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POSTED 10:04 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:59 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

ANDREWS DONE FOR THE YEAR?

There are plenty of reports, rumors, and speculation emerging from Philly that guard Shawn Andrews is out for the season with an ankle injury.

There are also suggestions that the injury might be career-threatening.

"I don't know what to think right now," Andrews said of the injury.  "Just rehabbing, trying to rest it, stay off of it."

Andrews also called his meeting with a specialist a "tear-jerker."

Unless Andrews actually was saying "I want some beef-jerky," none of this sounds good.


NO. 23 IS UP

We continue our climb up the NFL ladder, one team at a time.

Up today is team No. 23. 

The full list is here.  No. 22 is coming tomorow.


MORE ALL-SEINFELD ENTRIES

Yeah, we're not sick of it yet.  We've got more All-Seinfeld entries.

And more to come.

Keep sending your ideas.


TIGHT END FANTASY RANKINGS ARE UP

The title pretty much speaks for itself.  Here they are.

And quarterbacks.  And running backs.

Coming Thursday -- receivers.


POSTED 9:43 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 9:54 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

VICK OFFER INCLUDES AT LEAST ONE YEAR OF PRISON

The Virginian-Pilot reports that federal prosecutors have offered to Mike Vick a plea deal that will include a recommendation of a sentence of at least one year in prison.

Vick has until 9:00 a.m. EDT on Friday, August 17 to accept the deal, or to face additional charges.

There were reports on Tuesday that Vick's lawyers wanted a deal that would entail less than one year in jail.  Earlier on Wednesday, a report emerged that Vick's legal team is divided on whether he should plead guilty.  Our take on that specific information leak is that the Vick P.R. machine (to the extent that there even is one) realizes that news of such a split is necessary to support the eventual conclusion that Vick didn't do it.

Dave Forster of the Virginian-Pilot explained on MSNBC moments ago that Vick would be required to plead guilty to the pending conspiracy charges, which include conspiracy to maintain an interstate gambling operation and conspiracy to engage in interstate dog fighting.


LEAGUE WON'T PLAY "LET'S MAKE A DEAL"

Though Mike Vick's lawyers had been shooting for a plea deal that would entail less than a year of jail for Vick and a negotiated suspension with the NFL that would allow Vick to return to pro football, Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that Commissioner Roger Goodell "refuses" to engage in such negotiations.

Instead, the league will continue with its own investigation, and will also monitor developments in court.

If Vick pleads guilty to conspiracy charges based on interstate gambling, he could be on the wrong end of a lifetime ban from the NFL.

Then again, the Commish probably doesn't need to go that far.  We simply can't imagine any team hoping to make more money than it spends choosing to give Vick a chance to return to the NFL.  Ever.


PLAYERS CAN'T CLAIM IGNORANCE OF GAMBLING POLICY

A reader who recently toured the Heinz Field locker rooms tells us that both the home team and the visiting team dressing areas display a notice explaining the NFL's gambling policy.

The reader sent us a photo of the notice.  Here it is.

Several readers have asked us why NFL players can go to casinos, where they presumably do things other than beat each other up.  The distinction apparently is that legal casino gambling does not constitute "[a]ssociating with gamblers or with gambling activities in a manner tending to bring discredit to the NFL."

Gambling incident to dog fighting, we suspect, is another story.


POSTED 8:09 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

JETS SIGN REVIS  by Michael David Smith

Rich Cimini of the New York Daily News is reporting that the Jets have finally signed their first-round draft pick, cornerback Darrelle Revis.

The signing of Revis, a speedy cornerback out of Pittsburgh whom the Jets traded up to select with the 14th overall pick, comes after a lengthy contract dispute in which the Jets insisted that they would only agree to a six-year contract, and the Revis camp insisted that they would only agree to a five-year deal. So far there is no word on which side capitulated on the length of the contract, or on any of the financial terms.

Revis missed the first 19 days of training camp as a result of the contract dispute. He also missed the first preseason game and presumably won't be ready for the Jets' second preseason game, Friday night against the Vikings.

Revis probably won't be ready to start at cornerback Week 1, but he's a skilled special teams player and will be expected to contribute immediately in the kicking game.

Cimini reports that the Jets are arranging a news conference at their Hofstra headquarters to make the official announcement.

The signing leaves Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell as the NFL's lone rookie holdout. 


POSTED 4:05 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

BOTH MCDOUGLE BROTHERS OUT FOR SEASON  by Michael David Smith

In a cruel twist of fate, NFL brothers Stockar and Jerome McDougle both sustained season-ending injuries on Monday.

Stockar, a guard and tackle for the Jaguars, suffered a ruptured left Achilles tendon during practice Monday night. The Jaguars confirmed the severity of the injury yesterday.

Stockar was the Lions' first-round pick in 2000, and he played five years in Detroit before spending 2005 in Miami and 2006 in Jacksonville.

Jerome, a defensive end for the Eagles, suffered a right triceps injury during Philadelphia's preseason game Monday night in Baltimore. The Eagles said today that he's expected to miss the season.

Jerome was the Eagles' first-round pick in 2003, and he's had a star-crossed career. He was shot just before training camp started in 2005 and missed the entire 2005 season and the start of the 2006 season as a result. He also missed portions of his rookie year with knee, ankle and hip injuries, and portions of his second year with a knee injury and an irregular heartbeat.


POSTED 3:26 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

PACMAN TO RELEASE HIP-HOP SINGLE  by Michael David Smith

Showing yet again that he just doesn't get it and never will, suspended Titans cornerback Pacman Jones says he will release a hip-hop single about "stones, big money and cars."

Jones provides the financing for a record label called National Street League Records (MySpace page here), and that label announced that he will team with a producer named Spoaty in a duo called "Posterboyz" with their first single "Let it Shine," which will be released Aug. 27. An album is due to be released in 2008, according to a news release.

"Looking from the outside in, I have been the example for many to see the poster child if you will; and from that sentiment the 'Posterboyz' group name was born," Jones said in a statement, according to the Associated Press.

When NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended Jones for the 2007 season, the commish said he would leave open the possibility of reinstating Jones after the Titans' 10th game, if Jones conducted himself in a way that reflected well on himself and the league. Instead, Jones has been giving interviews in which he comes across like an idiot, engaging in lame pro wrestling stunts, and talking about how he didn't really mean it when he said he would go back to school to get his college degree. 

Pacman had better write all his songs about "big money" now. He won't have big money much longer.


POSTED 12:36 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

DEANGELO HALL COULD TESTIFY  by Michael David Smith

PFT Editor Mike Florio has checked in to report that he's hearing from sources with knowledge of the investigation that cornerback DeAngelo Hall could be the Falcons player called to testify if quarterback Michael Vick goes on trial.

We previously noted that CBS 46 in Atlanta is reporting that an unnamed teammate of Vick's, described as "a prominent member of the team," could testify if Vick chooses to face a trial rather than plead guilty.

Vick and Hall grew up in the same area of Virginia, and both attended Virginia Tech. Vick is three years older than Hall, and Hall has described Vick as a role model.

In an interview with the Associated Press shortly after Vick was indicted, Hall said, "Mike became Mike at Virginia Tech. ... Just seeing him in college, seeing him grow and mature as a player, it was a beautiful thing. It’s one of the reasons I decided to go to Tech.”


POSTED 12:06 p.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

BULLOCK PLANNING PRESEASON PAYBACK?  by Michael David Smith

Titans linebacker Keith Bulluck is still hopping mad, eight months later, about the Titans' Week 17 loss to the Patriots.

In that game, New England put in quarterback Vinny Testaverde and had him throw a touchdown pass with 1:45 remaining and the Patriots comfortably ahead. Afterward, Patriots receiver Reche Caldwell celebrated on the field.

As the Titans prepare to play the Patriots Friday night, Mike Reiss of the Boston Globe reports that Bulluck sounds like a man who'd like some payback.

"Just the way they were acting after the game kind of irked me," Bulluck said. "A couple of the guys on the team weren't being too professional. It is only a preseason game, but 87 [Reche Caldwell] needs to keep his head on a swivel, that's all I've got to say."

Bulluck then proceeded to show that he actually had more to say: "He is probably the sixth receiver, so I don't even know if he'll be in when I'm in. If he is, I'll know, trust me."

Of course, if you're really planning to lay a guy out on the field, the worst possible thing to do is inform him of your plans ahead of time. And even if Bulluck is the type of guy who would deliver a cheap shot in a preseason game because he's mad about something that happened the year before, he can't possibly be stupid enough to announce that publicly.  More than an indication that Bulluck will go after Caldwell Friday, this is a demonstration of the way NFL players use perceived slights to motivate themselves.


POSTED 9:20 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 10:17 a.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

FALCONS TEAMMATE TO TESTIFY IN VICK CASE?  by Michael David Smith

Citing unnamed sources, CBS 46 in Atlanta is reporting that if Falcons quarterback Michael Vick stands trial in federal court, one of his teammates could be called to testify.

CBS 46 does not identify the teammate, other than to call him "a prominent member of the team." The report says the Falcons are aware of this angle to the story. It is not clear whether the teammate would be a prosecution or defense witness.

If it's true that another Falcon would be one of the witnesses, the NFL and Falcons owner Arthur Blank must be hoping Vick pleads guilty. Even if the teammate did nothing wrong and would testify truthfully about something he saw Vick do, the last thing they want is more players dragged into this mess.

CBS 46 is also reporting that Vick’s defense team is divided over whether Vick should plead guilty.

According to the report, sources on Tuesday told Gil Tyree of CBS 46 that one part of the defense team wants to reach a deal with prosecutors, while the other wants to go to trial.
 


WEDNESDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

The Giants' pass rush looked a lot better than their run defense in the preseason opener.

Someone played a prank on TE Jeremy Shockey, putting the unwashable purple dye that banks use to mark money in his glove.

RB Tyson Thompson and WR Miles Austin are competing to be the Cowboys' kick returner.

Cowboys FB Oliver Hoyte says he's fully healthy after playing last year through a torn rotator cuff and torn meniscus in his knee.

Andy Reid's overall preseason record in Philadelphia is 12-21.

Australian punter Sav Rocca got drilled in his first NFL preseason game, but he shrugged it off afterward and said, "If that's the best he's got, good luck to him."

LB Rocky McIntosh was already in the Redskins' practice facility Sunday morning, just hours after the team arrived home from a Saturday night preseason game at Tennessee.

Redskins DT Lorenzo Alexander is making a serious push for a roster spot -- but he'll probably want to wear a helmet the next time he makes a tackle.

Bears offensive coordinator Ron Turner says of QB Rex Grossman, "I liken him to a baseball player who has a little bit of a slump."

Devin Hester says having to fight through the physical coverage of Bears CB Charles Tillman is helping him on his transition to wide receiver.

Lions WR Shaun McDonald says offensive coordinator Mike Martz yells at him to make him better.

The Lions put a punter on injured reserve.

Packers coach Mike McCarthy says of QB Brett Favre, "I don't need him to play like a wild stallion anymore."

The Packers have faith in young WR Carlyle Holiday.

Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson threw two interceptions in Tuesday morning's practice.

Vikings LB Jason Glenn announced his retirement.

A lower stomach infection caused Falcons RB Jerious Norwood to sit out Tuesday.

Falcons special teams coordinator Jerry Rosburg said of the preseason opener, "Nobody was happy about the kickoff coverage, least of all me."

Several injured players returned to Panthers practice Tuesday.

Panthers OT Kenyatta Walker says he's buried the hatchet with his new teammates, with whom he feuded when he was a Buc.

QB Matt Baker will play most of the second half in the Saints' exhibition game against the Bengals.

Mike Karney knows that playing fullback in New Orleans makes him a glorified guard.

Bucs coach Jon Gruden says he wants receivers who can make "the freak catch away from your body, the ones  you see on SportsCenter every Sunday night."

Defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin says of the Bucs' safeties, "They just missed too many tackles last year."

Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt says of rookie DT Alan Branch, "I'm very encouraged."

Rookie OT Levi Brown got more work in individual pass-rush drills Tuesday than any other lineman.

Rams coach Scott Linehan says of CB Ron Bartell's performance in the preseason opener, "It wasn't awful."

Rookie DT Adam Carriker says of the first preseason game, "To be honest with you, after the first series, I was like, 'This ain't really any different than practice'."

Coach Mike Nolan wants more discipline from the 49ers' defensive line.

WR Brandon Williams had nine touches in the preseason opener because the 49ers' coaching staff wants to see him in a variety of roles.

Seahawks DEs Darryl Tapp and Patrick Kerney joined assistant head coach Jim Mora for an off-season workout on Cougar Mountain.

Coach Mike Holmgren lost his temper on several occasions Tuesday.


POSTED 7:53 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 8:27 a.m. EDT, August 15, 2007

PETRINO'S PRIVATE NUMBER WAS FOUND AT VICK'S VIRGINIA HOUSE

A source with knowledge of the Mike Vick investigation has shared with us some previously unknown details about the situation.

Here's the kicker, in our view.  The feds' initial search of Mike Vick's house in Virginia turned up Falcons coach Bobby Petrino's private phone number.  The implication is obvious -- Vick goes to the property, and had been there this year, because Petrino was hired in January 2007.

Compare that nugget to Vick's only comments on the matter:  "I never go there."

Also, the second federal search of the Vick property in Surry County was aimed at confirming the reliability and credibility of the informants.  The dog carcasses found on the second dig meshed with information given regarding the means of death; thus, an indictment was obtained 10 days later.


SO WHO BOUGHT VICK'S HOUSE?

Once of the details that has gotten lost in the shuffle during the past month or so since Mike Vick was indicted on federal conspiracy charges is the sale of his property in Surry County, Virginia, which apparently was never consummated.

A local business owner said that "heads will turn" when the identity of the new owner is revealed.

It has never happened.

So who was it?

We've picked up some information in this regard, but aren't quite ready to reveal the name.  We might ultimately have to hand it over to someone from the "real" media who is in a position to confirm it.

But, yeah, heads will turn if what we're hearing ends up being true.


ARE THERE FOLKS AT ESPN WHO FEAR THE "G" WORD?

As we continue to monitor ESPN's handling of the Mike Vick prosecution, we continue to see entire segments devoted to the case that mention not once the fact that the more serious charge that Vick presently faces is the claim that he conspired to maintain an interstate gambling operation.

Just now on Man-Girl & Meatball in the Morning (also known as "Mike and Mike"), Mike Greenberg and Michael Smith (who should replace one of the two Mikes permanently, in our view) talked at length with Roger Cossack about the possibility of a plea deal.

The word "gambling" wasn't uttered once.

At one point, one of the Mikes asked Cossack what Vick would be pleading guilty to if he does a deal.  In his response, Cossack seemed to be deliberately avoiding the fact that conspiracy to maintain an interstate gambling enterprise is one of the three statutes that Vick allegedly conspired to violate -- and thus one of only three things to which we could plead guilty.

Also, there was no mention of the fact that Vick's biggest risk in refusing to accept a plea is that a new indictment will charge him with the underlying crime of interstate gambling, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years.  Because dog fighting was a mere misdemeanor at the time all of this went down, those charges have a maximum sentence of only one year behind bars.

And, amazingly, a detailed graphic shown during the Cossack interview that attempted to summarize the charges did not contain the word "gambling."

With that said, we're told that there have been some references to the gambling angle on ESPN.  For example, Chris Berman talked about the gambling aspect of the situation on Monday Night Countdown this week. 

Still, we're getting the distinct impression that there are producers and on-air talent in Bristol who have decided that it's not in their best interests to mention the "G" word in this case.

But now that the Commissioner has acknowledged the league's concern about the gambling aspect (which we continue to hear is far more important to the federal government than the dog-fighting component), why does any portion of the "real" media feel compelled not to mention the gambling?

We can think of two possible reasons.  First, the gambling side of it isn't as sexy as the dog fighting.  But even if that's the case, wouldn't the gambling at least be mentioned?

Second, the powers-that-be at ESPN know that a certain segment of the audience that drives the rating points (and thus the advertising dollars and cable subscriber fees) is watching in order to obtain information that will assist their own gambling activities.  So if the folks on the air are talking about how easy it is for anyone to establish an illegal interstate gambling operation based on any type of gambling (including betting on the sports that ESPN covers), some of the members of the audience who are currently participating in illegal interstate gambling operations might get scared straight.

And then have no further reason to watch ESPN.

Cynical?  Yes.  Realistic?  You decide.

Before folks start filling up our in box with e-mails reminding us that ESPN has been covering the Tim Donaghy case, keep in mind that there's no way to cover that story without talking about the gambling.  Also, the moral of the Donaghy story is that refs shouldn't bet on the sports that they cover; there's a subtle implication in that message that it's okay for all of the non-refs out there to put money down on the sports that they follow.

Regardless of the reason, this is one of the strangest journalistic phenomena we have ever seen.  And if the gambling angle hasn't been overlooked by plenty of folks at ESPN for a specific reason, then the only explanation is that Emmitt Smith isn't the only complete ignoramus on the payroll.


POSTED 11:11 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:34 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

SIMMS, BUCS IN SALARY STARE DOWN?

Our friends at PewterReport.com report that Tampa Bay quarterback Chris Simms is prepared to sit out the 2007 season if the Buccaneers chose to cut him.

"I'll do whatever I have to do," Simms said.  "If I have to sit out a year, I'm totally prepared for it.  I really am.  I have a long, long career in front of me."

Though Simms' words might be the result of indications he has received from the coaching staff and/or the front office, we think there's a chance that the Bucs will decide in the end to place Simms on injured reserve.  Simms is an extremely sympathetic figure in Tampa, and the notion that the team would sever ties with a guy who gave his spleen (and nearly more) for the cause might not be well received by the fan base.

Just last week, the Bucs placed fullback Mike Alstott on injured reserve, despite indications that he was being pushed to retire.  At the end of the day, ownership opted to give Alstott a one-year scholarship in exchange for years of loyal service.  Though Simms doesn't have the same tenure as the A-Train, Simms' circumstances might justify giving him a paid year to get himself right.

Actually, Simms' stated intention to sit out the year could be a shot across the front office's bow.  If Simms is released while still injured, he could argue that the team should be required to pay him his entire 2007 base salary, and his desire to take the entire year off means that the Bucs' liability wouldn't be cut short when he signs with a new franchise.

Though management has rejected the notion that Simms' current struggles arise from his splenectomy, Simms makes fairly clear his belief that his current problems trace back to that fateful Sunday in September 2006.

"As far as the injury that I had, there's only been one player in the history of NFL who has had it," Simms said.  "I don't know who it was.  It was somebody in the 1970s and that's the only one I ever heard of – and he wasn't a quarterback.  That's a whole different game in itself.  To be a good thrower, you have to use your whole torso."

The fact that Simms passed a pre-training camp physical could make it difficult for Simms to claim that he was cut while injured, but that would put the team in the awkward position of having to argue that Simms' nosedive in 2007 wasn't the result of a health condition, but because he suddenly sucks.

