POSTED 9:19
p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:30 p.m. EDT, July 16, 2007
SURRY COUNTY "INVESTIGATION"
COULD BE WRAPPING UP
The Virginian-Pilot reports
that the Surry County, Virginia investigation regarding apparent dog fighting on
the property owned by Falcons quarterback Mike Vick
could be ending this week.
Doesn't something have to actually
start before it can end?
And to the extent an investigation
ever started, the investigation was by all appearances abandoned once the feds
showed up unexpectedly at the property on June 7 and executed on a search
warrant that reportedly resulted in the recovery of 10 dog carcasses.
Evidence could be presented next
week to a Surry County grand jury. But if prosecutor Gerald Poindexter
applies to the grand jury process the same degree of zeal that he has
demonstrated to date, the end result could be a declaration by the grand jury
that the corrupt kennel was in reality a petting zoo.
The status of the federal
investigation is unknown. Authorities returned to the property and
executed a second warrant earlier this month, but the investigators have
otherwise been tight-lipped about their efforts.
PFT IS POP UP FREE
As you might have noticed over the
past few weeks, we no longer use those ads that take over the site and require
the reader to click a separate button to continue to our content. Though
these ads were lucrative, we decided that we did not want to disrupt any longer
the overall PFT experience -- even though the ads only appeared once per day per
IP address.
In the place of these full-screen
pitches are in-text search boxes that appear only upon scrolling over any of the
words that are highlighted in green, with two lines beneath them. And the
search boxes actually are useful, since they present the reader with an option
to instantly obtain more information regarding topics relating to the words that
are highlighted.
Scrolling over "San Francisco
49ers," for example, allowed us to access a Windows Live Search result with link
after link relating to the San Francisco 49ers.
So it's not really an ad -- it's
more like a tool to help enhance your visit to PFT. And we hope that
you'll use it, a lot.
NO. 11 IS UP
We're now only one spot away from
cracking the Top 10 in our list of the best 25 NFL players of the past 25 years.
And as to folks who complained
about our placement of Marvin Harrison at No. 11 because, as several readers
argued, Harrison is "too soft," any of us should wish to be as "soft" as
Harrison, who weighs a mere 175 pounds, supposedly is.
Mike Mayock of NFLN has been hired
to work as the
analyst for the Vikings' preseason games.
Madden 08 players who
achieve certain goals will be able to
purchase actual rings. (They can wear them in the spot where a wedding
ring . . . will . . . never . . . go.)
Multiple league sources tell us
that the San Francisco 49ers have struck a deal with first-round tackle Joe
Staley, the 28th overall selection in the 2007 draft.
Though we don't yet have the
numbers, we're told that the deal represents an 8.2 percent increase over the
package given to the 28th overall pick in the 2006 draft, Jags tight end
Marcedes Lewis.
Stay tuned for more.
POSTED 2:35
p.m. EDT, July 16, 2007
REDDING GETS PAID LIKE A GUARD
Adam Schefter of NFL Network
reports that the Detroit Lions have signed defensive tackle Cory Redding to a
seven-year, $49 million contract, including more than $16 million in guaranteed
money. The contract will pay out more than $20 million over the first
three years of the deal.
The seven year, $49 million
maximum total is identical to the top value of deals given over the past 15
months to offensive linemen like Steve Hutchinson, Leonard Davis, Eric
Steinbach, and the guy who signed with the Bills. You know, the guy who
was so well known that we currently can't remember his name without looking it
up? (We looked it up -- he's Derrick Dockery.)
The Lions had applied the
franchise tag to Redding, and Monday at 4:00 p.m. EDT is the deadline for
working out a long-term deal.
No offense to Redding, whose name
is actually more recognizable than that of the guy who signed with the Bills,
but that's a lot of money for a guy who has a total of zero Pro Bowls on his
resume. And, in our view, the $16 million in guaranteed money and $7
million annual average will serve only to fan the flames that are likely raging
now in the wake of the $72 million signed last week by Colts defensive end
Dwight Freeney.
Though there are some reports
suggesting that the Patriots and cornerback Asante Samuel might work out a
long-term deal before 4:00 p.m. EDT on Monday, there is no reason to believe
that the Bears will work out a multi-year contract with linebacker Lance Briggs.
Both players have been limited by
the franchise tag, and neither player will be permitted to sign a long-term deal
with their current teams if such a contract isn't finished by 4:00 p.m. EDT on
Monday.
Thus, Briggs' only option will be
to sign, at some point the one-year franchise tender, which for linebackers
carries a salary of $7.2 million. The amount becomes guaranteed as soon as
the player signs the tender offer.
Until the tender is signed, the
team has the right to rescind it. Doing so would make Briggs an
unrestricted free agent, with no compensation of any kind flowing to the Bears
if/when he signs elsewhere. Since the Bears turned down a trade offer from
the Redskins in order to continue to hold the rights to Briggs, who plays
weakside linebacker in Chicago's Tampa Two defense, it's highly unlikely that
the Bears would let him walk away for nothing.
Briggs can wait until Week 10 of
the regular season to sign the franchise tender. If he chooses to do so,
however, he'll give up ten game checks at roughly $423,000 each. If he
shows up after Week 10, the Bears would be able to franchise him again in 2008
at the same $7.2 million figure. If he arrives before Week 10, the cost of
the franchise tag in 2008 would be $8.64 million.
HELLO, LOUISVILLE
Though we've got some misgivings
about doing live radio in the town that houses one of the chiefs rivals of the
West Virginia Mountaineers, we've reluctantly agreed to do a Tuesday morning
spot with former Cardinals and NFL quarterback Dave Ragone on 1570 The Zone in
Louisville, a Sporting News Radio affiliate station.
On Tuesday morning at 8:05 a.m.
EDT, we'll chew the fat with Ragone and co-host Scott Clark.
On Tuesday night at 10:25 p.m.
EDT, we'll make our weekly visit with Todd Wright of Sporting News Radio.
The full list of our weekly radio spots is right here.
Chambers passed the test after
being arrested and taken to the police station.
The report does not indicate the
concentration of alcohol found in Chambers' blood. Technically, his BAC
could be as high as 0.079 percent, since 0.080 percent is the legal limit.
In some states, however, drivers
can be prosecuted (and convicted) without "failing" the breath test.
Obviously, however, it's slightly more difficult to show that the driver was
impaired without a BAC reading of 0.08 or higher.
For our Turd Watch scoring
purposes, the passing of the breathalyzer test doesn't change the fact that
Chambers was arrested on multiple charges, which (once we get a chance to tally
the points) will put the Fins in the lead, again.
POSTED 7:47
p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 8:39 a.m. EDT, July 16, 2007
NINERS COULD BE SECOND TEAM TO
SIGN A FIRST-ROUNDER
There's talk in league circles
that the San Francisco 49ers are closing in on a deal with offensive tackle Joe
Staley, the 28th overall pick in the 2007 draft.
