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POSTED 9:52 p.m. EDT, July 15, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 18

Every year, there's a team that many of the so-called experts peg as the next perennial postseason outsider to become a playoff contender.  With the Cincinnati Bengals finally busting through after several years of being the next rising team to reverse a long stretch of misfortune, the next logical candidate still has a long way to go.

And for now that squad comes in at the top end of the bottom half of the league's teams.

The Arizona Cardinals.

In an age of parity, which has entailed plenty of quick turnarounds and even faster falls from grace (e.g., the Super Bowl loser hasn't made it back to the playoffs in the next season for five straight years), the Cardinals have found a way to avoid playing beyond Week Seventeen since 1998.

That's the longest current drought for any NFL franchise.

How chronically bad have the Cardinals been?  But for the 16-team tournament that the league threw together at the end of the strike-shortened 1982 season, the Cards have qualified for the playoffs only once in the last 30 years.

That's pathetic, and it's evidence of a problem that runs all the way to the top of the organization.

The flaws in this franchise have been so deep and profound that not even Denny Green has found a way to turn it around quickly.  And we're talking about the same Denny Green that pulled the Vikings out of a two-year funk and thrust the team into consistent playoff contention, taking it to the playoffs in eight of his nine full seasons.

Instead, the Cards have been 6-10 and 5-11 in Green's first two years, and even with the addition of running back Edgerrin James and a brand new stadium that plenty of real, live human beings will be frequenting this year, we still think that a lot needs to be done to erase the stink of all of the years of ineptitude that have plagued one of the oldest franchises in pro football.

For now, the biggest trouble is in the trenches.

Though the guy known as E.J. might think he's on track to don an ugly mustard sports jacket and deliver a ten-minute speech on the temporary dais at Fawcett Stadium in Canton, he should give Ricky Williams a call regarding the realities of trying to gain yards on the ground without, you know, effective blocking.

So what did the Cards do in the offseason to improve an offensive line that paved the way for only 1,138 rushing yards in 2005, nearly 200 yards behind the No. 31 team?  They signed a guy that the Texans gave up on.  (They also selected Deuce Lutui in the second round of the draft, going with a guard at a time when it might have made more sense to take a tackle.)

On defense, the Cards signed tackle Kendrick Clancy, an underrated nose tackle who overachieved for the Giants in 2005.  But Clancy isn't capable of carrying the entire line, and for a franchise that has rented a string of quality defensive ends over the past decade or so there's none of them left right now.

The strangest aspect of all of this is that the Cardinals' defense wasn't all that bad last year.  Statistically, they finished in the top ten, allowing fewer yards per game than the Redskins, Colts, Broncos, Seahawks, and Patriots.  Thanks to a high-octane passing game, the offense was in the top ten as well.

And yet they still found a way to lose six more games than they won.

Thus, we think the trend will continue, at least for another year, even as more and more league observers will take the position that it's time for the Cards to make the playoffs in a non-strike year for the second time since the Ford administration. 

But barring a major injury to one or more key players, the Seahawks will win the division going away.  So then the question will be whether the Cards can snag a wild card berth.  Even though the NFC has generally become the AFC's eight-beer biatch, the numbers don't favor Arizona.  With four legitimate contenders in the East and three in the South, the Cardinals will need to rack up plenty of wins in a schedule that includes games against the Broncos, Chiefs, Chargers, Cowboys, and Falcons.

Sorry, Cardinals fans.  It'll inevitably happen for you.  But not yet.

Next, the fantasy grades.

Quarterback:  Kurt Warner still has plenty of name recognition, and with all of the hype surrounding the team this year he's certain to be drafted higher than his remaining ability merits.  Don't fall for it -- he hasn't played 16 games since 2001, and this likely will be his last season as the Week One starter.  He gets a C.  (And it might be a good idea to throw a late-round lasso around Matt Leinart, especially in a keeper league.)

Running back:  If Edgerrin James can churn out 1,500 yards behind the Arizona line, he deserves to be put in the Hall of Fame right now.  We're skeptical, however.  We think he'll get his 1,000 yards, but it won't be easy and he might get hurt.  We give him a B-.

Wide receiver:  The stats of Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin were virtually identical in 2005.  Both had over 100 catches, each had in excess of 1,400 yards.  We like Fitzgerald a little bit more than Boldin, so we'll give Larry an A and Boldin an A-.

Tight end:  With all of the balls that will be sailing toward the wideouts, there's no chance of this position generating decent numbers.

Defense:  Another unit that isn't quite elite, but still a cut above the background noise of the so-so and the poor units out there.  B-.

Kicker:  Neil Rackers set a league record with 40 field goals in 2005.  He gets a B+.


POSTED 11:23 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 12:30 p.m. EDT, July 15, 2006

NFL EXPLAINS THE NEW JULY 15 RULE

We've obtained more information regarding the NFL's interpretation of the new rule regarding the signing of franchise players to long-term deals.  As it turns out, our previous analysis of the rule was partially wrong (but also partially right).

Under the prior CBA, a multi-year deal signed by the franchise player and his team prior to July 15 resulted in the loss of the franchise tag for the full duration of the contract (barring circumstances such as retirement or career-ending injury).  After July 15, a multi-year deal could be executed between the franchise player and the team, without consequence.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello tells us the procedure has changed in light of the revised CBA:  "Under the new agreement, a club has until 4:00 p.m. (New York time) on July 15 to sign its designated Franchise Player to a multi-year contract or extension.  After the deadline, the player may sign only a one-year contract with his prior club, and that contract may only be extended after the club's last regular season game."  (Aiello also advised us that, because July 15 fell on a Saturday, the actual deadline this year would have been Monday, July 17 at 4:00 p.m. EDT.)

For now, the controlling language is the "Term Sheet" negotiated by the NFL and the NFL Players Association in March.  Per the exact language of the Term Sheet, "FP signed to multi-year contract before 7/15 results in loss of designation for only one year; any contract signed after that date through the end of the season can be only for one year."

The NFL's position regarding this provision, then, is that a long-term deal signed prior to July 15 now restores the franchise tag for the following season.  But we (and possibly many others in and around the league) interpreted the phrase "loss of designation for only one year" to mean that the team would forfeit the ability to use the tag in the following season.

Here's why.  First, we considered the new rule in light of the old one.  Previously, signing a multi-year deal before July 15 forfeited the tag for the life of the contract.  Now, it's lost "for only one year."

Second, the phrase "loss of designation for only one year" is meaningless if it refers to the current league year, because the CBA plainly states at Article XX, Section 1 that "each Club shall be permitted to designate one of its players who would otherwise be an Unrestricted Free Agent as a Franchise Player each season during the term of this Agreement."  (Emphasis added.)  Thus, it's impossible for a team to:  (1) designate a franchise player; (2) sign the franchise player to a multi-year term deal; and (3) use the franchise tag on another player.  Common sense suggests that, since there's no designation to be lost in the current year since the designation can't be re-used, the key phrase in the Term Sheet applies to the next league year.

In this regard, it's important to keep in mind the fact that Aiello has provided us with only the Management Council's interpretation of the rule.  At this point, it's not clear whether the NFLPA agrees.  Though we're attempting to obtain more information regarding the union's position, it's possible that the union will contend that the Detroit Lions have lost the ability to use the franchise tag in 2007 by signing Jeff Backus to a long-term deal. 

The issue, however, most likely won't become relevant unless and until the Lions attempt to use the franchise tag in 2007.  Then, the union could file a grievance in the name of the player whom the Lions are attempting to restrict via the franchise tag, arguing that the Lions have no tag to use. 

Before then, however, the NFL and the NFLPA surely will be revisiting this provision during the process of incorporating the Term Sheet into the CBA.  If, however, the two sides had finished the job before July 15, the Lions would likely have had a greater level of certainty as to whether a long-term deal with Jeff Backus triggered the loss of the tag for 2007, or not at all.

Regardless of whether the tag is lost for a year or not at all for deals signed before July 15, the fact remains that no multi-year contract could have been signed by the Lions and their 2006 franchise player after July 15. 

Thus, contrary to other reports regarding the issue, the Lions would not have lost their franchise tag for the duration of the Backus contract if a long-term contract had been signed after July 15.  Instead, as Aiello advised us, a multi-year deal after July 15 could not have been executed or approved.

So under the NFL's interpretation of the new July 15 rule, the Lions at no time were in danger of losing their franchise tag for 2007 or beyond.  As Aiello said, "[T]here is no longer any scenario under which a club would lose its tag for future years.  They either do a multi-year deal before the deadline (and keep the tag), or they do a one-year deal after the deadline (and keep the tag)."

In fairness to the league, the NFL's position isn't something that was developed within the past few days.  In an NFL.com item dated March 11, the league explained that the franchise player could be signed to a long-term deal before July 15 without losing the ability to use the tag in the future.

Stay tuned, possibly, for the union's position on this.


SATURDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

T.O.'s publicist now says that T.O. was misquoted when he said that he was misquoted in his own book (unless, of course, she's being misquoted).

The publicist also suggests that the notion that T.O. misquoted himself came from "Internet reports."  (Technically, she's correct; the AP  story regarding the issue has been "reported" in various places on the "Internet.")

Former Jets G.M. Terry Bradway, demoted earlier this year, has been promoted to director of player personnel.

Pacman says that the Titans will make the playoffs this year (after they transfer to the CFL).

Falcons CB Jimmy Williams doesn't plan to part ways with agent Ethan Lock, despite the reported defection of Zeke Sandhu to David Dunn's group.

Now we understand why Madden 2007 cover boy Shaun Alexander took a dig at the game recently; EA Sports is also selling a souped-up Hall of Fame version of the game this year to commemorate its namesake's entry into Canton, and the "special" version doesn't feature Alexander's image.

Said Alexander upon eyeballing the cover shot:  "Hey, that picture makes me look fat.  And old.  And white."

Bond has been revoked for the failed hedge fund manager who is at the heart of litigation filed by current and former players against the NFL and the NFLPA.  (Rule No. 1 for guys on bail -- do not write diary entries regarding possible destinations upon fleeing the country.)

Did Bucs RB Cadillac Williams get special treatment in his quest to satisfy the rigors of a college education?  "I didn't do nothing illegal," he said.  (Hey, we didn't know he was an English major.)

The Texans have dumped OT Todd Wade, to whom the team paid a $10 million signing bonus in 2004.

Another day, another guy tempts fate by talking big:  "When I get to the Hall of Fame, I'm going to have to pick between a jersey for Arizona or the Colts," Edgerrin James said on Friday.

Titans single-game tickets went on sale this morning.  (We called a little while ago just to help keep the guy taking the phone orders awake.)

The Bills have signed RT Jason Peters to a five-year extension; not bad for a guy who was an undrafted free agent two years ago.

Jets first-round C Nick Mangold will be the first-team center at the start of training camp, due to a broken ankle suffered by Trey Teague.

The Titans have signed fourth-round S Calvin Lowry.

The Seahawks have signed fifth-round FB David Kirtman.

Danica Patrick might be wise to seek the counsel of Raiders chief executive Amy Trask regarding strategies for success in a sport dominated by dudes.


POSTED 11:44 p.m. EDT, July 14, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 19

Okay, we've thought long and hard about this one.  We're now into the teens with this little team-by-team exercise, and fans of pretty much every NFL franchise from here until the top of the list could plausibly argue that their squad could be the last group standing come February.

So we think every team is fair game from here on up, including teams that some so-called experts might have on the short list for a stint in Miami and Super Bowl XLI.

Before we go any farther, we need to remind the readers (and ourselves) of the purpose of this list.  It's not an effort to project each team's finish in 2006; we'll do that closer to the start of the season.  Instead, this list is a snapshot of the manner in which we believe the 32 members of the NFL fit together.

And we'll be candid.  On at least one draft version of this here list, the team we're putting at No. 19 was close to No. 1.  But that was two weeks ago; since then, there has been more evidence that the ship could be sinking, and that last year's success might not be duplicated.

The Cincinnati Bengals.  

Yeah, baby.  Welcome back to the bottom half of the league, Mike Brown.  You've worked hard to get here.

Indeed, the clincher for us was the statement Brown issued on Friday in response to mounting criticism of the team's decision to select linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the third round of the supplemental draft.  Said Brown:  "Regarding this week's selection of Ahmad Brooks in the supplemental draft, we are aware of no pending allegations of any kind against Ahmad.  The club's judgment is that any past transgressions were insufficient to deny him an opportunity to prove himself as a responsible NFL player."

Mike, you're missing the point.  If Brooks was the only guy of questionable character on the team, that would be one thing.  But he isn't.  He's only the newest arrival.

Sooner or later, there's going to be a critical mass of turds wearing black and orange.  Sooner or later, the non-turds will get turned off by the guys whose antisocial behavior off of the field surely translates into, at a minimum, a degree of ignorance and/or arrogance that will make the kids less likely to buy in to the systems and attitudes that the coaching staff is trying to communicate.

Sooner or later, this team will implode.

And we now think it could be sooner. 

For starters, quarterback Carson Palmer is rehabilitating a serious knee injury that knocked him out of the playoff loss to the Steelers.  Though every knee surgery performed on every NFL player is always a "success" and every rehab is always "ahead of schedule," the reality is that it takes a long while to get back to normal after tearing an ACL.  Even if every piece of blue-sky-and-sunshine press regarding Palmer's prognosis might be the full and complete truth, there's no way to know for sure because no team is going to be candid about the status of its starting quarterback, especially during the prime ticket sales time of the offseason.

And if Palmer isn't ready or if he gets re-injured, Jon Kitna no longer is available to stop the bleeding.  Instead, the job would fall to (gulp) Anthony Wright or (double gulp) Doug Johnson.

Beyond the question of when or if Palmer will be back to form in 2005, the biggest question mark for the offense is another topic that the team won't address -- whether and to what extent coach Marvin Lewis will rein in receiver Chad Johnson.  We reported in January that Johnson engaged in a disruptive locker-room altercation during halftime of the team's postseason loss against Pittsburgh, and one of the reasons that at least one member of the team was willing to disclose the incident was to ensure that it won't happen again when the season is on the line.  There's a high degree of resentment regarding the perceived double-standard that Lewis employs when dealing with Johnson, and that makes us even more convinced that an implosion is coming.

Is there still hope?  Can the Bengals climb out of the hole into which they've plunged without losing a single game?  Yes, there is and, yes, they can.

But the first step will be to make a strong statement that turdishness no longer will be tolerated.  The easiest way to do it?  Cut receiver Chris Henry and offer Nicholson a one-year contract for the rookie minimum of $275,000.  Those are the two guys, after all, who have engaged in conduct since joining the team that has resulted in an arrest.  (Frostee Rucker has been arrested, too, but that was the product of conduct preceding his final year at USC.) 

Next up, Marvin needs to quit coddling Chad Johnson.  It's the quickest way to get the attention -- and keep the respect -- of the majority of Bengals players who aren't selfish, who follow the rules, and who abide by the law.

We don't see it happening.  Indeed, if the Bengals were prepared to address these issues, they wouldn't be making excuses for their decision to draft a guy who had been kicked off of his college team.  Instead, they'd be running the other way from guys like Brooks, as teams trying their best to deturdify (like the Vikings) did.

But Marvin still thinks that he can change these guys, even in the midst of an offseason in which three players with one year or less of NFL experience were arrested a total of five times and suspended for four games.

They just don't get it, and teams that don't get it rarely get their hands on a Lombardi.

Okay, fantasy grades.

Quarterback:  Carson Palmer was tremendous in 2005, and should have merited stronger consideration for NFL MVP.  We think that, in a roster rife with problem children, Palmer's strong performance and steady hand were arguably more valuable than Shaun Alexander's churning of turf behind the best offensive line in the league.  In fact, Palmer had more passing yards, more completions, and more touchdowns than Peyton Manning.

But Palmer suffered that tragic ACL tear in January, and it would be naive to assume that he's going to pick up right where he left off.  It'll be a long road, he'll likely still put up good numbers.  But he's not a top-five pick this year, and we'd use those high-round selections elsewhere. 

Running back:  Rudi Johnson broke his franchise single-season rushing record by four yards on fewer carries, despite having a knee injury for most of the year.  Even if Carson Palmer isn't the quarterback he was in 2005 (or if he isn't the quarterback at all), Rudi will get his yards, and touchdowns.  He gets an A-.

Wide receiver:  Chad Johnson is one of the best receivers in the league; there's no disputing that.  But if Carson Palmer stumbles on his road back from that torn-up knee, it will affect Johnson's numbers.  He gets a B+ for now.  T.J. Houshmandzadeh had a solid year as well but, again, he'll only go as far as Palmer can take him.  Give him a B-.

Tight end:  Look elsewhere.

Defense:  Statistically, the Cincy "D" wasn't a powerhouse in 2005, but it created the most turnovers in the league.  Even with question marks surrounding linebacker Odell Thurman, the addition of Sam Adams beefs up the defensive line and the unit will be stronger in 2005.  (Until the team implodes.)  We give them a B.

Kicker:  Shayne Graham is capable of scoring a ton of points, if the offense is clicking.  So, once more, Graham's grade all falls back to whether Carson Palmer can be as effective as he was in 2005.  We give him a B for now.

Before all of the Bengals fans out there simultaneously fill up our e-mail box with insults and various other unpleasantries, keep this in mind.  We think that your team is among the most talented in the NFL.  But we currently fear that a lack of leadership from the top of the organization and an inexplicable thirst for all things turd could make the Bengals the prime candidate for a plunge in 2006.


POSTED 9:32 p.m. EDT, July 14, 2006

POSTONS PULLING POLITICAL STRINGS

We've obtained more information regarding the sudden interest of the U.S. Congress in the NFL Players Association, and it appears to us that someone is calling in a political favor.

That someone is agent Carl Poston, who has an office in the district of one of the persons who are now trying to apply pressure to the players union on his behalf.