Bottom line -- with $2 million in base salary at issue, we have a feeling that there's more to this issue than meets the eye.


THE NEW JOEY SUNSHINE?

We've pointed out from time to time errors made by Pat Kirwan, a former front-office employee who can't and won't get another job with an NFL team until his good pal Pete Carroll returns to the level of the sport where both the starters and the backups are paid.

But Kirwan has now taken his performance to Thiesmannesque levels by proclaiming that Lions quarterback Jon Kitna will throw for 5,000 yards in 2007.

Putting that in perspective, Kitna would be only the second guy in NFL history to throw for more than 5,000 yards in one season.  Dan Marino, in 1984, notched 5,084 yards.

"After watching their three- and four-wideout packages with Roy Williams, Calvin Johnson, Mike Furrey and Shaun McDonald," Kirwan said, "the one thing that looked clear to me is Kitna is on his way to a 5,000-yard season."

We've got nothing personal against Kirwan.  He seems to know when to throw out certain NFL buzzwords that give him credibility with players and coaches, and he presumably gets paid fairly well to talk and write about football.  But attention to detail, in our opinion, isn't one of his strong suits, and his decision to throw out a level that only one guy has ever reached rivals even the most shiny of all Joey Sunshine statements.


POSTED 10:55 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

VICK'S LAWYERS INCLUDING LEAGUE IN PLEA TALKS?

In an updated item on its web site, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution suggests that Mike Vick's legal team is trying not only to secure a prison stay of less than a year, but also to salvage Vick's NFL career.

The AJC points out that such an approach would require the NFL's involvement, since the league's disciplinary process is independent of the legal system.  But it's unclear whether the league is inclined to participate in any such deal.

The only thing that the league would have to gain from such an approach would be to ensure that Vick doesn't blow the lid off of a suspected dog-fighting subculture among NFL players.  Instead, Vick would plead guilty, keep his mouth shut, do his time, and return to the NFL at the end of a suspension of agreed length. 

But even if the league were to consent to, for example, a one-year suspension to be served during the one year that Vick is in prison, that doesn't mean that he'd ultimately get a gig with another team.

Though we love redemption stories (see Albert, Marv), Vick allegedly killed Lassie.  Multiple Lassies, actually.  Can any NFL team justify bringing this guy on board, ever?

Our guess (hope) is that the league will, in the end, refuse to enter into any deals with Vick.  Mike made this mess, for himself and for the league.  The league shouldn't now help him get the lightest possible penalty for his actions.

In addition to the NFL, it also would be wise for the Vick team to be talking to Virginia authorities about joining in any agreement with the feds.  Even if Vick pleads guilty to pending federal charges, he still faces multiple possible counts of animal cruelty under Virginia law.  And those potential charges apply regardless of the outcome of the federal charges.


POSTED 8:44 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 10:04 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

JETS, REVIS PLAYING NICE

After weeks of impasse over the length of the rookie contract offered to cornerback Darrelle Revis, it looks like the Jets and the player are making progress.

At a minimum, they are talking -- and jointly talking about the fact that they are talking.  About talking.

"We are working hard to reach an agreement and we will continue working as long as it takes to get the deal done," said Jets G.M. Mike Tannenbaum and the agents for Revis, Neil Schwartz and Jonathan Feinsod, in an unusual joint statement.  "We are planning on meeting through the night and our intent is to meet until an agreement has been reached."

We recently pointed out that, despite the team's insistence on a six-year deal, the Jets have a history of using five-year deals for first-round players not selected in the top ten.  Revis was the No. 14 overall selection in the draft, and by rule the Jets may insist on a six-year deal.  But all other players drafted in the vicinity have signed five-year contracts, or six-year deals that easily void to five-year packages.

Our guess?  It will be a six-year deal with reasonably reachable escalators that will make the compensation in years five and six so high that the team's only option will be to sign Revis to a long-term deal, or release him.  This will allow the team to avoid creating the perception that it blinked, and it will allow the agents to beat back any attacks on their 2008 recruiting efforts arising from the decision to commit Revis for six seasons.


NO. 24 IS UP

Another day, another team added to our preseason power rankings.

The list is right here.

And so it continues.  No. 23 comes tomorrow.


A DOZEN NEW MEMBERS OF THE ALL-SEINFELD TEAM

The ideas keep coming, and they keep getting better.

Consider, if you will, our latest update to the All-Seinfeld Team, featuring 12 new entries.

At some point, this idea will go the way of the "Hellllooooo" voice.  Until then, however, we'll keep milking it.

Keep giving us more of them.


TUESDAY NIGHT TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS

Bills DT John McCargo injured his ankle on Tuesday.

Bills QB J.P. Losman tried to downplay a couple of interceptions that he threw on Tuesday.

Fins K Jay Feely nailed kicks of 55 and 60 yards on Tuesday.

The Pats' defense was required to run a lap around the field after playing poorly in 11-on-11 drills.

TE Ben Watson returned to Pats practice on Tuesday.

Every Jets quarterback was picked off on Tuesday.

Ocho Stinko and S Madieu Williams mixed it up three times at practice on Tuesday.

Browns LB Willie McGinest, who had back surgery in California last week, will return to Cleveland next week.

QB Brady Quinn signed autographs after practice on Monday, for free.  (So much for working down Tom Condon's marketing guarantee.)

Steelers coach Mike Tomlin observed a Festivus tradition on Tuesday.


POSTED 8:32 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

VICK LAWYERS WANT LESS THAN A YEAR BEHIND BARS

ESPN reports that the lawyers representing exiled Falcons quarterback Mike Vick want to secure for their client jail time of less than one year in exchange for a guilty plea.

ESPN also reports that the lawyers have recommended that Vick accept the deal, if it entails less than a year behind bars.

It's a great deal, if Vick can get it -- and if the judge approves it.  But the non-prison fallout would be significant.  Vick would likely owe the Falcons, as we've reported, more than $28 million in previously paid bonus money.  He would receive a stiff suspension from the NFL, and possibly a lifetime ban if he pleads guilty to conspiracy to maintain an interstate gambling enterprise.

Even with a suspension of only one year, Vick would remain radioactive.  The Falcons came under heavy fire from animal rights groups for employing Vick after an indictment was filed; if/when Vick pleads guilty to charges relating to dog fighting, any team that even considers bringing Vick on board would become an instant target of derision from the dog-loving public.

Considering the situation from a football perspective, what team would want to bring a rusty Vick on board as a starting quarterback?  He has regressed over the past few seasons, and there's no reason to think that a year or so in prison will make him better.

He's also a terrible option as a backup quarterback, since the team would need to have a Vick clone as the starter in order to justify such a move.  Otherwise, the coaching staff would need one playbook for Vick, and another playbook for the "real" quarterback.

In the end, Vick's only value might come as a Devin Hester-style player who gets the ball in his hands in traffic, and makes things happen.  But Vick is no spring chicken, and the legs might start to go not long after he would be reinstated to the NFL, assuming that he ever is.


WHERE'S LEN?

A reader and our own MDS raised a great point today.

Why hasn't ESPN.com's Len Pasquarelli had anything to say about Mike Vick in the past day or so?

It could be that, try as he might, Len has simply been unable to conjure any positive spin to place on the latest negative development for Vick.  But this is the same guy who described the day that the feds returned to Vick property to dig up more dog carcasses as a "respite," given the ESPN.com report that the Falcons didn't expect Vick to be indicted.

Maybe Len eventually will argue that the guilty pleas of the remaining defendants is a good thing because it will give Mike more elbow room at the counsel table during the trial.


POSTED 5:47 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

VICK LAWYERS NEGOTIATING PLEA DEAL

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that Mike Vick's lawyers currently are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors. 

It's a no-brainer, we think, for Vick to cop a plea.  Barring evidence that would clearly exonerate him, the risks of fighting the current (and coming) charges are too great.

As it now stands, Vick faces up to six years on federal conspiracy charges.  If a new indictment includes counts based on the statutes that, for now, he is merely charged with conspiring to violate, the maximum prison time would be pushed to 27 years, if the terms run consecutively.  Even if all of the terms run concurrently, the worst-case scenario would be 20 years.

There's also a real benefit to accepting guilt early.  Under the federal sentencing guidelines, coming clean quickly is a factor that pushes the sentence down.

Then again, the fact that Vick will be pleading out only after the other three defendants opted to do so might not get him the full benefit of his decision to acknowledge his responsibility for the crimes.

Our guess is that the prosecutors have laid out enough evidence for Vick's lawyers to persuade them that there's no way out of this shrinking box, and that the lawyers and other Vick handlers are trying to get him to come to grips with the reality that it's in his overall best interests to accept certain jail time.

Maybe, as one reader pointed out, part of what Vick can bring to the bargaining table is a willingness to name names as to all persons (including NFL players and, perhaps, elected officials) who were involved in dog fighting and/or attended dog fights.  Given that a couple of Vick's long-time friends are now willing to snitch on him, Mike might decide that it's time to snitch on everyone.


POSTED 1:53 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

WILL PORTER PLAY THE OPENER?  by Michael David Smith

Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter had arthroscopic knee surgery last week, and on Tuesday Jeff Darlington of the Miami Herald reports that Porter might not be ready for the regular-season opener on September 9.

Coach Cam Cameron on Monday seemed to back off his previous statement that Porter will be ready to go in time for the Dolphins' Week 1 game against the Redskins, saying, ''I think we all need to be careful setting deadlines. . . .  [T]here's no way that any of us are going to jump up there and predict when he's going to be healthy."

Even if Porter is healthy in time for the start of the regular season, he'll have missed a lot of practice reps and the entire preseason, which can't help as he tries to get acclimated to defensive coordinator Dom Capers' system.  Although Porter played in a similar defense in Pittsburgh, the Dolphins can't like the fact that the man they signed to a contract with $20 million guaranteed is limited to sitting in meetings and riding a stationary bike.

Porter has now had arthroscopic surgery on his right knee twice in the last 15 months. As was mentioned in a recent installment of PFTV, this is the second consecutive year that the Dolphins made a big off-season acquisition, only to find out that the player they acquired had a bum knee.  Last year it became clear shortly after quarterback Daunte Culpepper arrived that his knee was in worse shape than the team's medical staff initially thought.  If the same is true of Porter this year, you can bet that the Dolphins will get someone else to conduct their physical exams next year.


POSTED 11:28 a.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

PEPPERS NOT TALKING CONTRACT EXTENSION  by Michael David Smith

After Colts defensive end Dwight Freeney signed a six-year contract that guaranteed him $30 million and made him the league's highest-paid defensive player, many league observers thought Panthers defensive end Julius Peppers would be next in line.

But Peppers doesn't sound like he's in any hurry to get a deal done.

"I've got two more years on the contract," Peppers tells Pat Yasinskas of the Charlotte Observer.  "That's not really even a big deal right now."

If Freeney is worth $12 million a year, Peppers is worth at least that much.  Both players entered the league in 2002 and have been essentially equal as pass rushers -- Freeney has 56.5 career sacks; Peppers has 53.5 -- but Peppers is generally acknowledged as the superior player against the run.

Of course, Freeney had the leverage that comes with playing out his contract.  Peppers has two years left on his deal and is scheduled to make more than $16.5 million.  Maybe that's why he tells Yasinskas a new contract is "something I haven't thought a lot about."


BUBBA FRANKS ON THE WAY OUT? by Michael David Smith

Rob Demovsky of the Green Bay Press-Gazette reports that not only will Packers tight end Bubba Franks not regain his starting job, but there's a chance that he won't even make the Packers' 53-man roster.

That's quite a fall for the 29-year-old Franks, who was the Packers' first-round draft pick in 2000 and was selected to the Pro Bowl in 2001, 2002, and 2003.

But Demovsky reports that Donald Lee seems to have a strong hold on the starting tight end spot, and the Packers may decide that they don't feel like paying a $1.4 million salary to a backup tight end who isn't much of a special teams contributor.

Franks' biggest problem last season was dropped passes, and he didn't help his chances of making the roster when he dropped an easy pass in the Packers' preseason opener.

If anything could save Franks' job, it's that the Packers lost their top backup to Lee, Tory Humphrey, to a season-ending leg injury on the first day of training camp.


POSTED 9:59 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 10:37 a.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

STRAHAN NO CLOSER TO MAKING DECISION   by Michael David Smith

Ralph Vacchiano of the New York Daily News reports that Giants defensive end Michael Strahan is no closer to making a decision about whether he's going to play this year than he was when the Giants opened training camp almost three weeks ago.

At some point, though, the Giants might make that decision for him.  Per Vacchiano, coach Tom Coughlin said the team has not set a deadline for Strahan to make his decision, "but that subject it going to come up."

The Giants are fining Strahan at a rate of $14,288 a day, for a total of $271,472 so far.  If he doesn't show up before the end of camp -- and Vacchiano says Strahan won't report -- his fine total will reach $400,064.  And if he never shows up Strahan could end up having to re-pay the Giants $4.5 million.

There are some signs that the Giants need Strahan on the field.  Their first-string defense got pushed around by the Panthers' first-string offense in the preseason opener, and at Monday's practice the Giants shifted around the defensive line, promoting Justin Tuck to first string defensive end and moving William Joseph to second string defensive tackle.

But Strahan's teammates insist that his absence wasn't the reason for their poor play.  In fact, the rest of the Giants' defense sounds as though it rehearsed a common answer to the inevitable questions about whether they missed Strahan.  Defensive end Osi Umenyiora told Vacchiano, "That had absolutely nothing to do with Michael," and linebacker Antonio Pierce said, "That had nothing to do with it."


TUESDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Eagles RB Ryan Moats is probably out for the season with an ankle fracture. 

Rookie TE Brent Celek made a good impression in L.J. Smith's absence.

After one preseason game, 49ers WR Bryan Gilmore says, "We look so much better at this point than we did last year at this time, it's not funny."

CB Tarrell Brown picked off a pass and helped his chances of making the 49ers' roster.

Cowboys RB Julius Jones says, "This is my last year in my contract, and I do have a lot to prove."

Dallas S Ken Hamlin is expected to start Saturday against Denver even though he suffered a concussion in Monday's practice.

Giants coach Tom Coughlin yelled at both CB Kevin Dockery and some of the defensive assistant coaches after Dockery hit backup QB Jared Lorenzen.  (Said Lorenzen, "I'm fine.  Now where's my burrito?")

Defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo was disappointed in the Giants' effort against Carolina.

The Redskins aren't planning any changes on their offensive line.

Coach Joe Gibbs says RB Clinton Portis's knee "is getting better for sure."

Bears LB Brian Urlacher is back to practice after missing three practices and a preseason game last week with "full body soreness."

Bears special teams coach Dave Toub is using 6-foot-6, 275-pound DE Israel Idonije as a gunner on punt coverage.

Lions RB Kevin Jones is getting treatment for his foot in an Asian man's basement.

The expectations in Detroit keep getting higher, and now people are seriously suggesting that Jon Kitna could throw for 5,000 yards?

S Atari Bigby is playing Pong with the Packers' No. 1 defense.

A meaningless Packers game gets much better TV ratings in Wisconsin than a meaningful Brewers game.

Tyler Thigpen appears to be ahead of Drew Henson for the third-string quarterback job in Minnesota.

Vikings coach Brad Childress allowed offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell to call most of the plays in the preseason opener.

Falcons RB Warrick Dunn returned to practice Monday following back surgery in July.

Falcons P Michael Koenen is back to handling kickoffs.

Panthers WR Taye Biddle claims that in his best 40-yard dash time, "I ran under a 4.1."

Panthers RB Eric Shelton has a problem with dropping passes.

The Saints had an overflow crowd at Monday's practice of injured players riding stationary bikes

DT Kendrick Clancy is making a serious push for a starting spot on the Saints' defense.

New Bucs LB Cato June might eventually take the spot occupied by Derrick Brooks, but he says, "You don't fill a Derrick Brooks' shoes."

WR Michael Clayton says he's not paying attention to the Bucs' depth chart.  (Um, he should bw.)

Calvin Pace and Darryl Blackstock will compete to replace Chike Okeafor at strongside linebacker in Arizona.

Cardinals CB Roderick Hood could earn a starting spot ahead of Antrel Rolle.

Former Michigan State head coach John L. Smith is working as a scout for the Rams.

Rams WR Dane Looker will miss at least a week after being kneed in the back against Minnesota.

Seahawks rookie LB Will Herring won't earn a spot in the starting lineup, but he'll be a factor on special teams.

Seahawks defensive coordinator John Marshall calls DE Darryl Tapp a "rolling ball of butcher knives."


POSTED 7:35 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 7:57 p.m. EDT, August 14, 2007

LEMON AIDING HIS CAUSE

Something might be happening on the way to Trent Green's coronation as the Dolphins' starter in 2007.

Green might not win the job.

More specifically, he might lose it to Cleo Lemon, who arguably is outperforming Green in camp -- and who definitely outplayed Green in the preseason opener.  Green completed only six of 15 passes for 60 yards in a full half of action on Saturday night, and was booed by a sellout crowd.  Lemon, in contrast, completed five of six throws for 56 yards.

An important factor to keep in mind with Lemon is that he was traded to the Dolphins in 2005 without the knowledge of the Chargers' coaching staff in one of the many moves that widened the rift between G.M. A.J. Smith and former head coach Marty Schottenheimer.

Assuming that former San Diego offensive coordinator Cam Cameron felt the same way about Lemon as Schottenheimer did, then Lemon has a better chance to be the starter than anyone realizes, given that Cameron is now the head coach of the Dolphins.

But why, then, did the Fins continue to pursue Green?  Our guess is that the team hoped that Green would be even better than Lemon, but that (for whatever reason) Lemon is potentially getting the better of it for now.

The more compelling angle to this story is that Lemon is playing for a shot to be the starter elsewhere, since he's due to become an unrestricted free agent in March.  We're told that Lemon has turned down a multi-year offer from the Dolphins, opting instead to take his chances.

And he doesn't need to start every game and lead the Dolphins to the playoffs to become an attractive option for teams looking to improve the position in 2008.  There have been plenty of quarterbacks over the years who have gotten paid a lot of money based on a handful of solid appearances -- since that proven (albeit limited) performance at the NFL level is more of a track record than any draft pick can ever claim.

The ultimate irony here could be that Lemon develops into one of the only really good quarterbacks the Dolphins have had since Dan Marino retires . . . only to watch Lemon walk away.


PHILLIPS PLEA MAKES IT HARDER FOR VICK TO SELL THE SGT. SCHULZ DEFENSE

One of the practical realities of the news that the other remaining co-defendants in the Mike Vick litigation will plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges relating to gambling and dog fighting is that it will become much harder for Vick to say that he didn't know what these guys were doing.

Quanis Phillips, as our own Taco Bill discovered while this story was barely a blip on the national media's radar screen, was listed as the contact person on Vick's supposedly legitimate dog-breeding web site.  And Phillips was with Vick when an airport employee's Rolex came up missing in October 2004.