Only one first-round selection has
signed a contract (tight end Greg Olsen of the Bears, at No. 31), even though
training camps begin to open next week.
But we expect the pace to pick up
quickly, as it does every year. Thus, we'll be tracking the signings in
round one and comparing the deals to the contracts signed at the same spot in
2006.
MIXED SIGNALS FROM SAMUEL CAMP
We've heard that the Patriots and
franchise-tagged cornerback Asante Samuel aren't close to reaching a long-term
deal. The only thing that we know with certainty is that we'll all get a
clear answer by 4:00 p.m. EDT on Monday, since it's the deadline for any
franchise player to sign a multi-year contract. After 4:00 p.m. EDT on
Monday, the player and the team can get together on a one-year arrangement only.
Regardless of what happens, there
are mixed signals coming from the Samuel camp.
On Saturday, the Patriot-Ledger
indicated that a deal was close, based on quotes from Glenn Toby, who holds
himself out to be one of Samuel's agents despite not being certified by the
NFLPA.
As as to any supposed
"indications" that the two sides were on the verge of a deal, Shavers said,
"I
haven't said anything remotely close to that. You got it from the horse.
The horse can’t speak no louder." (So, technically, the horse can
speak louder?)
We tend to put more stock in what
Shavers says, since he's the one who is permitted to talk directly to the team
on Samuel's behalf. Also, the fact that Toby apparently handles marketing
opportunities only for Samuel suggests to us that Toby would like to allow
Samuel to avoid any public blame for the failure of a deal to get accomplished.
But overstating the chances of
getting a deal done would be an effective P.R. strategy only if everyone on the
representation team is saying so. In this case, the quotes from Toby and
Shavers suggest that the right hand doesn't know where in the hell the left hand
is.
VAN PELT GETS IN ON THE FUN
We haven't been troubled as much
lately by the whole "Who's Now" thing on ESPN's SportsCenter, primarily
because we think we've grown dry-ice-and-Novacaine numb to it.
(An article in Newsweek
says that "[e]verything about the segment is so artificial, from concept to
execution, that
watching it is like chewing Styrofoam.")
But the thing manages to bring a
smile to our face every time we hear an anchor mention the upcoming results of
the "Who's Now" vote by saying "Who moves on? Who moves out?", or some
variation thereof.
Previously, we'd heard it only
from Steve Levy. On Monday, Scott Van Pelt got in on the act.
Though we prefer to underestimate
the reach of this site within the sports journalism and broadcasting industry,
we're going to assume for these purposes that Van Pelt and Levy know the
internal significance of the phrase, even if in reality
they don't.
POSTED 10:55
p.m. EDT, July 15, 2007
SAMUEL, PATS NOT CLOSE
A league source tells us that,
despite a Saturday report suggesting that the New England Patriots are making
progress toward a long-term deal with franchise-tagged cornerback Asante Samuel,
the two sides are not close on a multi-year contract, and no talks are
occurring.
Per the source, the Patriots made
Samuel a bottom-line offer "months" ago, and there has been no substantive
dialogue since then.
The source also said that the
Patriots currently plan to use the franchise tag again on Samuel in 2008.
Stay tuned. The deadline for
finalizing a long-term contract is 4:00 p.m. EDT on Monday.
In a surprise move, the four-game
suspension imposed on Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen
has been
chopped in half. Allen will now miss only the first two games of the
season.
Frankly, we're confused by this
development. Suspensions under the substance-abuse police begin at four
games, minimum. However, the reduction could be due to the fact that
discipline for DUI charges is now meted out pursuant to the personal conduct
policy.
The timeline fits this theory.
Allen's suspension was announced on April 27, after the personal conduct policy
was revised to bring criminal offenses related to substances of abuse within its
scope.
Thus, the rest of the story here
apparently is that Allen appealed the four-game suspension handed down under the
personal conduct policy, and the guy who issued the suspension -- Roger Goodell
-- opted to cut the suspension on appeal by 50 percent.
Alternatively, perhaps the
suspension was for two games, with an opportunity to reduce it to two games if
Allen stays out of trouble through the first half of July. But if that's
the case, Allen's quotes suggest that he wasn't aware of the potential
reduction.
If it's true that the suspension
was reduced on appeal, there are two items worth pointing out. First, it's
not as useless as we previously believed to appeal suspensions under the
personal conduct policy, even though a reduction is an implicit admission of
wishy-washiness on the part of the Commissioner's office, since the same person
makes the decision at both levels.
Second, the league's decision to
reduce a suspension for a white player opens the door wide open for criticism of
suspensions imposed on black players, if those suspensions also aren't reduced.
Really, why should Allen get only
two games for not one but two DUI charges? Despite his various warts,
Pacman Jones has never been charged with climbing behind the wheel of a car
while under the influence of alcohol or any other substance.
Look, we're not saying that any
type of racial bias is at play here. But absent a full explanation from
the league as to how and why this happened, we suspect that more than a few
folks will be pointing out the obvious superficial differences between Allen and
other players who have been suspended of late.
NO. 12 IS UP
We've posted the guy who is, in
our opinion, the twelfth best player of the past 25 years.
Some might be surprised by the
selection. After reading our case for his spot at No. 12, some might
believe he should be even higher.
Eventually, he will be.
Eventually, he might be No. 1.
POSTED 11:46
a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 12:34 p.m. EDT, July 14, 2007
LIONS CLOSE TO DEAL WITH
REDDING
With the deadline for signing
franchise players to long-term deals a day away, the Lions reportedly are
close to working out a multi-year contract with defensive tackle Cory
Redding.
According to Mike O'Hara of the
Detroit News, negotiations between the team and Redding are continuing, and
there is optimism that a deal can be worked out before 4:00 p.m. on Monday, July
16.
When the Lions used the franchise
tag on Redding, they were required to tender to him a one-year deal worth $6.77
million. By rule, the amount becomes fully guaranteed when the player
signed the franchise tender.
Other franchise players who have
not signed their one-year tenders are Patriots cornerback Asante Samuel and
Bears linebacker Lance Briggs.
SCOUT DISSES OUR PLACEMENT OF
DEION AT NO. 13
We've put cornerback Deion Sanders
at No. 13 on our list of the top 25 players of the past
25 years, three spots higher than he landed on the USA Today list
that inspired us to make a ranking of our own.
But we've received a complaint
from an NFL personnel guy regarding our decision. Here's what the source
had to say:
"I can't believe you guys put
Deon Sanders as the No. 13 player of the past 25 years. Do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't
draft Prime Time (in his prime) with one of the top 5 picks in a draft
consisting of players from the 1981 through 2006 NFL drafts? The guy could
take away an entire side of the field.