As it turns out, Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) and Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tex.) have penned a letter to NFLPA executive director Gene Upshaw expressing their general concerns regarding the union's procedures for disciplining agents -- pointing to the particular pending action against Poston, who is described in the correspondence as an agent who has been successful in obtaining significant contracts for his clients.

The letter begins by explaining that the Congresspersons recently have become aware of the matters involving the union and Poston, and that they have concerns regarding the disciplinary procedures, given that (in their view) the NFLPA's activities affect commerce and may give rise to antitrust violations.

The letter then lists several specific concerns:  (1) the NFLPA has the sole authority to determine who will be an agent and the NFLPA alone sets the rules regarding them; (2) the mechanism for resolving disputes permits discipline to be pursued even if the player has made no complaint; (3) the NFLPA has the sole right to select the arbitrator, who is paid by the NFLPA to preside; (4) there is no procedure for making disclosures regarding any potential biases on the part of the arbitrator.

Next, the letter requests that the union make several revisions to the procedure for disciplining agents:  (1) a requirement of a verified complaint before discipline will be pursued; (2) an effort to ensure that the arbitrator will be neutral, impartial, and unbiased; (3) a requirement that the arbitrator make disclosures to the parties so that an evaluation may be performed as to whether there is the potential for bias; (4) the availability of discovery devices used in most legal proceedings; (5) steps to prevent surprise, such as the identification of witnesses and the exchange of exhibits prior to the hearing; (6) the availability of subpoena power for the arbitrator, so that the agent subject to discipline may compel persons to appear and testify; and (7) the prohibition of direct contact between the parties and the arbitrator.

Finally, the letter explains that, if the NFLPA does not voluntarily make these changes, legislation will be drafted that, if enacted, would require the union to do so.  Likewise, the letter states that hearings regarding the matter could be conducted.

Regardless of whether two members of the House of Representatives have the juice to get Congress interested in this topic at a time when there are far greater issues facing our nation, we agree with most of the changes that have been suggested.  We disagree only with the requirement of a verified complaint, if the requirement will be a verified complaint from one of the agent's clients.

The reality for NFL players is that:  (1) a lot of them aren't very bright; and (2) the curious culture of the locker room requires most players to stand behind their chosen representatives, lest the players look like stooges for hiring them in the first place.  Thus, it's not surprising that a guy like linebacker LaVar Arrington wouldn't complain about the conduct of Carl Poston, even though Poston screwed up Arrington's December 2003 contract extension by, you know, not reading it, and advised him in February to pay back $4 million in earned money in order to get onto the market early enough to . . . ask for too much money and sign a deal not much better than the one Arrington would have gotten if he'd waited for the Redskins to release him before a $6.5 million roster bonus came due in July.

Bottom line -- Carl Poston isn't in hot water because the NFLPA doesn't like him.  He's in trouble because he admitted that he didn't read a contract before allowing his client to sign it.  Even if Arrington genuinely doesn't care, the NFLPA has an obligation, in our view, to protect other players who might fall victim to similar behavior.

So in our view the NFLPA should seriously consider making most of the suggested changes, but the NFLPA likewise should not relent in its efforts to hold Poston accountable for his gross negligence in the representation of an NFL player. 

Even if the NFL player in question thinks that "gross negligence" means a picture of a fat chick in lingerie.


POSTED 6:44 p.m. EDT, July 14, 2006

CONGRESS INVESTIGATING NFLPA?

We've just caught wind of a potential investigation of the NFL Players Association by the United States Congress regarding the manner in which the union metes out discipline to the NFLPA-registered contract advisors.

A league source tells us that Congress could be looking into potential antitrust violations arising from allegedly selective enforcement of regulations and generally arbitrary and capricious actions of the union when investigating and punishing agents.

Under such a theory, the argument would be that some agents get nailed for certain conduct that other agents can engage in without scrutiny. 

Stay tuned.


POSTED 4:32 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 5:18 p.m. EDT, July 14, 2006

T.O. SAYS  "I BLAME ME SOME ME"?

From the "Nothing That Happens Can Ever Freaking Surprise Us" file (to which we only recently added the Ahmad-Brooks-to-Bengals story), it now appears that Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens believes that he was misquoted . . . in his own book.  

Actually, Owens claims that it was his co-author, Jason Rosenhaus, who added the last word to the following description of T.O.'s efforts to return from a December broken leg in order to play in Super Bowl XXXIX:  "If you'll forgive me for saying so . . . [it was] nothing short of heroic."

"[Heroic] was one of the words that Jason used," Owens said on Thursday after signing copies of the books for fans at a Wal-Mart near the Cowboys' headquarters.  "I can't say that I called it 'heroic.'"

Um.  Um.  You know, after nearly five years of doing this, we finally are speechless.

But not completely.  T.O.'s strategy unlocks an entire new realm of easy excuses for guys who have other writers assist with their memoirs.  

If there's something in there that stirs up enough criticism, point the finger at the other guy.

Of course, the "next question" becomes whether Owens bothered to read the galley proofs before the book was put into production.  If he did, and if he failed to object to the presence of the word "heroic," then he ratified its presence -- and it becomes his term.

So what else in the book didn't T.O. actually write, or later read?  We've got a feeling that the insertion of the term "heroic" isn't a one-shot thing, and that on the spectrum of reality the final product might be somewhere near the Milli and/or Vanilli categories.

If nothing else, it'll give him something to discuss on his nationwide talk-show tour, which to date has included one less stop than Kramer's efforts to generate interest in his coffee table book about coffee tables.  


FRIDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

Marco Coleman has bailed out of the group of plaintiffs suing the NFL and the NFLPA for failing to conduct background checks of a failed hedge fund manager; the amended complaint also names two John Doe corporations who were allegedly supposed to conduct the background checks on behalf of the primary defendants.

Pacman's party in Atlanta is the talk of the town.

Steve Largent's son is charged with soliciting sex from a girl under the age of 16.

Frostee Rucker's latest criminal case has been continued to August 11.

Zygi Wilf's college-aged nephew is a part-owner in the team; the Wilfs won't disclose the school to which the younger Wilf attends, but our sources say he's a Harvard man.

The Vikes had no interest in LB Ahmad Brooks:  "[H]e had character issues and medical issues, and that wasn't something we were looking to get involved in," V.P. of player personnel Rick Spielman said Thursday (as Fred Smoot tried his damnedest not to laugh).

The tailback position is wide open in Tennessee.

Daunte Culpepper's passer rating in 2004 was the fourth-best in NFL history.

Thanks to the Washington Times for crediting us in connection with Frostee Rucker's history of alleged misconduct with females, but ultimate credit for that one should go to ESPN's Outside the Lines, which did a great in-depth report on Rucker and his alleged victims.

The Texans have signed sixth-round RB Wali Lundy and seventh-round WR David Anderson.

The Eagles have inked fourth-round WR Jason Avant to a four-year deal.

The Titans have inked free-agent FB Ahmard Hall, who was passed over in the supplemental draft.


POSTED 8:12 a.m. EDT, July 14, 2006

BROWN MADE THE CALL ON BROOKS

A league source tells us that, although Bengals coach Marvin Lewis has plenty of influence over the composition of his team's roster, the decision to select Virginia linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the third round of the Supplemental Draft came from owner Mike Brown.

Our guess?  Lewis is putting the word out that Brown made the decision in order to deflect a mounting storm of criticism regarding the team's addition on Marvin's watch of guys like Chris Henry and A.J. Nicholson and Odell Thurman and Frostee Rucker and Fahu Tahi. 

Even if Brown did in fact make the decision, we wonder what if anything Marvin had to say as the boss was pondering the possibility.  Did the coach say, "You know, this guy's college coach is putting out the word that the kid is a turd, and there are reports he failed multiple drug tests"?  Or did Marvin merely keep his mouth shut and let nature take its course?

Our Internet gambling money is on the latter.

And the irony here is that Brooks became a necessity for the team because Thurman, also a linebacker, has been suspended for four games to start the season due to violation of the league's substance abuse policy.  (Despite reports raising the possibility that the suspension is the result of a missed test, the substance abuse policy doesn't require a four-game suspension for a first strike; to reach the level of having to sit four games, there must have been prior positives and/or skipped tests -- and likewise a four-game fine without a suspension.)

So what's next?  Drafting a receiver with a bad reputation in 2007 to replace Henry?  A defensive end who likes to smack around the ladies in 2008 to replace Rucker?  A linebacker with a taste for other people's stuff in 2009 to replace Nicholson?

Really, the situation in Cincinnati is beyond amazing.  And as one league source mentioned to us on Thursday, few if any members of the "real" media have anything to say about it.

Meanwhile, Bengals fans generally are tolerant because they're starved for a winner.  But as we suggested on Thursday after word broke of Brooks' selection, the locals will turn on Lewis quickly if/when the team with too many turd returns to its pre-2005 form. 


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POSTED 11:47 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

LIONS LOSE FRANCHISE TAG FOR 2007

Lost in the reports regarding the decision of the Detroit Lions to sign offensive lineman Jeff Backus to a six-year contract is the reality that, in doing so, the team has forfeited the franchise tag for the 2007 season.

Per the "Term Sheet" negotiated by the NFL and the NFL Players Association more than four months ago, if a team signs its franchise player to a multi-year deal before July 15, the team loses the franchise tag for one year.  (Originally, the Collective Bargaining Agreement called for the forfeiture of the franchise tag for the full term of the contract if a long-term deal was reached prior to July 15.)  The Lions previously applied the franchise tag to Backus, and then signed him to a one-year deal with a promise that he would not be tagged again in 2007.

As a result, the Lions now will apply the tag in 2007 to no one.

The deal was done before July 15 despite the loss of the tag because the Term Sheet also provides that "any contract signed after [July 15] through the end of the regular season can be for only one year."

So what does that mean?  ESPN.com says that the Management Council advised the Lions that a multi-year contract signed after July 15 would have triggered the loss of the franchise tag for the life of the deal.  We disagree; we think the proper outcome would have been invalidation of the contract.  If the Term Sheet says that any post-July 15 contract "can be for only one year," then it can be for only one year.  Period. 

The overriding problem, in our view, is that the Term Sheet still has not been incorporated into the formal CBA.  As a result, the sketchy, sometimes vague language that was hammered out at the bargaining table isn't as clear or precise as it will be once it is fully articulated with wherefores and heretofores in the official contractual document.  (Okay, maybe it won't be clear -- but it definitely will be precise.)

So please, NFL and NFLPA, we beg you, on behalf of the 32 teams and the agents and the players.  Finalize the CBA so folks will know exactly what the HEL is going on.


POSTED 10:59 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:28 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 20

After knocking out 12 full-blown analyses of the 12 worst franchises in the NFL over the first 12 days of July, we're relieved to finally scrape the bottom of the league's barrel of top 20 teams.

And as easy as it was for us to pinpoint each and every member of our Dirty Dozen, we've struggled in identifying the team that we regard as the worst of the remainders.

We considered several possibilities.  The Eagles.  The Cardinals.  The Ravens.  The Chiefs.  Even the Jaguars.

But then it hit us.  Like . . . like . . . like a badly overthrown pass from an overhyped quarterback who can't pass from the pocket. 

The Atlanta Falcons.

Yeah, they made it to the NFC championship two years ago.  But they didn't even qualify for the postseason in 2005, limping to a 5-7 finish after a 3-1 start -- and dropping four out of five down the stretch.

Most significantly, the Falcons were 0-4 against their primary rivals from the NFC South, Tampa and Carolina.  And while Atlanta lost narrowly twice to the Bucs, the Falcons were filleted by the Panthers, outscored to the tune of 68-17 in two games.

The root of the problem is quarterback Michael Vick.  He's not a real leader, in our opinion.  Never will be. 

He won't be a leader because he's never been expected to lead.  Instead, he's merely been expected to dazzle with his incredible God-given skills, and he's constantly had his crotch nuzzled (maybe not the best choice of words, given the whole Ron Mexico thing) for his ability to run out of trouble and make defenders look like Keystone Cops full of Krispy Kremes.

We've heard that part of the problem is that Vick isn't as tall as advertised, and thus can't see over the wall of blockers and those trying to get past them.  Regardless of the reason, these Falcons will never get to the Super Bowl without 53 tickets.

And it could be that the front office and coaching staff are starting to figure it out.  After all, the new quarterbacks coach, Bill Musgrave, is the guy who helped turn Matt Schaub into a Heisman candidate at the University of Virginia. 

Musgrave replaces Mike Johnson, whom Vick wasn't happy to lose.  "It hurts me to see him go," Vick said in January.  "I wish we could've kept him around.  I don't know why he's gone, but that decision was made, and it's just something I've got to deal with."

Indeed, there were rumblings earlier this year that Vick wants out of Atlanta, and there's a feeling that the sentiment could be mutual.  The Falcons, after all, resisted opportunities to trade Schaub in the offseason, and he'll be eligible for restricted free agency in 2007.

And regarding those rumors of a rift between Vick and head coach Jim Mora?  Mora got a three-year extension in the offseason, which suggests that if the two get into a tug-o-war, Mora will be yanking Mike into the mud.

Our guess?  If the Falcons tank again, it very well could be bye-bye for Vick, who'd be a perfect fit for the Raiders.  And pretty much no one else.

Is it blasphemy to suggest that a superstar who serves as the face of a franchise might make a premature exit?  It used to be.  But that was before Randy Moss and Daunte Culpepper proved that even the longest-term deals can become short-term arrangements if both sides aren't fully committed to the relationship.

Apart from Vick, the Falcons don't look much different than they did in 2005.  Wayne Gandy replaces Kevin Shaffer at left tackle, but the rest of the offensive line returns.  Roddy White and Michael Jenkins are the top two wide receivers, who do more widing than receiving in the Valtrex offense.   Warrick Dunn and T.J. Duckett (we almost had a very unfortunate typo on that one) are the tailbacks, and Justin Griffith is the fullback.

But the key is still Alge Crumpler, who is the Mike Vick safety valve, primarily since he's one of the few pass-catchers that Vick can see.

The big additions on defense are end John Abraham and safeties Lawyer Milloy and Chris Crocker.  Second-round rookie Jimmy Williams will get a shot at serving as the nickel corner.

In all, the team isn't that much different.  But given the 8-8 record of a year ago, that's not necessarily a good thing.  We don't think the team has done enough to get back to the top of the conference -- primarily because the Falcons won't be able to get back to the top of their division.

Okay.  Fantasy grade time.

Quarterback:  In 2004, Vick performed like a running back who throws passes on the side.  He rushed for more than 900 yards and three scores and threw for 2,313 yards and threw nearly as many picks (12) as touchdown passes (14).  In 2005, he was pretty much the same, but with more than 300 fewer rushing yards and twice the rushing touchdowns.  So, in selecting a quarterback, we prefer to go with a real one.

Running back:  Dunn had the most rushing yards of his career in 2005, but managed only three touchdowns on the ground.  With T.J. Duckett falling farther out of favor and Dunn showing no signs of wearing down, he gets a solid B for 2006.

Wide receiver:  Roddy White could be a breakout player in 2006.  If Michael Vick tears an ACL in August.  Ditto for Michael Jenkins.  As long as Vick is healthy, avoid either guy.

Tight end:  Alge Crumpler is one of the top tight ends in the league, but we'd keep an eye on him in light of recently-disclosed shoulder surgery.  If healthy -- and if Vick is the quarterback -- Crumpler's 65 receptions, 877 yards, and five touchdowns from 2005 gives him a solid B as tight ends go.

Defense:  Even with the new additions, we don't see the Falcons improving much on the performance in 2005 that left them as the 22nd-ranked defensive unit.  Still, the presence of speedster DeAngelo Hall and the disruptive Abraham could generate some touchdowns.  They're above the "crapshoot" category, but not in the upper echelon.

Kicker:  We don't see the Falcons scoring many more points in 2006, which means that newcomer Zac Derr won't get many chances.  If Zac Derr makes the team.  Look elsewhere.


THURSDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS

The field of potential Commissioner candidates has narrowed.

All politics aside, we invite anyone who objects to a security pat-down when entering an NFL stadium to stay the f--k home.

The Lions have signed OL Jeff Backus to a six-year deal with $15.5 million in guaranteed money.

The Saints have signed FB Mike Karney to a four-year extension.


POSTED 4:53 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

THURMAN SUSPENDED FOR FOUR GAMES

A league source tells us that Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman has been suspended four games for violation of the NFL's substance abuse policy.  

The suspension helps to explain the team's surprising decision to select linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the third round of the Supplemental Draft.  However, Brooks has had his own history with banned substances; he was once arrested for possession of marijuana, and Jason Cole reported for the Miami Herald last month that Brooks failed two drug tests while at the University of Virginia.

As to Thurman, word is that he is making a conscientious effort to rectify the problem.  We're told that he wants to comply with the rules and to play football.  With that said, a four-game suspension is imposed only after a player has progressed through several levels of the substance abuse program, which means that the problem has been around for a while.  Here's hoping that he can get on the right track, because he definitely has the talent to be a force in the NFL.

The four-game suspension takes effect after the final preseason game on September 1 at Indianapolis.  He'll miss games on September 10 at Kansas City, September 17 at home against the Browns, September 24 at Pittsburgh, and October 1 at home against the Patriots.


POSTED 4:40 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS IN CINCY?

As league insiders continue to express shock regarding the decision of the Cincinnati Bengals to select linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the third round of the Supplemental Draft, there are now questions as to whether coach Marvin Lewis is the one making the final decisions as to personnel in the Queen City.

"I know Marvin," one league source told us, "and I can't believe this is Marvin's doing."

Added the source:  "Whoever is picking the guys is f--king crazy."

Brooks, the latest link in a chain-chain-chain, chain of turds to be acquired by the Bengals, has had plenty of issues.  He was kicked off of the Virginia football team.  He failed at least two drug tests.  He was arrested for marijuana possession.  And coach Al Groh let it be known to his NFL contacts that Brooks was not a guy worthy of drafting.