The following year, Vick (who has been described by some as a victim of his friendships) stood up for guys like Phillips.  "We all grew up tight," he said.  "We all stuck together before I was Mike Vick . . . before the fame and stardom, before the money.  There's not one new guy in my circle.  Everybody I have around me is out for my best interests."

Now, let's rewind to April 2007, when Vick claims that he never goes to the Surry County property, and thus doesn't know what's happening there.  The image created by his denial was that Vick allowed cousin Davon Boddie to live at the house, and that Boddie and/or other Vick family members and friends were fighting dogs without Vick's knowledge of involvement.

With Quanis Phillips prepared to admit in open court that he was part of the dog-fighting operation, Vick's denial becomes far more suspect, because it would be even more difficult (in our view) for a guy like Phillips to be able to engage in dog fighting (and all of the training and prep work that goes along with it) without Vick being aware of what was happening.

And before anyone else in the media suggests that Vick can beat the rap because the people testifying against him are of suspect character, consider the fact that these men weren't strangers to Vick.  Vick chose to associate with at least one of them, Quanis Phillips, for years.  The fact that Phillips or any of the other witnesses have warts on their butts shouldn't be a determining factor as to whether they are telling the truth.  The warts weren't big enough to keep Vick from associating with them; thus, the warts shouldn't allow Vick to distance himself from them now.  


POSTED 10:44 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:43 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

CLEARLY, VICK DID IT

As the sports world continues to get its arms around Monday's surprising news that Mike Vick's two remaining co-defendants are going to plead guilty to charges that they conspired with Vick to maintain an interstate gambling enterprise and an interstate dog-fighting operation, we think it's time to apply some common sense to the current state of affairs.

Throw the presumption of innocence out the window, folks.  Clearly, Vick is factually guilty of the charges filed against him.  Why else would each of the three men with whom he allegedly conspired admit that there was a conspiracy?

Each of the three men will go to jail.  The only benefit that they'll derive from their decision to 'fess up is that they'll avoid being charged with the underlying crimes, which in the case of the interstate gambling enterprise carries a far stiffer maximum penalty. 

And now Vick must ask himself whether he wants to take advantage of that same benefit.  He can plead guilty to conspiracy charges and hope for the best when it comes to sentencing, or he can roll the dice and hope that his lawyer can discredit seven witnesses (and counting), each of whom will presumably testify that Vick was involved in the gambling and dog-fighting venture.

The fact that Vick is reportedly contemplating his options reinforces our belief that Vick is by no means innocent.  Innocent men don't ponder pleading guilty; they proclaim their innocence in clear, certain terms and they prepare to prove their innocence in court.

Per ESPN, if Vick doesn't plead guilty to the conspiracy charges by Friday, a new indictment with at least two new dog fighting charges will be filed.  We believe that the new indictment will likely also include a count based on Title 18, Section 1952 of the U.S. Code, which is titled "Interstate or foreign trade or travel in aid of racketeering enterprises," and which carries a maximum penalty is 20 years behind bars. 

It is a tremendous dilemma for Vick.  The man who has spent his life escaping with ease from difficult situations is now backed into a corner.  One option means certain imprisonment for a relatively short period of time.  The other option means a strong likelihood, but not a certainty, of an even longer period behind bars.

Vick might be inclined not to plead guilty because to do so would likely end his NFL career permanently, but even an acquittal at this point won't be enough to get Vick back inside a shirt with the shield at the bottom of the collar.  We've said all along that Vick will have a chance at returning to the NFL only if there is Duke lacrosse-style evidence that fully exonerates him.  With Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips pleading guilty as charged, that's simply not going to happen.

So we think Vick's best bet is to plead guilty, bid farewell to the NFL, do his time quickly and quietly, and then return to the CFL or the UFL or whatever other FL is out there when he gets out.

And, if all else fails, there's always pro wrestling.

UPDATE:  ESPN's Kelly Naqi just said on SportsCenter that if Vick doesn't plead guilty to pending charges by Friday he'll face at least two new counts for "felony dog fighting."  But dog fighting didn't become a felony under federal law until a couple of weeks after the initial search of Vick's property in Virginia.  Under federal law, it was a misdemeanor at the time Vick was allegedly engaged in it.  And ESPN continues to ignore the gambling aspect of these charges.  


MONDAY NIGHT TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS

Bills WR Sam Aiken is anxious to make a contribution on offense.

Fins LB Joey Porter was riding a bike at practice on Monday.

Miami LT Vernon Carey was okay after suffering a knee injury against the Jaguars on Saturday night.

Pats RB Laurence Maroney is still wearing the red "no touchy" jersey.

New England WR Jabar Gaffney is helping his cause; WR Bam Childress and WR Kelvin Kight aren't.

"Pees at the podium" is a headline that nearly made us piss in our pants.

Jets K Mike Nugent nailed a 60-yard field goal in quasi-game conditions.

Ravens QB Troy Smith was so-so in his debut.

Bengals coach Marvin Lewis says he hasn't even considered the possibility of signing Corey Dillon to replace Kenny Irons.

Browns LT Joe Thomas avoided being kicked in the groin by Chiefs DE Jared Allen.

The Texans are looking at bringing in some defensive backs, after losing two of them on Saturday.

Colts WR Marvin Harrison doesn't think about how much longer he'll be able to play.

The Jags cut S Kevin McAdam to make room for S Sammy Knight.

Uncle Rico pulled a Rosenhaus on Monday.

Chiefs first-round WR Dwayne Bowe has been removed from the PUP list.

The Chiefs have added AFL WR Bobby Sippio.

Chargers starters will play for the entire first half during this weekend's preseason game in St. Louis.


POSTED 8:26 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 9:08 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

FOX STIRRING THE POT IN CAROLINA

After a game in 2003, Panthers defensive tackle Kris Jenkins gave Kenyatta Walker the Warren Sapp treatment, hurling various insults Walker's way for a performance that was punctuated by four penalties, three of which were personal fouls.

"When you have to hit somebody's facemask every play because you cannot block people fundamentally by yourself, you are supposed to be in the CFL," Jenkins said at the time. "You aren't supposed to be in this league.

"He was doing all that talking before [the game], talking about [Julius Peppers] being sorry and [Mike Rucker] being sorry," Jenkins said. "The last time I checked both of their contracts weigh a whole lot more than his does.  He can't say nothing because obviously if he was that good he'd be doing Right Guard commercials like Sapp is.  But he ain't.  He's sitting at home.  He's crying.  If you are going to work with grown men then you are going to have to do something.  At least show us where you can be credible as a man.

"For me, you step up as a man, show me something on the field, show me something off the field, but show me something.  Don't run your mouth.  He talks too much.  I'm saying he sucks.  There's no question about it, he's garbage. He's horrible."

Things could get very interesting in Panthers camp, now that the team has signed Walker to a free-agent contract.

Sure, the ugliness occurred nearly four years ago, and we're talking about grown men here.  But we still think that there might be some lingering animosity, which could create some awkwardness (at a minimum) in the locker room.


NO. 25 IS UP

We continue our climb from the bottom to the top of the NFL with No. 25 in the list of Preseason Power Rankings.

The list is right here.

No. 24 is coming on Tuesday.


TENSION ALREADY GONE FROM MNF BOOTH

Well, the folks at ESPN have killed all of our fun. 

By yanking Joey Sunshine from the broadcast both and replacing him with Ron Jaworski, the production has instantly improved -- significantly -- by shedding the stiff undercurrent of tension that existed throughout the first and only season of the Sunshine-Tirico-Kornheier experiment.

And that's why Theismann is gone.  That's why it was the right thing to do. 

So thanks, Bristol, for making it much harder for us to find good stuff to talk about during our Live Blogs. 

Can't you put Emmitt in the booth, too?  Maybe just for a quarter?


POSTED 7:38 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 8:04 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

GERARD GONE BY TUESDAY?

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the Broncos will part ways with defensive tackle Gerard Warren as early as Tuesday.  Warren will either be traded or released.

The Broncos, per Schefter, are talking to the Redskins, Saints, Colts, and Dolphins.  But if Warren is going to be cut anyway, the only reason to trade for Warren would be to buy his contract.

Though Warren has reduced his 2007 pay down to $595,000, the base salary shoots up to $4 million in 2008.  So there's no reason to buy that deal.

The problem with Warren, as one league insider explained it to us, is that he gets complacent when he gets paid.  So after the Broncos rewarded him for a strong 2005 by giving him a new deal in 2006, Warren (some believe) went soft.

You'd think that Mike Shanahan would have learned his lesson when he paid Darryl Gardener a bunch of money after Gardener got his act together during a contract year in Washington.

Bottom line -- buyer beware.  Some guys who go like gangbusters when free agency is on the horizon won't necessarily get it done after the money flows.


EMMITT REALLY IS KIND OF DUMB

Okay, so we're watching ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, and the guys are talking about the rookies who'll make an impact in 2007.

New guy Keyshawn Johnson pegs Jets corner Darrelle Revis, prompting some good-natured guffaws from the other guys on the set who point out that Revis hasn't signed yet.

Then, Emmitt Smith gets a chance to share his views on the topic.  And Emmitt selected running back Travis Henry of the Broncos.

There's a slight problem with Smith's theory, however.  This isn't Henry's first season in the league.

It's his seventh.

Amazingly, no one corrected Smith's glaring error, and Smith himself didn't say something like, "I know he's not a rookie, but he's a rookie on the Broncos."

The key here is that these guys don't do these segments from the seat of their pants.  Instead, they're planned and discussed and, to a certain extent, rehearsed.  So for Smith to get it so wrong, and for no one to say "boo" about it, makes us wonder whether the pounding that Smith took during his NFL career has already taken a toll on his brain, and whether the folks at ESPN either are afraid to set him straight -- or realize it wouldn't matter if they tried.


EMPTYING OUT THE PFTV VAULT

We just realized that we've got a couple of PFTV segements that we never posted in the Rumor Mill.

One of them is of the "must see" variety, since it tackles an angle we've never specifically addressed in this space regarding the Tarik Glenn retirement.  It just might explain why he waited until late July to call it quits.

We've also got some more analysis of the Joey Porter injury, including the question of whether the Steelers know what they are doing when they let guys walk.


POSTED 7:21 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 7:29 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

RETURN OF THE STINKSTON

The Redskins have announced that they have signed receiver Todd Pinkston.  Per Adam Schefter of NFL Network, it's a one-year deal.

Pinkston, who is simply too thin (in our view) to play NFL football, has a reputation for avoiding contact.  As demonstrated by this classic clip, which for some reason the league has yet to ask YouTube to take down, Pinkston doesn't want to get hit.

 

But Pinkston has become a legend within PFT Planet for entirely different reasons.  It was Pinkston who served as the catalyst for Len Pasquarelli's "move on or move out" meltdown while on the air with Sandy Penner and Chris McClain of WFNZ in Charlotte.  (Penner has since relocated to WIP in Philly, but Mac is still holding down the fort in Charlotte, and we visit with him every Wednesday at 2:25 p.m. Eastern.)

Coincidentally, a few hours before the Pinkston signing was announced a reader told us that Adam Caplan and John Hansen of the Sirius NFL Fantasy Football Show were talking on Friday night about the origin of the "Stinkston" moniker.  Hansen coined the term four or five years ago, and it spread fast -- almost as fast as Stinkston gets out of the way of a safety.

Pinkston was out of football in 2006 after being released by the Vikings.  His sole NFL experience comes in the West Coast offense, where liberal use of the "9" route by the speedy receiver helps to clear out defenders who otherwise might disrupt underneath patterns.


KEYSHAWN ALREADY PISSING PEOPLE OFF

Though we didn't hear it with our own eyes (or something), a reader tells us that ESPN's Keyshawn Johnson is already spouting off like an idiot.  His first topic?  The Mike Vick situation.

Per a reader, Johnson said on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown that Vick fought dogs because of peer pressure and his background.

Um.  Okay.  So that makes it all right?

We should have known that clamoring for the termination of Michael Irvin would have resulted in someone even worse taking his place.


POSTED 7:10 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

KIFFIN HOSPITALIZED

Raiders coach Lane Kiffin has been hospitalized with a viral infection, according to Jerry McDonald of InsideBayArea.com.

Public relations director Mike Taylor told McDonald that Kiffin had been feeling ill for "a couple of days." 

Kiffin is the youngest coach in the NFL, and is preparing for his first season as a head coach.


POSTED 6:50 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

THE OOKIE STANDS ALONE

When Tony Taylor pleaded guilty to federal conspiracy charges, the development was met with a shrug of the shoulders by the remaining Mike Vick apologists out there, since Taylor had a falling out with Vick and his other alleged co-conspirators several years ago.

But now the other two co-defendants are cutting deals, too.

Purnell Peace has a plea hearing set for Thursday, August 16 at 9:00 a.m., and Quanis Phillips has a similar hearing set for Friday, August 17 at 9:00 a.m.

The online announcement of the hearings is right here.

This is an enormously significant development, in our view.  Phillips has been a long-time friend of Vick's, and Phillips was listed as the contact person on Vick's now-defunct K-9 Kennels web site.  Also, although Taylor was out of the picture by late 2004, Phillips and Peace were apparently involved in the dog-fighting operation until the point that it was uncovered in late April.  Presumably, they both will admit to a direct role in the killing of dogs deemed unfit for fighting earlier that same month, and could point a finger at Vick on this point, too. 

Though both guys surely had planned to stand firm with Vick, they've likely decided in the 27 days since being indicted that it's in their best interests to plead guilty to the pending conspiracy charges, which could help them avoid indictment on the underlying offenses of interstate gambling and interstate dog fighting, which carry maximum penalties of another 21 years in prison.

The question now for Vick, as we see it, is whether he should plead guilty as well to the conspiracy charges, or whether he should risk getting indicted -- and ultimately convicted -- on the stiffer charges.

If Vick pleads guilty, we suspect that he'll eventually try to say that he didn't do anything wrong, but that he didn't want to take a chance of going away for so long that he could never play football again. 

But if Vick thinks that this strategy will allow him to serve some time and play football he's even dumber than he was on the day that he got mixed up with Taylor, Purnell, and Peace.  If Vick pleads guilty to anything, he'll be done in the NFL, either as the result of a lifetime suspension or a concerted shunning by the 32 franchises.


POSTED 6:34 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

JONES HAS CALF STRAIN

Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports reports that Jets running back Thomas Jones has a calf strain.  Jones, per Cole, had an MRI on Monday, and will miss a couple of weeks.

Jones is expected to be ready for the regular-season opener.

Still, his absence for the second and third preseason games, and the associated practices, will affect his preparation for his first season with the team.  Though the "run where they ain't" aspect of being a tailback is driven by instinct, the job is a bit more complex than that.  It could mean that Jones will get less touches than he would have had, which could affect his early-season fantasy value.


POSTED 4:31 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

JETS MUM ON JONES INJURY

The Jets hope that running back Thomas Jones will make fans begin to forget about Curtis Martin.  The process could be delayed a bit, since Jones is now hobbled by a leg injury.

Jones injured his leg on Sunday, and did not practice on Monday.  His leg was wrapped from the top of his ankle to the top of his calf, and he rode a stationary bike and performed calisthenics.  Jones also was walking with a slight limp.

The Jets won't comment on the injury, and aren't require to say anything about any injuries until the regular season opener approaches.

"I can tell you that he is working extremely hard, and he'll be back as quickly as he can," coach Eric Mangini said.  "Thomas has a pretty strong track record.  He's been pretty durable."     

John Clayton of ESPN.com speculates in the for-pay side of the site that Jones' injury could be a high ankle sprain.  (It's a good thing we subscribe to the Insider service; otherwise we might have concluded based on the available evidence that Jones has a broken nose.)


POSTED 2:54 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

JAGS SIGN KNIGHT

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the Jaguars have signed free-agent safety Sammy Knight to a one-year deal.

Knight was one of three veteran safeties whom the Jags brought into camp on Monday.  The other two were Shaun Williams and Tony Parrish.

As we mentioned earlier, the arrival of Knight could result in the release of Nick Sorensen or Kevin McAdam.


POSTED 1:26 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 1:45 p.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

JAGS CONTINUE SAFETY DANCE

As the Jacksonville Jaguars recover from the loss of Deon Grant to free agency and the release of Donovin Darius, the team apparently has decided that the current depth chart that features a first-round rookie (Reggie Nelson) and a backup who has gotten some game experience due to injury (Gerald Sensabaugh) isn't good enough to handle the gig.

A league source tells us that the Jags are bringing in three veteran safeties for a look-see on Monday.

Any additions in this area could mean the release of Kevin McAdam (who currently is listed as the backup to Sensabaugh at strong safety) or the release of Nick Sorensen (who currently is listed as the starter at free safety in front of Nelson).


PACMAN'S BLOOD WAS FAKE

Several wrestling aficionados cried foul regarding our reference to the blood from the off-camera "cut" over Pacman's eye on Sunday night as phony.

As one wrestling insider (hey, the reach of the PFT  virus is broad) told us on Monday morning, "In pro wrestling the biggest irony is that the one of the few things that is real is the blood.  Small razor blades are used to break the skin to get the blood flowing.  So there is a real possibility that he 'juiced' for that backstage segment."

But we're now informed that the blood was indeed as fake as the action in the ring.  Per a source with knowledge of the situation (we told you the reach of the PFT virus is broad), Jones was not touched at any time, and he did not cut himself for the backstage "ambush" aftermath.

So there you have it.  No Pacmen were harmed in the filming of last night's pay-per-view event.


POSTED 11:04 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 11:40 a.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

BROWNCOS EXPERIMENT WINDING DOWN

The Denver Broncos raised eyebrows a couple of years ago for their sudden interest in Cleveland Browns defensive linemen.  By the time the dust settled, the Broncos had acquired four so-called "Browncos" before the start of the 2005 season:  Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren, Michael Myers, and Ebenezer Ekuban. 

The following year, the Broncos added defensive end Kenard Lang, another former Brown.  In 2007, the Broncos signed former Browns defensive tackle Alvin McKinley.

But Brown and Myers already are gone, and Warren apparently will be the next one out the door.

The Denver Post reports that the Broncos are tying to trade Warren.

Warren is apparently out of the plans for 2007, since he was told to stay home and not travel with the team for the preseason opener on Monday night in Denver.

Warren was the No. 3 pick in the 2001 draft, and Brown was the No. 1 overall selection in 2000.

The only remaining original Brownco is defensive end Ebenezer Ekuban, who currently is listed as the starting right defensive end, in front of 2007 first-round draft choice Jarvis Moss.  Lang is the No. 3 left defensive end, and McKinley is a third-string defensive tackle, but could bump up to the second team when Warren is moved.

The decision to trade Warren is the apparent result of an offseason that has resulted in the addition of McKinley, Sam Adams, Jimmy Kennedy, and Marcus Thomas.  The latter was a fourth-round draft pick who could have been a first-rounder but for some off-field issues, including getting kicked off of the University of Florida football team.