"He
wasn't 'invisible' in run support. He would tackle when he had to, albeit
only if he had to. If he didn't have to he would only 'get out of the way'
as to assure himself of not getting hurt. Most of his coaches agreed with
this technique because he was so valuable as a player. He was not only
amazing as a returner, but he was also deadly as a third receiver when he wanted
to be and was a hell of a decoy wideout."
SUNDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS
Lenny Walls and Jonathan Wade could push Ron Bartell as the four-game
replacement for to-be-suspended Rams CB Fakhir Brown.
Says Rams coach Scott Linehan
regarding the recent arrest of DT Claude Wroten: "Some of the
particulars are still a little gray with that whole situation. I think
it'll all be worked out before camp starts."
We're continuing to knock them
off, one day at a time, until we get them finished. No. 12 is coming on
Sunday.
POSTED 5:01
p.m. EDT, July 14, 2007
A DOLPHINS DUI
Just as the "days without an
arrest" counter was approaching an uncharacteristic return to double digits, a
member of the Miami Dolphins has allowed us to re-set the meter to "00".
And as an added bonus (hooray?),
he has allowed his team to re-take the Turd Watch lead.
Receiver Chris Chambers was
arrested in North
Carolina on Saturday, and charged with driving while impaired, reckless
driving, and speeding. He was released on $1,750 bond.
The development will likely result
in no internal discipline, given Chambers' overall importance to the team.
If he was a scrub at the bottom of the roster (like former Dolphins defensive
tackle Fred Evans, who was dumped after being arrested last month), Chambers
might be in danger of getting cut. Instead, he's more likely to get the
Joey Porter treatment, who suffered no consequence after being charged with
battery and eventually pleading no contest to the charges.
Saturday's Boston Herald
reports that Pats cornerback Asante Samuel could sign his one-year franchise
tender and report to the team early in training camp. This report implies
that Samuel and the team won't strike a long-term deal before Monday's deadline
for doing so.
"We're a lot closer than we were
before," agent Glenn Toby told the Patriot Ledger. "We're not
adversaries; we're not fighting [the Patriots]. We're fighting to get it
done collectively.
‘"There's been a great deal of
progress," Toby added. "We respect Coach [Bill] Belichick -- he's a
visionary; he's got a great system. We don't want to disrespect the system
by any means. We want to do something that works.
"I think we're going to get
something done because I think this could be an amazing year."
In our view, Toby's words are
nothing short of amazing, given that there previously has been no indication of
any progress being made between the two sides. If anything, the
indications were that a long-term deal would not get accomplished, primarily
because Samuel wants to get the kind of money that he'd only get on the open
market from another team.
Then again, we're not so sure that
Toby is in a position to speak with confidence about the situation. Though
there is evidence on the Intergoogle of a
relationship between Toby and Infinite Sports Management, the firm that
represents Samuel, Toby is not listed by the NFLPA as a registered contract
advisor.
In fact, the only registered NFL
agents at Infinite Sports Management are Alonzo Shavers, Marcus Ross, and Jay
Bianco. Among them, they are listed as having negotiated a total of six
active contracs.
But in a clip from the now-defunct
ESPN offering Quite Frankly that
appears on Toby's MySpace page, Toby is introduced as "a sports agent who
represents more than 25 NFL players."
And in the "Clients" section of
his personal web site, Toby says that "Terra Firma Sports Agency" represents "over
30 NFL Players," including Asante "Samuels." (In his online bio, Toby
says that he represents more than 25 NFL players, including "Assante
Samuels.")
Our goal here isn't to knock Toby.
It's obvious that he is a successful figure in the world of sports and
entertainment. But the fact remains that he is not authorized to negotiate
a football contract on behalf of Samuel. Thus, it makes it hard for us to
put a lot of stock in his characterizations of the progress of any talks, given
that the Patriots are prohibited under the Collective Bargaining Agreement from
talking to Toby or any other person not licensed by the NFLPA to negotiate
contracts about what it will take to get the deal done.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS
The Pats have signed fifth-round
OL Clint Oldenburg to a
four-year deal.
POSTED 7:36
a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 9:21 a.m. EDT, July 13, 2007
SAMUEL SHOWING UP EARLY IN
CAMP?
Citing a source close to Patriots
cornerback Asante Samuel, John Tomase of the Boston Herald reports that
Samuel could end a coming holdout early in training camp, signing his
one-year, $7.79 million tender and reporting for duty.
The thinking is that Samuel would
be able to better showcase his abilities over a full season if he works his way
into top shape through training camp and the preseason.
Tomase also reports that, if
Samuel shows up during camp, he would try to persuade the Pats to agree not to
use the franchise tag on him in 2008. Two years ago, the Seahawks and
Shaun Alexander came to such an agreement. Last year, the Bills and Nate
Clements did the same thing. In the former case, the move resulted in a
long-term deal after the season in question ended; in the latter case, Clements
walked away.
In our view, Samuel might
ultimately sign the tender without a promise that the tag won't be used in 2008
if he fears that the Patriots will remove the franchise tag, making him an
unrestricted free agent at a time when the kind of big-money deal he would get
in March, when some NFL teams spend like drunken Snyders, isn't available.
Another possibility is for Samuel
to sign the tender just before the start of the regular season, since this would
entitle him to the full amount of the $7.79 million, without requiring him to
participate in camp or the preseason. Regardless of whether practicing and
playing with the team will better prepare him for the regular season, doing so
creates more opportunities for the kind of injury that could destroy his
marketability in 2008.
GONZO FINDS WEDDING LOOPHOLE
Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is
getting married on Friday, but without, you know, getting married.
Instead, Gonzalez and his
girlfriend, October Russell, will conduct a "formal
commitment ceremony" on July 20 in California.
"We're not signing any papers,”
Gonzalez recently told the Kansas City Star, "but I wanted the world to
know that I love her and want to spend my life with her. I did it the best
way for me."
Possible translation: "Did
you see how much money Mike Strahan had to pay to his ex-wife? I'm not
playin' that game."
Presiding over the ceremony will
be Vikings fullback Tony Richardson, who played with Gonzalez in Kansas City
through 2005. We don't know whether Richardson has any power vested in him
by the State of California to do so, but another benefit of a non-wedding
wedding is that he doesn't need it.
VANDERJAGT BACK TO CANADA?
A year after he was exiled from
the Colts and less than a year after he was unexpectedly dumped by the Cowboys,
kicker Mike Vanderjagt is finding no takers in the NFL.
So he could be heading to Canada.
A reader who attended Thursday's
game between the Calgary Stampeders and the Toronto Argonauts eyeballed
Vanderjagt on the sidelines with Argonauts G.M. Adam Rita.
The Argonauts recently signed
former NFL kicker Steve Christie to replace injured kicker Noel Prefontaine.