In addition to the question of who's calling the shots in Cincy, there's also a question as to who's gathering the info.  The Brown family is notoriously tight with the money, which explains why a franchise among the lowest in the league in revenue is also among the highest in the league in profit.  As a result, the Bengals don't devote to the screening of potential draft picks the same resources that other teams expend.

Still, there are some league insiders who are convinced that, in the end, Lewis has final say, and that Lewis believes he can turn turds into treasure.

"He's got a lot of confidence in his own ability to reform," said one league source.  "He's always been that way.  Marvin thinks he's smarter than everyone else.  That's his hubris, his tragic flaw.  In the end, it could be his downfall." 

Indeed, if the Bengals continue to win plenty of games and sell plenty of tickets, Marvin's moves in this regard will be overlooked.  But as soon as the team tanks, blame will fall to his decision to acquire and to keep guys like Brooks and Chris Henry and A.J. Nicholson and Fahu Tahi (or is it Tahu Fahi . . . or Fahi Tahu?). 


POSTED 1:35 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 1:43 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

BENGALS TAKE BROOKS IN "TURD" ROUND

Two league sources advise us that the Cincinnati Bengals have selected linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the third round of the Supplemental Draft.

It figures.

Perhaps Marvin Lewis and the Bengals should change the name of the third round to the "turd" round, since they've now used three consecutive picks in round three on guys of questionable character.

In the 2005 draft, Lewis snagged receiver Chris Henry, who has since been arrested four times.  In April 2006, Lewis took defensive end Frostee Rucker, who has faced multiple accusations of misconduct with females.

Now, it's Brooks -- who was kicked off of the Virginia Cavaliers after his junior season.  Jason Cole, formerly of the Miami Herald and now of Yahoo! Sports, reported that Brooks failed multiple drug tests while in college.

Nice job, Marvin.  


POSTED 1:22 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

ROUND ONE OVER -- NO ONE PICKED

A league source tells us that no one was selected in round one of the Supplemental Draft.


POSTED 1:05 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 1:10 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT UNDERWAY 

Here's the order for the 2006 Supplemental Draft, which was scheduled to get underway at 1:00 p.m. EDT.

1.  San Francisco

2.  Houston

3.  Tennessee

4.  Green Bay

5.  Detroit

6.  Baltimore

7.  New Orleans

8.  Philadelphia

9.  Buffalo

10.  Arizona

11.  Cleveland

12.  St. Louis

13.  Oakland

14.  New York Jets

15.  Miami

16.  San Diego

17.  Kansas City

18.  Minnesota

19.  Atlanta

20.  Dallas

21.  Jacksonville

22.  Cincinnati

23.  Carolina

24.  Seattle

25.  New York Giants

26.  Chicago

27.  Tampa Bay

28.  Indianapolis

29.  Pittsburgh
 
30.  Washington

31.  New England

32.  Denver

The order is determined via a weighted lottery based on the 2006 draft order.  For each round, teams have ten minutes to decide whether to use a pick on a player.  If two teams or more teams put in a claim on a player in a given round, the team with the highest priority gets the player.

The player most likely to be selected is former Virginia linebacker Ahmad Brooks.  Since the 49ers have first priority and are one of the teams believed to be most interested (indeed, San Fran coach Mike Nolan was the only head coach present for Brooks' Pro Day workout), a team like the Giants or the Dolphins will have to predict when the Niners would make a move, and jump on Brooks one round earlier.

Using a pick in the Supplemental Draft results in a forfeiture of that pick in the April 2007 draft.  Also, the team using a pick in a given round must actually hold the rights to the pick -- if the pick has already been traded away in a given round by the team, the team can't use a pick in that round for the Supplemental Draft. 


POSTED 7:36 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 8:15 a.m. EDT, July 13, 2006

BEN CLAIMS HE FORGOT HELMET

Although the interview that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger granted to ESPN's Jim Rome will generate plenty of attention for his claim that he was "seconds from death," the most significant aspect of the interview, in our view, is Roethlisberger's explanation that he forgot to get his helmet from the basement on the day of the accident.

He says that he sometimes uses a helmet and sometimes doesn't.  "It's nice to be free when you're out riding a motorcycle," he said. 

Roethlisberger also contends that he's not breaking the law by not wearing a helmet.  Apparently, he still doesn't understand that the law in Pennsylvania requires helmets to be worn except by riders who have had a license for at least two years or who have passed an appropriate safety course.  He didn't qualify for either exception (as evidenced by the police citation he received for not wearing a helmet), and thus he was in violation of the law.

Ben also offered some goofy-ass logic in comparing his situation to folks who opt for cars over crotch rockets.  "If you don't wear a seat belt every time you ride in a car, should I label you as someone who doesn't wear a seat belt?"

Well, if I get in an accident while not wearing a seat belt, yeah, you should.  (It's really good to see he hasn't suffered any apparent drain bamage.)

Roethlisberger also stopped short of committing never to ride a motorcycle again, but promised to wear a helmet if he does.

His appearance meshed with our recent report based on his attendance at the Jerome Bettis wedding over the weekend.  He indeed looks "almost normal."  There's blood on the right side of his right pupil, and his face seemed a little puffy while he was talking.

Look, we mean the guy no ill will.  We're glad he made it, and we're amazed that he could smash his face into a car and look so good barely a month after the incident. 

But if his first comments on the subject are any indication, we still think he's a dope.

And if a near-death experience didn't change him, nothing will.


BEN SHOWS UP AT ESPYS

Ben Roethlisberger also made his first public appearance on Wednesday night at the ESPY awards.   

Per the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Roethlisberger walked onto the stage as his team was receiving the ESPY for "Best Team."  He briefly addressed the crowd, expressing far more contrition than he did during his Jim Rome sit-down.

Moments before Roethlisberger's appearance, actor Mark Wahlberg (who coincidentally stars in an upcoming movie produced by ESPN's corporate parent) took a jab at the Steelers signal caller in unveiling the best team award.  "Teams are about rising up together, not one individual riding around on his motorcycle in the offseason," Wahlberg said.

Ouch.  That hurts. 

But not as bad as taking a Chrysler to the chin at 35 miles per hour.


SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT TODAY

The annual Supplemental Draft unfolds today, with seven players in the mix.  The most recognizable candidate is former Virginia linebacker Ahmad Brooks, who was kicked out of school following an injury-shortened 2005 season.

Considered by some scouts as one of the top linebacking prospects in years, the concern is whether Brooks can put behind him the demons that resulted in his dismissal from the Cavaliers.  As one league source told us, "You don't know whether you're getting Lawrence Taylor or Lawrence Phillips."

And there continue to be concerns regarding Brooks' inability during his Pro Day workout to perform some of the running drills without specific and explicit instruction on how to do so -- even though he had been working with a trainer to get ready for the session for weeks.

There also is confusion as to the number of teams that attended the workout.  We initially heard that everyone but the Bears showed up.  Gil Brandt reported that everyone but the Vikings was there.  Brooks' agent said that only 22 teams were present.  We've since confirmed that the Bears weren't there, even though the agent claims the Bears are interested.  We've also confirmed that the Vikings weren't there either, since they don't think he fits in their system and they are concerned about his history.

Now, Giants G.M. Ernie Accorsi says that only 18 teams were present.

We also continue to hear that Brooks' former coach at Virginia, Al Groh, isn't doing Brooks any favors by giving his NFL contacts bad reviews regarding the player.  Moreover, Brooks has had trouble with his weight.  Though he got it under control in time for his Pro Day, the crash course to drop pounds might have left him weaker for the workout than he should have been.

In the end, though, none of it will stop him from getting drafted; he's got too much potential to ignore.  Our guess?  He'll go in the late fourth or early fifth round.  The most likely candidates are the 49ers, Dolphins, and Giants.

The fun begins at 1:00 p.m. EDT.  Check back for updates as it unfolds. 


POSTED 11:40 p.m. EDT, July 12, 2006

DAVIS DUMPS LOCK, HIRES DUNN?

A league source tells us that 49ers tight end Vernon Davis, the sixth overall selection in the draft, could be making an agent change. 

Per the source, the talk in league circles is that Davis is replacing Ethan Lock with David Dunn. 

Remaining in the mix is Zeke Sandhu, whose name appears on the SRA with Lock.  But Sandhu, we're told, is heading to Dunn's shop, and Davis is going with him.

The move has sparked speculation that Pats' first-round running back Laurence Maroney and Falcons' second-round corner Jimmy Williams might follow, since Sandhu is on the SRA for both of them, too.

Stay tuned.


POSTED 11:12 p.m. EDT, July 12, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 21

We can't think of anything interesting to say before unveiling the next team on our worst-to-first hierarchy of the 32 NFL teams.  So here's the latest entry.

The St. Louis Rams.

Click here for the full analysis, with fantasy grades.


POSTED 8:31 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 9:10 p.m. EDT, July 12, 2006

GREEN STABBER CHARGED, AT LARGE

Police have charged a man with first-degree attempted murder in connection with the recent stabbing of Ravens linebacker Roderick Green.

21-year-old Chase Williams has not been arrested, and it still at large.  Given that he had the stones to stick a shiv into the stomach of an NFL linebacker, Williams is considered armed and dangerous.

Williams allegedly stabbed Green in the parking lot of a bowling alley after the two bumped into each other inside the building.  Williams also is charged with first-degree and second-degree assault.


WEDNESDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS

Santurdio has submitted a written plea of not guilty for disorderly conduct.  ("I didn't hit the bitch," he wrote before being realizing that he'd gotten his criminal cases confused.)

Falcons G.M. Rick McKay didn't completely dismiss the possibility of using a pick in the supplemental draft.

The Browns have signed KR Josh Cribbs to a one-year deal, and DB Daven Holly to a two-year deal.

The Texans have signed fourth-round TE Owen Daniels.

NBC 10 in Philly is looking for ten fans to appear in NFL promos.

The Eagles have signed third-round DE/LB Chris Gocong to a four-year deal.

Former NFL LB T.J. Turner has been arrested on "charges surrounding kidnapping and assault."

The new Ben Roethlisberger sort of looks like Robert Barone with facial hair.

Things could get interesting in Atlanta on Friday night.

Thanks to the reader who pointed out the curious choice of advertising on the WTAE-TV web site above the first pictures of Ben Roethlisberger after his accident . . . on a Suzuki motorcycle.


POSTED 9:39 a.m. EDT, July 12, 2006

SHAUN NOT AN MVP IN HIS HOMETOWN

At a time when Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander is basking in the spotlight that comes from being the NFL's MVP, playing in the Super Bowl, landing a huge offseason payday, and serving as the cover boy for the soon-to-be-released Madden offering, there's evidence that reminds us of his reputation for being a selfish, me-first/me-only punk.

On Tuesday, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that a YMCA purchased last year by Alexander in his hometown of Florence, Kentucky is in serious disrepair.  When Alexander paid $1.8 million for the property in 2005, he said that he planned to put a community center there.  Alexander conducted a ceremonial groundbreaking at the scene, promising to install a weight room, an indoor soccer field, and a game room.

"I've been blessed with great mentors that have taught me a lot about football, life and who I am," said Shaun Alexander after bidding to buy the center in 2004.  "I want to provide the same thing to the next generation."

Instead, he's provided the next generation with an eyesore.

"I'm sickened by the condition they have allowed this place to end up in," Florence mayor Diane Whalen told the Enquirer. "It's an unfulfilled promise.  I hope it's not a broken promise, but it's pretty mangled."

There are busted windows, graffiti, and trash.  The property was cited on Monday for five code violations.

Alexander's brother, Durran, acknowledged the problem:  "Unfortunately, we do have some kids who are skateboarding back there," he said.  "We don't have security cameras and that kind of stuff, so you're always going to get some punk kids or some gangs that want to go back there.  I guess it's their turf now."

Great attitude, Durran.  Why not focus instead on getting your brother to cough up some of that $63 million contract he received earlier this year to fix the situation? 

Indeed, what was Alexander thinking when he plunked down $1.8 million for the center?  That elves would arrive in the dark of night to take care of the property?

It's no wonder that so many NFL players have no money after their careers are over; too many of them don't know how to properly position it during their careers.  In this case, it looks like Alexander realized at some point after his initial seven-figure investment that it was going to cost him a lot more money going forward, so he's dragging his feet.

Way to give back, Shaun.  Way to give back.


LENDALE LASHED OUT AT TUAOLO

Last month, former NFL defensive lineman Esera Tuaolo was the first openly gay player to speak at the rookie symposium.

Asked one attendee during Tuaolo's session, "Is it offensive if I call you a faggot if you are a faggot?"

Many readers were curious as to the identity of the person who asked the question.  On Tuesday, we received a tip in this regard, and we then obtained confirmation from a league source.

The question, we're told, was posed by former USC tailback LenDale White, second-round draft pick of the Tennessee Titans.

White gained significant notoriety prior to the draft when he arrived at the USC Pro Day workout out of shape and unable to run.  He didn't perform a 40-yard dash for scouts before April 29, and consequently fell out of the first round. 

We suspect that there won't be much fallout from White's statement.  If asked about it by anyone in the media, he'll surely deny it.  Then, others who were in attendance surely will confirm it -- hopefully at some point on the record. 

Heck, it could be a good idea for White to admit that he said it.  It might go a long way toward building up his fan base in the red states, including the one in which he'll be playing his home games.


WEDNESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

Cards second-round OL Deuce Lutui signed a four-year deal on Tuesday.

The Panthers have signed third-round LB James Anderson to a three-year deal.

The Patriots have agreed to terms with sixth-round OL Dan Stevenson.

It's the middle of July, which means it's time to cue the "Ty Law is in great shape and is still a great player" media coverage.

FOX analyst Troy Aikman says that it's not good for QB Eli Manning's development for TE Jeremy Shockey, WR Plaxico Burress, and WR Sinorice Moss to not work out with the team in the offseason.  (And at some point blame needs to fall on the front office for bringing in so many guys who insist on staying in Miami.)

Police have released surveillance video of Ravens LB Roderick Green running away from the guy who stabbed him outside of a Baltimore-area bowling alley.  (Why do we have a feeling that this thing eventually will show up in the team's film room with the "Chariots of Fire" theme as a soundtrack?)

The Fins will throw the ball deep less often under Mike Mularkey in 2006.

Miami coach Nick Saban apparently has decided not to officially make Dom Capers the defensive coordinator in order to limit the amount of his 2006 salary that the Texans won't have to pay.

Talks between the Fins and DT Dan Wilkinson continue.

The Dolphins likely won't be acquiring another running back before camp.

Training camp in Latrobe will feature the "Steelers Experience" for fans (which probably won't include the "Helmetless Motorcycle Mash," the "South Beach Stakeout," the "Baby Mama Beatdown," "Shoot the Linebacker in the Ass," or "Long-Distance Say-It-Don't-Spray It").

Bookies of the world, take the day off; it's the only one you get each year.


POSTED 11:28 p.m. EDT, July 11, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 22

It's ironic that, while watching the MLB All-Star Game, we pounded out the latest summary of the NFL's few-star teams. 

The sad part is that we'd rather watch football's worst play to a scoreless preseason tie than take in a game involving baseball's best.

And as the All-Star Game plays out in Pittsburgh, it's fitting that one of the most bitter rivals of the Steel City's football team has "earned" the position of the No. 22 franchise in our preseason peek at the NFL's bottom-to-top.

The Cleveland Browns.

Click here for the full analysis, with fantasy grades.


POSTED 6:54 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 7:42 p.m. EDT, July 11, 2006

CLARIFYING THE COIN TOSS RULE . . . AGAIN

We've received a mountain of e-mails from readers who still insist that an NFL team has the option upon winning the coin toss to defer the choice of whether to kick or to receive to the second half.  Few readers will take our word for the fact that NFL rules do not contemplate such a choice.

So since most of our readers won't listen to us, we took the matter straight to the league office.

And NFL spokesman Greg Aiello confirms our interpretation of the rule:  "There is no option to defer. . . .  This is the tradition of our league and, although the rule has been discussed, there has been no consensus to change it."

Though the NCAA recognizes the option to defer, the NFL rule is that the winner of the toss can choose one of two privileges to start the game -- whether to kick or receive or which goal to defend.  At the start of the second half, the team that lost the toss gets its choice of the same two privileges.

Thus, in nearly every game, the team that wins the toss chooses the ball, and the team that loses the toss chooses which end of the field to defend in the first quarter.  To start the second half, the team that lost the toss chooses the ball, and the team that won the toss chooses which end of the field to defend in the third quarter. 

We're convinced that the misunderstanding held by many has its roots in the long-standing flaw in the Madden video game, which essentially allows the team that wins the toss to defer receiving the kick until the third quarter.

At least one reader has argued that the flaw in the Madden game is intentional, which prompted us to wonder whether the slogan for EA Sports should be changed to "If it's in the game, it's in the game . . . unless we decide not to put it in the game."


TUESDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS

The Packers have signed sixth-round S Tyrone Culver; we've learned that Culver signed a four-year deal with a $93,500 signing bonus, a fourth-year escalator to the low RFA tender, and a fourth-year de-escalator of $5,000 for each year in which he doesn't participate in the offseason workout program.

The AP is at it again, this time ripping off not only us, but also ESPN.com and the Philadelphia Daily News.

Seven more years of the most boring sport known to man on FOX.

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers have signed a former NFL player who wasn't a complete turd.

Falcons TE Alge Crumpler had shoulder surgery in February.

This might just be the most uninspired article we've ever seen.

Recent reports paint a bleak picture for Barbaro.  (That explains why the dog has been drooling on the newspaper a lot more than usual.)

World Airways will provide plane transportation for the Jaguars in 2006 (hopefully, the Jags do a better job of picking pilots than they do of picking doctors).

Titans rookie LB Terna Nande has decided not to travel to Nigeria to see his mother and sister before training camp starts (hey, he hasn't seen them in 17 years -- what's another seven months?).