The Post explains that Warren is not a good for coordinator Jim Bates' scheme, which requires interior lineman to bottle up blockers.  Warren's skills might be better suited for a Cover 2 attack, since he can penetrate the wall of blockers and get into the backfield.

With the Colts in need of some depth at the position, he could get a look there.


ALL-SEINFELD ROSTER KEEPS GROWING

We've posted 22 more entries to the All-Seinfeld Team, which is quickly becoming one of the most popular features on the site.  (Which, we suppose, doesn't say much about most of the other features on the site.)

Keep sending your ideas.  We use some of them, and some of them help us come up with more of our own. 

The filter is getting a little thicker as most of the good ones have been claimed, but PFT Planet is a smart and creative bunch.  We figure that more idea will be coming our way today.

The full list is right here.

UPDATE:  We've squeezed 10 more entries into the August 13 update.


MONDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck called the preseason opener "a great start for us."

RB Shaun Alexander watched his Chargers counterpart LaDainian Tomlinson sit out Sunday night's game, but Alexander doesn't think that would work for him.

The 49ers expect to find out more about their backups than about their starters in tonight's preseason opener.

WR Ashley Lelie was asked if he wants to give his old coach, Mike Shanahan, a piece of his mind tonight, and he replied, "I already gave him a piece of my bank account.  I don't want to give him anything else."

Eagles QB Donovan McNabb won't play at Baltimore tonight because, coach Andy Reid says, "I'd rather just start him off at our place on grass."

Two punters are competing for one job in Philly.

Cardinals LB Gerald Hayes doesn't consider losing the first preseason game a big disappointment.

Undrafted rookie LB Pago Togafau has been more impressive than third-round pick Buster Davis in Cardinals camp.

Rams RB Brian Leonard gave the ball back to the official when he scored a touchdown in the preseason opener, but teammate Steven Jackson retrieved it so Leonard could have it as a souvenir.

The Rams practiced outside Sunday even though the temperature reached 101 degrees.

Cowboys assistant coaches (and brothers) John and Jason Garrett are spending a football season together for the first time since they both played for the San Antonio Riders in 1991.

Wade Phillips tried to send a message to the rest of his team by cutting a guy who wasn't going to make the team anyway.

Tiki Barber is gone, but the Giants think they have good depth in the backfield.

As he watched his first-string defense get picked apart in the preseason opener, Giants coach Tom Coughlin said the absence of DE Michael Strahan "didn't cross my mind."

Redskins offensive coordinator Al Saunders thinks RB Derrick Blaylock can play at a high level if needed in a game, even if he doesn't get many reps in practice.

The Redskins' first-string defense looked good Saturday.  (And maybe that's because Kerry Collins was the opposing quarterback.)

Third-string Bears QB Kyle Orton calls second-string Bears QB Brian Griese "the most important person on this team for me."  (Apparently, Griese is teaching Orton how to come up with non-alcohol-related excuses for household mishaps.)

Fifth-round S Kevin Payne played so well early in the Bears' training camp that he made his former college teammate, Chris Harris, expendable.

The Lions' offensive line only gave up one sack in 49 dropbacks in their preseason opener; G Edwin Mulitalo was to blame.

Lions RB T.J. Duckett wants to be more than a short-yardage specialist.

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers looked good in the preseason opener, but saying he "shows signs of greatness" is probably overstating things.

The Packers made it out of the first preseason game without any significant injuries.

Vikings DE Erasmus James went through his first practice of training camp after 17 days on the Physically Unable to Perform list.

New Falcons offensive line coach Mike Summers calls the way he coaches his unit "a pretty big departure from what they've done the last few years."

The Falcons waived QB Lang Campbell and signed QB Casey Bramlet, the World League MVP who still couldn't make the cut in D.C.

A veteran NFL scout is asking, "Why are the Panthers letting Dan Morgan play football?"

RB DeShaun Foster likes the Panthers' new offense.

LB Dhani Jones says signing with the Saints in July made him realize the importance of OTAs.  (And reading that article made me realize that the folks at the Times-Picayune don't know what "OTA" stands for.)

Bucs CB Philip Buchanon wants to change his reputation as an underachiever.

Michael Pittman is looking forward to moving from running back to fullback (especially since a fullback blocking a defensive back is the football equivalent of ramming a Hummer into a sedan).


POSTED 8:51 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 9:19 a.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

NFL DENIES REPORT OF VICK SUSPENSION

In response to a report from Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports that Falcons quarterback Mike Vick likely will receive a one-year suspension within the next week or two, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello tells USA Today that "[n]o decision has been made."

Aiello also explained that the league is still awaiting the results of an independent review, and that no action will be taken until after the investigation is completed.

This meshes with Peter King's report from halftime of last night's NBC preseason game.  King said that former U.S. Attorney Eric Holder is expected to submit his report within the next week or two.

But we think that both positions can be harmonized pretty easily.  Even if the independent review has not been completed and even if no decision will be made until the investigation is done, it's possible that the folks inside the league offices have a pretty good sense of where this is all going to end up.

As should anyone with any amount common sense.

Think of it this way.  Vick currently is banned from camp, but he hasn't been suspended.  He's getting paid during his non-suspension suspension.  So, barring a real suspension, what will happen when the regular season starts?

If he is allowed to return, the Falcons will undoubtedly impose a four-game suspension for conduct detrimental to the team.

But then what?  The Falcons can't send him home with pay after a four-game suspension, thanks to the T.O. clause in the revised CBA.  Besides, a paid leave of absence doesn't "feel" right in this case, and presumably was ruled out before the NFL stepped in and told Vick to stay away from camp.

The bottom line is that Vick can't come back while the current allegations against him are pending.  The only question is whether his ongoing absence occurs on a paid or unpaid basis.  If the paid leave option is already off of the table, then the obvious choice is unpaid leave.

And the only way that can happen is with a suspension.


VIKINGS COME OFF AS HYPOCRITES

In the wake of the Love Boat fiasco, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf laid down the law.  At one point, he planned to impose his own in-house disciplinary scheme, until he was reminded that the CBA limits his ability to do so.

Going forward, Wilf vowed to ensure that character would count in Minnesota.

Expect where, of course, a player who has a documented history of character issues possesses enough talent at a position of need to merit a second chance.

Defensive tackle Fred Evans, cut by the Fins after a bizarre incident in the back of a cab, has been signed by the Vikings.

"He's a guy that made a mistake and is paying for it," Childress said. "But somewhere you make a decision based on what you say and what you know and people you talk to in this business.  I think I've talked to as many people about this guy as anybody."

Translation:  Like every other football coach, Childress thinks he's the one guy who can get through to a player who has yet to show that anyone can get through to him.

And Evans made not one but two mistakes.  He was arrested for marijuana possession earlier this year, several months before his taxi cab tantrum.

"It doesn't mean character's not important," Childress said.  "It's very important to me and to this football team.  I think we've got a good group in the locker room, and I think he'll benefit from being in this situation."

But couldn't that same reasoning apply to any player with a history of bad conduct?  Under this theory, would the Vikings open their doors to Pacman Jones?  Or to Chris Henry?  Or Jared Allen?  Or Mike Vick?

Heck, if the team is willing to ink Evans when he's facing a near-certain suspension for violation of the Personal Conduct Policy, why not sign Tank Johnson?

This development suggests to us that Childress feels the noose tightening on his tenure with the team, and that another poor showing could get him canned.  Thus, like Jon Gruden in Tampa, Childress is more willing to take a risk on a guy who might embarrass the franchise after the current head coach become the former head coach.

Most importantly, the Vikings pick up the pending Turd Watch points for Evans.  With multiple felony counts of resisting arrest with violence and battery on a police officer and misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and trespassing, that's 34 total points that the Vikings inherit.  And that puts them instantly at the front of the pack in the NFC, and in third place overall.

We have a feeling that no one in the Metrodome will be blowing that big horn about this.


POSTED 8:30 a.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

NO RUSSELL TALKS IN MORE THAN A WEEK

A league source tells us that, as of Sunday afternoon, the Raiders and the representatives of quarterback JaMarcus Russell had gone more than a week without engaging in any substantive talks on a contract for the first overall pick in the draft.

Russell's chances of playing as a rookie are shrinking by the day, and at some point we've got to wonder whether this thing will drag into the regular season.

Also, based on what we've heard about the offer that the Raiders have made, we've also got to wonder whether at some point Russell decides to tell his agents to get a deal done or else he'll be making a change in representation.  The kid recently bought a house in Oakland; though he could just as easily sell it, the fact that he made the purchase tells us that he's ready to get rolling.


POSTED 8:25 a.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

DOUBLE WHAMMY FOR THE CARDS

The first preseason game of the Ken Whisenhunt era resulted in two significant injuries to starting players.

Linebacker Chike Okeafor has a torn bicep muscle, and starting right tackle Oliver Ross has a torn triceps muscle.

The injury to Ross means that rookie Levi Brown will start on the right side as a rookie, which is equivalent to the left side in most other cities because quarterback Matt Leinart truly is (unlike Mandy Patinkin's character from The Princess Bride) left handed.


POSTED 8:00 a.m. EDT, August 13, 2007

PRECEDENT DOESN'T FAVOR JETS

Recently, Rich Cimini of the New York Daily News recently explained that the Jets have decided to hold firm in their desire for cornerback Darrelle Revis to sign a six-year contract based on extensive "research and preparation" performed by G.M. Mike Tannenbaum.

But we wonder whether that research includes the precedent that the Jets created over the past eight years, during which time Tannenbaum had key roles within the organization.

It apparently doesn't.

In 2000, for example, the Jets had four first-round draft choices:  No. 12 pick Shaun Ellis, No. 13 pick John Abraham, No. 18 pick Chad Pennington, and No. 27 pick Anthony Becht.

All four signed five-year deals.

In 2001, Santana Moss was the No. 16 overall selection with the Jets.  He signed a five-year deal.

In 2002, Bryan Thomas was the No. 22 overall pick.  He signed a five-year deal.

In 2003,  the Jets traded up to make Dewayne Robertson the No. 4 overall selection.  Like most players taken at the very top of the draft, Robertson signed a longer-term deal.  In Robertson's case, it was a seven-year contract.

In 2004, Jonathan Vilma signed a five-year deal despite being the No. 12 overall pick.

In 2005, the Jets didn't have a first round pick.

Finally, in 2006 the Jets had two first-rounders in the first year of the current caps on contract length.  The No. 4 overall pick, tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson, signed a six-year deal.  The No. 29 overall selection, Nick Mangold, inked a five-year contract.

This year, the Jets are trying to cram a six-year deal down the throat of Revis, the No. 14 pick, even though every other player around him has signed a five-year contract (or a six-year deal that readily voids to five).

What research did Tannenbaum do that would justify a departure from this precedent?  And if the response is that the Jets have opted to embark on a new course, this undermines (in our view) the team's refusal to also depart from its precedent of not including voidable years in their rookie deals.

So what's really happening here?  We think that Jets coach Eric Mangini has carried from his last employer, the Patriots, the habit of insisting on the maximum possible contract length.  But if that's the case, should the team be trying to sell its position as the product of hours and hours of research via apparent leaks to the media?  The better approach is to say nothing, and to insist on a six-year term because the CBA gives them the right to do so -- regardless of whether many of the other teams using picks in the top half of round one opted not to make similar demands.


POSTED 11:16 p.m. EDT, August 12, 2007

PACMAN SUFFERS "INJURY" AT TNA EVENT

Titans cornerback Pacman Jones, who agreed over the weekend not to engage in any activities with TNA wrestling that could result in personal injury (and, in turn, a breach of his football contract and a violation of a court order), suffered an off-camera "injury" on Sunday night during the Hard Justice pay-per-view event.

Jones turned up with a cut above his eye and was removed on a stretcher after a supposed backstage ambush, which occurred after Jones and some other guy engaged in trash-talking in the arena.  Pacman challenged the other guy to get into the ring but security intervened.

Hopefully Pacman made good use out of that ketchup after he scraped it off of his head.


POSTED 10:54 p.m. EDT, August 12, 2007

RAMS JUST KICKING RICE'S TIRES

A league source tells us that the St. Louis Rams aren't presently intent on making a big push for defensive end Simeon Rice, and that if anything they'll bring him in to "kick his tires."

There's a concern as to whether Rice could pass a physical.  Though he reportedly passed a physical in New York a couple of weeks ago, the outcome might have been influenced by the Giants' desire to put some heat on holdout defensive end Michael Strahan.

Also, the Rams (we're told) are worried that Rice wants too much money.  So it's likely that the Rams will take a wait-and-see approach with Rice.

Indeed, some league insiders think that no one will sign Rice until after the first regular-season game, given the rule that converts the base salary of all vested veterans (i.e., four years or more) into guaranteed income if the player is on the opening-day roster.  Signing Rice after Week One makes it financially easier to cut him loose if he's not effective on the field, or if he's a pain in the butt in the locker room.

There's also a belief in some league circles that the Rams' potential interest in Rice was leaked not by the team but by the Rice camp, possibly in order to drum up interest in a guy who has yet to command the attention that many had presumed when he was cut by Tampa Bay.


POSTED 9:43 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 10:02 p.m. EDT, August 12, 2007

VICK REPORT NOT DONE YET

Peter King of NBC just explained at halftime of Sunday night's preseason game that the report of former U.S. Attorney Eric Holder has not yet been completed, and won't be for at least a week or two.  Holder is the guy who has been asked to look into the question of whether Mike Vick violated the Personal Conduct Policy.

King also says that, absent such a report, Commissioner Roger Goodell won't make a decision as to whether Vick indeed violated the policy.

But King reiterated Goodell's comments to him from last month.  If it turns out that Vick was lying to Goodell when Vick said in April that there was no dog fighting occurring on Vick's property in Surry County, Virginia, Goodell will deem the misrepresentation to be a violation of the Personal Conduct Policy.

The fact that Tony Taylor already has pleaded guilty as charged to his involvement in a dog-fighting operation housed on Vick's property would seem to be enough proof to conclude that Vick was lying.  And, in turn, that would be enough to boot him out of the league, possibly for a year.


SUSPENSION CARRIES $28 MILLION PRICE TAG

If Falcons quarterback Mike Vick is suspended by the league prior to the start of the regular season, Vick will owe $28.76 million in bonus money that he already has received. 

We did the math on July 21; the full story can be seen in our U.S. v. Vick file.

The calculation was based on bonus forfeiture language used by the Falcons in a similar contract the team was using at about the same time that Vick signed his extension that carries $37 million in total bonus money.  The roster bonuses that were part of that total amount were converted to signing bonuses, and thus apparently are in play when the time comes to determine how much Vick owes.

The bigger question is whether Vick even has $28 million in liquid assets.  Sure, he's made plenty of money.  But he's spent plenty, too.  And he has paid taxes in the highest possible bracket.  He simply might not be able to write that check. 

Bottom line?  Even if Vick is acquitted on all charges, he could emerge from this mess with not much money left.


NO. 26 IS UP

Despite a one-day respite from both full-time jobs, it's not time to miss a beat on the 2007 preseason power rankings.

So it's another day, and another team listed.

Seven down, 25 to go.

The full list is right here.


POSTED 8:55 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 9:00 p.m. EDT, August 12, 2007

VICK SUSPENSION COMING?

Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports reports that a one-year suspension of Falcons quarterback Michael Vick likely will be imposed, either this week or next week.

Coles cites two unnamed sources in support of the report.  Said one of them:  "That's the direction it's going and has been from the time this started."

Said another source:  "The plan was to make sure it was announced before the season.  Given what everybody has seen from what [league] security found and what the feds are telling us, there's really no choice."

Before Vick was indicted, we'd heard from several sources that NFL security believed that Vick was involved in dog fighting, and that the NFL had a strong role in pressing the federal government to get involved, given the apparent desire of Surry County, Virginia prosecutor Gerald Poindexter to brush the whole thing under the rug (or, as the case may be, the blood- stained fighting pit carpeting).

The suspension would be imposed notwithstanding the proclamations of many talking heads (and you know who you are) that Vick can't be punished before resolution of the criminal case because this is his first official criminal charge.  But these non-lawyer journalists have never grasped the significance of the adverb "generally."  That one word makes it very easy for Commissioner Roger Goodell to explain that this isn't the "general" case, and that discipline is appropriate before the jury renders a verdict.

We agree.  Vick's current predicament isn't the result of a bad night at the club or being in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Vick is accused of being involved in a criminal enterprise that operated for multiple years, and involved among other things the cold-blooded killing of man's best friend.

This case is anything but "general."  Thus, no one should be surprised when the league treats it accordingly.


THANK YOU, MDS

Yours truly took a much-needed 24-hour break to spend some quality time with family in a secluded cabin on the Buckhannon River in Upshur County, West Virginia.  In past years, this would mean no new content on the site during the break.

But thanks to Michael David Smith the ball kept rolling while I was out of pocket.

Now let's keep rolling with the football stuff.


POSTED 2:27 p.m., August 12, 2007

RAMS EYEING SIMEON RICE  by Michael David Smith

The Rams are interested in defensive end Simeon Rice and might bring him to Rams Park for a visit.

Rice, a three-time Pro Bowler, was released by the Bucs last month and remains one of the league's few notable unrestricted free agents. The Bucs said Rice failed a physical, but it's been reported that Tampa Bay would have kept him around if he had been willing to accept a pay cut.

In addition to the Rams, the Giants and Titans have shown interest in Rice.

If he signed with St. Louis, the 33-year-old Rice would likely be used as a situational pass rusher. He would have little to no chance of unseating the Rams' starters, Leonard Little and James Hall.

Rice's 2006 season was cut short by a shoulder injury, and he recorded just two sacks in eight games.


SUNDAY AFTERNOON TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Cowboys LB Greg Ellis is worried that the Achilles injury he suffered last season could turn out to end his career.

Tony Romo says timing is the key to playing quarterback.

Giants LB Mathias Kiwanuka got off to a shaky start in his first live action since switching from defensive end.

The Giants aren't sure what they'll do about long snapping.

Eagles LB Chris Gocong is anxious to get on the field for the first time in 20 months.

CB Lito Sheppard finally took the field Saturday after missing 20 practices.

Redskins coach Joe Gibbs gave this assessment of the preseason opener: "Obviously, we're going to have to play a lot better than that."

The Redskins' undrafted rookie left tackle played like an undrafted rookie.

The Bears' Hall of Fame former tight end likes what he's seen of their rookie tight end.

WR Mark Bradley will have a bigger role in the Bears' offense.

Lions coach Rod Marinelli thinks opposing defensive coordinators are going to hate having to prepare for his team's four-receiver formation.

Lions DE Kalimba Edwards suffered a shoulder injury in the preseason opener, and RB Aveion Cason had a concussion.

The Packers' first-string offense could hardly have been less impressive in the preseason opener.

Packers DE Cullen Jenkins recorded two sacks against the Steelers.