So if there was interest in Vanderjagt, why didn't the Argonauts sign him
instead of Christie?
It could be that Vaderjagt is
still hoping to get a call from an NFL team, and thus doesn't want to commit to
a CFL team for the balance of the 2007 season. At some point, however,
Vanderjagt might have to decide to make the move north if he hopes to continue
his football career at all.
Vanderjagt played for the
Argonauts in 1996 and 1997, winning a Grey Cup with the team each season.
He signed with the Colts in 1998.
Former NFL QB Jim McMahon
recently hit a golf ball 319 yards, which is eight yards more than the 1985
Bears surrendered in both games of the NFC Playoffs.
Though we've been trying to keep
politics off of this page, we're having a hard time understanding how the White
House could legitimately block
an investigation of the cover up that followed the death of Pat Tillman.
Now that Colts defensive end
Dwight Freeney has signed a six-year, $72 million contract with a whopping $30
million signing bonus, what will it mean to other teams with other sack
specialists who regard themselves as equal to or better than Freeney?
The first name to consider in this
regard is Julius Peppers of the Panthers. Signed through 2008, the
achievement of escalators has put him in position to earn base salaries of
$5.535 million in 2007 and $6.5 million in 2008. Not bad, but not what
he'd get on the open market. At what point does Peppers take a stand?
In New York, defensive end Osi
Umenyiora recently dumped the agent who snared for him a huge contract little
more than 18 months ago and hired Tony Agnone, who represents Michael Strahan.
(Amazingly, the ever-probing and relentless New York media has completely
ignored this intriguing development, even though we reported it weeks ago and
even though it can be readily confirmed in the media section of the NFLPA web
site.)
Umenyiora wants more money, and
Strahan wants more money. Strahan recently declared that he's still the
best in the business. If so, then $4 million per year is a slap in the
face in comparison to the average of more than $12 million per year on which
Freeney will feast over the next three. At what point do Strahan or
Umenyiora -- or both -- take a stand?
Then there's Terrell Suggs of the
Ravens. He's scheduled to become a free agent in 2008, and the Ravens
supposedly don't like to use the franchise tag. So he'll either get a $30
million signing bonus of his own from the Ravens, or from someone else, such as
the Redskins. (If Suggs gets that kind of cash from Baltimore, the
reaction of Ray Lewis, who has been lobbying for another $20 million signing
bonus of his own for several years now, could be interesting.) At what
point does Suggs take a stand?
And what about the 2006 NFL
Defensive Player of the Year? In little more than four months, Fins
defensive end Jason Taylor has seen Freeney get paid, and Taylor's own team hand
over $20 million in guaranteed money to a loud-mouthed linebacker whom many
regard as washed up. At what point does Taylor, who's represented by the
same agent who represents Freeney and Suggs, take a stand?
Looking farther down the road,
when will Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman start banging the drum for more
money? He had more sacks than any of the above in 2006, despite missing
four game dues to the one unfortunate drug test out of 20 that didn't turn out
the way he had hoped.
We're not advocating holdouts by
players who are under contract. But, as a practical matter, the money is
getting too big not to expect one or more of these guys to withhold
services in order to cash in.
NO. 14 IS UP
We've actually been pretty good
about posting every day a new player on our list of the best 25 of the past 25
years.
We're cutting it close for Friday,
but at least we got it in before the wire. Here it
is.
Rams cornerback Fakhir Brown has
been suspended for four games by the NFL for violating the league's substance
abuse policy.
He'll be eligible to participate
in training camp and all preseason games. The suspension kicks in on
August 31, and he can return to the roster on October 1.
Brown, a seven-year veteran,
joined the Rams in 2006. He started 14 games for St. Louis last season.
A prosecutor announced on Friday
that Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers
will not face charges arising from an exotic dancer's claim that Rogers
touched her inappropriately last month.
When the story first broke, there
was a suggestion that Rogers was trying to persuade the dancer, through an offer
of cash money, to drop the whole thing. It's apparent, however, that the
decision had nothing to do with a change of heart by the alleged victim.
"I'm very
upset," she said. "They let this go on for over a month. I guess
they gave them a chance to get their story straight. A lot of things don't
add up."
Said the
prosecutor: "We have taken the time to interview witnesses and review the
evidence. In all cases, we must look at the evidence in a fair and
consistent manner. The standard is whether we can prove a case beyond a
reasonable doubt in a court of law. After an extensive investigation we
have determined there is insufficient evidence to file any charges against Mr.
Shaun Rogers."
If the
alleged victim still desires to pursue justice, she can file a civil suit
against Rogers. In such matters, the standard of proof is much lower.
In our
view, this case could be an example of a new hesitation by prosecutors to pursue
sexual assault charges absent smoking-gun proof of guilt, thanks to the
misadventures of Mike Nifong, who handled the Duke lacrosse case.
THE REAL MEDIA WAS
WR-WR-WR-INCORRECT ABOUT SUPPLEMENTAL ROOKIE POOL
Several readers have asked us to
address the conflict between our Thursday night report that the teams who
exercise picks in the supplemental draft will receive additional space in their
rookie salary pools to account for the extra picks and reports from the "real"
media indicating that any team that uses a supplemental pick must find a way to
pay the guy from their current allocation.
Our response to the e-mails we
received on this topic was simple: "We're right and they're wrong."
Tom Pelissero of the Green Bay
Press-Gazette reports that, indeed, the others (including our pal Len
Pasquarelli of ESPN.com) were
mistaken to suggest that no extra rookie allocation would flow to teams
adding more picks via the supplemental pool of players.
As NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told
Pelissero (man, this business attracts a lot of Eye-talians), "The amount is
equal to the formula allotment for the corresponding choice in that league
year's college draft. In the subsequent league year, after formula
allotments have been established for each selection position in the college
draft, the amount of the formula allotment for the selection used in the prior
year's supplemental draft is deducted from the club's rookie allocation."
The rule reflects basic common
sense. Really, why in the hell would anyone think that any other rule
applied? If you use a 2008 pick now, then you receive an extra rookie pool
allocation in order to get the pick signed. Since you also lose the
corresponding 2008 pick, the total allocation is necessarily lower in 2008.
The other rule (i.e., the
incorrect one) would potentially force teams who intend to pick a guy in round
one of the supplemental draft to relinquish the rights to one or more draft
picks in order to get the supplemental first-rounder signed.
With all that said, the team that
uses one or more supplemental picks still must comply with the overall salary
cap; the availability of additional rookie pool space does not result in
additional cap room.
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p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 2:40 p.m. EDT, July 13, 2007
COLTS FINALLY SIGN FREENEY
John Clayton of ESPN.com reports
that the Indianapolis Colts have signed defensive end Dwight Freeney to a
six-year, $72
million contract, which includes a $30 million signing bonus.