POSTED 6:44 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 7:19 a.m. EDT, July 11, 2006

BIG BEN LOOKS ALMOST NORMAL

Our moles who were in attendance at the wedding of Jerome Bettis in Montego Bay, Jamaica over the weekend tell us that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger looks almost normal less than a month after getting his face slammed into a moving car at 35 miles per hour.

The only visual evidence, we're told, of the incident is some lingering blood inside one of his eyes and a long scar in the back of his head, which is visible because his hair was apparently shaved in the area of the gash.  His face otherwise looks the same as it did prior to the incident.

We're also told that the lingering injuries didn't stop Big Ben from continuing his "drink like a champion today" thing during the weekend in Jamaica.

Roethlisberger will make his first public appearance since the accident this weekend at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe.


MARINELLI WAS NEVER INTERVIEWED BY THE BEARS

As our traffic continues to grow and an ever-increasing number of NFL fans are finding the site, we're noticing a curious trend.

More and more of our readers are willing to tell us that we're wrong.  Even when, you know, we're not.

After stating in the PFT Preseason Power Ranking summary of the Detroit Lions at No. 24 that new head coach Rod Marinelli hadn't interviewed before 2006 for a gig of that ilk, several readers insisted that Marinelli interviewed with the Bears a couple of years ago.

So we checked it out, just to make sure that we weren't wrong.

Marinelli, we've confirmed, was not interviewed by the Bears, who talked only with Nick Saban, Russ Grimm, Jeff Tedford, and Mike Nolan in the hiring cycle that resulted in the arrival of Lovie Smith.

Smith wanted to hire Marinelli to be the team's defensive coordinator, but the Bucs refused to allow Marinelli, who was still under contract, to leave.  NFL teams are allowed to block moves by assistant coaches who are under contract, even if those moves would technically be promotions.  Teams cannot prevent an assistant coach under contract from interviewing for or accepting a head coaching position with another club.

But please keep sending the e-mails.  We'd much rather be accused of being wrong and end up being right than the alternative.


TUESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

The Jets have extended the contract of Patrick Ramsey through 2007; the deal includes a $1.4 million roster bonus due next March, and a $600,000 salary in 2007, and he received $250,000 of his 2006 salary as a roster bonus in June.

The Jets have commenced preliminary talks with LT D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

Police are trying to figure out who stabbed Roderick Green.  (We think it was Maggie Simpson.)

Eagles WR/KR Jeremy Bloom is working out with QB Donovan McNabb in Arizona.

Agent Gary Wichard suggests that Eagles first-round DT Brodrick Bunkley will be willing to sign even if the guys in front of him and behind him in the draft haven't.

Giants DE Michael Strahan says that his team has the talent to go to the Super Bowl.

Rams RB Marshall Faulk will make a decision on whether to play this year within the next week to 10 days.

The personal trainer of Chiefs RB Priest Holmes says that the player is "in limbo" and that he has been working out but "not a lot."

The Broncos are facing the tough question of whether to risk the health of starting CB Darrent Williams by allowing him to return punts and kickoffs.

Agent Major Adams says that negotiations on the contract of Titans QB Vince Young, No. 3 overall pick in the draft, will include the deal signed last year by 49ers QB Alex Smith, who was the first pick in the draft.


POSTED 11:44 p.m. EDT, July 10, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 23

Okay, time to shake things up.  In honor of the fact we're often accused by Packers fans of being Vikings fans, and that we're often accused by Vikings fans of being assholes, we've decided to give both demographics a treat by installing in position No. 23 the franchise that has for most of the past four decades combined above-average performances on the field with close-but-no-cigar outcomes when it matters most and all-too-embarrassing off-field incidents.

The Minnesota Vikings.

Click here for the full analysis, with fantasy grades.


POSTED 8:28 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 10:03 p.m. EDT, July 10, 2006

STEINBERG IN HOT WATER WITH UNION?

The Los Angeles Times recently reported that Giants running back/kick returner Chad Morton has sued agent Leigh Steinberg and an associate for allegedly defaulting on more than $330,000 in loans.

And based on the regulations applicable to football agents, Steinberg could have some 'splainin' to do to the NFLPA.

A league source has alerted us to Section 3(B)(6) of the regs, which prohibits agents from "[d]irectly or indirectly borrowing money from any player (whether or not the player is a client), either by receiving the funds directly from the player or by the player providing collateral for or agreeing to guarantee a loan to the Contract Advisor by another party."

In this case, it appears that Steinberg wasn't "directly" involved in any borrowing, but it could be determined that he was "indirectly" involved, which would be enough to constitute a violation.

Per the Times report, David Kim borrowed the money from Morton while running SLL, which stands for Steinberg, Lee, and Lou.  Kim said that Steinberg didn't know about the loans.

"I was not involved in the initial transaction," Steinberg told the Times, "and I only later became aware that the transactions had occurred.  When I did, I attempted to assist Chad in unraveling the situation."

Steinberg's comments are, in our view, ambiguous at best, and a parsing of the language that he used arguably indicates that he was involved and/or had knowledge at some point after the "initial transaction."  And if he had knowledge of the loans and then didn't take immediate steps to pay the money back, there's a case to be made that from that point forward he was an active party to the ongoing debt.

Our guess is that the NFLPA will monitor the litigation closely, and might ultimately take action based upon the evidence that is developed as the case unfolds.  The NFLPA followed a similar course of conduct in connection with Steinberg's lawsuit against former colleague David Dunn, initiating disciplinary proceedings against him based in large part on the testimony introduced at trial.


BLOOM SIGNS WITH EAGLES

Profootballtalk.com has confirmed that the Eagles have signed fifth-round wide receiver/kick returner Jeremy Bloom.

Bloom, we've confirmed, signed a four-year deal with a $172,000 signing bonus and minimum base salaries.

We've also learned some of the specifics regarding the fourth-year salary escalators.  There are two levels of escalator.  Under the lower level, Bloom's fourth-year salary will match the low RFA tender.  The higher level pushes his salary to the first-round RFA tender.

Bloom, we're told, can hit the first trigger not only through playing time on offense, but also if he generates 11.1 yards per punt return in any season, 350 total punt return yards in any season, or two punt returns for touchdowns in any season.  The second level can be achieved if Bloom makes it to the Pro Bowl.


RYAN'S DEAL HAS LOWER SIGNING BONUS THAN LAST YEAR

Continuing a trend that is the direct result of a $45,000 increase in the rookie minimum salary but only a five percent increase in the rookie pool, the deal signed by Texans second-round draft pick DeMeco Ryans pays out less signing bonus money than the contract signed by the player drafted in the same spot a year ago.

We've learned that Ryans, the first pick in round two, will receive a $1.425 million signing bonus on a four-year deal.  Last year, the first pick in round two, 49ers center David Baas, was paid a $2 million dollar bonus on a five-year deal.  Baas also received a $200,000 roster bonus in 2005 and an $800,000 option bonus in 2006, pushing the total bonus money to $3 million.

But Ryans' deal makes up the difference via other devices.  Specifically, there's also a $650,000 one-time NLTBE based on minimum playing time and a team qualifier, and there's a $475,000 NLTBE roster bonus based on minimum playing time and a team qualifier, if Ryans is on the the Texans' roster the first day of the 2008 league year.  (If the NLTBE incentives aren't reached, Ryans has more than $1.1 million in guaranteed salary from 2007 through 2009.) 

Including the NLTBE money, Ryans' total bonus is $2.55 million on a four-year deal, which averages out to $637,500 per year.  For Baas, the per-year average on his bonus is only $600,000.  Plus, Ryans is committed for one less year.

And Ryans also has more than $1 million in salary guarantees that apply if the NLTBE incentives aren't earned.

Ryans also can earn a 2009 salary escalator of up to $550,000 based on the number of years in which he participates in at least 90 percent of the defensive snaps.  Baas can pump up to $2.2 million into his 2009 salary via a complex formula based on playing time and other qualifiers.


MONDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS

Hard News Alert, Pt. 1:  The Cardinals have signed sixth-round DT Jon Lewis to a three-year deal with an $81,200 signing bonus.

Hard News Alert, Pt. 2:  The Patriots have signed seventh-round CB Willie Andrews to a four-year deal with a $46,500 signing bonus; the fourth-year salary escalates to the low RFA tender based on minimum play-time and a team qualifier.

Hard News Alert, Pt. 3:  The Panthers have signed seventh-round G Will Montgomery to a three-year deal with a $33,500 signing bonus.

Hard News Alert, Pt. 4:  Santurdio hasn't been arrested today.

The Eagles have signed fourth-round G Max Jean-Gilles to a four-year deal.

Ravens RB Jamal Lewis showed up at last month's minicamp 15 pounds above his playing weight.

Dan Snyder's latest investment is already turning the corner.

Chiefs RB Priest Holmes is still waiting for clearance from doctors to play.


POSTED 8:21 a.m. EDT, July 10, 2006

RAVENS LINEBACKER STABBED

Ravens linebacker Roderick Green was stabbed in the stomach early Sunday morning outside of a bowling alley in the Baltimore area, reports multiple publications including the Baltimore Sun.

Per the Sun, police describe the stabbing as the result of a "bumping-into incident," because Green was walking inside the bowling center and accidentally "bumped into" another man.  (Wow.  Never would've figured that one out.)  The two exchanged words, Green left the building, the other man followed, and the other man stabbed him.

Green then took off running (since, after all, teammate Ray Lewis and his posse weren't around to pull the old Crocodile Dundee "that's not a knife . . . this is a knife" routine).  The attacker pursued Green, but even with a hole in his gut Green's football conditioning allowed him to get away.

Green is hospitalized in stable condition.  We wish him the best and hope that he recovers quickly.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, something about this story doesn't sit well with us.  We're not saying it's not true, but we're skeptical. 


MONDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

Baseball fans, welcome to Pittsburgh!  Home of the Steelers . . . and the Pirates.

Does the fact that Browns QB Charlie Frye wasn't a first-round draft pick make him more likely to succeed?

Says Colts QB Peyton Manning of his team's rookies:  "A couple of them called me Sir or Mr. Manning, which makes me feel really, really old."  (Hey, at least they don't call you "Big Ugly White Dude With A Huge Forehead."  Yet.)

The partial roof on Texas Stadium has a new gleaming coat of white plastic

"Friday Night Lights" will become an NBC series this fall.  (Given the schedule this year, the Peacock network should put the show up against Monday Night Football -- the crappy slate of games that ESPN received for its $1.1 billion could make fiction far more compelling than reality in this regard.)

Kyries Hebert finally has made it into Canada.  (And here's hoping that he stays there.  Permanently.)

Tony Boselli, triathlete?


POSTED 12:00 a.m. EDT, July 10, 2006

JASON TAYLOR'S WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE

In a development that could create a strange dynamic in the Miami Dolphins' locker room during the 2006 season, Greg Bedard of the Palm Beach Post reports that the wife of defensive end Jason Taylor has filed for divorce.  Taylor's wife is also the sister of Dolphins middle linebacker Zach Thomas.

Bedard reports that Taylor has not responded to his wife's petition for divorce.  Citing unnamed sources, Bedard also reports that the Taylors are attempting to reconcile.  The couple has three young children.

"My wife and I love each other very much and with our focus being on our children, we would like to keep this as a personal matter," Jason Taylor said in a statement.  "We appreciate everyone's respect for our privacy."

Thomas and Taylor have been teammates since 1997.  Thomas is under contract through 2008, and Taylor through 2009.

It's got the potential to be a huge mess, in our view, if the Taylors can't reconcile and if the proceedings become contentious.

Think of it this way -- how awkward would it be this season in the Giants' locker room if Michael Strahan's estranged wife had a brother on the team?


POSTED 11:30 p.m. EDT, July 9, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 24

Slowly but surely, we're getting there.  One by one, the bad teams are fading into the rear-view mirror of our one-a-day preseason look-see at the NFL's 32 franchises.

But there are more.  Oh yes.  There are more.

And let's start with No. 24.

The Detroit Lions.

Click here for the full analysis, with fantasy grades.


POSTED 1:50 p.m. EDT, July 9, 2006

RICKY ISN'T RICKY ANYMORE

A strange thing has happened during running back Ricky Williams' one-season sojourn to Canada.

Suddenly, he sucks. 

Well, he doesn't necessarily suck.  But his numbers sure do.

On Saturday night, the former Heisman winner gained only six yards on nine carries for the Toronto Argonauts in a game against the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

Ricky's time north of the border was supposed to be nothing short of an exercise in dominance.  It's the CFL, after all.  The players are guys who can't make it in the NFL.  Guys who are no match for an elite tailback.

Sure, there are still flashes of brilliance.  In Saturday's loss, Ricky caught a swing pass, delivered a "vicious" stiff arm, and hurdled a defender.

But on the next play Williams was stuffed on a 3rd-and-1 rushing attempt, giving the Bombers the ball inside Argo territory.  (Under CFL rules, a team gets three tries to gain ten yards, not four.)

Is it that Ricky has lost it, or is his offensive line to blame?  "As good a back as he is, he's not Superman," teammate Dave Costa said, according to the Toronto Star.  "If he has three [defenders] on his legs, he's not going to make yards, and that's on us."

We still think that a truly great back can find his way out of -- or through -- tight spots.  Barry Sanders didn't have Hall of Famers blocking for him in Motown, but he still got his yards.

Through four games, Ricky has gained only 214 of them. 

It makes for an interesting situation in Miami.  Assuming Ricky gets reinstated from his one-year banishment next year, there might not be much leverage for a trade out of town.  Instead, the Fins might have to keep him for another year, giving him a chance to prove what he can do in the NFL again, before trying to move him.


SUNDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

Since the NFL won't print jerseys with offensive words on the back, what happens if receiver Aaron "Hosack" makes the final 53 in Minnesota?

We think it's very wise to save a mandatory minicamp for July; it reduces the number of consecutive weeks in which players are left to their own devices before the launch of training camp.

The Texans have verbal agreements with fourth-round TE Owen Daniels, sixth-round RB Wali Lundy, and seventh-round WR David Anderson.

Broncos S John Lynch thinks that the Denver defense can be the best in the league.

The Broncos have signed free-agent LB T.J. Hollowell.

Bucs WR David Boston, one of 14 wideouts currently on the roster, hopes to still be there come September.

The only thing worse than dealing with an asshole is dealing with a bunch of excuses and explanations as to why he's an asshole.

CBS isn't using sideline reporters for 2006 regular season games.

The Cards will have no Saturday or Sunday practices during training camp, and scrimmages won't be open to the public.


POSTED 11:11 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 12:41 p.m. EDT, July 9, 2006

RANDY, RAIDERS DESTINED FOR DIVORCE

As various media reports highlight recent radio remarks from Raiders receiver Randy Moss regarding his desire in early 2005 to be traded to the Falcons or the Ravens, the obvious connotation (which heretofore has been overlooked) is that Oakland wasn't his first choice.

"I want to tell every Atlanta Falcon and football fan that's listening to this what happened.  When I was getting traded from Minnesota I wanted to come and play for either the Atlanta Falcons or the Baltimore Ravens," Moss told 790 The Zone in Atlanta.

"I wanted to play with Atlanta just for the fact of Michael Vick's elusiveness, and I wanted to play with a guy such as Ray Lewis because he's on defense and I'm on offense.  So I did have dreams and high hopes of being traded to the Atlanta Falcons but the president and owner of the Atlanta Falcons [Arthur Blank] told me specifically that he does not want me in Atlanta, there's nothing that I can do to Atlanta and he wished me the best of luck.  He did not think that Randy Moss would be a good fit in Atlanta."

And we believe that Randy's decision to speak publicly about his private desires from more than 16 months ago is part of a broader plan to get out of Oakland, as soon as possible.

Moss is signed through 2008, with salaries of $8.25 million, $9.75 million, and $11.25 million over the next three years.  He took much of his 2005 salary in the form of a signing bonus in order to reduce his cap number, but those deferred payments will only push his cap charge higher over the next three seasons.

In an era when players have learned that they can force their way out of situations they don't like merely by complaining long and loud enough, we think Moss is subtly (and perhaps subconsciously) laying the foundation for an effort to get out of Oakland after the 2006 season, if the team duplicates its horrific performance from a year ago.

Under new cap rules, Moss could be traded to another team after June 1, 2007, with the bonus acceleration due to his departure being spread equally over 2007 and 2008.

And our guess is that the Raiders will decide based on the 2006 season whether they want Moss around over the long haul.  If so, they'll likely want to extend his contract in order to reduce his cap number for the last two seasons of the deal he negotiated in 2001.

But if Moss really is in the process of orchestrating a path out of the Bay Area, he needs to be careful.  Oakland owner Al Davis won't put up with that kind of stuff, and if Randy pushes too hard Davis gladly will carry an eight-figure cap number for the right to force Randy to watch the games from the sidelines.

Meanwhile, Blank's refusal to embrace Moss or Terrell Owens likely will be interpreted as an intolerance for turdish wideouts.  We're more inclined to consider the Falcons' stance from the perspective of their overrated quarterback, whose flaws as a passer would be drawn into sharp focus if receivers of the caliber of Moss or Owens were running the routes -- and watching the balls skip to them or sail over their heads.

So what will become of all of this?  We used to think Moss was destined to return to Minnesota.  We now think he'll eventually land in Miami, with former teammate Daunte Culpepper and fellow West Virginian Nick Saban.

But the one thing of which we're sure is that Moss won't be retiring as a Raider. 


THE COIN TOSS RULE

We mentioned on Saturday our chronic frustration with the flaw in the Madden video game that allows the team that wins the toss to choose whether to kick or to receive, and that if the team winning the toss chooses to kick the team winning the toss automatically receives the kickoff to start the second half.

Several readers, who apparently believed that the Madden coin toss protocol was an accurate reflection of the corresponding NFL provision, have asked us to 'splain the rule.  In the general interests of enlightening the football-viewing public, and because there isn't much else going on right now, we decided to elaborate.