Vikings coach Brad Childress says QB Tarvaris Jackson "had a good command of the offense, and that's what you're looking for."

Childress could line up RBs Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor in the backfield together.

Seven different wide receivers caught passes for the Falcons against the Jets.

After the Falcons allowed an average of 46 yards per kickoff return, coach Bobby Petrino said, "We've got a lot of work to do on special teams."

The Panthers started the preseason with a 13-play, 81-yard drive, and QB Jake Delhomme said, "It was huge."

LB Dan Morgan, who is trying to return after a series of concussions, dressed for the Panthers' preseason opener but didn't play.

Saints coach Sean Payton says of backup QB Tyler Palko, "The way that he takes care of the football is a concern."

Payton said the defense "played with better effort and energy."

Bucs coach Jon Gruden says of QB Chris Simms, "We can all talk about the elbow and the arm, but he isn't playing very well right now. When he starts to play better, he will get a chance to play. [Luke] McCown is outplaying him, and Bruce [Gradkowski] is outplaying him. I want him to play better."

Not only has WR Michael Clayton dropped out of the starting lineup in Tampa Bay, but it's starting to sound like he might not even make the roster.

Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt says his team had too many penalties in the preseason opener.

QB Matt Leinart missed high on at least three of his throws.

Coach Scott Linehan loved what he saw of the Rams' three first-day draft picks.

Rams WR Dominique Thomas will miss at least two weeks because of a rib injury sustained Friday.

In the Monday night opener, QB Alex Smith and the 49ers' starting offense will be on the field for 15 plays or the end of the first quarter, whichever comes first.

Coach Mike Nolan says tight spirals are a necessity in the windy conditions of Northern California.

Three Seattle tight ends are injured heading into tonight's game against the Chargers.

If their game in China hadn't been canceled, the Seahawks would have flown an extra 11,000 miles in their preseason schedule.


POSTED 12:54 p.m., August 12, 2007

ROBERT SMITH: AT LEAST 30 PERCENT OF PLAYERS CHEAT by Michael David Smith

Former Vikings running back Robert Smith has never been afraid to speak his mind, dating back to his days at Ohio State, when he quit the football team because he said a coach told him to skip class.

But a comment attributed to Smith today was surprising, even for a player who doesn't hesitate to state his opinions.

Speaking on ESPN's The Sports Reporters this morning, panelist Dan LeBatard gave this account of a conversation he had with Smith last week: "He guessed that at least 30 percent of football players are using some kind of performance enhancer. At least 30 percent."  

That's an odd thing for Smith to say, considering that in 2005, he told the Washington Post that steroid use is "probably not much more widespread than the people you see getting caught. I think if more people were doing it, you'd see more people getting caught. It's not that easy to hide."

If performance-enhancing drug use isn't easy to hide, how could 30 percent of the NFL be getting away with it? LeBatard's comment was just a brief aside in a discussion that was mostly about Barry Bonds, but now that it's out there, both Smith and LeBatard should clarify it.


POSTED 12:25 p.m., August 12, 2007

CONCUSSION DOC ACCUSED OF CONFLICT OF INTEREST  by Michael David Smith

The NFL has a growing problem on its hands with the public perception that the league doesn't do enough for players who suffer concussions on the field, and questions are being raised about Dr. Mark Lovell, who is described as the NFL's top consultant on head trauma.

Peter Keating of ESPN The Magazine has a story up at ESPN.com that explores whether Lovell has a conflict of interest resulting from his role as chairman of a company that sells neuropsychological testing software to NFL teams.

Keating, who also appeared on this morning's edition of Outside the Lines to discuss the issue, reports that Lovell's company sells diagnostic software known by the abbreviation ImPACT. Per Keating, Lovell hasn't always disclosed his obvious financial incentive to see ImPACT systems sell. And the systems do sell -- according to Keating, 30 of the NFL's 32 teams now use ImPACT.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has told every NFL team to implement baseline neuropsychological tests, and ImPACT, Keating reports, "has since become the league's de facto standard testing system." This despite the fact that, Keating reports, many experts aren't convinced of the effectiveness of ImPACT.

Keating spoke to Christopher Randolph, professor of neurology at Loyola University Medical Center in Chicago and former Bears team neuropsychologist, who questioned whether it's ethical for Lovell to advise the NFL if his advice will essentially be, "buy my ImPACT system."

"It is a major conflict of interest, scientifically irresponsible," Randolph tells Keating. "We are trying to get to what the real risks are of sports-related concussion, and you have to wonder why they are promoting testing. Do they have an agenda to sell more ImPACTs?"

As long as others in the medical community are raising such questions about the NFL's top concussion advisor, the NFL's concussion problem will continue to grow.


POSTED 7:45 a.m., August 12, 2007

YOUNG LEFT TITANS' HOTEL WITHOUT PERMISSION  by Michael David Smith

Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean reports that the rules violation that got Titans quarterback Vince Young benched for Saturday night's preseason opener had to do with staying at home, rather than at the team hotel, Friday night.

According to Wyatt, Young broke curfew by spending Friday night at home instead of at the hotel where the Titans stay during training camp. Players with less than four years' experience are required to stay at the hotel. Young is in his second season.

"I made a decision to not allow Vince to play in the ball game for violating a team rule, period. End of story,'' Titans coach Jeff Fisher said. "He will be back practicing Monday with his teammates. He is our starting quarterback and we like him. He is going to be a good quarterback. … I am done talking about it.''

Young wore street clothes and stood on the sidelines during the Titans' 14-6 loss to the Redskins. He did not speak to reporters before or after the game.

Wyatt reports that Young's teammates defended him after the game and suggested that a similar violation would not have resulted in a similar punishment if the game had mattered.

Defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth was asked if the Titans were fortunate Young didn't break curfew before a regular-season game, and Haynesworth answered, "I don't know if he would be sitting out in the regular season, to be honest. Those games are a little more important.''


POSTED 7:26 a.m., August 12, 2007

DARREN MCFADDEN: NO DECISION YET  by Michael David Smith

Saturday morning in this space we noted that ESPN.com quoted the mother of Arkansas running back Darren McFadden saying her son plans to enter the NFL after the 2007 college season.

But Saturday night, McFadden said he has not made a decision.

"That's something right now I haven't really thought about -- my college future or what I'm going to do in the future," McFadden told the Northwest Arkansas Morning News. "Right now, I'm just focusing on the season."

"I don't know what was really said in the conversation, but my mom said there were some things that were misunderstood. But it's something right now I'm not thinking about. (I'm) just moving forward right now."

For her part, Mini Muhammad, McFadden's mother, claims ESPN.com's Pat Forde didn't understand what she told him.

"No, (Darren) hasn't made a decision," Muhammad told the Morning News. "I didn't even tell that man (Darren's) made a decision."

Although McFadden is a top prospect who will almost certainly be a Top 10 pick when he enters the draft, asking his mother now what he'll do isn't a particularly reliable way of determining what he'll actually do five months from now. So many things could change in the interim -- he could get hurt, his family's financial status could change, Arkansas coach Houston Nutt could leave, etc. -- that even if he thinks he knows what he's going to do, he might change his mind before he has to declare for the draft in January.


POSTED 6:16 a.m., August 12, 2007

CHIEFS, LARRY JOHNSON GETTING CLOSER  by Michael David Smith

Adam Schefter of NFL Network is reporting that the Chiefs and running back Larry Johnson have had contact talks recently that indicate the sides are getting closer to a long-term contract extension.

Schefter reports that the team and the Johnson camp engaged in serious discussions last week, and made good progress Saturday. They expect to keep talking this week.

Per Schefter, the tone of conversations between the two sides has improved since training camp kicked off, and Johnson and the team both want to get a deal done that will have Johnson in a Chiefs uniform when Week 1 of the regular season kicks off. The Chiefs and Johnson had been reported to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $15 million apart on guaranteed money, and that is apparently no longer the case.

Of course, "getting closer" and actually having a signed contract are two very different things, and it's possible that Johnson, his representatives or Chiefs General Manager Carl Peterson will balk at something and bring the talks to a standstill. But for now, there's increasing optimism that a deal could get done.


POSTED 7:13 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 7:18 p.m., August 11, 2007

TITANS BENCH VINCE YOUNG  by Michael David Smith

Titans quarterback Vince Young will not play in tonight's preseason opener against the Redskins after violating a team rule, the Tennessean is reporting.

Coach Jeff Fisher would not reveal the rule Young violated. “He will be on the sidelines tonight, and will practice this week and play next weekend at New England,’’ Fisher said.

Kerry Collins will start at quarterback for the Titans.

At this point there's no reason to speculate about what Young might have done to draw Fisher's ire, but Fisher no doubt wants to send a message to his young quarterback that he's going to hold him to a high standard -- a message Fisher obviously wishes he could have made clearer to Pacman Jones.

Maybe this incident is the first sign that the Madden Curse has struck again.


POSTED 6:38 p.m. EDT, August 11, 2007

BILLS' ANTHONY HARGROVE SUSPENDED  by Michael David Smith

Bills defensive end Anthony Hargrove has been suspended four games for a violation of the league's substance abuse policy.

Hargrove is eligible to continue playing in the preseason, but he will miss the Bills' first four regular-season games and be docked four weeks' salary. He will be eligible to return to the active roster on Monday, October 1.

The suspension comes less than a week after Hargrove was arrested in Rochester and charged with misdemeanor harassment, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest following an altercation with police officers. Hargrove pleaded not guilty and is expected back in court on Tuesday, August 21 for a pre-trial hearing.

No details were released about the nature of Hargrove's substance-abuse violation, and it's not clear whether he will face additional discipline from the league for the incident in Rochester.

A brief statement on the Bills' web site reads, "In compliance with the NFL’s confidentiality clause in the Substance Abuse Policy, the Bills are prohibited from discussing any details of the suspension."


POSTED 3:32 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 4:48 p.m. EDT, August 11, 2007

COURT OKAYS PACMAN AGREEMENT

A judge in Tennessee has modified a temporary restraining order, allowing Titans cornerback Pacman Jones to appear at a TNA pay-per-view event on Sunday night, as long as he does nothing to put himself at risk of injury.

"It doesn't mean he can't participate and be present at whatever he's under contract to do with them," Titans COO Steve Underwood said.  "It just means that he can't participate in anything where he's going to get hurt.  That was always our concern."

The agreement applies to Jones and to TNA, which joined the discussions and participated in the agreement.

Though it's still unclear whether the agreement brings the case to a conclusion or merely sets the parameters of what is and isn't allowed as the litigation proceeds, Alex Marvez of FOXSports.com writes that another Titans player, defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch, previously has appeared at a TNA event, and was involved in physical contact there.

Vanden Bosch pulled wrestler James Harris out of the ring while he was facing former Titans tight end Frank Wycheck.

So why would the Titans allow Vanden Bosch to get physical but not allow Jones to participate?  Maybe the Titans didn't know about Vanden Bosch's plans.  Or maybe the Titans are so upset with Jones that they'll oppose his efforts simply to twist his tail.

And that raises another point, which several readers have raised with us.  Why don't the Titans just cut the guy?

It's a fair question, but we think that the team fears that, if they release him now and he eventually returns to the NFL and fulfills his potential, they'll look doubly stoopid for drafting a bust and then giving up on him before he busted out.  Also, we think that the team is hoping to trade him next year, after his suspension ends.  And that would explained the franchise's desire to ensure that he stays healthy.

Then there's the whole bonus repayment issue.  There's a feeling that, if the team cuts him before a certain point, the team will forfeit the ability to recover money due to his one-year suspension.

Hey, there's still a market for a guy like Pacman.  He possesses two very desirable skills at the NFL level -- covering receivers and returning kicks.  If/when he straightens himself out and realizes that participating in sideshow stunts won't get him back to the NFL any sooner, he could still have a decent career for himself.


ALL-SEINFELD TEAM KEEPS GROWING

As we continue to get more suggestions from readers, and as we continue to think of some of our own to add to the list, the roster of the All-Seinfeld Team continues to grow.

As a result, there are nearly 90 entries on the list.  We won't stop until there are at least 100.

The updated list is right here.


PFT JOINS THE JUNKIES

On Saturday night, we'll be making our first visit with D.C.'s legendary Sports Junkies as part of their Redskins pre-game broadcast.  The show runs from 6:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. on WJFK, and can be heard by clicking the "listen live" link on this page.

Yours truly will join the party at 7:00 p.m. or so.

And the plan is to make an appearance on each of their Redskins pre-game broadcasts for the entire 2007 season.  But we figure that we'll find a way to screw it up.  Possibly by the end of the preseason.

On Sunday afternoon, it'll be time for the weekly spot with Denny Hocking and Dan Moriarty of FOX Sports Radio.  Tune in at 4:30 p.m. EDT. 


NO. 27 IS UP

We're continuing our climb up the NFL ladder.  With No. 32 through No. 28 in the same bag that some of their fans will be wearing over their heads this season, we venture into teams that aren't that much better, but whose fans might not have gotten the memo.

Thus, we expect plenty of people to be unhappy with the team we've pegged for No. 27 on the list.

The entire list is right here.


POSTED 10:25 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 10:30 a.m. EDT, August 11, 2007

PACMAN AGREES NOT TO WRESTLE

The Nashville Tennessean reports that Titans cornerback Pacman Jones has agreed not to engage in pro wrestling.  In exchange, the Titans have agreed to allow Jones to be involved with the TNA pro wrestling "league."

But Jones' agreement includes not only a commitment not to wrestle, but also to avoid physical contact or any other wrestling activity that puts him at risk of physical injury.

The parties will present their agreement to a judge on Saturday morning, and will request that he modify the temporary restraining order that was entered on Friday.

This means that Jones will be allowed to appear at TNA's Sunday night pay-per-view event, but that he won't be allowed to enter the ring for the purposes of wrestling, or to do any of the things that the folks on the periphery of a wrestling match do from time to time, such as enter the ring with a chair or some other hard object.

But we suspect that the folks at TNA will come up with some ideas for getting Pacman into the action.  He could throw tomatoes or eggs at wrestlers.  He could "make it rain" funny money on the T-'n'-A of TNA.  He could fire a gun with blanks in it at the wrestlers. 

As long as he's not at risk of injury, he can do pretty much whatever they want him to do.

Then again, does anyone expect that Jones and TNA won't push the limits of any such agreement?  It might be a poor legal strategy, but it will be great for business.

It's not clear whether this agreement is temporary or permanent.  It's possible that Jones could still fight the case, on substantive grounds or on technicalities.  As we mentioned on Friday, Jones might be able to argue that any effort to enforce the terms of his football contract must be addressed via a grievance that is ruled upon by an arbitrator, and that the lawsuit should be dismissed.  Also, Jones could argue that the limitations contained in his football contract don't apply during an unpaid suspension.

We're not sure how the latter argument will hold up in a court of law, but it would have plenty of appeal in the court of public opinion.  We've received lots of e-mails from readers who think that it is incredibly unfair for the league to tell Jones that he can't play football, and then for the Titans to tell him that he can't take advantage of an opportunity to make money while on suspension.

An interesting factual issue that could arise in this regard is whether any Titans players are involved in hobbies that could give rise to a significant risk of personal injury, and whether the team is aware of these activities.  If so, and if the team has done nothing to stop them from engaging in such hobbies, Jones could argue that the Titans have established a precedent in matters of this nature and that they should not be allowed to deviate from this practice selectively.

Again, we don't know how such an argument would be viewed by a court of law, but it's an intriguing possibility.

Regardless of the approach that Jones takes, it's going to be very hard for him to argue that pro wrestling doesn't involve a "significant risk of personal injury."  As we surmised on Friday, Jones' contract with TNA contains a disclaimer which confirms that Jones could get hurt.

"YOU FULLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE RENDERING OF YOUR SERVICES HEREUNDER MAY BE HAZARDOUS, YOU KNOWINGLY AND VOLUNTARILY TAKE ON AND ASSUME THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH RISK . . . ."

Said the Titans in a legal filing, "It would be the height of absurdity for [Jones] to argue that professional wrestling for TNA — itself promoted a 'high risk' endeavor — did not well exceed the prohibition of his NFL Player Contract — engoing [sic] in any activity 'which may involve a significant risk of personal injury.'"

The Tennessean notes that the Titans have not yet made TNA a party to the action, but could do so after the pre-trial discovery process unfolds.  If, for example, Jones were to testify at a deposition that TNA was aware of the limitations in Jones' contract but nevertheless persisted in its efforts to get him to sign a deal with them to be a wrestler, TNA could be responsible for interfering with the Titans' contractual rights.

All of this hinges on the question of whether the agreement that was reached on Friday is temporary, or whether it is permanent.

Either way, Jones will appear on Sunday night's pay-per-view event.  But merely as a spectator.   


ALL-SEINFELD TEAM IS ALREADY UPDATED

We've already received from readers some great ideas for additions to our All-Seinfeld Team, and we've thought of a few on our own.

The updated list is right here.


SATURDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Martin Gramatica vs. Nick Folk for the kicking job may be the biggest battle in Cowboys camp.

Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett likes using two-tight-end formations with Anthony Fasano and Jason Witten.

Most of the Giants' starters will play only the first two series in Saturday night's preseason opener against the Panthers.

There's a competition to determine Giants TE Jeremy Shockey's backup.

Eagles K David Akers made a kick in practice that got his teammates the night off.

Eagles G Shawn Andrews is out with a sprained ankle; on Friday his backup, Scott Young, suffered a sprained knee.

It doesn't sound like Redskins coach Joe Gibbs and offensive coordinator Al Saunders are on the same page.

Redskins DT Cornelius Griffin has taken DT Kedric Golston under his wing.

When Bears DT Tommie Harris was asked if he'd play in tonight's exhibition opener, he said, "Noooooo. I want to rest up."

Bears QB Rex Grossman said, "I hope to look sharp.  I hope there aren't too many missed assignments."

The Lions dominated the last 10 minutes of their preseason opener with the Bengals, meaning the guys who'll get cut in Detroit are better than the guys who'll get cut in Cincinnati.

Lions spokesman Bill Keenist said of a report that RB Kevin Jones will miss at least the first six games, "That is absolutely untrue.  That's premature.  No decision has been made."

Packers WR Donald Driver says of teammate Shaun Bodiford, who plays on the kickoff coverage, "You've got to be loony to hit a wedge.  Shaun is one of those loony guys."

For being the league's smallest media market, Green Bay sure does have a lot of TV and radio stations covering the Packers.

Vikings owner Zygi Wilf is confident that the team is improving.

Coach Brad Childress says RB Adrian Peterson is showing power on inside runs.

QB Joey Harrington says of being in Atlanta, "My confidence level is miles beyond what it was in Miami and Detroit."  (And that's because he has yet to play in a regular-season game in Atlanta.)

Falcons rookie S Daren Stone made some big plays against the Jets.

The preseason opener will give the Panthers' coaches their first look at QB David Carr in game conditions.