The deal makes the Colts the first
team in NFL history with two players who received signing bonuses of $30 million
or more. The other Colt who broke the bank is quarterback Peyton Manning.
"It's great to see the Colts are
paying a guy who stops a quarterback like a quarterback," Freeney said.
But Freeney didn't stop the
quarterback as much in 2006 as he had in previous seasons. Last year,
Freeney notched only 5.5 sacks, a career low.
Clayton reports that Freeney will
be paid $37.72 million over the first three years of the contract, and that the
Colts will create $3.68 million of 2007 salary-cap room, since Freeney
previously counted for $9.43 million against the 2007 cap.
Freeney had been designated
as the team's franchise player, and the Colts had used the "exclusive" version
of the tag, which prevented him from negotiating with other teams. The
deadline for franchise players to sign a multi-year deal is July 16.
Freeney's contract arguably sets the
floor for Panthers defensive end Julius Peppers, the next high-profile lineman
who in due course will be getting a new deal, either from his current team or
from a new team. And don't forget about Ravens defensive end Terrell
Suggs, who is due to become a free agent in March -- and who shares and agent
with Freeney.
The suspension follows domestic
violence arrests in 2004 and 2005. Though, as Williamson notes, the 2004
charges were dismissed, the 2005 charges resulted in a separate arrest in 2006
for violating a
restraining order and violating bond restrictions. (We're currently
trying to determine the specific incident or incidents that triggered the
suspension.)
Brandon reportedly plans to
appeal. Because, however, the union has granted the Commissioner the power
both to make the decision and to review it on appeal, a reversal is unlikely.
Still pending is the question of
whether and to what extent Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter will face discipline
for pleading no contest to battery, which resulted from an altercation in March
between Porter and Bengals tackle Levi Jones. Other players who recently
have pleaded guilty or no contest to criminal charges, and thus who face
discipline under the conduct policy, are Bengals defensive end Frostee Rucker
and Jags tackle Khalif Barnes.
When quarterback Akili Smith, the
third overall pick in the 1999 draft, ended up being a dud for the Cincinnati
Bengals, some league observers speculated that Smith's struggles were not the
result of his capabilities (or lack thereof) but of the overall ineptitude of
the team that drafted him. Indeed, it was suggested at one point that, if
the Eagles had selected Smith at No. 2 and the Bengals had picked Donovan McNabb
at No. 3, Smith would have become a star and McNabb would have been a bust.
Well, if the Bengals are to blame
for Smith's performance, then they gave him a full-body suck tattoo. Eight
years after he was drafted, Smith still is playing poorly. And now he's
doing it in Canada.
On Thursday night, Smith entered
the game between his Calgary Stampeders and the Toronto Argonauts in relief of
another one-time NFL prospect, Henry Burris. Smith threw 10 passes,
completed six, . . . and
was intercepted three times.
Smith was yanked at halftime, and
Burris was re-inserted. The Stampeders nevertheless got stampeded, 48-15.
In our view, Smith's pro career
further illustrates how inexact the NFL draft really is. No one knows how
a player who excelled in college or who has impressive measurable physical
attributes will perform when thrust into the pro game.
And this isn't an indictment of
the Bengals' shoddy scouting resources (although shoddy they were, and are).
Smith was widely regarded as a blue-chip prospect, and no one complained when
the Bengals took him, passing over guys like Edgerrin James and Torry Holt and
Champ Bailey.
Of the five quarterbacks selected
in round one of the 1999 draft, only one (McNabb) is still a starter in the NFL. Tim Couch, the No. 1 overall pick, is long gone,
as is Cade McNown. Daunte Culpepper still might have something left, if he
can show that his blown-up knee has healed, and if he can find a team that is
willing to give him a shot at winning the starting job in 2008.
JAGS, FINS IN A TURD WATCH TIE
The recent no contest plea entered
by Jacksonville tackle Khalif Barnes on DUI charges gave the Jags one more point
in Turd Watch, pushing them to 42 for the "season."
The additional point also puts
them in a deadlock with the Miami Dolphins for first place in the Turd Watch
standings.
Here are the leaders:
Jaquars 42; Dolphins 42; Titans 31; Buccaneers 30; Steelers 24; Bengals 22;
Broncos 20.
The AFC is crushing the NFC by the
score of 234 to 86. The entire NFC East has zero points, and nine other
NFC teams have six points or less.
JETS ACTIVATE CURTIS MARTIN
by Michael David Smith
Thanks to the Jets Blog for
pointing out that the NFL's official transactions page now lists running back
Curtis Martin as activated from the team's physically unable to perform list.
Much like the Colts' activation of
defensive tackle Corey Simon, which happened on Thursday, it could be the first
step toward officially ending Martin's career with the Jets.
Unlike Simon, of course, Martin
has been a tremendous player for the Jets whose tenure with the team will be
celebrated when his departure becomes official. Martin played eight seasons with
the Jets, which followed three with the Patriots, who drafted him in 1995. With
14,101 career rushing yards, he has a good chance of being inducted into the Pro
Football Hall of Fame.
Martin
re-worked his
contract with the Jets last month, which freed up some salary cap space for
the team. Few people seriously expected him to return in 2007, as he turned 34
in May, had his least productive season in 2005, and missed all of 2006 with a
knee injury.
SMART MOVE CLEARS SPACE FOR
RESPONSIBLE CUSTOMERS
Much has been written and said
over the past week or so regarding the decision of Sprint Nextel to part ways
with roughly 1,200 customers who spent too much time clogging customer service
phone lines. We initially had planned to steer clear of the controversy in
our weekly entry regarding the official telecommunications sponsor of
ProFootballTalk.com, but then we decided to read up on the issue. After
doing so, we came to the conclusion that it was a great business move.
Since we don't expect anyone to
expect that we'd come to any other conclusion, allow us to explain.
Companies like Sprint and Nextel
put certain resources in place for the benefit of all customers. When a
handful of said customers abuse these resources, by for example calling customer
service 40 or 50 times per month (and some as many as
300 times per month), it reduces the ability of Sprint to respond promptly
to folks who call far less frequently.
Sprint spokesperson Roni Singleton
recently saidthat the customers in question often were
calling over and over again about issues that Sprint believed had been
resolved. Also, some of the callers were repeatedly seeking information
about the accounts of other customers, even after being told that the
information can't be disclosed.
"These accounts have been
researched very carefully," Singleton said. "We feel strongly [about] the
decisions we made, we stand by them. These decisions weren't made
lightly."
So, as a result, Sprint has opted
to end the relationships, at no financial cost of any kind to the customers.
They will be permitted to simply walk away. As we see it, if the people in
question were so dissatisfied with their wireless experience that they felt
compelled to call 40 to 50 times per month, they should be happy about the
development.