The winner of the coin toss to start the game secures the right to choose one of two so-called "privileges":  (1) to receive or to kick; or (2) to select the goal that the team will defend.

At the outset of the second half, the team that lost the toss then gets its choice of the two "privileges."

Thus, regardless of what the team winning the toss chooses at the start of the game, the other team then has the right to choose whether to kick or receive in the second half.  So if the team that wins the toss chooses to kick, the other team can then choose to receive in quarter three.

The Madden game doesn't work that way.

Technically, Madden should offer the team that wins the toss the option of choosing whether to receive or to kick, or whether to pick the end of the field to be defended.  Then, the same options should be presented to the other team at the start of the second half.

As a result, it's rare that an NFL team that wins the coin toss will opt to do anything other than receive the kickoff to start the game.  When that happens, the team that wins the toss likely will end up kicking off to start each half.

The biggest example that we can recall of a deviation from this norm came in the 1993 playoffs, wild card round.  The Vikings were facing the Giants at the Meadowlands, and the wind was howling. 

New York won the toss, and elected to defend the goal from which the wind was whipping.  The Giants held Minnesota to a three-and-out, and then drove the ball into position for a chip-shot field goal and a 3-0 lead.  The Vikings battled back, taking a 10-3 lead into the break, thanks to a 13-yard New York punt into the stiff breeze that resulted in a wind-aided 52-yard field goal as the half expired.

At the start of the third quarter, the Vikings -- who had lost the toss -- had the right to choose:  receive the ball, or take the wind.  The Vikings chose the ball, and the Giants then took the wind.

So to start the second half a Minnesota drive into the wind yielded no first downs, and was followed by a New York touchdown.  After the score, the Giants kicked off again with the wind, the Vikings couldn't manage a first down again, punted into the wind again, and New York scored a touchdown again, pushing the score to 17-10.

Final score?  17-10.

Though the Madden coin toss flaw isn't a huge problem, it's glaring.  And the fact that it could be easily fixed is the thing that drives us batty.  It's as if no one at EA has noticed that, under the rules, the team that wins the toss loses the ability to receive in the third quarter by choosing to kick in the first.

And John Madden should be aware of the rule.  After all, he called the Giants-Vikings playoff game for CBS.


OUR POSITION ON PRIVACY

We've gotten plenty of nasty e-mails from Vikings fans over the past few days in response to our decision to publicize comments from agent Alvin Keels indicating that his client, Minnesota receiver Koren Robinson, has returned to alcohol rehab.  In the wake of Keels' statements, portions of the "real" media (such as the AP) have suggested that reports originating with Robinson's paid representative have been "over the top" -- and have given Robinson's version of the events the kind of "fair and balanced" reporting usually seen only on the FOX News Channel.

Some have even suggested that we owe Robinson an apology for intruding upon his private efforts to ensure that he doesn't fall victim to a relapse of alcohol abuse during the 2006 season.

Our response?  Robinson is a public figure who plays a public game on a team that is trying to get public funding for a new stadium where plenty of members of the general public will cough up hard-earned money.  Thus, Robinson -- and every other guy who plays or coaches pro football -- has forfeited any notion of privacy, especially as to matters that could affect their ability to give the members of the paying public their money's worth.

Besides, we don't recall Robinson (or anyone else) harping on his privacy interests when he entered rehab in 2005.  Why was it not a big secret then?  Because Robinson was a man without a team, and he needed to get the word out that he was trying to de-turd via detox.

"I hope teams are still interested in me," Robinson said in 2005.  "I must show I can handle my business.  I know I have a problem.  This time, I checked myself in because I wanted to get help."

A year later, Robinson would prefer that no one talk about his history with the Reverend Al K. Hall.  Not because Koren suddenly has gotten shy about his condition, but because he knows that his three-year deal with the Vikings is really a one-year contract with a team option on the next two, and he doesn't want to give the Vikings any reason to pass on the talented but enigmatic pass catcher.

The more we think about it, the more ridiculous we think it all is.  Robinson's life was an open book when talking about his alcoholism might help him get paid; now that talking about his condition could impact his money, he wants his privacy. 

It doesn't work that way, Koren.  You're squarely in the public eye -- both when being there works to your benefit, and when it doesn't.


POSTED 11:51 p.m. EDT, July 8, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 25

The team that comes in as the No. 25 franchise on our preseason power rankings likely will appear at the dead end bottom of many similar lists.  And for good reason.  The team in question won't make the playoffs barring a series of plane crashes involving a dozen or so franchises in its conference, and team in question could very well finish last in its division.

But configuring the bottom ten NFL franchises is more art than science, and someone who could end up doing worse in relation to other non-playoff teams sometimes ends up getting a higher position just because there's only so many spots for the worst of the worst.

By the time the dust settles on the NFL season, any one of the teams listed from No. 20 through No. 32 could indeed be the bottom of the barrel, including the team at No. 25 on our list.

The New York Jets.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 4:14 p.m. EDT, July 8, 2006

MVP GIVES EA MORE THAN IT BARGAINED FOR

When EA Sports gives an NFL player a bunch of money to appear on the cover of the annual Madden video game offering, EA Sports most likely contemplates that he'll say how great the game is and how much it has improved over last season's virtually identical model and how great the game is.

According to a New York Times report from earlier this week, however, the latest Madden cover boy is doing a little bit more than toeing the party line.  During a recent appearance in connection with next month's launch of the 2007 version of the Madden franchise, 2005 NFL MVP Shaun Alexander actually offered criticisms.

"Madden has always been great," Alexander said. "But it's always been one-on-one, just you and another person, and real football is a team game.  You should be able to make a team and play together with your friends.  Like if you have 10 friends, you could all play different positions and be in 10 different houses and play together over the Internet.  Or maybe you just have like five people, and you control the skill positions and the program controls the other guys."

Or maybe you can smile and shut up and cash your check.

Then again, it's not as if Alexander will scare anyone away from buying the game; EA Sports secured the exclusive NFL license once 2K Sports began to close the gap with its ESPN-affiliated NFL offering.  So for an NFL football game there's nowhere else to go. 

Besides, it's not in EA's interests to pump too many innovations into the game at any given time.  It's better to roll out the improvements once per year, in order to create the impression that EA is constantly striving to make the game just enough better so it's technically better.  

In 2004, it was the "Hit Stick."  In 2005, the goofy quarterback vision thing.  This year, the running game supposedly gets an enema.

Next, pass catching will likely be the focus.  Then interceptions.  Come 2009, there will be a new, challenging kicking system.  By the time every different facet of the game has gotten its improvement, it'll be time to start all over again with a new "Hit Stick," which for players like Frostee Rucker will involve certain off-field activities.

By holding back on a dramatic overhaul of the game, EA will be able to give the consumer just enough of a reason every year (apart from the updated rosters) to plunk down another 60 bucks for a product that isn't all that much different than the product purchased twelve months earlier. 

And that might be why the EA execs were nervous about Alexander's comments.  Maybe, just maybe, we'll start to figure out that we're being subjected to a high-tech grifting.

The only problem is that it won't keep people from buying the game, year after year after year.

Still, last year we were offended by the manner in which the Xbox 360 version of the Madden game was seemingly slapped together and rushed to market.  And it drives us nuts that EA has never removed the flaw that permits the team that wins the toss to elect to kick and then still receive the second half kickoff.  (That's not the rule in a real NFL game.) 

So how will we demonstrate our frustration?  By pre-ordering the 2007 version.  Just like we have every year since the retailers figured out that they could generate a big pile of interest income by getting thousands of us to cough up five or ten bucks months before we actually receive anything in return.


POSTED 10:44 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:36 a.m. EDT, July 8, 2006

BENGALS KEPT HEAD IN SAND ON FROSTEE

In an item recently broadcast on ESPN's Outside the Lines, the lawyer for the woman who has filed pending charges of harassment and battery against rookie defensive end Frostee Rucker said that information regarding the allegations was offered to the Cincinnati Bengals, but the team declined.

"The Bengals indicated they had all the information that they needed," said Don Cohn, who represents Joelle Barchan.  "My investigator advised them we had additional information they did not have that would be extremely important to consider.  And the Bengals said they didn't want it."

We've obtained a copy of the transcript of the segment, and it was a powerful indictment (in our view) of both Rucker and the team that spent a third-round draft pick on him.

Barchan told ESPN that Rucker had gotten violent with her "at least ten times" while they dated.  "I always had bruises, my arms were always in pain.  He would pull my hair a lot really hard.  He flicked me in the mouth with his first two fingers."

The incident that prompted charges filed last month against Rucker occurred in August 2005.  "I had bruises . . . real swollen on the temple of my head," Barchan told ESPN.  "Right under my eye it was red and swollen, kind of bruised.  I had a scratch on my lip.  I had a huge scratch on my neck."

It's not the first time Rucker has faced allegations of misconduct with women.  He was accused of rape at age 13, but was acquitted in juvenile court. 

Said the alleged victim, Michelle Cardin, to ESPN, "He started putting his hands down my bathing suit bottoms, then he started to take them off and I said no.  He decided to pull off my bathing suit bottom.  And he forced himself on me.  He took both of my hands and put them above my head.  Then he went inside of me.  Afterwards he just pushed me off of him.  He started telling me I better not tell anybody.  I pushed him out the door and then I started to shut it and he yelled don't tell anybody."

Letters submitted regarding Rucker's athletic promise might have saved him.  "They were talking about how good a football player he was," Cardin said, "his grades and everything, and how could somebody who was so good at all these things do something like that?"

Rucker's college career began at Colorado State, where he allegedly raped a female in 2002.  She spoke anonymously to ESPN.

"He had pushed me down on the bed and just started to get pretty aggressive," she told ESPN.  "I had told him to stop, and he continued to force himself on me.  He was just like a different person.  He had a different look in his eyes.  And it frightened me.  It definitely made me scared."

After Rucker was arrested for the incident, another woman claimed that he exposed himself to her in a computer lab.

Rucker pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of harassment, and was kicked out of school.  USC welcomed him with open arms.

Both Rucker and USC coach Pete Carroll declined to be interviewed by ESPN.  The Bengals offered their now-standard response, which should be put on a laminated, wallet-sized card and given to everyone in the organization for quick and easy reference: 

"Though a situation such as [insert player name here] is clearly of concern to the team, Bengals policy holds that it is inappropriate to comment on a player's legal matter while it remains only at the stage of charges being filed.  With respect to the presumed innocence of all persons, any potential comment from the team would await the player's case being resolved in the courts."

Nicely done, Marvin.  As we recently remarked during a guest spot on a radio show in the Queen City, the only truly safe place for Cincinnati residents is Paul Brown Stadium during a Bengals game -- when guys like Rucker and Chris Henry and A.J. Nicholson and Odell Thurman and Fahu Tahi necessarily will be at a safe distance from the generally law-abiding public.


SATURDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

The Texans have signed second-round LB DeMeco Ryans.

Santurdio's baby mama finally has realized that if he goes to jail she won't get no money.

Giants RB/KR Chad Morton has sued Leigh Steinberg and an associate for allegedly defaulting on more than $330,000 in loans.

Can Eddie DeBartolo own another team?  "His only impediment is getting the approval of the other owners," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told the Sacramento Bee.  ("And," Aiello likely was thinking, "my only impediment to flying is growing the wings.")

Eight of the Redskins' first 11 training camp practices will be open to the public.

The little brother of Bucs QB Chris Simms might be going to USF, but not USC.

Broncos P Todd Sauerbrun has told the team that he plans to appeal his four-game suspension.

If Sauerbrun's appeal isn't successful, Jason Elam and Paul Ernster would be candidates to fill in.

After opting against offseason surgery to repair a dislocated shoulder, Broncos CB Champ Bailey will continue to wear a harness for games.

The agent for Titans QB Vince Young plans to start negotiating his contract soon.

It's already been 10 years since the Packers last won the Super Bowl.

The Packers have signed sixth-round DT Johnny Jolly.

Jim Reeves of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram sums up T.O.'s new book:  "Boy (Owens) meets boy (T.O.) and falls in love.  They live happily ever after while making everyone else around them miserable."


POSTED 9:30 a.m. EDT, July 8, 2006

K-ROB SPEAKING WITH FORKED TONGUE?

As Vikings receiver Koren Robinson provides more information to the media regarding his return to alcoholism treatment nearly a year after first entering rehab, we can't help but wonder whether Robinson is telling the truth.

In a follow-up article penned by Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Robinson downplays the situation.  "I'm not in rehab; it's nothing like that," Robinson said.  "I'm taking prevention classes so I won't have to go back to rehab or won't have a situation.  I just wanted to get away, make sure I'm bulletproof.  So I'm just trying to be proactive.  When did it become not cool to be proactive?

"A class here, a class there," he said later in the article.  "I'm just doing this and that's all.  I wanted to do it on my schedule, but somebody got hold of [this information].  It's not like I goofed up or anything like that.  That's not the case.  I'm just trying to be proactive.  Plain and simple, end of discussion."

Said Robinson to our new friends at the Associated Press, "I'm not in rehab.  I'm still doing good.  I'm still not drinking.  I'm still working out.  I'm still Koren, the cheerful, happy guy you all saw last year."

If Robinson is telling the truth, then his first order of business should be to go to his agent's office and kick him in the ass and/or the groin.  Because it was agent Alvin Keels who told us on Thursday that Robinson is in rehab.  In fairness to Keels, he wasn't being loose-lipped; he merely answered a direct question from us based on information we'd picked up from one of our sources. 

Later on Thursday, after the poop hit the propeller, Keels confirmed it.  "Is Koren Robinson in rehab or at a rehab facility?  Yes," Keels told Zulgad in an item that ran on Friday.

So Keels said it, twice -- Robinson is in rehab.  Now Robinson says, "I'm not in rehab."  So which is it?

Given that Keels presumably is in position to know the truth and that Robinson has plenty of reasons to conceal it, we think Robinson is pulling a Fran Foley on this one.

Want more evidence?  Keels specifically told us that Robinson can "leave whenever he wants"; that statement implies that he's receiving in-patient treatment, and it paints a far different picture than Robinson's explanation that he's taking "[a] class here, a class there" (unless Robinson was referring to the geography of the sessions, not the timing).

And there's more.  In response to Robinson's claim that he hasn't been drinking, a league source tells us that Robinson was perceived to be partying at the Pro Bowl in Hawaii, and that on at least one occasion during the postseason paid vacation he was perceived by others to be "sh-tfaced."  (Obviously, we have no way of knowing with any degree of certainty that Robinson was actually drinking alcohol while in Honolulu or anywhere else, and we're not reporting that he was.  We're merely relaying the opinions of others based on the things that they saw.  Their opinions could be incorrect, and possibly could have been influenced by the widespread published accounts of Robinson's chronic struggles with alcohol before entering rehab in 2005.)

Even if Robinson hasn't had a relapse (and we truly hope that he hasn't), we don't believe that he has handled this matter as well as he could have.  One league source who has been monitoring the situation agrees with us. 

"That's why no one but the Vikings wanted the guy," opined the source. 


POSTED 12:15 a.m. EDT, July 8, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 26

As we gradually continue to make our way up through the levels of NFL ineptitude (we've climbed from "piss-poor" to "pathetic" to "there could be hope -- in a year or two" since last weekend), we're constantly reminded of the fact that, in an era in which parity supposedly has taken root, there are a lot of bad teams.

We still need to find homes for teams like the Lions, the Vikings, the Cardinals, the Jets, the Browns, and the Rams.

But we can't justify allowing the No. 26 team to climb any higher on the list.

The Houston Texans.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 3:08 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 3:42 p.m. EDT, July 7, 2006

AP SWIPES OUR SAUERBRUN STORY

We've matured considerably during nearly five years of covering the NFL on a daily basis.  We use swear words less than we used to.  We say "please" and "thank you" the majority of the time.  And we've significantly reduced the number of profane responses that we dispatch upon receiving negative e-mails (but only after Keith Olbermann's misadventures in this regard came to light).

With all that said, we're abso-freaking-lutely livid about an Associated Press report regarding the four-game suspension of Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun.  

We broke the story on Thursday.  Bill Williamson of the Denver Post confirmed it on Thursday night.  

But instead of picking up Williamson's story and/or giving either Williamson or us credit for the scoop, Arnie Stapleton of the Associated Press creates the false impression that the matter is breaking news on Friday -- and that he's the one who broke it.

Writes Stapleton:  "Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun faces a monthlong suspension next season after testing positive for the banned supplement ephedra, a source with knowledge of the situation said Friday."

Who is the person with knowledge of the situation?  We don't know, but the list of potential culprits includes anyone who has read our story or Williamson's.

Though we don't pretend or aspire to be actual journalists, we honor certain basic principles of journalism, such as giving credit where it's due and not attempting to claim credit -- directly or indirectly -- for the work product of others.

We wish that we could let this slide, but it really is a pretty glaring example of things that shouldn't happen.  


FRIDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

One down, eight to go -- the Bills have signed seventh-round OL Terrance Pennington.

Former NFL LB Steve Tovar has been added to the Dolphins "football operations staff."

From the "You're Sure To Get Your Money's Worth" file, the Bills are giving away tickets to upcoming night practices.

If the Cardinals try to move their practice facility, they'll have to pay $6.5 million.

The Seahawks have signed rookie P Ryan Plackemeier to a four-year, $1.65 million deal (which sounds pretty damn impressive until you realize that $1.608 million of the value comes from collectively-bargained minimum salaries).

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger will play next weekend in a charity golf tournament.  (To conceal his facial injuries, he plans to wear KISS makeup.  Or a motorcycle helmet.)


POSTED 10:20 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:36 a.m. EDT, July 7, 2006

K-ROB SITUATION GETS WEIRDER

Although Vikings receiver Koren Robinson initially attempted to deny our report (which was based on quotes from his agent) that the 2005 Pro Bowler had returned to an alcohol treatment facility, the Minneapolis Star Tribune and the St. Paul Pioneer Press both confirm, via the agent, that K-Rob is in Re-hab.