Rookie LB Jon Beason has taken reps with the Panthers first-team defense, but he'll likely work with the second team in Saturday night's game.

Saints WR Robert Meachem called scoring a preseason touchdown, "one of the greatest feelings in the world, besides having my little girl."

Backup QB Tyler Palko led the Saints in rushing against the Bills.

Rookie DE Gaines Adams had an impressive debut for the Bucs.

Bucs QB Luke McCown went 7-for-7 for 68 yards in his first NFL action of any kind in two years.

Cardinals DE Bertrand Berry has lost 15 pounds to get down to 256.

Cards boss Ken Whisenhunt says of his first preseason game as a head coach, "A lot of us young, new coaches will be excited."

Rams K Kevin Lovell isn't going to beat out Jeff Wilkins, but kicking the game-winning field goal in last night's preseason game could help him catch on somewhere else.

Rams WR Marques Hagans did good work on returns with Dante Hall sidelined by a sore hamstring.

San Francisco coach Mike Nolan is pleased with the practice habits of WR Darrell Jackson.

Backup QB Trent Dilfer is 35 years old, but he still showed some speed on the bootleg in Friday's practice.

Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren says, "Our safety position is as strong and deep as it's been since I've been here."

QB Matt Hasselbeck, RB Shaun Alexander, and LT Walter Jones will play a few series in the preseason opener against the Chargers.


POSTED 9:31 a.m. EDT, August 11, 2007

MCFADDEN HEADING TO NFL?

Arkansas running back Darren McFadden apparently plans to come to the NFL after the coming college season.

How do we know?  Because ESPN.com apparently badgered his mom into giving up the goods.

"He told me [Friday], 'Mom, I'll be through in December,'" said Mini Muhammed.  "I said, 'What you mean?'  He said, 'I'll be through.'  That's what he told me."

Asked by ESPN.com whether this means (duh) that he'll be entering the draft, Muhammed said, "Yeah.  He'll be making big money."

On Wednesday, however, McFadden told ESPN.com that he wouldn't make a decision until after the season.

McFadden is a junior, and was not redshirted.  Under NFL rules, his first year of draft eligibility is 2008.

Look, we've got no problem with the folks from ESPN.com doing whatever they have to do to break stories.  But why pester the kid's parents with this stuff?  Clearly, McFadden knew what he was going to do, but opted not to say so before his final season -- especially since it could cause some Heisman voters to be inclined not to vote for him if they believe that he created a needless distraction for his team.

Now, there might be a rift between McFadden and his mom.  Thanks, ESPN.com.  

The other premier NCAA running back, Steve Slaton, has said that he wants to stay at West Virginia for two more years, even though he could enter the draft in 2008, too.  Then again, no one has worked on his mom yet to give up the goods as to what he really plans to do.


POSTED 8:31 p.m. EDT;  LAST UPDATED 11:34 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

RUSSELL BUYS A HOUSE IN OAKLAND

Though there's no end in sight to his holdout, the No. 1 overall pick in the draft has bought a house in the town where his new team plays.

Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell recently purchased a home in Oakland.

Russell has missed 19 practices in a squabble over both money and contract structure.


THE ALL-SEINFELD TEAM

Inspired by a suggestion from Todd Wright of Sporting News Radio, here's our first ever All-Seinfeld Team, a list of NFL figures and their corresponding character from the Seinfeld series.

This is an evolving roster.  If you can think of any more, let us know.


BRATTON STAYING PUT?

Earlier this week, there were strong rumors that recruiter Melvin Bratton was leaving (or already had left) the firm of Lock, Metz & Malinovic, and that unsigned Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell could ultimately decide to follow Bratton to his new landing spot.

The current talk on the league grapevine is that Bratton has received a sweetened deal from LMM, and likely will stay put.

Stay tuned.

If Russell changes agencies, he'll be required to wait five days before formally signing with the new shop.


NO. 28 IS UP

Five days, five teams.

We're working our way up the NFL ladder as we preview every team, in the order of worst to first.

The full list is here.


FRIDAY EVENING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS

Ravens CB Chris McAlister wants to play four more years as a cornerback, and four more as a safety.

The Bengals scratched 18 players on Thursday night due to injury.

Lions WR Shaun McDonald caught a long touchdown pass when Bengals defenders tried to blanket WR Calvin Johnson.

The starting quarterback for the Browns' preseason opener will be determined by a coin flip.  (In an unrelated story, Romeo Crennel chose sausage over pizza for dinner tonight because the sausage has a "quicker release.")

Browns coach Romeo Crennel called rookie Brady Quinn "frisky."  (What, did Quinn try to grab Romeo's crotch?)

The Broncos love their rookies.

Converted FB Cecil Sapp could be the primary backup to Broncos RB Travis Henry.

Texans rookie WR Jacoby Jones will see plenty of action on Saturday night, both at wideout and as a punt returner.

The Colts' starting defense got extra work on Thursday night.

Jags LB Clint Ingram quit playing video games because he always broke the controller when he lost

One-time first-round Jags WR Reggie Williams worked on Thursday as the scout-team punt returner.

Chiefs rookie DT Tank Tyler will likely start against the Browns on Saturday night.

Two-thirds of a $300 million upgrade are done at Dolphin Stadium.

Local fans are nuts for the Pats this year.

The Jets are looking for veteran depth in the secondary.

How long will the Josh McCown era last in Oakland?  (Here's a hint -- don't blink.)

Steelers RB Willie Parker (knee) was able to practice on Thursday after nearly 10 days off.

Parker and G Alan Faneca are the only starters who'll miss the Steelers' preseason home opener against the Packers.

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger practiced on Thursday after someone stepped on his foot the day before.

The Chargers' preseason opener is a sellout.

Another Pacman Jones interview will be aired on Tuesday, on HBO's Real Sports.


POSTED 5:05 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 5:24 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

TNA TO DEFY PACMAN ORDER?

Despite the issuance of a temporary restraining order that prevents Pacman Jones from "wrestling" or "performing services" for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, the Nashville Tennessean reports that a TNA spokesman says that Jones "will appear as scheduled at the Hard Justice pay-per-view event this Sunday night."

But isn't that "performing services"?  And at what point does TNA get itself in trouble for inducing Jones to breach his contract and/or aiding and abetting the violation of a court order?

(Answer:  "Who cares?  We're making a sh-tload of money off of this.")

This thing could get ugly, fast.  If it appears that the order will be violated, law enforcement officials could be dispatched to physically prevent Jones from appearing at the event. 

Hopefully, the TNA folks will have plenty of cameras outside the arena.

Until Jones beats back that TRO, this will be all we see of him on TNA.

 


MORE FAKE FOOTBALL, FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

If you're like us (and, if you are, please convey our condolences to your family members), you hate preseason football.  But, if you're like us, you also will feel compelled to watch because, hey, it looks and sounds like NFL football.  Besides, what the hell else is on?

It is, but it isn't.  And yet we'll still watch tonight.  Tomorrow night.  Sunday night.  Monday night.

With so many additional preseason games coming up, it probably makes sense for us to drop right here our PFTV segement about the first preseason contest -- the Hall of Fame game from Sunday night.  Before it gets even more stale.


POSTED 4:59 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

"HARD JUSTICE" FOR PACMAN

The Tennessee Titans have taken legal action to prevent cornerback Pacman Jones from climbing into a wrestling ring.

Although the media reports aren't clear (because journalists typically aren't lawyers), it appears that a judge has issued a temporary restraining order to prevent Jones from entering the ring during Sunday's night's TNA pay-per-view event, ironically dubbed Hard Justice.

"Today we filed a motion in Williamson County asking for a court order preventing Jones from participating in any wrestling activity," the Titans said in a statement.  "All NFL players have language in their contracts that prohibit them from engaging in activities 'which may involve a significant risk of personal injury.'  We certainly believe wrestling to be hazardous and it is obvious from the player's conduct that he is ignoring this aspect of his agreements with the club.  As an organization, we feel it is our obligation to protect our rights in this instance."

Per media reports, the judge has set the case for a hearing.  At the hearing, the Titans most likely will ask the court to convert the temporary restraining order to what's known as a "temporary injunction" or a "preliminary injunction."  If such an injunction is issued, Jones will be prevented from wrestling until the case is fully resolved on the merits.

The bar for getting a preliminary injunction is a high one.  The party seeking such relief must show, among other things, that it will suffer harm that cannot later be remedied by money damages if the preliminary injunction is not issued.  Also, the party seeking the preliminary injunction must show a strong likelihood that it ultimately will win the case.

It's possible for a preliminary injunction to be denied, but for the party seeking the injunction to later prevail. 

Also, the fact that a temporary restraining order was entered doesn't mean a whole lot at this point.  Such orders often are obtained without the defendant even being involved in the process, and are aimed at freezing the situation in place until the court can address whether a preliminary injunction should be entered.

It's not yet known whether the suit is against Jones or TNA, or both.  If the suit is against Jones only, Jones could argue that the proper remedy would be to file a non-injury grievance under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, and to seek an expedited hearing.  However, it's highly unlikely that the pursuit of a grievance by the team would have resulted in a ruling blocking Jones from wrestling on Sunday night.

Finally, we suspect that the Titans have taken this step with, at a minimum, a discreet nod from the league office.  And that tells us that Pacman can go ahead and make plans for every Sunday from early November through the end of the year, because he undoubtedly won't be working on any of those days.


POSTED 3:10 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2005

GOODELL PONDERING VICK GAMBLING ANGLE

Though the NFL and the media haven't had much to say about the gambling aspects of Mike Vick's indictment on federal conspiracy charges, that all could be changing.

Asked whether the details of the dog-fighting operation has overshadowed the fact that it was, in essence, a gambling enterprise, Commissioner Roger Goodell told USA Today, "Not from our standpoint."

"Listen, we're sickened by the allegations and the predicament Michael put himself in," Goodell said.  "But there are a lot of things in the indictment that concern the NFL that may not be of a greater concern from a law enforcement standpoint."

The league's gambling policy is a stand-alone document, and its principles pop up in the Standard Player Contract.  Knowingly associating with gamblers or with gambling activity is enough to get a player in serious trouble, including banned for life.  Vick currently is accused of funding a dog-fighting operation in which the owners of the two canines put up an equal amount of money, and the winner took the pot.

There are also indications that Goodell's ongoing review of the situation isn't necessarily focused on whether Vick is legally guilty of the precise charges that have been made against him.  Instead, because Vick flatly denied to the Commissioner in April that any dog fighting was occurring on Vick's property, the Commissioner might have enough proof to justify imposing discipline under the conduct policy if he merely concludes that dog-fighting happened there, regardless of Vick's level of involvement.

"Now I have to compare that to the facts as best I can," Goodell said, "and try to understand, 'Is this accurate what he told me?  Is it inaccurate?'"

If the admission of guilty of Tony Taylor is to be given any credence, then Vick's words were inaccurate. 

The Commissioner isn't bound by the notions of due process; the union already has bargained away any such rights.  Thus, Goodell can conduct his own investigation, make his own determination, impose discipline, and then review the decision on appeal.

Of course, it doesn't mean that Goodell won't be fair.  We think he will.  But we also think he has enough evidence to conclude that Vick has done enough to merit a stiff punishment under the terms of the Personal Conduct Policy, which aimed to prevent players from undermining the integrity or public perception of the game of professional football.

And when Goodell imposes discipline before the legal proceedings are concluded, we wonder whether all of the members of the "real" media who presumed that the Personal Conduct Policy prevents such an outcome for first-time offenders will acknowledge their error.


POSTED 1:04 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

IRONS OUT FOR SEASON

Bengals rookie running back Kenny Irons has pulled a Ki-Jana Carter.

Irons, the team's second-round pick in the 2007 draft, tore an ACL in the preseason opener against the Lions on Thursday night.

As Bengals.com points out, Carter's torn ACL came against the Lions as well, in a 1995 preseason game.  Carter was the first overall selection in the draft that year.

The team hoped that Irons would perform better than 2004 first-round selection Chris Perry, whose career as the backup to Rudi Johnson has been marred by injury.  Perry currently is on the PUP list.


POSTED 12:40 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 12:54 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

COMMISH COULD COME DOWN HARD ON PACMAN

There's a growing belief in league circles that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will not allow Pacman Jones to return to the NFL in 2007 due to Jones' decision to use his suspension to become a pro wrestler.

Said one source, "The Commissioner doesn't want suspended players to make a mockery of the game."

And Jones is making a mockery of the game, and of himself.  His interviews have been even more laughable than usual, and his public statements also show no appreciation -- at all -- of the gravity of his current situation.

Meanwhile, who in the hell is giving Jones advice?  Is it his lawyer, Manny Arora?  Is it his agent, Michael Huyghue?  Or it is Pacman's personalized Magic 8 ball that includes answers like "make it rain," "bite someone," and "go get your gun"?

As to Huyghue, we're amazed that he has sat idly by while Jones has continued to push the shovel into the rock bottom of his own personal hole.  Did Huyghue, a former front-office exec who should be able to appreciate why the league might not be comfortable with Pacman's new hobby, agree with this course of action?  If Huyghue didn't, then why does he continue to be a party to the Jones camp?

Either way, Huyghue surely is losing respect around the league for continuing to be associated with this slowly-unfolding train wreck.

We're also intrigued by an item in Thursday's Nashville Tennessean, in which Vegas strip club bouncer George Petraski openly wonders whether TNA is setting Jones up to be injured by wrestlers who are out for revenge after the February incident that resulted in the shooting of former wrestler Tommy Urbanski.

"Maybe the joke might be on Pacman," Petraski said.  "Because [TNA co-founder] Jeff [Jarrett] knew us and he knew Tom and maybe he is saying, 'Hey, this guy is a clown, let's get him in here and hurt him.'

"In the wrestling business it's called a 'shoot,' and that is when it is real, when they try and take you out.  A lot of guys know Tom, and us guys in wrestling are like a clique.  They might beat Pacman into submission."

Hey, that possibility might do more for TNA's pay-per-view revenues than anything that TNA could ever do on its own.


TITANS' CASE WOULD BE STRONG

A few readers have scoffed at the notion that pro wrestling violates Paragraph 3 of the Standard Player Contract, which prohibits a player from engaging in "any activity other than football which may involve a significant risk of personal injury."

As one reader argued, pro wrestling doesn't involve a "significant" risk of personal injury because few pro wrestlers actually suffer "significant injury."  Instead, they emerge at best with a smattering of bumps and bruises.

But that's not what the contract says.  Jones, and every NFL player, may not engage in any activity that "may involve a significant risk of personal injury."  The contract doesn't say that players are prohibited from engaging in activities that "may involve a risk of significant injury."

The difference is, well, significant.  Surely, there's a significant risk that pro wrestlers will suffer "personal injury."  The contract doesn't place a degree on the term "personal injury."  And while some might resort to the "you can get hurt doing anything" routine, the key is whether the activity entails a "significant risk" of any injury.

Apart from the plain language of the contract, as further honed by the application of common sense, we suspect that Jones' contract with TNA contains language like this:  "Jones realizes that professional wrestling entails a significant risk of personal injury, and Jones fully and freely accepts this risk."  TNA would use that language to limit its liability in the event that Jones is actually injured, and the Titans would then be able to turn that language around and use it against TNA and Pacman. 

So, as we suggested earlier in the day, the question for the Titans isn't whether they'd successfully shut down Jones' wrestling "career."  We think that if the blue-suited sharks at Covington & Burling get the order to proceed, an injunction would quickly be issued.  The real question is whether they even want to dignify Pacman and/or the "sport" by pursuing legal options.


POSTED 10:36 a.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

ALLEN CEMENTS STATUS ON ALL-TIME, ALL-TURD TEAM

As our old friend Dante always says, "Once a turd, always a turd."

Lately, that theory has been proven to be true by Pacman Jones, who simply doesn't (and never will) understand the cause-and-effect relationship between his behavior and the consequences of it.

But there's another guy who hasn't learned anything from a string of anti-social actions.

Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen has had plenty of problems over the years, culminating in a two-game suspension resulting from his most recent DUI arrest.  And while the stuff that goes on off the field troubles us because it subjects innocent citizens to injury or worse (see Leonard Little), we don't have much patience for guys who use the haze of full-contact football as cover for intentionally attempting to injure other players.

Allen doesn't see it that way.  HBO's Hard Knocks crew caught Allen advising a rookie that the best way to get an offensive lineman to stop holding is to "[j]ust kick him in the [groin]." 

Yeah, rook.  Anytime anyone is doing something you don't like, don't raise it with the game officials.  Just kick him in the groin.

Maybe we can apply that principle to other day-to-day situations.   If someone cuts in front of you at the movies, just kick him in the groin.  If a guy goes to the "15 items or less" register with 16 or more, just kick him in the groin.  If your son doesn't clean up his room fast enough for you, just kick him in the groin.

We realize that football attracts guys who are inclined to kick other people in the groin, but at a time when the fans and the media are beginning to expect these men to act like something other than wild animals, we think that the teams and the league should be a bit more sensitive to the message that is being sent.

Especially when the editors of the Hard Knocks series are considering whether to provide the nuances of Jared Allen's D-line techniques to any kids in the audience who might be trying to figure out how to get the offensive linemen on their pee-wee teams to quit holding. 

(And thanks to MDS for noticing this nugget from Allen in the Kansas City Star article to which we linked on Thursday morning in our item about the Larry Johnson holdout.)


FRIDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Lions coach Rod Marinelli thinks all three quarterbacks were impressive during the preseason opener against the Bengals.

WR Calvin Johnson used his 6-foot-5 frame to beat CB Leon Hall, the Bengals' 5-foot-11 first-round pick, for a jump ball in the second quarter.

The Cowboys want S Roy Williams to line up near the line of scrimmage more often, but they couldn't do that Thursday night against the Colts' three-receiver sets.

Rookie OT Doug Free, starting in place of the injured Flozell Adams, sprained his knee in the third quarter.

Robert Douglas, the only fullback on the Giants' roster, says he's "surprised they didn't bring in someone else" after starter Jim Finn was lost for the season.

Rookie LB Zak DeOssie will become the Giants' long snapper as long as Ryan Kuehl is out with a calf injury.

Eagles TE L.J. Smith aggravated the sports hernia he had surgically repaired in May.

The fans in Bethlehem, Pa., booed QB Kevin Kolb when he threw an interception in Eagles camp.  

Redskins K Shaun Suisham and P Derrick Frost have no competition at training camp.

RB Clinton Portis won't play for the Redskins until the tendonitis in his knee becomes manageable.

LB Brian Urlacher was held out of practice for the third consecutive day Thursday, and he's unlikely to play in Saturday's preseason opener.

Bears C Olin Kreutz lined up at tight end in training camp practice and dropped a pass in the end zone from QB Chris Leak.

The Packers had three straight picks in the sixth round of this year's draft, and all three players looked good in Thursday's practice.

Packers offensive coordinator Joe Philbin says of the team's young offensive linemen, "they've made some strides."