And the rest of the Sprint
customers -- you know, the ones who don't tie up the customer service lines --
should be happy, too. The move means that, when we have to call customer
service with a legitimate question or concern, it will be easier to get through
because one or more of those 1,200 former customers won't be chewing on the ear
of the employee who would otherwise be talking to us.
So keep that in mind when you're
selecting a wireless service provider. If you choose someone other than
Sprint, your ability to get through to customer service might be delayed because
the employees are dealing with customers who for whatever reason see fit to call
in on average more than once per day.
POSTED 8:49
a.m. EDT, July 13, 2007
BRIAN URLACHER ORDERED TO
PARENTING CLASSES by
Michael David Smith
Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher
has such a bad memory that he's capable of forgetting something as seemingly
memorable as whether or not he sent a series of profane text messages to the
mother of his two-year-old son.
Now a judge in Will County,
Illinois, is hoping that parenting classes can remind Urlacher that referring to
your son as a "pussy" isn't the best way of earning a Father of the Year award
to put on your mantel next to the Defensive Player of the Year trophy. The judge
has ordered Urlacher and ex-girlfriend Tyna Robertson to
attend a
three-hour parenting class by Sept. 10
The Chicago Sun-Times
reports that Urlacher will likely learn not to ask his son questions like, "Was
mom's boyfriend there?" and "Who do you love more? 'Mommy' or 'Daddy'?"
The boy lives in Joliet with
Robertson and visits Urlacher at his home in Lake Forest. Both parents have
accused the other of violating court orders about who gets to spend time with
the son, where, and when.
"I'm glad she ordered parenting
classes because Brian needs it," said Robertson, who currently faces a lawsuit
in which "Lord of the Dance" Michael Flatley claims extortion, fraud, and
defamation. "Based on his actions, he's not a good role model, and I pray that
he changes."
POLICE STILL WAITING ON PACMAN
by Michael David Smith
Titans cornerback Pacman Jones
still hasn't talked to Georgia police who want to question him about an
incident at a strip club on June 18 that led to a shooting nearby, Paul Kuharsky
of the Tennessean is reporting.
"Adam Pacman Jones has not
talked to DeKalb County Officers," Keisha R. Williams, deputy director of the
communications office of the DeKalb County police, wrote in an e-mail to the
paper on Wednesday. "He has refused to meet with us. And yes we are still trying
to talk to Jones."
Jones is not a suspect in the
shooting but might have information that would assist in the investigation,
police have said.
Jones' attorney, Manny Arora,
says Jones is willing to talk, but not to travel to DeKalb County to do so. Per Kuharsky, Arora says he told the DeKalb police they could come to Nashville to
meet with Pacman, or they could talk to him when he is at his other home, in the
Atlanta area. The police declined that offer, Arora said, and that means the
issue is over, as far as Arora is concerned.
"It's highly inappropriate for
the police to be commenting on whether somebody talks to them or not," Arora
told the Tennessean. "All they are doing is fanning the flames in the
press. This has more to do with publicly embarrassing him than talking to him
for the investigation."
And we all know Pacman is
perfectly capable of publicly embarrassing himself without any help.
FRIDAY MORNING ONE LINERS by Michael David
Smith
Does Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell
really deserve to make so much more
money on his rookie contract than top NBA draft pick Greg Oden?
The Dolphins will
start training camp practices earlier in the morning than they have in the
past. (Maybe that means they won't stay out as late at night, and some other
team can take a lead in the
PFT Turd Watch.)
NFL Network is
making gains in Kansas City, but still doesn't reach subscribers of the
area's biggest cable outlet.
The Manning Passing Academy is
underway in Louisiana. (Eli demonstrates what young quarterbacks look like before proper instruction,
and then Peyton shows the right way to do it.)
BETTIS THINKS COWHER WILL
COACH GIANTS IN '08
by Michael David Smith
Last year, former Steelers running
back turned NBC commentator Jerome Bettis created a stir when he said his old
coach, Bill Cowher, would leave the Steelers at the end of the 2007 season. Cowher said he was "very
disappointed" by what Bettis said.
Bettis's report turned out to be
true.
So Bettis has a little more
credibility than most other players-turned-broadcasters when it comes to
offering such predictions. And in an appearance on NFL Network's Total Access,
Bettis offered another prediction: Cowher will coach the Giants in 2008.
"I really think he'll be coaching
next year, and I think he'll be coaching in New York," Bettis said. "That's my
take on it and just thinking about the type of team he fits in good with, the
Giants are definitely one."
There's a widespread perception
that Giants coach Tom Coughlin is heading into his last season with the team and
that the Giants' front office wants a coach with proven credentials to replace
him. Cowher would be the most obvious choice.
POSTSCRIPT: One possible
complicating factor in all this is the relationship between the Rooney family,
which owns the Steelers, and the Mara family, which owns the Giants. The
families have been friends for almost as long as the NFL has existed, and
Tim Rooney’s
daughter Kathleen (Dan's niece) is married to Wellington Mara's son Chris
(John's brother). Thus, the Maras likely wouldn't touch Cowher without
approval from the Rooneys.
POSTED 7:03
a.m. EDT, July 13, 2007
COLTS ACTIVATE SIMON
The Indianapolis Colts have
shifted defensive tackle Corey Simon from the physically unable to perform list
to the roster of active players, according to the Indianapolis Star.
"This is the first I've heard of
it," Simon said. "It's news to me."
The reason for the move is
unclear. But, as Phil Richards of the Star suggests, it could be
the first step toward terminating Simon's contract.
Simon was placed on the
non-football injury/illness list last season following knee surgery, a
controversial move that prompted a grievance from the player, since the move cut
off his wages.
The Colts handed Simon a big-money
deal in 2005 after the Eagles removed the franchise tag from him late in the
offseason. He has received more than $14 million despite playing in only
13 regular-season games.
POSTED 9:56
p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:22 p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
DARIUS DEAL HAS LOW RISK FOR
RAIDERS
A league source tells us that the
contract given by the Raiders to safety Donovin Darius includes a signing bonus
of (drum roll, please) nothing. Zero dollars, zero cents.
But the deal contains $600,000 in
guaranteed base salary for 2007, which means that Darius has some protection
against getting cut -- and the team has some protection in the event that it
needs to cut him, since a decision that Darius no longer has it means that the
team will have spent (wasted) only $600,000.
Also, the absence of a signing
bonus means that there will be no cap consequences in 2008 or 2009 if the team
decides to move on. (Sorry, but we're not in the mood tonight.)
In all, the deal has base salaries
of $1.6 million in 2007, $2.5 million in 2008, and $3 million in 2009. And
the fact that the 2007 and 2008 compensation is entirely in the form of base
salary means that the team can squat on Darius until the eve of the regular
season, and drop him with no consequence.
The better approach for Darius
would have been for $1 million of the base salaries in 2008 and 2009 to have
been pushed into roster bonuses, due on the first day of each league year.