Both newspapers talked to Keels after the story broke.  "Is Koren Robinson in rehab or at a rehab facility?  Yes," Keels told Judd Zulgad of the Star Tribune.  "Koren sought counseling to reinforce his coping skills going into the season," Keels told Sean Jensen of the Pioneer Press.  

As one league insider remarked in response to the claim that Robinson re-entered treatment despite not having a current alcohol abuse problem, the notion of getting a "tune up" of that kind is unusual, at best.

Keels also expressed frustration regarding the fact that the situation is being publicized.  "I don't understand what the news is," Keels told Jensen.  "Out of respect to Koren, to not blow this thing up is best."

But blew up this thing did, due in large part to the fact that Keels and K-Rob weren't on the same page.  Though we're not inclined to discourage candor when it comes to matters that we might like to include in this here site, a league source with experience in handling situations of this kind told us that Keels' better course of action would have been to claim when called by us that he didn't know anything about the matter.  This would have given him a chance to advise Robinson that the story was going to break and to plan a strategy for putting the best spin on it.

Instead, Robinson was caught completely off guard, so he responded with a Clintonesque denial.  "Everybody has been calling me about this," Robinson told one of the local television stations.  "That's false.  I'm trying to get in contact with my agent.  I don't know what's going on."

As one league insider said in response, "If you don't know what's going on, look at the sign on the wall.  If it says 'Hilton', you're at a hotel.  If it says 'Betty Ford Center,' you're in rehab."


THREE MONTHS AND COUNTING WITH SPRINT

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And our readers should be grateful to Sprint and Nextel because, due to their sponsorship of the site, we've been able to get rid of the pay-per-click ads that some of our readers found to be annoying.  We think that the site looks a lot better without those ads, and that's a direct result of Sprint and Nextel's faith in the site.

So we ask that you show some faith in Sprint and Nextel by purchasing their products and services.  Thanks to them, everything on the site is and will remain free -- unlike many of the "big boy" sites out there that are finding more and more ways to charge money for their content.  


FRIDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

Browns RB Reuben Droughns might have to take a break from training camp for an August 21 pre-trial conference in pending criminal charges resulting from a squabble with his wife.

The Vikings plan to enter into a long-term extension of their long-term relationship with Mankato State College, the site of the team's training camp for 41 years.

Great line from Matt Mosley of the Dallas Morning News regarding the fact that T.O.'s book was released prematurely by a Wal-Mart in Philly:  "Thousands of readers across the nation expressed shock that Wal-Mart actually sells books."

Lions CB Dre' Bly is optimistic about the team's chance in 2006; "I really feel we have the best coaching staff for what we have," Bly said.  (We apparently missed the press release announcing the hiring of the Father, the Son, and/or the Holy Ghost.)

Broncos RB Cedric Cobbs is third on the depth chart, and hoping to climb.

Broncos FB Cecil Sapp ran with the first team on Thursday, ahead of 2005 starter Kyle Johnson.

Denver WR Javon Walker, who tore an ACL last September, was able to fully participate in practice.

Broncos WR Rod Smith isn't happy that Ashley Lelie isn't returning his calls; "[W]hen I see him, I'm going to smack him," Smith said.

The Broncos were using the following rush line for the nickel package on Thursday:  Corey Jackson and Kenard Lang on the outside, Gerard Warren and Elvis Dumervil on the inside.


POSTED 9:41 a.m. EDT, July 7, 2006

BRONCOS COULD PLAY HARDBALL WITH LELIE, SAUERBRUN

With receiver Ashley Lelie skipping out on a mandatory minicamp and punter Todd Sauerbrun facing a four-game suspension for ephedra, the Denver Broncos might choose to play hardball with either or both players, and the situations could help to shed light on key questions regarding the application of the new Collective Bargaining Agreement language regarding the forfeiture of bonus payments.

In each case, the language of the player contract will be the starting point.  Because more and more contracts negotiated in and before 2005 contain terms giving teams broad powers to attempt to recover bonus payments, it's possible if not likely that both deals include specific provisions requiring money to be paid back in the event that the player fails or refuses to attend a mandatory activity or is suspended for violation of the substance abuse or steroid policy.

The next question is whether the Broncos will be inclined to enforce the terms of the contract.  Based on past examples (e.g., Dale Carter and Eddie Kennison), the Broncos don't have a track record of treading lightly in this regard.

So then the issue is whether and to what extent any enforcement efforts are limited by the "Term Sheet" created by the NFL and the NFLPA as a result of negotiations culminating in a revised CBA.  As to Lelie, the Term Sheet purports to limit signing bonus forfeitures to 25 percent of the allocation for the year in question.  As to Sauerbrun, the Term Sheet prohibits forfeitures based on violations of the substance abuse and steroid policies.  At last word, the NFL and the union were negotiating whether and to what extent these new restrictions will apply to pre-existing deals; the Term Sheet is ambiguous at best on this point.

The bottom line for Lelie and Sauerbrun is that they could end up facing price tags stiffer than a four-figure fine for skipping minicamp and the loss of four game checks, respectively.  In Lelie's case, his $3.3 million signing bonus equates to a $660,000 bonus allocation for 2006.  For Sauerbrun, his $1.65 million signing bonus paid by the Panthers in 2003 translates into a $330,000 allocation this year.  (And as Ricky Williams learned in 2004, the fact that a former team paid the signing bonus doesn't prevent the current team from trying to recover a big chunk of it.) 

Sauerbrun will lose nearly that much if his suspension is upheld, in light of his $1.395 million salary.  At a per-game rate of $82,000, the veteran punter will lose $328,000 in base salary. 

In either case, the Broncos will be required to file a grievance in order to get the ball rolling. 


POSTED 10:43 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:12 p.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 27

We're tired.  Damn tired.  It's been a long day.  We've gotten some good scoops at a time when things are still pretty slow.  So we were tempted to pass on doing the latest Preseason Power Rankings entry until tomorrow.

But then we remembered the commitment that we made to you, the reader, to post one entry per day through the month of July and into August 1.  Thus, we will persevere despite our fatigue.  We will honor our word despite our malaise.

We will, in other words, phone this one in.

The San Francisco 49ers.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


THURSDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS

Coach Kevlar isn't happy that Ashley Lelie is blowing off the team's mandatory minicamp.

Broncos QB Jake Plummer has been offered a plea deal in connection with his road rage arrest.  (Here's our suggestion -- the charges will be dropped if he admits that it's pretty gay for a pro football player to drive a Honda Element.)

We agree with most of the measures that Peter King of SI.com would implement if he were the Commish for a day.

ESPN.com's Len Pasquarelli apparently is trying to cultivate a new source in Atlanta.

Mo-Clo has graduated from armed robber to Hitman.

KSTP is stealing our K-Rob scoop without attribution.  (Hey, TV foofs -- we've been ripped off by far more credible journalistic sources than you.)

NFLPA honcho Gene Upshaw apparently doesn't intend to exercise the union's right to cancel the new CBA two years early.


POSTED 9:25 p.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

SECOND-ROUND DEALS GETTING MORE COMPLICATED

Driven by the reality that the NFLPA negotiated only a five-percent increase in the rookie salary pool but at the same time obtained a $45,000 increase in the minimum rookie salaries, players drafted in round two are making up for the reduced first-year cap number via devices typically reserved for players drafted in round one.

Specifically, a league source tells us that the contracts signed by both of the Chicago Bears' second-round draft picks include a significant one-time payment for achieving minimum playing time thresholds.  In 2005, only two second-round picks had one-time NLTBE incentives based on playing time, and both were worth less than $100,000 each.  Danieal Manning's contract has a $555,000 one-time NLTBE tied to minimum playing time, and Devin Hester's deal has a $101,500 one-time NLTBE tied to minimum playing time.

It's a way to push more money into the deals without consuming too much of the first-year rookie pool allocation.  And the rookie pool crunch is a very real phenomenon; as more and more contracts are being negotiated, more and more agents are grumbling about the NFLPA's failure to secure a higher increase in the rookie pool -- or at a minimum to apply the five-percent bump above the $45,000 increase in the new rookie base salary.

Per the source, Manning's deal breaks down as follows:  $820,000 signing bonus, $125,000 2006 roster bonus, $420,000 option bonus fully guaranteed by future salaries, and minimum base salaries for 2007, 2008, and 2009.

As to the $555,000 one-time NTLBE, it will be earned if he participates in 35 percent of the defensive snaps in 2006 or 45 percent in 2007, 2008, or 2009.  But the $555,000 payment is also guaranteed by future base salaries, if he doesn't reach the minimum.

Though Manning's guaranteed pay of $2.195 million (which includes the first-year base salary) exceeds by 4.9 percent the guaranteed money paid to Cowboys linebacker Kevin Burnett, the player taken in the same slot a year ago, the bonus money of $1.365 million pales in comparison to Burnett's $1.8625 million in bonus money.

The difference comes from the $45,000 increase in salary and the $555,000 one-time NLTBE based on minimum playing time, which adds another $600,000 to the package. 


HESTER'S CONTRACT NUMBERS

A league source tells us that the contract paid to Bears receiver Devin Hester breaks down as follows:  zero signing bonus; $255,000 roster bonus; $907,500 option bonus (guaranteed by future salaries); $101,100 one-time NLTBE (guaranteed by future salaries or paid as workout bonuses in 2008 and 2009); and salaries of $275,000, $360,000, $445,000, and $530,000.

Total actual value?  $2.8736 million.  And the increase in guaranteed money over the player drafted in the same slot in 2005 is 6.48 percent.

"Not sure why anyone would not see this as a good deal for Hester," said a league source in response to recent criticism of Hester's contract.  "There is a big squeeze this year on the rookie pool causing many second-rounders to have to agree to accept one time NLTBE bonuses which are conditioned on play-time.  Since Hester is primarily a specials teams player, he may never achieve the minimum play-time percentage and therefore he may not earn the NLTBE, so [Eugene] Parker was smart in going early to secure the best pool number possible under the circumstances, getting the most guaranteed money possible with a very small amount tied to an NLTBE performance bonus.  But he also protected [the NLTBE bonus] by inserting a clause that says if the player does not earn this bonus in the first two years, then that amount will convert to workout bonuses in the last two years, avoiding the risk that he might not earn it."


POSTED 8:02 p.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

K-ROB DENIES THAT HE'S IN REHAB

There's a strange twist to our report that Vikings receiver Koren Robinson has returned to an alcohol treatment center.

Robinson has told KFAN radio in Minnesota that the report isn't true.

The player's denial creates an uncomfortable situation with his agent, Alvin Keels, given that Keels admitted to us earlier in the day that Robinson indeed entered rehab in South Carolina last month.  We called Keels for confirmation after learning of Robinson's status from a league source.

Our take?  Robinson had been hoping to keep the issue tightly under wraps, and his initial reaction when pressed on the subject was to deny it. 

The only other possible explanation is that Keels had bad information -- but who other than Robinson's agent would be in position to know the truth?


POSTED 6:57 p.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

SAUERBRUN SUSPENDED FOR FOUR GAMES

Two league sources tell us that Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun has been suspended by the NFL for four games, for violation of the league's policy regarding steroids.  Sauerbrun, we're told, tested positive for ephedra.

The NFL began testing for ephedra after the death of Vikings offensive lineman Korey Stringer.  As Mike Freeman (then of the New York Times) explained in 2003, team lawyers contended in defending against a wrongful death lawsuit that ephedra was a factor in Stringer's demise; Stringer's family denied that ephedra played a role in his passing.

Last year, Sauerbrun was identified as a recipient of steroids from Dr. James Shortt during Sauerbrun's stint with the Carolina Panthers.  Sauerbrun told the AP in October 2005 that the stigma regarding the steroid issue "won't go away as long as I'm in the NFL."

An 11-year veteran, Sauerbrun has punted for the Bears, Chiefs, Panthers, and Broncos.  He was elected to the Pro Bowl in 2002, 2003, and 2004, and he is the punter of the PFT 2006 All-Turd Team.

It's not known at this point whether Sauerbrun has exhausted any available appeals, which could delay the implementation of the suspension.

The other punters on the Broncos' roster are rookie Jeff Williams of Adams State and Tyler Fredrickson of Cal, who is listed as a punter and a kicker.  Look for the team to add a veteran punter who'll be able to handle the chores if/when Sauerbrun serves his four-game sit, and possibly beyond.   


POSTED 4:42 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 4:54 p.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

ROBINSON BACK IN REHAB

Vikings receiver Koren Robinson is back in alcohol rehab, according to his agent, Alvin Keels.  Keels tells Profootballtalk.com that Robinson re-entered treatment in late June.  Robinson is scheduled to be married on July 22.

Keels stressed that Robinson's decision to resume treatment was voluntary and not the result of any violation of the league's substance abuse policy or specific recurrence of the problems that plagued his career with the Seattle Seahawks.  Keels said that Robinson can leave the program at any time.

Keels' comments were made in response to information we received from a league source indicating that Robinson was indeed back in rehab.  (Operating uncharacteristically like "real" journalists, we called Keels for confirmation -- and got it.)

In 2005, Robinson spent 30 days in a South Carolina treatment center after being cut by the Seahawks.  He eventually signed with the Vikings, and made the Pro Bowl as a kick returner.  The Vikings signed him to a three-year deal during the offseason, but we've heard that the deal was structured to protect the team against any bad behavior.

Regarding alcohol, the NFL may discipline players under the substance abuse policy only after a conviction or admitted violation of the law relating to the use of alcohol.  The policy permits imposition of a fine, suspension, or other appropriate discipline.  Testing for alcohol is not conducted, most likely due to the fact that alcohol metabolizes very quickly.  Moreover, there is no commonly used urine test for the presence of alcohol.


POSTED 10:02 a.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

WAL-MART RELEASED T.O.'S BOOK EARLY

As it turns out, the Philadelphia media got its hands on the tell-all-that-apparently-says-nothing-new penned by T.O. and Jason Rosenhaus not via high-tech sleuthing but because a retailer put the book on the shelf six days early.

Oops.

A source close to the situation tells us that the books were sent out in crates marked "Embargo:  Do Not Open Until July 11," which was the planned release date.  At one or more Philadelphia-area Wal-Mart stores, however, the admonition was disregarded and the book was put on the shelf.

As a result, we're told that publisher Simon & Schuster has given the green light to sell the book right now, notwithstanding the July 11 release date.

The contents of the book have been the hot topic on Philadelphia talk radio.  We're planning to swing by the local bookstore later today to see if we can get our hands on a copy of it (since we're getting kind of low on toilet paper).


POSTED 12:35 a.m. EDT, July 6, 2006

BEARS THE FIRST TO GET ALL PICKS SIGNED

The Associated Press reports that the Chicago Bears have agreed to terms with second-round draft pick Danieal Manning and third-rounder Dusty Dvoracek.  As a result, the Bears are the first franchise to have every draft pick under contract.

At a time when many teams are enjoying the last few days of peace and quiet before the seven-month grind gets underway, the Bears have been working hard over the past week.  In addition to signing their draft picks, the team also has signed linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer and running back Adrian Peterson to contract extensions.

Last year, the Bears got into a nasty holdout with first-rounder Cedric Benson, who missed much of camp and consequently didn't have much of an impact in 2005.


EARLY THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

The son of Panthers defensive line coach Sal Sunseri has "moved" to Pittsburgh and will play quarterback for Central Catholic High School, which has produced guys like Dan Marino, Marc Bulger, and Seymour Butts.  (Only Marino and Bulger played NFL football, but how many schools can claim that they graduated a student named "Seymour Butts"?)

Former NFL QB Henry Burris is pissed off about something in Canada.

The Cards have signed fifth-round LB Brandon Johnson and seventh-round Todd Watkins to three-year deals.

Joe Buck might host the NFL pregame show on FOX and do play-by-play for the top game each weekend.

CFL Commissioner Tom Wright is leaving the job after the Grey Cup.

Packers rookie CB Cory Rodgers has received probation for unlawfully carrying a firearm (next up, the Commissioner's office, where Rodgers likely will be fined under the Personal Conduct Policy).


POSTED 9:43 p.m. EDT, July 5, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 28

It's day five of our one-by-one preseason look at the 32 NFL teams, and we're thinking that maybe we should have done this differently, like starting with one from the bottom and then taking one off of the top. 

Why, you ask? 

Because writing about the crappy teams is getting old.

And although we're gradually working our way up the ladder, we feel like the guy who empties out the septic tank at the apartment building next to a Mexican restaurant. 

With a measuring cup.  One scoop at a time.

So we continue slinging the sludge by singling out the No. 28 team on the PFT Preseason Power Rankings. 

The New Orleans Saints.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 8:22 p.m. EDT, July 5, 2006

MEDIA GETS MITTS ON T.O.'S BOOK

We're hearing reports that several copies of T.O.'s soon-to-be-released book have made their way into the hands of the media, and NBC 10 in Philly has advised us that the station has obtained the tell-all tome regarding Owens' time with the Eagles.

Per NBC 10, T.O. spends plenty of time trashing Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, accusing him of jealousy and claiming that McNabb blocked Owens' return to the team after a four-game suspension in 2005.

Owens traces the rift with McNabb to the team's 27-6 win over the Giants in November 2004, at a time when the Eagles were well on their way to locking up home-field advantage (again) for the postseason.  According to Owens, McNabb didn't throw the ball to T.O. on a play that was designed to result in a pass to him.  Owens claims he asked McNabb about the decision when they reconvened in the huddle, and that McNabb hurled an obscenity at him in response.

"I was getting so much of the Philadelphia glory that used to be his," Owens said.

Owens also claims that the word in the locker room is that McNabb gets "nervous and tight" in big games, and that turnovers by the veteran quarterback kept the team from defeating the Patriots in Super Bowl XXXIX.

In one respect, it's good for Owens' current team that the media storm regarding this latest chapter in his chronic catfight with McNabb will be played out now, several weeks before the opening of training camp and the not-coincidentally-timed official release date of the book.  Still, there will be distractions-a-plenty once things get going in Oxnard for the Cowboys, and we fully expect a meltdown by Owens at some point between now and New Year's Day.