Vikings assistant coach George Stewart is working to get WR Troy Williamson to reach his full potential.  (We'd settle for Williams cathing at least one of every two passes that hit his hands.) 

LT Bryant McKinnie heard the Chiefs' defensive line talking trash on HBO's Hard Knocks and said, "I'm going to remember that."

A year after handling punts, field goals, and kickoffs for the Falcons, Michael Koenen is just the punter in Atlanta now.

Falcons coach Bobby Petrino wants to see RB Jerious Norwood run between the tackles.

Panthers rookie WR Ryne Robinson is expected to handle the kick return duties in Carolina, but he hasn't addressed the subject with former kick returner Steve Smith because "I know he still has got that chip on his shoulder about [returning kicks]."

New Panthers offensive coordinator Jeff Davidson plans to make good use of the screen pass.

Saints third-string QB Tyler Palko will play the majority of the game against the Bills.

Josh Bullocks is ahead of Kevin Kaesviharn in the free safety competition in New Orleans.

With Bucs FB Mike Alstott out for the season and likely done for good, Tampa Bay now has five players left who started in Super Bowl XXXVII:  RB Michael Pittman, LB Derrick Brooks, DE Greg Spires, and CBs Ronde Barber and Brian Kelly.

Alstott's departure means undrafted rookie FB Byron Storer has a good chance of making the team.

The Cardinals have two UMass running backs in training camp.

QB Matt Leinart says of training camp, "I think the grind part is kind of over."  (Hey, we didn't know Paris Hilton was visiting Matt at camp.)

Rams S Corey Chavous calls the preseason a time "to get your timing back."

Rookie DT Adam Carriker will play most of the first half in the preseason opener.

Linebackers coach Mike Singletary took over 49ers practice to fill in for head coach Mike Nolan while Nolan attended Bill Walsh's memorial service.

TE Vernon Davis can be cocky and abrasive, but please, don't compare him to Terrell Owens.

Seahawks rookie DT Brandon Mebane is having a good training camp.

DE Bryce Fisher is making the adjustment from the left side of the line to the right.


POSTED 7:25 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 8:20 a.m. EDT, August 10, 2007

PACMAN MAKES WRESTLING DEBUT, SORT OF

Titans cornerback Pacman Jones officially began his relationship with TNA wrestling on Thursday night, with several video segments played throughout the course of a one-hour show on Spike TV.

Per Jim Wyatt of the Nashville Tennessean, Jones did not wrestle.  Instead, he made five pre-taped appearances during breaks in the "action," and his name was mentioned several times as part of the promotion of an upcoming pay-per-view event called Hard Justice.  (Sounds like the title of a movie that would be shown at a location other than the local multiplex.)

And, predictably, it's during Hard Justice on Sunday night that the plans for Pacman Jones will be announced.

"You don't know me.  Nobody knows me,'' Jones said at one point during the show.  "Nobody knows who I am.''  (Man, he doesn't know how accurate that statement is, especially if the term "nobody" is broad enough to include Pacman.)

During a segment that showed Jones engaging in activities like shadow boxing (which always comes handy in the wrestling ring), Jones said words like "misunderstood, player, team player, game breaker, risk taker, a man, and team player."

The repeated reference to "team player," which Jones also said during a recent NBCSports.com interview, along with his stated goal of "winning" the TNA tag team title tells us that Pacman will be the member of a two-man crew in the ring.

We have a feeling that it won't be quite the same as Chief Jay Strongbow and Billy Whitewolf.


WILL THE TITANS SUE JONES, TNA?

There's an interesting angle to this Pacman sideshow that is buried in Jim Wyatt's article regarding Jones' wrestling debut.  Wyatt speculates that the Titans could "file an injunction" if Pacman's wrestling activities become too intense.  (Technically, a party doesn't "file an injunction."  It files a lawsuit seeking an injunction.)  Indeed, coach Jeff Fisher recently said that Jones' contract doesn't permit him to wrestle.

But wrestle Pacman apparently will.  (Okay, who in the hell let Yoda in here?)

The Titans appear to be correct in their beliefs.  Paragraph 3 of the Standard Player Contract states that, "[w]ithout prior written consent of the Club, Player will not play football or engage in activities related to football otherwise than for Club or engage in any activity other than football which may involve a significant risk of personal injury."

Jones apparently interprets this language as meaning that he only gets in trouble if he actually gets injured.  "In the contract, nothing could possibly stop anything unless you get hurt,'' Jones said.  "I don't even look at getting hurt.  That is not a worry of mine.''

Actually, the goal of the language is to ensure that a player doesn't get hurt by preventing him from engaging in any activities that may involve a significant risk of personal injury.  So the real question is whether pro wrestling, even if scripted, possibly involves a significant risk of personal injury to its participants.

Common sense suggests that it does.

Think of it this way.  Even though pro wrestling isn't real, the wrestlers engage in very real physical activities.  They're like actors who do their own stunts. 

So does being a Hollywood stuntman possibly involve a significant risk of personal injury?  The answer to that question answers whether Jones is running afoul of his contract.

But the dilemma for the Titans and the NFL is whether to ignore Jones' antics, or whether to file a lawsuit and create even more buzz for Pacman's new cause. 

Our guess is that the Titans and the NFL will exercise restraint, and that Jones will get his just desserts for breaching his contract on the back end, when for example Pacman tries to return to the NFL after only 10 games of his full-season suspension. 

At a minimum, there's no way he gets to play NFL football in 2007.  And we've got a feeling that the league eventually will have a plan in place to pile drive Pacman's NFL career, permanently.       


TIMMONS GETS A SHOT TO THE GROIN

Linebacker Lawrence Timmons was the 15th overall pick in the NFL draft.  But he suffered a groin injury early in offseason practices, and he aggravated the condition early in training camp.

Meanwhile, linebacker LaMarr Woodley, the Steelers' second-round selection, has arguably played his way into a starting role with the team.

In an effort to get back onto the field, Timmons got a second opinion from a specialist in Philly.  The doctor gave Timmons an injection to the groin (cringe) in order to speed the healing process.

"We feel like there's a breakthrough in this process with him, and now it's just about starting the process of crawling him back to full participation," coach Mike Tomlin said.  "We're looking forward to getting that started."

The time for Timmons' return isn't known, but the doctor confirmed that the injury is merely a groin strain, not a sports hernia or a torn muscle.


REESE TAKES OVER FOR JAWS

The Eagles have announced that former linebacker Ike Reese will replace Ron Jaworski as the analyst for the team's preseason games.

"We are happy to bring Ike back to be part of the team," Eagles president Joe Banner said in a statement.  "We know he will bring the same energy to the broadcast that he brought to the locker room." 

Jaworski, a former Eagles quarterback (yeah, some of our readers are under the age of 20), has been hired by ESPN to join Mike Tirico and Tony Kornheiser in the Monday Night Football booth.


A WEEK WITHOUT WIRELESS?  NO WAY

In an effort to give us all a sense of how important our wireless devices have become to our day-to-day lives, seven employees of Sprint and Nextel have given up their hand-held phones for a week.  They'll be writing about their experiences next week right here.

"You really think about all the things you take for granted," Sprint spokesperson Roni Singleton told WirelessWeek.  Singleton said that one employee no longer had her daily schedule at her fingertips.  Another employee who used the Sprint phone as a daily alarm clock had to find another way to wake up in the morning.  (Actually, we find our Sprint phone to be the most reliable alarm clock money can buy, especially when the neighbor's hot tub blows out the fuse box.)

Though we survived (somehow) as a species in the decades before we all had phones in our pockets, the notion of not having a wireless device constantly available is nearly unthinkable for most of us now.

We take them everywhere, and for good reason.  They allow us to be constantly in touch with our families, friends, and co-workers, if something unexpected should come up.  In a power outage, it's often the only link to the outside world.  And is there really a better way to kill time when the wife is shopping than to check e-mail and/or watch NFL Network highlights (exclusively on Sprint's NFL Mobile package) and/or scan the weather radar for an approaching storm that could be used as the basis of an argument to get her to quit trying on all those damn shoes so that you can get home before the thing hits?

We'll be checking out the blogs from the Sprint employees who went Sprint-less for a week, and we'll share some of their anecdotes here.

Meanwhile, don't subject yourself to the same fate.  If you don't have wireless service, get it right now.  With Sprint or Nextel.  And if you have wireless service with someone other than Sprint or Nextel, why haven't you switched yet?

Sprint and Nextel are, by the way, the official telecommunications sponsors of ProFootballTalk.    


POSTED 9:23 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 10:10 p.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

LYNCH MAKING BILLS FANS FORGET WILLIS

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that rookie running back Marshawn Lynch is on track to be the opening-day starter in Buffalo.

Lynch has drawn comparisons to recent Hall of Fame inductee Thurman Thomas, a legendary Bills tailback who was a weapon in both the running game and the passing game.

The former Cal starter was the second running back taken in the 2007 draft, and some feared that he might slide to the bottom of the first round.  As it stands, the Bills likely will be more than pleased that they invested the 12th overall pick in upgrading a position that was vacated by the trade of Willis McGahee.


NO. 29 IS UP

We're working our way up the NFL totem pole.  In four days, we've posted the bottom four teams in the league's current pecking order, as we see it.

The list is right here.

They'll keep coming, one per day, until they're done.


POSTED 9:15 p.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

McGINEST GOING UNDER THE KNIFE

Browns linebacker Willie McGinest was scheduled to undergo surgery on Thursday afternoon to repair a bulging disk in his back.

The surgery was to be performed in California, which seems like a prudent move in the wake of the rash of post-op staph infections among Browns players who had operations in Cleveland.

McGinest will be evaluated after six weeks, and could be available at the end of September.

Antwan Peek will assume McGinest's role as the starting left outside linebacker.

Another Cleveland outside linebacker, Matt Stewart, had surgery to repair a torn labrum and is expected to be placed on injured reserve.


POSTED 4:58 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 9:03 p.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

OBAFEMI AYANBADEJO SUSPENDED FOUR GAMES  by Michael David Smith

Bears fullback Obafemi Ayanbadejo has been suspended four games for violating the league's policy on anabolic steroids and related substances.

Ayanbadejo, who signed with the Bears on June 12, says he tested positive in January and found out about it in April, while he was still with the Cardinals.  Ayanbadejo says the positive test is the reason the Cardinals released him, and the Bears signed him knowing about the test.

"I did my best to fight it but it got me cut by Arizona," Ayanbadejo said.  "After that I explained the situation to Chicago and the organization believed me and gave me a chance to come and compete here, which I appreciate very much."

According to the Chicago Tribune, Ayanbadejo says he tested positive for a banned substance that was contained in an over-the-counter supplement called MaxLMG.

"It's unfortunate that someone like myself, who didn't take a steroid, tested positive," Ayanbadejo tells the Tribune.  "But it was an anti-estrogen substance that I wasn't aware was in the product and that's something that's on the league's list."

Ayanbadejo, whose brother Brendan also plays for the Bears, can play in the preseason but must sit out the first four games of 2007.

[Editor's note:  What's next?  A statement from the Commish about all of the steroids tests that Ayanbadejo has passed during his career?]


POSTED 11:50 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 4:47 p.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

MIKE ALSTOTT TO RETIRE?  by Michael David Smith

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have announced on their web site that they will have a press conference today to "make an announcement regarding the status of fullback Mike Alstott."

The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that the announcement will be that Alstott is retiring.

The 33-year-old Alstott played 11 seasons in the NFL, all with Tampa Bay. He has 5,088 career rushing yards and 2,284 career receiving yards, and he's first in franchise history with 71 touchdowns. He was chosen to six straight Pro Bowls from 1997 to 2002.

In 2003 Alstott suffered a serious neck injury, and since then he has averaged just 2.8 yards on 161 carries. Alstott has missed the last three days of training camp. It's not clear to what extent injuries are contributing to his decision to retire today.

UPDATE: Alstott did not announce his retirement; he announced that he will miss the 2007 season as he goes on injured reserve with a neck injury, and that he will decide after further medical tests whether he'll play next year.


POSTED 10:43 a.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

PACMAN JONES GIVES DISASTROUS INTERVIEW  by Michael David Smith

There's an old saying that it's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Apparently Pacman Jones has not heard that old saying.

Jones, the suspended Titans cornerback, appeared on ESPN2's First Take this morning to promote his appearance tonight with the TNA pro wrestling outfit, and he made a complete fool of himself. 

Any P.R. person would have told Jones that if he's going to speak publicly at all, he needs to show contrition for the numerous off-field activities that have gotten him banned for the 2007 season.  Instead, he began the interview by suggesting that his off-field problems are overblown.  First Take led into the interview with a pre-packaged report about Jones' arrest record, and Jones disputed the report.

"Everybody keeps saying I've been arrested six times," Jones said.  "I haven't been arrested six times.  I've only been arrested twice.  I've been accused and people have put warrants out on me numerous other times, but as of today I'm on no probation, I haven't been charged with anything, so I'm just keeping my head up and making sure I'm doing everything to make sure I'm alright with myself." 

Really, Pacman?  You haven't been charged with anything?  It's a good thing you're "alright with yourself", because neither your employer nor law enforcement authorities are "alright with you."

When asked if he visited a strip club the night before meeting with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Jones said, "I was in a strip club.  I did go in to get something to eat.  If I could do anything different, I wouldn't have went and gotten nothing to eat then.  There wasn't even no girls in there."

The way Jones said that, with a sheepish smile on his face, suggested that his biggest regret is that there weren't any girls at the club.

The whole interview went on like that, and if Goodell was watching, he must have thought this:  Make all the money you can in pro wrestling, Pacman, because you'll never play in the NFL again.


POSTED 10:02 a.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

BRADY QUINN CONFIDENT HE'LL START THIS YEAR  by Michael David Smith

Quarterback Brady Quinn held out for the first eleven days of the Browns' training camp, but when asked on Wednesday if he'll start this year, he answered, "Without a doubt."

However, the Cleveland Plain-Dealer reports that he was less confident in his ability to start the regular-season opener.

"I think it's up to the coaching staff," Quinn said. "There are some things you can't control.  All I can do is come in, try to catch back up and do the best I can."

The absolute worst thing Quinn could do right now, after angering lots of Browns fans with his holdout, is act as though he's entitled to the starting job. So while the "without a doubt" quote might have been intended to show confidence, the "it's up to the coaching staff" quote is probably more along the lines of what he should be saying right now.

When asked if there's a risk that fans will perceive Quinn as a spoiled kid, he responded, "You never want to come off as [spoiled].  If anyone knew me, they wouldn't say those words."

Browns fans will get to know him in the coming years and make their own judgment.

Note: The Plain-Dealer refers to Quinn's contract as "a seven-year deal worth $20.2 million, including a $7.75 million signing bonus.  The deal can escalate to $30 million based on playing time."  To reiterate what PFT Editor Mike Florio has reported, the deal isn't seven years, the $20.2 million figure is bogus, the $7.75 million guarantee isn't a signing bonus, and the $30 million figure is even more bogus than the $20.2 million figure.  Other than that, the Plain-Dealer got it right.


THURSDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Rookie Anthony Spencer will start at outside linebacker in the Cowboys' preseason opener tonight.

OLB DeMarcus Ware is doing Karate Kid-style training to work on his hand placement.  (But, unfortunately, he has a slightly different interpretation of the "wax off" move.)

WR Amani Toomer is the only player in Giants camp who played for the team in the Super Bowl after the 2000 season.

Kawika Mitchell has moved from middle linebacker with the Chiefs to weakside linebacker with the Giants, and he says of the new position, "It's actually a little bit easier."

Eagles coach Andy Reid is a big fan of rookie TE Brent Celek.

G Shawn Andrews will see a specialist in Philadelphia for an examination of his injured right ankle.

Redskins coach Joe Gibbs says of C Casey Rabach, "he's one of the most valuable people on our team."

S Pierson Prioleau was so disgusted with how the Redskins played last season that he didn't even watch the games on TV as he sat at home with a knee injury.

Bears RB Cedric Benson is looking forward to getting tackled when the Bears start the preseason Saturday.

LBs Brian Urlacher, Hunter Hillenmeyer, and Michael Okwo all missed practice Wednesday, but coach Lovie Smith says they'll be fine.

QB J.T. O'Sullivan will play most of the game in the Lions' preseason opener tonight.

WR Calvin Johnson will play about a half.

The Packers have $13.3 million in salary cap space.

The Green Bay coaching staff is confident in rookie KR David Clowney's ability to contribute this season, even though he returned only five kickoffs at Virginia Tech.

Vikings RB Adrian Peterson says he's ready to play in the preseason opener, but coach Brad Childress isn't so sure.

The Vikings plan to use more starters on special teams, including both starting safeties on kickoff coverage.

Falcons QB Joey Harrington will get the first 10 to 12 plays Friday night, and then backups Chris Redman and D.J. Shockley will get the rest of the game to show who should be No. 2.

Atlanta's coaching staff is raving about WR Roddy White.

S Chris Harris was promoted to the first-string defense after just four practices in Carolina.

Panthers WR Keary Colbert has moved past Drew Carter on the depth chart and is now the starter opposite Steve Smith.

The Saints waived LB Trev Faulk.

Saints DT Hollis Thomas says, "I'm a fat guy.  I have a different makeup."

QB Jeff Garcia says that before he signed with the Bucs, the mental drag of moving from team to team each year "started to take all the fun out of the experience of being on the field."

Jon Gruden thinks tight end is a position of strength in Tampa Bay.

Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt called off the morning practice session and took the team to the movies.

The Cardinals have three undrafted rookie fullbacks on the roster, but they haven't decided if they'll keep any fullbacks besides starter Terrelle Smith.

After taking some hard hits during practice, Rams RB Steven Jackson said, "I think you should take care of your feature back."

Coach Scott Linehan says of rookie DT Adam Carriker, "He's ready.  He's worked with the [first team] from the get-go and never looked out of place.  It'll be fun to watch him play."

WR Ashley Lelie is on the third string on the 49ers' current depth chart.

San Francisco coach Mike Nolan doesn't like the NFL's preseason schedule.

Seahawks CB Marcus Trufant made a one-handed interception in Wednesday's practice.

A crowd of 2,000 turned out to watch the Seahawks practice at Husky Stadium.


POSTED 7:29 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 8:02 a.m. EDT, August 9, 2007

THE FORGOTTEN HOLDOUT

There are only two rookies who aren't in camp (Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis), one unsigned veteran (Pats cornerback Asante Samuel), and two veterans who are under contract (Giants defensive end Michael Strahan and Chiefs running back Larry Johnson).

The dispute that arguably has gotten the least attention, at least nationally, is the one that arguably should get the most:  the L.J. holdout.

One of the reasons for the Johnson holdout getting so little play is that neither side is saying very much publicly.  And the media isn't writing much on the topic, even though the Chiefs would be a dramatically different team with their featured back out of the lineup.