This would have forced the Raiders to make a quick decision each year as to his
status. And if the decision would be to move on (still not in the mood),
Darius would have had plenty of time to land elsewhere.
Then again, the deal Darius signed
simply might be the best one he could get, and that the Raiders refused to move
any of the base salaries in 2008 or 2009 into roster bonuses. It's not as
if any other team was beating down the door to sign him.
RAVENS, CHARGERS WILL GET EXTRA
ROOKIE POOL ROOM
Several readers have asked us to
explain the procedure for getting players selected in the supplemental draft
under contract.
Although the Ravens and Chargers
will lose a fifth-round and fourth-round pick in 2008, respectively, for their
selections of tackle Jared Gaither and Paul Oliver, respectively, the players
will be paid out of 2007 cap dollars, and the rookie pool maximums for both
teams will be adjusted to reflect the addition of these players.
And, as one league source
explained it to us, the process of adjusting the Ravens' and Chargers' rookie
pools will give agents a rare glimpse into the manner in which the NFL
management council values individual picks. Usually, the rookie pool
numbers are handed out in a lump sum, with no per-pick allocation.
Okay, everyone can wake up now.
NO. 15 IS UP
Another day, another guy
identified on our list of the 25 best players of the past 25 years. No. 15
is now up.
NFLN and Comcast have
worked out a deal to show regular-season games, but apparently on terms far
less favorable than the league wanted. [Editor's note: This is a link to an old story that somehow ended up back in circulation.]
With camps opening in two weeks,
only one first-round pick has signed a contract with his team.
On July 3, the Bears reached an
accord with tight end Greg Olsen, the 31st overall pick. Since then,
nothing. Not a peep.
The problem, we're told, is that
teams and agents alike are afraid to take the plunge, for fear of doing what
turns out in hindsight to be a bad deal.
"It's like a junior-high dance,"
said one league insider. "The boys and the girls and standing on opposite
sides of the room and staring at each other."
Even though the teams and agents
can look to the contract given in the same slot last year and go from there, the
spots in front of and behind each pick are of primary concern.
For example, if an agent does a
deal for the No. 15 pick and then the agent for the No. 16 pick gets a better
deal, the agent for the No. 15 pick looks bad. Indeed, Redskins safety
Sean Taylor, the No. 5 overall pick in 2004, fired his agents because he
believed (as legend has it) that "U" teammate Kellen Winslow got a better
contract at No. 6.
With all that said, things will
get rolling soon. We think.
POSTED 2:46
p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
PACKERS EYEBALLING L.J.
A couple of weeks ago, former
Packers linebacker George Koonce hinted on his way out of a front office job
with the team that the Pack could be making a significant acquisition on
offense.
The player in question could be
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson.
WTMJ in Milwaukee reports that the
Packers are "keeping
a very close eye" on Johnson's situation. With one year remaining on
his Kansas City contract, at a salary of $1.7 million, Johnson has made it clear
that he wants a new contract before he endures another 400-carry season.
The Chiefs discreetly dangled their Johnson (we couldn't resist) prior to the
draft, but found no takers.
The problem is that anyone who
wants L.J. will have to satisfy his contractual demands, and bow to the trade
expectations of G.M. Carl Peterson. We think that, at a minimum, it'll
take $25 million in guaranteed money to make Johnson happy, and a first-round
pick and a third-round pick to get the Chiefs to bite.
If Johnson was worth that kind of
a total investment, the Chiefs would be making it.
The reality here is that Johnson
already has a lot of miles on the tires, and that it's still unclear whether
Johnson is a truly great running back. Also, the fact that he carries the
ball a lot puts him at greater risk of the kind of injury that would make
the investment in his services look foolish in hindsight.
Absent a trade, there could be a
nasty and protracted holdout. Johnson and Peterson have heads of solid
rock, and we could envision both sides digging in, even if it's in no one's best
interests to do so.
POSTED 2:30
p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
POLLACK OUT FOR 2007
Despite optimism from several
months ago that Bengals linebacker David Pollack might be able to return to the
NFL after undergoing surgery to repair a broken neck, coach Marvin Lewis has
acknowledged that
Pollack won't play in 2007.
It's possible that Pollack will
return in 2008.
Pollac's teammate in Cincinnati
and Georgia, linebacker Odell Thurman, is still waiting to hear from the league
about his application for reinstatement following a one-year suspension for
multiple violations of the league's substance abuse policy. Prior reports
indicated that a decision could come by Wednesday; a ruling isn't expected until
next week at the earliest, according to Geoff Hobson of Bengals.com.
POSTED 1:59
p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
RAVENS GATHER GAITHER
A league source tell us that the
Baltimore Ravens have selected former Maryland tackle Jared Gaither in round
five of the supplemental draft.
No other players are expected to
be selected.
POSTED 1:47
p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
CHARGERS TAKE OLIVER
A league source tells us that the
San Diego Chargers have selected cornerback Paul Oliver in round four of the
supplemental draft.
Barnes also must pay a $650 fine,
perform 50 hours of community service, and participate in a drunken driving
class and victim impact panel. A prosecutor told the Times-Union
that this is a standard penalty for a first offense DUI.
The team's starting left tackle
also wrote a letter of apology to the arresting officer, whom Barnes had called
a "KKK Devil" during the arrest. Barnes likewise referred to Jacksonville
as a "hick town."
"The stress of the
situation led me to say things which I do not believe," Barnes wrote. "I
want you to know that was out of character for me."
POSTED 1:34
p.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
NO PICKS THROUGH FIRST THREE
ROUNDS
A league source tells us that,
through three rounds of the supplemental draft, no players have been picked.
The process began at 1:00 p.m.
EDT. Teams send in an e-mail each round indicating whether they intend to
use a pick or pass. Priority was determined via a weighted lottery.
Stay tuned for more updates.
POSTED 10:56
a.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
GAITHER GOING IN ROUND FIVE?
A league source with knowledge of
the evaluation of Maryland tackle Jared Gaither believes that Gaither will be
selected in the fifth round.
The source says that, if Gaither
were in the April draft pool, he possibly would be a first-day (i.e.,
round one, two, or three) selection.
The word on Gaither is that he's
immature, and that he doesn't fully appreciate his physical gifts. He lost
his academic eligibility because he hated school. And given that teams
didn't have time to do their due diligence, teams will be less willing to take a
chance on him.
Another source says that Georgia
cornerback Paul Oliver likely will be drafted, but possibly as late as round
seven. The source says that Oliver is believed to be too slow to be an
effective corner and too small to be an effective safety. A couple of
other eligible players are expected to be signed as free agent.