POSTED 7:28 p.m. EDT, July 5, 2006

HESTER DEAL "SCREWS UP" ROUND TWO

As talk continues to percolate in league circles regarding the contract signed by second-round wideout Devin Hester with the Bears, there's a growing concern that other teams will use the terms secured by Hester's agent, Eugene Parker, to keep the deals signed by other second-round picks low.

"It will hurt the marketplace," said one league source.  "Everyone on the team side will say if Parker can do a flat deal, so can you."

The only plausible explanation for the deal is that Hester needed the money, and that the team apparently knew it -- and took advantage of it.  There's also speculation that the Bears stuck it to Parker and his client as retaliation of sorts for last year's protracted holdout by running back Cedric Benson, another Parker client.


BEARS' FOURTH-ROUNDER TAKES A STEP BACK

Another reality we've noticed in pondering the contract recently signed by Bears fourth-round linebacker Jamar Williams is that his bonus money is actually lower than the bonus paid to the player taken in the same slot in 2005.

Last year, center Eric Ghiaciuc of the Bengals was the 120th overall selection.  He received a $425,000 signing bonus. 

This year, Williams was the 120th overall choice.  Williams got a $415,000 signing bonus.

Naysayers might say that it's not fair to compare Williams' deal to Ghiaciuc's, since Ghiacuic was the 18th pick in round four last year and Williams was the 23rd pick in round four this year.  (The difference is due to five additional third-round compensatory picks in 2005.)  Though we think that comparing picks based on overall slot is as apples to apples as it gets, Williams' bonus also compares unfavorably to last year's 23rd pick in round four, center Jason Brown of the Baltimore Ravens.

Brown received a $309,500 signing bonus on a three-year deal, which equate to an annual proration of $103,167.  Williams' annual proration on a four-year deal is $103,750. 

And although Williams will make up some of the difference via a rookie minimum salary that bumped from $230,000 to $275,000, the $40,000 increases in the minimums pushed up the current salaries of last year's draft picks, too. 

Bottom line?  The NFLPA's decision to allow only a five-percent increase in the 2006 rookie pool is going to screw the mid-to-low round picks, pushing down the value of the deals and increasing the gulf between the windfall paid to the guys taken at the top of the draft and the guys who have to scratch and claw for a major payday that might never come.


POSTED 8:55 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:54 a.m. EDT, July 5, 2006

CONFLICTING ACCOUNTS OF WHETHER UNION IS PUSHING 20 PERCENT JUMP FOR ROOKIES

There's a difference of opinion in league circles as to whether the NFL Players Association is pressing agents to finagle a 20 percent increase in guaranteed money in 2006 rookie contracts.

Some league insiders believe that the union still wants agents to achieve that goal; others disagree.  

Said one source:  "While the salary cap jumped 20 percent this year, the rookie pool only went up five percent with the minimum salaries absorbing most of that alone.  That doesn't leave much room to bump the guarantees."

Under the new CBA, minimum salaries increased by $40,000 across the board.  They'll rise by $10,000 per year under the current deal.

Said another source:  "The NFLPA always wants roughly 20 percent, but this year it may be tough.  The [rookie] cap went up five percent and to get 20 percent will be hard."

Though, as a source told us, first-rounders will still get their money, the problems will arise in round two and lower, where the $40,000 increase in salary pushes up the first-year cap number much higher than the five-percent bounce in the rookie pool.

Recently, Bears second-round receiver Devin Hester signed a deal that resulted in only a 2.8 percent increase in bonus money over the player taken in the same spot a year ago.  As one source pointed out, both players are represented by agent Eugene Parker.

Opined one league source:  "Why [Parker] did it, I don't know.  Maybe the kid needed money.  I'll bet that was a major reason."


POSTED 7:08 a.m. EDT, July 5, 2006

THE DAILY BRIGGS AND VASHER UPDATE

Since there's absolutely nothing else going on right now in the NFL -- and given that the entire July 4 holiday stretch has unfolded with no new arrests of current or former players -- we're going back to the well with the latest information we've obtained regarding contract squabbles between the Bears and two of their young players who made it to the Pro Bowl as a byproduct of the team's success in 2005.

As to linebacker Lance Briggs, we've learned that the contract he turned down earlier in the offseason would have given him the second-highest spot on the team's pay structure, behind only linebacker Brian Urlacher.  Previously reported as a package with $12.5 million guaranteed and a $5.5 million annual average, the deal would have paid $18 million over the first three seasons.  But that offer, as we understand it, is currently off of the table, and it's not coming back.

A league source tells us that part of the concern with Briggs is that he's not sufficiently self-motivated, and that if he's not working out with the team he puts on weight.  Thus, it'll be interesting to see whether he shows up for training camp of his contract year in good shape.

Another source told us that the knock on Briggs coming out of college, and which could still make teams shy away from him in free agency, was that he hung with a bad crowd and was "average" as a player who made a lot of tackles but played small at times.  Also, a reader dug up an item indicating that Briggs apparently was in the thick of the player-led revolt against former Arizona coach John Mackovic, which could be regarded as a drawback in some NFL cities.

Regarding cornerback Nathan Vasher, we've gotten positive feedback from league insiders regarding our Tuesday analysis of the points that his agent, Mike Sullivan, made in an e-mail sent to us on Monday.  And one source has reminded us that the Bears have not extended the rookie contract of a player with only two years in the league.  Brian Urlacher, for example, had three seasons under his belt before he received his extension. 

Our guess?  If Vasher can perform in 2006 like he did in 2005, he'll likely end up in line for a long-term deal.

Meanwhile, the Bears shouldn't be penalized for finding in round four of the 2004 draft a guy who turned into a Pro Bowler.  As we explained on Tuesday, guys who get drafted earlier, in hindsight, than they should have don't pay back bonus money.  Thus, the guys who play well despite getting drafted late should merely focus on performing until the time comes to get paid.


WEDNESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

Titans QB Billy Volek jokes that, given the presence of running backs Chris Brown, Travis Henry, and LenDale White, the team is getting ready to install the wishbone in 2006.

LB Junior Seau has spoken to the Raiders but might retire.

Former NFL DB Kyries Hebert was set to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, but was denied entry into Canada due to his history of criminal charges.

Former NFL DT Keith Rucker is becoming a high school football coach.


POSTED 11:48 p.m. EDT, July 4, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NO. 29

Another day in July, another rung up the ladder for the PFT Preseason Power Rankings.

Good news for today's entry -- you're in the top 30.  Bad news -- just barely.

The Oakland Raiders.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 12:13 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 5:03 p.m. EDT, July 4, 2006

SULLIVAN RESPONDS TO OUR TAKE ON VASHER

As further evidence of the fact that people around the league actually read this here e-rag, we've heard from agent Mike Sullivan in response to our recent critique of Ron Borges' Sunday morning slurp job of Bears cornerback Nathan Vasher, who is represented by Sullivan.  Among other things, Borges trumpeted Sullivan's contention that Vasher deserves a raise because there are 130 corners who will make more money than the 2005 Pro Bowler in the coming campaign.  As we explained, however, the fact that rookie deals routinely provide for payment of minimum salaries in addition to the slot-driven signing bonus means that Vasher's circumstance is hardly unusual.

In an e-mail sent to us on Monday afternoon, Sullivan raised several points.  First, he argued that the four-year term of Vasher's rookie deal was not negotiable.  "The Bears made it clear in their first discussion with me that they were absolutely going to require a four-year deal for Nate as they did for their fourth-round pick the year before and as they have done each year since," Sullivan wrote.  "So your contention that 'his agent could have insisted on a three-year deal' is simply not correct."

Fair enough, but there are other options.  For example, Sullivan could have had Vasher sign the one-year tender for the rookie minimum in 2004, the one-year tender for the second-year minimum in 2005, and the one-year tender for the third-year minimum in 2006.  Under this approach, Vasher would have been eligible for restricted free agency in March 2007, and would have made back all of the signing bonus that he wouldn't have gotten in 2004 and more, even if the Bears had tendered him at only the first-round level and no one else made him a long-term offer.

Of course, this approach would have required Vasher to sacrifice his signing bonus -- and to assume 100 percent of the risk that he'd suck or get hurt (see Guss Scott).

Also, and as one league insider reminded us, Vasher signed his "four years or else" deal in May 2004, more than two months before training camp opened.  (We confirmed this via a Google search that led right to our own archives.)  Said the source, "Why not at least fight until June or July?  By capitulating in May, how hard did he really fight for the [three-year deal]?  Probably the kid needed money and [Sullivan] wouldn't loan it to him."

Second, Sullivan explained that Vasher isn't trying to force a long-term deal, and Sullivan explained that he has made a proposal for a one-year extension.  The extension wouldn't change the salaries in years three or four of Vasher's current deal, but the extra money to be paid in 2008 would move his average to No. 44 on the cornerback pay scale.  

Said a league source in response, "He's still forgetting about the $97,500 from the signing bonus that applies to this year and next year."  (He's also forgetting about the Performance Based Pay system, which funnels extra money to key contributors who aren't being highly compensated.)  "Besides," said the source, "why would the Bears want to do a one-year extension?  They already have the right to do so when the time comes.  It's called the franchise tag."

Third, Sullivan acknowledged that "it takes extraordinary accomplishments to justify opening a contract up with two years remaining."  But Sullivan believes that Vasher qualifies.  "Since the 2000 draft, Nate is the only fourth-round pick to make the Pro Bowl on the original ballot.  That is out of 217 fourth-round draft picks and that includes each player's entire career to this point."  Sullivan also pointed out that Vasher is only the third position player since 2000 not selected on the first day of the draft to make the Pro Bowl on the original ballot in his first or second season.  The other two?  Tom Brady and Antonio Gates.  "There is a lot of similarity between Gates and Nate," Sullivan wrote, "both in terms of team and individual performance."

Others around the league disagree.  "Comparing him to Gates?  Come on," said one league insider.  "Gates is an impact player who led the league in receptions.  Just because Vasher makes the Pro Bowl does not make him a great player.  Also, [Vasher] is a product of the best defense in the NFC, at a time when there are few other high-level cornerbacks in the conference."

And regardless of what Sullivan, Borges, or anyone else thinks, Vasher's situation is a direct result of a system that ties a player's income over the first phase of his career directly to the spot at which he was drafted, regardless of how he later performs.  "Rookie deals are rookie deals," said another league source.  "When a player sucks, the player doesn't give back his bonus money.  Sure, the team can cut the player, but the player still keeps the signing bonus.  The agents and players forget about the signing bonus, but that's where much of the money comes from.  The base salaries [for the rookie deals] are always low."

So what can Vasher do?  Not much.  He's signed for the next two years, and he likely would be jeopardizing $195,000 in paid but unearned bonus money if he breaches his contract by holding out.  

Is it fair to Vasher?  No.  But under the current system fairness doesn't matter.  If it did, guys like Ryan Leaf and Akili Smith and Johnathan Sullivan and Joey Harrington and David Terrell would be required to surrender most if not all of their signing bonuses. 


TUESDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

Redskins S Sean Taylor has been sued by the guy he allegedly beat up in June 2005; Taylor pleaded no contest to misdemeanor assault charges arising from the incident in order to avoid more serious charges that he pulled a gun on three people at or about the same time.

The father of former Vikings tackle Korey Stringer has died at age 57; nearly five years ago Stringer succumbed to heat exhaustion after a training camp practice. 

Cowboys receivers coach Todd Haley talks about the time that the Tuna gave him a "love tap."

Former NFL QB Jim Miller will handle color commentary for Michigan State radio broadcasts.

Since it's kind of slow, let's pause for a moment to enjoy video of Star Jones taking a football to the face.


POSTED 11:21 a.m. EDT, July 4, 2006

BEAR MARKET EXPECTED FOR BRIGGS

Regarding the ongoing contract squabble between the Bears and linebacker Lance Briggs, a league source believes that one of the reasons for the team's decision to be patient regarding an extension traces to Briggs' pre-draft reputation.

Briggs was selected by the Bears in the third round of the 2003 draft.  Some teams, we're told, had removed Briggs from their boards, and there was an expectation that he'd be selected in the latter portion of day two, in which rounds four through seven unfold.  Though we can't find any hard evidence that would qualify him for membership on the All-Turd Team, the source says that multiple teams regarded Briggs as a "bad dude" coming out of Arizona.

There's also a recognition in league circles that Briggs is benefiting from the "Tampa 2" defensive system that coach Lovie Smith installed two years ago.  

As a result, our source thinks that the Bears are betting on a low financial demand for Briggs if/when he hits the open market.

Meanwhile, Briggs' decision to turn down a deal that reportedly included $12 million in guarantees and a $5.5 million annual average means that he now bears the risk of having his value dramatically reduced by a catastrophic injury in 2006.  In this regard, Briggs might want to have a chat with Ian Gold, who lost his shot at a huge payday when his ACL went kerflooey in October of his contract year.


POSTED 9:40 p.m. EDT, July 3, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NUMBER 30

Well, we've pissed off plenty of readers in Western New York and all reaches of Wisconsin with the first two entries in our preseason power rankings.

So to whose sh-t list will the initials P, F, and T next be added?

Well, we were torn.  Until, that is, we received an e-mail from a reader making the case that the Tennessee Titans shouldn't be listed at No. 30.  He actually convinced us.

So we now give you the Number 30 team . . . .

The Tennessee Titans.

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POSTED 4:40 p.m. EDT, July 3, 2006

HESTER'S DEAL NOT MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S NO. 57

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that the four-year contract signed by receiver Devin Hester with the Bears pays a signing bonus of $1.25 million and has a total value of $2.86 million.

Though the across-the-board $40,000 increase in annual minimum salaries and the $10,000 annual bump in minimums that will occur moving forward automatically translates to more coin for Hester than Jets corner Justin Miller, who was drafted in the same spot a year ago, Hester's bonus money represents an improvement of only 2.8 percent over the bonus money received by Miller.

Last year, Miller received as the 57th overall pick $1.215 million, in the form of a $675,000 signing bonus, a $132,000 roster bonus, and a $408,000 option bonus that was fully guaranteed by future base salaries.

So at a time when the NFLPA is supposedly pressing agents to get a 20 percent increase in guaranteed money for the rookie draft picks, the reality -- at least in Hester's case -- is a lot lower. 


MONDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

Tim Couch's brother thinks that the former No. 1 overall pick in the draft will make one more effort to return to the NFL.

The Fins are pumping $250 million into their stadium.

Lynn Swann the politician is faced with something Lynn Swann the pro football player rarely experienced -- playing from behind.

A horse that Panthers QB Jake Delhomme bought for $6,700 won a race worth $150,000.

Reggie Bush's strategy for making more money by giving money away continues to gain momentum.

Panthers FB Brad Hoover is working out while wearing a 16-pound vest.


POSTED 3:02 p.m. EDT, July 3, 2006

NFL STILL NOT READY FOR OPENLY GAY PLAYER

Although the NFL opted to invite former player Esera Tuaolo to speak at the recently-conducted rookie symposium, don't expect the mainstream pro football homophobes to soften their stance as to whether openly gay players will be welcomed with open arms into the cramped quarters where large men routinely walked around in various stages of undress.

"If you are gay, you are getting ostracized," said a league source with knowledge of the current dynamics of NFL locker rooms.

As to Tuaolo's desire to follow his unprecedented session at the rookie symposium with visits to teams, it's a request that is likely to fall on deaf ears. 

"The players want no part of that," said the source.

Look, we're not saying that we approve of overt homophobia in pro sports.  But it is, as the cliche' goes, what it is.  Most of the players are young, full of testosterone (and HGH), and brazenly intolerant of any man who might be inclined to doing something that they regard as decidedly unmanly with another man.  And for every guy who realizes that whatever a grown man does behind closed doors with a consenting adult (female, male, or Dante Aligheri) is his own business, there will be another block-headed kid who fears that homosexuality could be as contagious as a deep yawn.

So we think it's a good idea for the league to try at first to develop a sense of tolerance among the guys who are just getting started.  But Tuaolo needs to realize that he's not going to win this battle overnight.  It will take time, and victory will never be complete.  Even if he continues to speak at the rookie symposium for the next 30 years, there will always be guys who'll say things like, "Is your name Polynesian for 'Me Likey Dudes'?" 


POSTED 2:34 p.m. EDT, July 3, 2006

OTHER CANDIDATES FOR CAROLINA GIG IDENTIFIED

A league source has informed us of the other candidates for the front-office job recently filled by Don Gregory in Carolina.  Gregory was hired last week to serve as the Panthers' director of pro scouting, replacing Tony Softli, the Rams' new V.P./Player Personnel.

Gregory beat out the following six guys -- former Texans director of pro scouting Chuck Banker, Falcons senior personnel executive Billy Devaney, Colts director of college scouting Mike Butler, and current Panthers scouts Jeff Morrow, Brian Adams, and Bucky Brooks.

Devaney previously served as player personnel director with the Chargers for 11 years, where he worked with Panthers G.M. Marty Hurney.  Devaney worked for CBS in 2004 and 2005 before joining the Falcons in early 2006.


POSTED 11:08 a.m. EDT, July 3, 2006

PLAYERS' LAWYER NEEDS TO SHUT UP

One of the common themes we're hearing in response to Friday's ill-advised press conference conducted by the players suing the NFL and the NFLPA for failing to properly check out an investment advisor now under indictment is that the players' lawyer needs to shut the hell up.

"You don't want to put guys like this in front of a jury, because they are going to cream the [league]," said the lawyer during a Friday media session, which also included former Broncos safety Steve Atwater bemoaning the fact that his family would have to cut down on the number of vacations to Cancun, Mexico as a result of the investment losses due to the alleged negligence of the league and the players union.

