m. EST, December 27, 2007

'BOYS BLOCK TUNA FROM TAKING CRAYTON

Dallas Cowboys receiver Patrick Crayton, a looming free agent who was expected to be pursued by the Dolphins and new football poobah Bill Parcells, won't be going anywhere in 2008.

The Dallas Morning News reports that Crayton has signed a four-year, $14 million deal.  The contract includes a $6 million signing bonus.

The commitment to Crayton could mean the end of the line for Terry Glenn, who is signed through 2010 at salaries of $1.74 million, $2 million, and $4.95 million, respectively, over the next three seasons.  Glenn has yet to play in 2007 due to a knee injury, but is slated to make his debut in Week Seventeen.

Parcells selected Glenn in the first round of the 1996 draft, when Parcells was the coach of the Patriots.


POSTED 5:08 p.m. EST, December 27, 2007

FALCONS SNIFFING AROUND SHANAHAN?

A league source tells us that the Atlanta Falcons are exploring the possibility of pursuing Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan.

As the rumor/scuttlebutt goes, Shanahan would run the show in Atlanta, as the head coach and de facto G.M. 

Though he's still under contract with the Broncos, the thinking is that owner Pat Bowlen might be happy to let him leave, given the struggles of the team in 2007.

Another name that has emerged in Atlanta is Chiefs V.P. of player personnel Bill Kuharich.  It's possible that both Shanahan and Kuharich could join the Falcons, with Kuharich serving as the G.M. but Shanahan calling the shots.


POSTED 5:00 p.m. EST, December 27, 2007

SAPP SLAPPED WITH $75,000 FINE

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the league has fined Raiders defensive tackle $75,000 for his actions during Sunday's game against the Jaguars.

The fine was imposed for Sapp's "physical and verbal actions" toward the officials.

Teammate Derrick Burgess was fined $25,000 for verbal abuse of an official.

Sapp could have been suspended for his conduct, which was part of an outburst that resulted in three unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.


POSTED 4:32 p.m. EST, December 27, 2007

WHITLOCK CALLS OUT L.T., KIND OF

Our recent remarks regarding the boorish behavior of some of the Chargers on Monday night in comparison to LaDainian Tomlinson's boo-hooing about the actions of the Patriots after a January 2007 playoff game have been largely ignored by the "real" media.

But not completely.  Our pal Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star and FOXSports.com mentions the issue in his most recent "10 truths" column.

And we're not just pointing that out because Big Sexy calls this site "wonderful." 

Okay maybe we are.

Regardless, it's nice to see that someone isn't assessing L.T. through a rose-colored visor.

Whitlock also makes a great observation regarding the failure of Niners receiver Jerry Rice to win the MVP trophy in the strike-shortened, replacements-marred 1987 season, despite scoring 22 touchdowns in only 12 games.  The prize instead went to John Elway, who threw three less touchdown passes than Rice snagged.


POSTED 11:10 a.m. EST, December 27, 2007

WHAT DOES DORSEY EXTENSION MEAN?

On the surface, it wasn't a significant news item.  So the Browns signed their third-string quarterback to a three-year extension.

So what?

Ken Dorsey was cut by Cleveland before the start of the season.  The move prompted a public plea from rookie Brady Quinn to bring Dorsey back.

Calling it a "sad day," Quinn described Dorsey as "invaluable."

"You can't put a price on the things I think he brought to the table for us as a team. . . .  He was a mentor, a friend, someone to help me out, not only here but off the field and everything," Quinn said at the time. "Just dealing with things, giving a lot of brotherly advice, that sort of thing.  So you couldn't meet a better guy, a better teammate, a better person."

After opening-week starter Charlie Frye flamed out, resulting in a trade to Seattle, Dorsey returned.

So what does the move to keep Dorsey through 2010 mean?  On one hand, it could be viewed as a sign that the Browns will look to move restricted free agent Derek Anderson in the offseason, since the deal puts Dorsey in position to be the long-term mentor for Quinn.  On the other hand, the decision could be a precursor to a long-term contract with Anderson.

Why, you ask?  Because even though the sock puppets have been presuming that the Browns could painlessly keep Anderson and Quinn for the next several years because Quinn has a manageable contract, Quinn's contract is based on the presumption that he'll be playing -- and thus earning those big-money incentives.

So if the Browns plan to squat on Quinn for the next four years, they'll need to otherwise keep him happy.  And one way to do it is to have his pal Ken under contract.


POSTED 10:47 a.m. EST, December 27, 2007

BARNETT FILES A GRIEVANCE AGAINST OFFICIAL

It hasn't been a great month for NFL game officials.

After a December 3 game between the Patriots and the Ravens, Baltimore cornerback Samari Rolle complained that an official called him "boy."  (The matter reportedly was resolved via a finding that the official told Rolle and his teammates to "quit acting like boys."  Eye roll.)

Now, Packers linebacker Nick Barnett is filing a formal grievance regarding the force used by official James Quirk in an apparent effort to break up an on-field altercation.

Here's the video of the manuever.

 

Quirk grabbed Barnett by the neck and wrestled him to the ground.  Green Bay coach Mike McCarthy called the behavior "totally unprofessional."

"I'll tell you what, I've never seen anything like that in all my years," McCarthy said.  "I didn't see the whole thing but I thought the official was totally out of line the way he grabbed Nick around the neck and pulled him out of there.

"There was a lot going on throughout the game on both sides of the ball after the play was over.  Their offensive line was getting after Nick a bunch down the stretch.  And that goes on in these types of games. I didn't see all of it but I saw the end of it.  I thought it was totally unprofessional.  I thought it was totally out of hand."

Said Barnett:  "I got in a choke hold, I couldn't really breathe a little bit.  He got a good one on me.  I don't know how he got under that face mask, but he got a good hold on me."

No punishment of Quirk has been announced.


POSTED 10:10 a.m. EST, December 27, 2007

BIG BEN STILL NOT A BIG MAN IN LOCKER ROOM?

In 2005, we heard plenty of rumors that quarterback Ben Roethlisberger isn't one of the most popular guys among Steelers players.  A Super Bowl win diluted such talk, and his popularity took a back seat last season to his near-death experience after driving a motorcycle into a car.

This year, we'd assumed that everything had changed.  Apparently, it hasn't.

Though Roethlisberger wasn't named a team captain at the start of the season, the fact that Hines Ward received the nod for the offense didn't raise eyebrows.  More recently, after having one of the better passing seasons of any quarterback in franchise history, Roethlisberger wasn't named the MVP of the team.

The award, determined via a vote of players, was given to linebacker James Harrison, an undrafted defender who started for the first time this year.

Not to take anything away from Harrison, but how could it not have been Big Ben?  It surely wasn't a product of his performance; we can only assume that there's something else that prompted players not to vote for Roethlisberger.   


POSTED 9:23 a.m. EST; UPDATED 9:46 a.m. EST, December 27, 2007

FOX NOT HAPPY ABOUT SIMULCAST DECISION

The talk making the rounds in media circles is that the folks at FOX are not happy that both NBC and CBS are getting the Week Seventeen, history-making game between the Patriots and the Giants.

As we reported on Wednesday evening, NBC and CBS will simulcast the game at no charge.  And they'll be able to sell advertising.

"FOX is pissed," an industry source told us.  "NBC has the rights to the game.  CBS was thrown a bone.  FOX wants to be compensated."

Some folks wonder whether CBS got the game due in part to the fledging business relationship between the Patriots and the network that carries the Sunday afternoon AFC package.  On December 9, the Pats announced that a "CBS Scene" restaurant will be built at Patriot Place, adjacent to Gillette Stadium.

So