POSTED 10:40
a.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
URLACHER SHOULD HAVE USED THE
CONCUSSION DEFENSE
This is a story that we fully
intended to post on Wednesday, but we didn't get around to it. In such
instances, we'll usually move on (or move out -- man,
that never gets old, just like the "Helloooooo" voice) with the next wave of
news.
The more we think about this one,
however, the more perturbed we get.
On Tuesday, Bear linebacker Brian
Urlacher testified in connection with an ongoing custody battle relating to the
two-year-old son that he fathered with Tyna Robertson, a former exotic dancer
who once claimed that Michael Flatley of "Lord of the Dance" fame had raped her.
In paperwork submitted in response
to the petition, Robertson accused Urlacher of sending her numerous profane and
abusive text messages, including one message in which he said that she is
turning their child into a "pussy."
"I don't remember" is the classic
safe harbor for folks who are under oath. It happens all the time.
People who don't want to tell the truth in situations where the truth might be
adverse to their interests but who know that if they deny doing or saying the
thing that they are accused of doing or saying, they'll be walking right into a
perjury trap.
The problem is that the folks who
offer up this lame-ass excuse when testifying don't realize that the lawyers and
the judges involved in the proceeding have heard the same bogus crap time and
again. And the fact that folks like Urlacher choose to use "I don't
remember" as a crutch make it harder for people who truly don't remember
certain facts or details to be believed by folks who have become jaded by those
who abuse it.
Brian, be a man. If you sent
the messages, say so. In your specific case, "I don't remember" is for,
well, pussies.
POSTED 7:57
a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 8:25 a.m. EDT, July 12, 2007
ELI MANNING SHOWS SIGNS OF A
PULSE
We get annoyed at times with the
histrionics (thanks, ironically, Tiki) of Colts quarterback Peyton Manning when
he's barking out an audible or demonstrating his dismay with the bad outcome of
a play. But we have far greater concerns about the milquetoast demeanor of
Peyton's little brother, Eli, who is the quarterback of one of the two teams in
the media capital of the U.S.
There are signs, however, that Eli
might be changing.
According to the New York Daily
News, Eli has
taken a couple of public shots at former teammate Tiki Barber, who provided
an enormous in-season distraction last year by proclaiming his intention to
leave the team for TiVi.
Asked how things would go without
Barber, Manning said, "I don't think we're concerned. We're excited by the
players that we have who wanted to return for this season, and who wanted to be
a part of the Giants and play."
Though it's not quite catfight
content, it's the kind of thing that will begin to help Manning become the
leader that he hasn't been.
In his defense, however, it's not
as if Eli has had a chance to lead. With loudmouths like Michael Strahan
and Tiki and Jeremy Shockey on the team, Manning really hasn't had the
opportunity to assert himself.
With Tiki gone, Manning can now
step forward. And now that he's popped off about a guy who no longer is
there, his next order of business should be to pull a Moe Howard and clunk
together the heads of Shockey and Burress.
And while the Giants definitely
will miss Barber's production, we think that his departure is a wash, given that
his appetite for attention seemed to compel him to constantly run his mouth,
whether by criticizing the coaching staff after a key loss or
calling out Strahan
for wanting more money than what the team was offering.
BEAMER SAYS VICK'S HEART IS TOO
BIG
Virginia Tech coach Frank Beamer
thinks that the problems currently engulfing former Hokie and current Falcons
quarterback Mike Vick arise from the fact that he cares too much about people.
"The thing I'll say about Michael,
he's a very caring person,
[with a] big heart," Beamer said, "I think he understands he's got to be very
specific about who's around him, who he's involved with. I think he understands
that more than ever.
"I told him, 'If you're around, you're involved,'" Beamer
said. "People don't care about those other people. They're not going to write
about them, but they'll write about you. I think that's just him. He's a very
caring person about people, and he's got a big, big heart.
"I know Michael. If it's a negative, the negative is he
cares too much about people and tries to help too many people around him."
Sure, Frank. Did Vick care so much about his girlfriend
that he (allegedly) gave her herpes? And how can someone care so much
about people but have no regard for his dogs (if, of course, he knew about or
was involved in the kennel from hell that was housed on his property).
Then again, Mike says that he "love[s]
[his] dogs" in this Nike spot from a couple of years ago:
So if Mike loves people as much as
he really loves his dogs, maybe his ex should be glad that all she ever got from
him was an STD.
Look, if Pacman is a target for
Cooter and his pals in Tennessee, it's Pacman's fault for making himself a
target via more than two years of notoriety. And maybe the cops genuinely
think that if Pacman knows they're watching and waiting for him to screw up
again, then maybe Pacman will stay on the right side of the line.
Specifically, attorney Worrick
Robinson told the Nashville Tennessean that the officer who arrested
Jones last month "made claims in the past that he was going to pull over Adam
Jones the first time he got occasion to, that's exactly what he had been
bragging about around other people in Williamson County."
Sheriff Ricky Headley admitted
that Jones wasn't pulled over for having the wrong license plate on his orange
Lamborghini, but that the officer stopped Pacman because the officer had prior
knowledge that Jones didn't have a valid driver's license. Robinson claims
that this isn't enough to justify pulling a car over.
Again, this kind of stuff goes
with the territory that Pacman has marked out for himself. And if Pacman
doesn't like it, he should move out of Tennessee. (Or
move on.)
POSTED 9:13
p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 10:53 p.m. EDT, July 11, 2007
THE MEAN MACHINE BECOMES THE
GUARDS?
Perhaps the most bizarre item
we've seen in . . . in . . . hell, ever comes from the Southern, which is
touted as "Southrn Illinois' Homepage."
In an item regarding a local
controversy over a four-day concert by the group Insane Clown Posse, Captain
Harry Masse of the Illinois State Police District 22 says that security will be
provided at the event by "30
members of the Cincinnati Bengals football organization."
Hoo boy this could get
interesting.
But we can't help but be
skeptical. Extremely skeptical. The event is scheduled for August 9
through 12. However, the Bengals are
scheduled to play a game
at Detroit on August 9, and to practice on August 11 and 12.
NO. 16 IS UP
We're working our way up the list
of the top 25 NFL players of the last 25 years.
The AAFL won't allow players
who don't
have college degrees. (Before anyone directs "attaboys" to the new
league, keep in mind that its chances of setting up a series of pro teams in
college stadiums would have been somewhere between "none" and, well, "none" if
the franchises were providing first-hand enticement for NCAA players who aren't
getting paid.)
As reported widely on Wednesday,
Pacman Jones was pulled over last month for driving an orange Lamborghini with a
mismatched license plate.
One of our astute readers
recognized that this combination of words, which goes together about as
naturally as "Brett Favre" and "disco," had been mentioned once before in
connection with an NFL player.
Specifically, when former 49ers
receiver Antonio Bryant was arrested last year for driving under the influence,
he was driving (you guessed it)
an orange
Lamborghini.