The lawyer comes off as an amateur, in our view, both in his choice of words and in his failure to understand what the NFL's game plan will be.  Before the players can even get their case to a jury, they'll have to convince the judge that the NFL assumed a legal duty to the players to uncover any possible red flags when responding to a request for information regarding the advisor in question.

So look for the NFL not to cower, but to dispatch a team of high-priced, highly-skilled lawyers to aggressively work up the case, and to then present to the court a compelling argument -- complete with citations to admissions made by the players during deposition testimony -- in support of the proposition that the league had no obligation to conduct a background check regarding financial advisors whom the players might use.

The players' far better argument, in our view, is against the NFLPA, which limits the universe of potential financial advisors via a registration system.  At the "Introduction" to the regulations applicable to financial advisors, the NFLPA states that "[b]ackground checks and due diligence will be performed to ensure that financial advisors meet our eligibility standards," and promises that "NFL players will have access to a diverse group of qualified, pre-selected financial advisors." 

The regs require any interested financial advisor to apply, to pay a fee, to demonstrate sufficient qualification, and to have appropriate insurance.

So while some might argue that "registration" is not "certification," the fact is that the NFLPA has limited the number of financial advisors with whom its membership can deal.  Since the NFLPA has likewise undertaken an obligation to provide "qualified" advisors and to perform "[b]ackground checks and due diligence," it seems to us (on the surface at least) that the NFLPA has assumed a legal duty to act with reasonable prudence in determining whether the applicants are fit to serve as financial advisors for the rank-and-file.

The question then will become whether the NFLPA took reasonable steps to determine whether the advisor in question wasn't fit to handle the money of the seven current and former players.  And the key word is "reasonable."  The NFLPA isn't required to search the ends of the earth for dirt on these guys, but the NFLPA is required to take reasonably prudent efforts to uncover information that would have prevented the advisor from securing registration.

It's a complex, fact-driven analysis, and it can be resolved only by asking a jury to ask itself whether the actions taken were sufficient.  And since juries are influenced by all kinds of factors (such as the crocodile tears of a guy who can't go to Cancun five times a year and the loudmouthed lawyer who promises to "cream" the other side), the folks representing these players need to pull the plug on the press conferences and focus instead on putting together the kind of case against the union that will make a jury more likely to view the players as victims of institutional incompetence -- not lazy rich guys who are trying to blame someone else because they made a bad investment deal.


POSTED 9:06 p.m. EDT, July 2, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NUMBER 31

On Saturday, we identified the team that enters the 2006 season from the lowest spot on the NFL's ladder -- the Buffalo Bills.

But who's the team in most danger to assume the basement?  We give you Number 31 . . . .

The Green Bay Packers.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 2:29 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 9:06 p.m. EDT, July 2, 2006

BEARS DON'T PLAN TO BUDGE ON BRIGGS?

The prevailing theory in league circles is that the Chicago Bears have decided to let linebacker Lance Briggs become an unrestricted free agent and attempt to finagle on the open market a better deal than the offer averaging $5.5 million per year with $12 million in guaranteed money that he rejected earlier this year.

Briggs, who by some accounts wants more money than Brian Urlacher got from the team, is scheduled to earn $721,600 in 2006.

Does he deserve that kind of money?  Hell no, one league insider told us.  For starters, an outside linebacker who wants to be paid among the elite defenders in the league needs to be able to get to the quarterback on a consistent basis. 

Briggs has 2.5 sacks.  For his entire career.  (Editor's note:  As several readers have pointed out to us that, in a Cover 2 system, the weakside linebacker isn't expected to make a lot of sacks.  Indeed, Briggs' early-career numbers compare favorably to those of Bucs linebacker Derrick Brooks.  With all that said, the Bears are still likely inclined to let Briggs see if he can get paid like Brooks on the open market.)

Another theory that is gaining popularity on the NFL grapevine is a simple litmus test based on name recognition.  Or, as the case may be, number recognition.

When considering whether a guy deserves a big-money contract, the first question to ask is whether folks outside the organization automatically know his jersey number.

Peyton Manning, 18.  Tom Brady, 12.  Ray Lewis, 52.  Brian Urlacher, 54.

Lance Briggs?  Somewhere between 50 and 59.  But not 54.

(Actually, Briggs wears No. 55.  We had to look it up.)


VASHER DOESN'T MERIT BIG MONEY, EITHER

Applying the same rule to Bears cornerback Nathan Vasher, he's still got a year or two before he's ready to get paid like he wants to get paid.

Some disagree.  Ron Borges of the Boston Globe, for example, thinks that the third-year corner deserves a raise, since as Vasher's agent argues there are 130 cornerbacks in football scheduled to earn more than Vasher's base salary of $425,000 this year.  But that's because Vasher's rookie contract pays him the minimum salary for 2006. 

Vasher is a third-year guy, so he gets $425,000.  Thus, any cornerback with four or more years of NFL service will make more than Vasher this year, regardless of relative skill.  

Borges also ignores (intentionally or otherwise) the fact that Vasher received a $390,000 signing bonus when he inked (without gun to his head or knife to his nuts) a four-year contract in 2004.  Since a signing bonus is advance compensation for future services, and given the league's cap rules regarding bonus allocation, Vasher is actually making $487,500 in 2006 -- and he's had $97,500 of it in his pockets for two years. 

In determining whether the Bears are treating Vasher fairly, keep this in mind.  His agent, who gets slurped by Borges for (insert "wow" here) pulling up a list of 2006 base salaries for corners and seeing where his client's name appears on it, could have insisted on a three-year rookie deal, which would have resulted in a lower signing bonus but a quicker path to the next payday. 

Though Borges also points out that Vasher made the Pro Bowl last year, the reality is that the 2005 Bears found themselves in a crappy division in a conference currently devoid of former big-time cover guys.  Throw in Vasher's high-profile 108-yard return of a missed field goal, and he's got more than enough name recognition to get to Honolulu.

Even if no one outside of Chicago knows his jersey number.

(It's 31, by the way.  We looked it up.)


SUNDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

The Bears have signed second-round WR Devin Hester.

Pro sports leagues are trying to curb domestic violence.  (We use the "serenity now" program.)

There's still no indication that the Vikings will increase Brad Johnson's $1.2 million salary.

When we see "ex-NFL player" and "wiener-eating" in the same story, William "Refrigerator" Perry is no longer the first name that comes to mind.


POSTED 9:44 a.m. EDT, July 2, 2006

NO ARRESTS YET THIS WEEKEND

With most NFL types enjoying their last few days away from the game before the grind of a new season begins, we find it noteworthy that there have been no arrests of any NFL players through the first two nights of the Fourth of July weekend.

At least none that we know about.

Arrests have been a common occurrence for NFL players of late.  Last week, Titans rookie Cortland Finnegan was busted for DUI and police in Georgia arrested Pats defensive tackle Johnathan Sullivan on multiple charges.

The week before that, Steelers receiver Santurdio was arrested for the second time in three weeks.  For Bengals receiver Chris Henry, he had two arrests in the month of June.

Most factories have signs that display the number of days that have passed since a lost-time accident; maybe the NFL should do the same when it comes to brushes with the law. 

We're not kidding.  Since the Personal Conduct Policy isn't doing much to deter bad behavior, the league should come up with some type of an incentive to keep players from putting themselves in positions that could result in an arrest.  Companies throw pizza parties or raffle off televisions if workers can make it through a certain number of weeks without losing a piggy to the meat grinder.  ("No, that's not gristle in your burger -- it's a toenail.")  Though there might be issues regarding the CBA and the salary cap that would need to be addressed, we think that offering free stuff to all of the players on the roster if everyone on the team can make it through a set period of time without anything more than a speeding ticket could go a long way toward creating the kind of peer pressure that will make guys think twice about doing things for which they can get cuffed. 

Of course, the reward would have to be fairly significant, which in turn would make the undertaking relatively pricey in circumstances where the players manage to reach the lofty goal of continuously abiding by the law.  But if the end result is less negative P.R. for the NFL, we think it's money well spent.

Then again, merely having such a plan in place would risk bad P.R. for the league, since it would be an acknowledgement that the show Playmakers wasn't so far-fetched after all.  But we believe that, over the long haul, anything that might cut down on the number of players who are embarrassing themselves, their families, their teams, and the league is worth a shot.


SUNDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

Was the intersection at which Big Ben's bike wreck occurred part of the problem?

If Reggie Bush is "Jesus in Cleats," then Chad Johnson is "Moses with a Mohawk."

Finally, we're not the only ones raising the point that NFL's labor peace might be short-lived.

Titans CB Cortland Finnegan has hired the same lawyer who helped Steve McNair and Tank Williams with their unfortunate swig-and-steer episodes.

Former Steelers RB John Henry Johnson gets a pathetic NFL pension of $1,600 a month; the Baltimore Sun takes a look at the crappy benefits available to the aging pioneers of the sport.

It's July, and Junior Seau still hasn't gotten any offers.

Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck isn't worried that no Super Bowl loser since the 1999 Titans returned to the playoffs the next year:  "Who were those teams? I don't even know.  To heck with those guys.  We're not them."  (More importantly for the Lombardi-hungry 'Hawks, the PFT research team tells us the last team to win the Super Bowl the year after losing it was the 1972 Dolphins.)

Warren Sapp says that Keyshawn Johnson never once said "my bad" in their four years on the same team.  (Keyshawn likely also never said, "Warren, I think your boobs have gotten smaller.")

More on the moron who used the longer version of Ozzie Guillen's slur of choice at the rookie symposium.

Reggie Bush thinks that the rookie symposium should be conducted right after the draft.  (In your case, Reg, it would have been a good idea to attend the thing before the draft.  By about a year.  Or two.)

Packers G.M. Ted Thompson likes The Simpsons.

NFL referee Bernie Kukar is considering retirement.

There's no limit on the number of letters that can appear on the back of an NFL jersey (which means that the dream is still alive for 14-year-old Bobby Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff.)

QB Tim Couch has undergone another shoulder surgery and won't play football in 2006.  (Editor's note:  Or 2007.  Or 2008.  Or 2009.  Or 2010.  Or 2011.  Or . . . hell, you get the idea.)

Former NFL wideout and front-office exec Dwight Clark is involved with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.  (The group is trying to figure out a way to handle a kid in Cleveland's wish that Clark "hadn't so thoroughly f--ked up the Browns.")

OutKast video director Bryan Barber will put together commercials for the NFL Network's new show, NFL Replay; the spots will feature several players from the "U", including Clinton Portis (who hopefully won't be singing that Eastern Motors jingle).

Former Bills QB Jim Kelly doesn't know who'll be the team's starter this year.

Bucs CB Ronde Barber isn't talking about his contract, which expires after the 2006 season.


POSTED 7:40 p.m. EDT, July 1, 2006

PFT PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:  NUMBER 32

Like many football publications, we've compiled a list of preseason power rankings.  Unlike most of the others who rank the teams from No. 1 through No. 32, we've decided to milk this thing like a cow with three udders.

We'll identify one team per day for the next 32, and we'll be doing more than just naming names.  We're also taking a look at each team's offseason developments and any key personnel issues that they'll face in 2006.  Then, we'll grade each of the skill position players, the defense generally, and the kicker for fantasy purposes, in anticipation of a more comprehensive fantasy preview that will come in August.

Without further adieu, here's number 32.

The Buffalo Bills.

Click here for the full write up and fantasy grades.


POSTED 1:31 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 2:19 p.m. EDT, July 1, 2006

BEN WON'T USE SPECIAL HELMET OR FACEMASK

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger won't be wearing any special helmet or facemask when he returns from serious facial injuries suffered in a motorcycle accident on June 12.

Although the Post-Gazette also reports that Roethlisberger is healing faster than expected from a potpourri of broken bones, Coach Chin is committed to holding Ben out until he's able to withstand hits to his head.

And he can expect to get them.  Plenty of them.  Defensive linemen hope to inflict as much pain as possible on the opposing quarterback, possibly in the hopes that they can knock him out of the game.  Or end his life.  Usually, the shots come low, to the legs.  This year, Big Ben can expect to take his hits high, 15-yard penalties be damned.

So it's wise to keep him out of live action until he's fully healed and, more importantly, mentally able to stand in the pocket and take whatever might come his way.

The recovery continues next week, when Roethlisberger will try to throw some passes for the first time since the incident. 


SATURDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

The Bears have signed another linebacker not named "Lance" or "Briggs."

The lawyer for the seven players suing the NFL and NFLPA is tempting fate:  "You don't want to put guys like this in front of a jury, because they are going to cream the [league]."  ("Cream"?  Dude, we're impressed that you have a law degree given that you're only eight years old.)

RB Ricky Williams gained 97 yards on 18 carries for the Argos.

Former Bears WR John Capel received a two-year suspension from track's world governing body after testing positive for marijuana.

Mooch's gig with NFL Network includes Sundays and Mondays in the Total Access studio and on-site work at the location of the eight regular-season games the network will carry.

Bills QB J.P. Losman is taking pointers from Ron Jaworski.

The Broncos want to put more pressure on the quarterback.  (They've already succeeded in doing so with their own.)

A bill has been introduced to repeal Pennsylvania's helmet-optional law.


POSTED 11:06 a.m. EDT, July 1, 2006

WHISPERS OF REVERSE DISCRIMINATION CONTINUE

In the wake of the recent hiring of Tony Softli by the Rams and Don Gregory by the Panthers, there continue to be whispers in league circles that teams are more willing to grant permission to African-American front-office candidates than they are for white candidates.

Under NFL rules, the only promotion in a new city that a team cannot block is a promotion that gives the employee "final say" authority over the roster, the draft, and/or the coach.  For any promotion short of one in which "final say" is involved, teams can block front-office employees who are currently under contract.

Some league insiders are troubled by the fact that white front-office employees have been barred from non-"final say" promotions.  Most recently, Patriots exec Tom Dimitroff (who is white) was refused permission to interview for the Rams' V.P./Player Personnel gig, which ultimately went to Softli.

Meanwhile, guys like Softli, Gregory, and former Broncos assistant G.M. Rick Smith (all of whom are African-American) received permission to leave their former teams for jobs that did not entail "final say" authority in a new city.

But other league insiders dispute the notion that teams are applying a double standard when deciding who gets permission and who doesn't.  In Softli's case, for example, the strong thinking is that he got permission to leave not so that the Panthers could curry favor with the Fritz Pollard Alliance, but because the team was ready to see him go after he had spent two years or more scampering for a bigger gig elsewhere.

Also, it's our understanding that the search resulting in the hiring of Gregory to replace Softli included at least one white scout from another team who received permission to interview for the job, even though he was still under contract.

But regardless of whether African-American candidates are or are not receiving preferential treatment when it comes to getting permission under circumstances where permission can be denied, the human-nature reality of the situation is that the NFL's efforts to place more minorities into high-profile positions will prompt the guys who feel they're getting the short end of the stick to say so privately.


AHMAD'S AGENT HUFFS AND PUFFS

We were shocked to see an item in the Sacramento Bee in which agent Greg Williams claims that the Chicago Bears have shown "strong interest" in former Virginia linebacker Ahmad Brooks.

The Bears?  We reported that the Bears were the only team who didn't attend Brooks' recent Pro Day workout.  (In contrast, Gil Brandt of NFL.com reported that only the Vikings were absent.  Also, Williams told reporters that only 22 teams were there.)

We've since confirmed that the Bears were not present for the workout, and that they have zero interest in Brooks.

"Mr. Williams had better go to confession," said one source in response to the Bee report.

So what's going on here?  Williams apparently is trying to enhance the interest in Brooks by suggesting that the Bears have an interest in him, when by all appearances they don't.

And although it's possible that the Bears have avoided Brooks in order to mask a genuine interest in him, common sense suggests that, under such an approach, they likewise would not have done or said anything to make his agent think that they might be interested.


NBC GOES STAR JONES ON AFL

The Arena Football League announced on Friday that its partnership with NBC is over. 

"Unfortunately we were unable to reach an agreement," NBC sports president Ken Schanzer said, according to the New Orleans Times-Picayune.  "We've enjoyed our partnership with the Arena Football League.  It's a great game with great people.  We wish them all the best."

The move hardly comes as a surprise, in our view.  NBC snagged the AFL at a time when the network wasn't part of the NFL broadcast rotation.  Now, NBC is planning to make a splash bigger than a Len Pasquarelli cannonball by snagging a Sunday night package that, for the 2006 season, is far superior to the ESPN Monday night slate.  Not bad, given that NBC is paying $500 million less per year than ESPN.

So where next for the AFL?  Maybe it'll be back to ABC, which is without professional football for the first time since MNF debuted.  Or maybe FSN will try to snag the primary rights in an effort to close the canyon between Fox's cable offering and ESPN.

The problem is that the ratings are low -- under 1.0 for the 2006 season.  Part of the difficulty, in our view, is that the AFL doesn't play its games during "football season," making viewers far less inclined to pay attention to it.

Our suggestion?  Move the season from its current February-to-Don't-Know-Don't-Care schedule.  Start the season in August, when folks are getting hungry for football but the only available games are meaningless NFL fare.  Conduct the playoffs in December, when the college regular season has ended.

And in September, October, and November, play the games on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, which but for the occasional MAC game on ESPN2 are generally free of football. 

Under this approach, the AFL also could strengthen its ties to the NFL by, for example, allowing each NFL team before the season starts to draft three-to-five Arena League players who can be called up at any time during the season to the parent club's active roster. 

What's in it for the NFL?  How about the national television rights on the NFL Network?

It all makes too much sense.  At a time when the NFL is obsessed with expanding revenue by causing the game to take root in other countries that are much more interested in a different kind of football, we think there's more toothpaste to be squeezed out of tube at home.  And that the best way to do it is to create a real minor league system in which the NFL has a strong equity interest.

Heck, we'd even change the name of the AFL to something that reflects the NFL brand.  The possibilities?  NFL Indoors, NFL Jr., NFL Lite, NFL Future, or (given the league's obsession with Snoop Dogg) NFL Shizzle In The Hizzle.


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