But while the principals of the dispute, Johnson and Chiefs G.M. Carl Peterson, are regarded as two of the most hard-headed figures in the NFL, the sense that this one won't get worked out anytime soon has yet to take root in the football-watching consciousness.

The holdout was a big issue in Wednesday night's debut of HBO's Hard Knocks series, and the attention to the tug-o-war between tailback and team could increase because of it.

Still, it's not like the issue came off as being all that sexy during the premiere episode.

For one thing, Johnson didn't sound like a guy who is all that strong in his resolve to stay away. 

"A lot of times I wish I was with my teammates," Johnson said during the show, according to the Kansas City Star.  "I've never been a fan of the holdout process . . . [but] Earl Campbell only played six years.  I could be like that.  Be on top and then. . . ."

Actually, Campbell played eight seasons.  But you get the idea.  There's a finite number of years in which a guy can get pounded around with the ball in his hands before injury or ineffectiveness inevitably set in.

The most intriguing development in the dispute to date might have been the declaration from former Chiefs go-to guy Priest Holmes, who said that, if L.J. doesn't want to come in and get paid to be the guy, Holmes will do it.

"Somebody has to get the money," Holmes said.  "Hey, if L.J. wants to leave the money out there, guess I'm going to take it.  If he wants to come get it, it's rightfully his to take.  He's earned it.  But if he chooses not to come back, well, somebody has to take it.  Why won't it be me?" 

One reason it won't be Priest is because the team has told him that he'll be used in limited fashion.  And because Holmes' comments tend to have the effect of putting some public pressure on Johnson to cave, the Chiefs might find that they need to dump Holmes if/when Johnson shows up with a strong desire to cram a cleat down Priest's throat.

(Then again, Holmes is a bargain for the Chiefs -- at some point in the past several months, he reduced his salary from $4 million to $870,000.  As Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star noted recently, Holmes probably would earn more money on the free-agent market.)

But while it seems that the Chiefs and L.J. will eventually resolve their differences, there's no apparent end in sight to the standoff.  Johnson wants to rip up the final year of a contract that pays him a paltry $1.7 million this year, and the Chiefs don't want to pay him the kind of huge money that he wants at a position that has been de-valued over the past several season.  A trade is still an option, but if the Chiefs won't give L.J. what he wants, why will another team do so, especially since another team would have to also cough up enough players and/or picks to placate Peterson?

So while no one seems to be talking very much about the Johnson holdout, it possibly could be the one that lasts as long as any, with Johnson not showing up until week ten of the regular season, so that he'll then have a chance to become a free agent in 2008.

Before, of course, the Chiefs use the franchise tag on him, and we get to do it all over again. 


NFL.COM MOVES ON, MOVES OUT STRAHAN?

In a recent item on CBSSportsline.com regarding Michael Strahan's retirement deliberations (or, as most believe, his holdout that he's trying desperately not to have called a holdout), Mike Freeman notes that Strahan's name already has been expunged from the NFL.com database.

We checked it, and Freeman is on the money.  Under "S", right between "Stover" and "Strait," there's nothing

But, apparently, it's a device used by NFL.com only as to players who choose not to honor their existing contracts.  Because Larry Johnson's name doesn't show up in the "J" listing, either. 

Indeed, unsigned holdouts are listed.  Like Darrelle Revis.  And JaMarcus Russell.  And Asante Samuel.  But, technically, none of those players are members right now of the teams listed next to their names.

It seems unusual to us that someone within the league office would apparently go to the affirmative effort of removing those who disregard their contractual obligations from the alphabetical listing of players.  But we kind of like it.  If the player chooses not to live up to the terms of the agreement to which he signed his name, there should be consequences, even relatively insignificant ones like a refusal by the league to acknowledge their existence.


RUNNING BACK RANKINGS ARE UP

Our quarterback fantasy rankings generated a ton of chatter from readers.  And one or two of the e-mails didn't question our sanity based on the manner in which we listed the various signal-callers.

Next up for your consideration (and eventual expressions of derision) are the PFT running back fantasy rankings.

Still to come -- receivers, tight ends, kickers, defenses, and long snappers.  (Okay, we're kidding.  About the kickers.)


POSTED 9:39 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 11:10 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

DOES PACMAN THINK WRESTLING IS REAL?

Titans cornerback Pacman Jones is going to spend his exile from the NFL as a pro wrestler.  Despite some stated concerns from the franchise as to whether Jones' contract permits such activities, Jones apparently intends to go through with it, as evidenced by an interview he recently gave to NBCSports.com.

As further evidenced by the interview, Pacman apparently thinks that wrestling is real.

He says that his goal in wrestling is to win the TNA World Tag Team Championship.  "I want to prove that I am the greatest team sport athlete," Jones said.  "I really want to show that I'm a team player."

No, really.  He said that.

Of course, as to the Titans' legimate concerns regarding whether wrestling constitutes a breach of Pacman's NFL contract, Pac proves once again that he's anything but a true team player.

"They really don't know what goes on in wrestling; they just see it on TV," Jones said.  "I'm sure they are scared but I'll be alright [sic].  What I do with my time is up to me." 

See, Pac, this is where you're wrong.  It's that very attitude that has gotten in you in the predicament you now face, and unless and until you fundamentally change that mind set, the only thing you'll even win is whatever the wrestling writers choose to let you win.


HITTING THE NFL PAUSE BUTTON

We don't follow baseball and pay little or no attention to it, but we had to stop for a second to share this picture we received of the Barry Bonds' rookie card.

We have no idea who made it, and we suspect that it's one of those things that will migrate on the web as rampantly as that picture of a dog trying to bite Mike Vick in the ass as he runs out of bounds.

Still, we laughed our asses off over this one.


NO. 30 IS UP

We've posted our third preseason preview, a quick rundown of the team we regard as the No. 30 in the overall hierarchy of NFL franchises.

The full list is here.

Tomorrow, No. 29.


WEDNESDAY NIGHT TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS

The Jags-Fins game at Miami has been declared a sellout.

The Dolphins hope to have LB Joey Porter back in time for the regular-season opener.

The Pats have added TE Marcellus Rivers.

Rookie hazing at Patriots camp is pretty freaking lame-o.

Jets coach Eric Mangini isn't opposed to letting his starters play into the second quarter in the preseason opener.

Ravens coach Brian Billick says that training camp is essentially over.

Steelers DB Tyrone Carter is getting work at both safety positions, and at cornerback.

After the top two quarterbacks screwed up on Wednesday during a two-minute drill, coach Gary Kubiak got the team together to tell them to minimize mistakes.

The Colts want to improve on their 1-8 record over the past two preseasons.  (Um . . . why?)

QB Byron Leftwich will get about 15 snaps in the preseason opener, and backup David Garrad will get 15-20.

Broncos WR Rod Smith and WR Brandon Marshall are still sidelined.

Raiders offensive coordinator Greg Knapp will work from the press box.  (It's closer to a toilet in the event he gets nauseous.)


POSTED 9:18 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

NFL CANCELS QUARTERBACK CHALLENGE AND NO ONE NOTICES

The National Football League pulled the plug on ESPN's broadcast of the 2007 Quarterback Challenge.

The show was supposed to air initially on Friday, August 3, and presumably would have been replayed more than Barry Bonds' 756th home (yawn) run.  According to the Caymanian Compass, the NFL's decision arose from the involvement of Michael Vick in the competition that was conducted on May 19, less than a month after dogs and dog-fighting equipment were removed from Vick's secluded Virginia property.

The Cayman Islands Department of Tourism was informed of the decision by the NFL on July 30.

The move isn't surprising.  What is surprising to us is that no one noticed.

We heard in May that Josh McCown of the Raiders won the competition.


POSTED 9:02 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

HUARD HAS INSIDE TRACK?

Adam Schefter of NFL Network suggests that Damon Huard could be the favorite to start the season as the starting quarterback for the Chiefs, primarily because of the schedule.

Three of the first four games of the season are on the road, including games at San Diego and Chicago.  This could prompt coach Herm Edwards to opt for experience in the early phase of the season.  Huard played well last year after Trent Green suffered a severe concussion in Week One.

But it's clear that Edwards is hoping that Croyle will eventually win the job.  He'll get more reps with the first-team offense during the preseason in the hopes that he'll be ready to roll sooner rather than later.


POSTED 5:56 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

WESTBROOK IS AT A FUNERAL

A league source tells us that running back Brian Westbrook is absent from Eagles camp because he's at a funeral.

With that said, we're confused as to why coach Andy Reid didn't simply say so on Wednesday, instead of creating the impression that something akin to T.O.'s 2005 ticket home had gone down.

Presumably, Westbrook will return soon.


POSTED 5:45 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE QUINN DEAL

On the surface, Browns quarterback Brady Quinn leapfrogged the guy drafted in front of him with guaranteed money of $7.75 million and apparently jumped several spots higher with a base package of $20.2 million.

We've previously exposed the flaws regarding the reports about the base package, which per NFL rules would have had a maximum value of $8.55 million.

We're now told that the base value is $9.2 million, since the extra money comes from a one-time incentive based on achieving minimum playing time (i.e., 35 percent of all offensive snaps) in the amount of $1.323 million.  Some league insiders refer to this payment as the "falling off of a log" bonus, since the guy doesn't need to do anything other than show up and play football to earn it.

We're also told that the base value with the "log" bonus isn't higher than $9.2 million because the contract doesn't max out the potential salaries in the final years of the deal, in light of the rule that prohibits annual growth from exceeding 25 percent of the first-year pay, excluding any signing bonus proration.

So where does the base value fall in comparison to the players drafted around him?  The No. 21 overall pick, Jags safety Reggie Nelson, has a base package of $9.55 million.  The No. 23 selection, Chiefs receiver Dwayne Bowe, has a base value of $9 million.

So the base deal paid to Quinn, the No. 22 selection, is a slotted contract.

As to the guarantee, it's true that Quinn got more guaranteed money than the guy taken in front of him.  However, the Browns got to that $7.75 million number by guaranteeing Quinn's second-year and third-year salaries.  Per a league source, none of the other guys drafted in the vicinity of Quinn have guaranteed base salaries in years two or three.

And they don't really need it.  How many first-round picks are cut more than three years into their NFL careers?  Not very many.

Without the guaranteed salaries paid in years two and three, it's a slotted deal.

Finally, as to the escalators that can drive the total value of the package to anywhere from $20 million to $30 million, a league source tells us that the deal is not much different from the incentives included in contracts signed by Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell, both of whom also were picked after the first 20 selections in round one.

For more on the Quinn contract that isn't mentioned above, check out our latest PFTV commentary on the topic.

C'mon.  Click on it.  It's only a couple of minutes long.  What the hell else are you doing right now?

Bottom line -- this deal could have been done two weeks ago.  We still can't figure out why it wasn't.


POSTED 4:59 p.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 5:20 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

WHAT THE FUJITA ARE THE SAINTS DOING?

WWL-TV in New Orleans reports that Saints linebacker Scott Fujita was "seen on crutches and with his right foot taped up as the team returned from a morning excursion to a local water park."

Jeff Duncan of the New Orleans Times-Picayune also reports that tight end Billy Miller emerged from the event with a large bandage on his forehead.

Hey, we generally like the idea of team-building exercises.  But there's got to be a better way to let the guys bond that have them romp around -- and twist ankles -- at a water park.

How about bowling?  Or cards?  Or a Madden tournament?  Or anything other than barefooted horseplay on wet, slippery surfaces?


NEW PFTV STUFF IS UP

We've put together our latest set of PFTV segments.  We'll be posting some of them over the next few days.

Meanwhile, all of them are right here.  


POSTED 4:41 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

WHERE'S WESTBROOK?

Eagles coach Andy Reid said on Wednesday that he has excused running back Brian Westbrook from camp, and that it is the result of "personal reasons."  Reid also says he doesn't know when Westbrook will be back.

Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Newspaper Conglomerate (we can't recall which paper Brookover is assigned to, and are too lazy to look it up) says that Westbrook has been resting his knees.

But we can't help but wonder whether the situation is connected to the issue of the unpaid $3 million roster bonus that Westbrook received.  A league source says that it has nothing to do with the matter, but that the money still hasn't been paid.

Per the source, the two sides are still working through the issue.  The problem is that Westbrook has to pay the Eagles $3 million even though he likely only received $1.5 million or so after taxes in extra money.  So basically Westbrook must cough up the gross amount of the extra bonus and wait for the IRS to refund his taxes that the Eagles had withheld.


POSTED 4:22 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

MORA MUSINGS CAUSING MORE PROBLEMS

Last year, former Falcons coach Jim Mora Jr. cost himself a job by publicly declaring a desire to become the head coach at the University of Washington, even if it meant dumping his then-current gig to do so.

This year, Mora could be costing his new employer some money.  Or a lot of it.

Our own MDS noted on Wednesday morning Mora's remarks regarding one of his new pupils in Seattle, cornerback Marcus Trufant.  Mora said that Trufant "has the ability to be one of those top, top-tier guys."

A league insider contacted us in response to Mora's comments, and told us that Trufant's agent will be filing the quote away for future use.  Trufant will be a free agent after the 2008 season, and Mora has inadvertently bumped up Trufant's leverage.

The source noted that it was a superficially innocent remark from Mora, but it's the kind of thing that any coach has to be careful about saying to the media.  Agents will use anything they can to drive up their guy's price tag, and Mora has now given Trufant's agent more ammo to break the bank.


POSTED 2:22 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 2:40 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

NFL REQUESTED DATE OF VICK ARRAIGNMENT?

A league source tells us that there is a strong belief in some NFL circles that the league office worked the back channels to request that Michael Vick's arraignment on federal conspiracy charges be scheduled for the same day on which the Falcons were due to begin training camp (or, as the case may be, spring training), so that Vick would be in default under his Falcons contract.

Though, in the end, the NFL decided to place Vick on a paid leave sort of thing, excusing him from any finding of default for now, we're told that the initial internal reaction to the news of the Vick indictment was to posture the situation so that the team would instantly be able to pursue bonus money that previously has been paid to Vick.

As we reported a couple of weeks ago, analysis of a contract similar to Vick's suggests that he would owe the team more than $28 million if he were to default before the start of the 2007 regular season.

It's unclear why the league had a change of heart in this regard.  Perhaps, in the end, the NFL decided that putting the Falcons in a position where the team would be pursuing Vick's bonus money before any substantive finding of wrongdoing, as a result of either the prosecution or an internal league investigation, was too aggressive under the circumstances.


DID SHARKS CHEW ON CHEW TOY MARKETER?

We mentioned earlier this week the Michael Vick dog chew toy that is being sold on line.  And we noted that the similarity of the chew toy's garb to the Atlanta Falcons official uniform would likely result in the delivery of a cease-and-desist letter from the NFL offices and/or outside counsel advising the folks selling the thing of the clear copyright infringement problem that it created.

As a result, there's a new chew toy in town.  And it looks nothing like the first one.

Here's the original.

Here's the new version.

But the folks who are selling the Vick dog chew toy (the price of which has gone from $7.99 to $10.99 in less than two days) have other potential legal  problems -- apart from the intrusion on Vick's name and likeness.  There's an ad on the page for an entity that most certainly isn't affiliated with the NFL, but you'd never guess that from the name of the site or the presence of the NFL shield. 

Ahhhh.  We can already hear the laser printers at the offices of Covington & Burling whirring.


POSTED 11:55 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 12:14 p.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

THE QUINN P.R. EFFORT COMMENCES

On the heels of his holdout, Browns quarterback Brady Quinn is trying to paint himself as the victim.

"It's awful," Quinn said on Wednesday, according to the Associated Press.  "You grow up loving the game that you play and all of a sudden you're told you can't come in unless you sign a contract.  There are so many things you don't understand."

Um, Brady?  There were so many things you didn't understand because (in our opinion) you agent didn't want you to understand them.   

In our view, the agent didn't want Quinn to understand, for example, that Quinn could have had the same deal before camp opened, if the agent had merely demonstrated a real sense of urgency to get it done. 

Also, Brady's amazement at the notion that he has to sign a contract before he can play professional football seems awfully naive, even for a guy in his early 20s.

And, technically, he's wrong about the link between signing a contract and playing.  He could have readily accepted the requisite one-year tender in the amount of the rookie minimum salary while negotiations on a long-term deal continued, if his love of football was so strong. 

Bottom line?  Brady's best bet is to move on (or move out) and focus on getting better as soon as possible at the sport he claims to love so much.  As to the people who already are upset with Quinn, shallow efforts to spin the facts isn't going to get them to change their minds.   


PFT PLANET ANSWERS THE CALL

Holy crap.

Okay, we know that's actually a reference from a somewhat less popular sitcom that launched in the '90s, but we're blown away by the e-mails we've received so far linking NFL figures to Seinfeld characters.

We ask you to keep them coming.  Even if we don't get another one, we're already extremely pleased with the effort.

At some point this week, we'll roll out the first unofficial take on this incredibly important and highly meaningful topic.

So thanks, Todd Wright of Sporting News Radio, for giving us something to divert our attention from the far more trivial issues of the day, such as injuries, depth charts, and preseason games.


POSTED 9:52 a.m. EDT; UPDATED 10:15 a.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

DID THE BUCS SCREW THE POOCH ON PLUMMER GRIEVANCE?

Stephen Holder of the St. Petersburg Times tells us that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers filed their grievance against quarterback Jake Plummer on Monday, August 6.

But if Plummer's initial default on his contract occurred when he failed to report for a mandatory minicamp that opened on June 19, it's possible that the Bucs filed the grievance one business day too late.

The final outcome will be driven in large part by the language of Plummer's contract.  Many such deals require signing bonus money to be repaid in the event of the player being "in default."  The argument on Plummer's behalf would be that he was "in default" as of the date on which he failed to show up for the mandatory minicamp, and at that point the Bucs had 45 days to file a grievance.  In other words, once a guy is "in default" the clock begins to tick, and a subsequent event that would put him "in default" doesn't matter, since he already was "in default."

The Bucs will likely argue that the subsequent retirement was the trigger for the 45-day time period.  Under the specific terms of Plummer's contract, they could be right.

Still, with the Buccaneers being sufficiently prudent about ensuring that they had standing to pursue the money by getting the Broncos to join in the grievance, why wouldn't the Bucs have filed the thing on or before August 3?

Article IX of the CBA couldn't be any more clear:  "A grievance may be initiated by a player, a Club, the Management Council, or the NFLPA.  A grievance must be initiated within forty-five (45) days from the date of the occurrence or non-occurrence upon which the grievance is based, or within forty-five (45) days from the date on which the facts of the matter became known or reasonably should have been known to the party initiating the grievance, whichever is greater."

Thus, barring an agreement between the parties to extend the deadline, it's possible that the Bucs filed the thing one day late.  Even if they win that argument in the end, why take the risk?


WEDNESDAY MORNING TRAINING CAMP ONE-LINERS  by Michael David Smith

Cowboys WR Terrell Owens plans to play in Thursday's preseason opener.

But S Ken Hamlin is likely to miss the game after getting the worst of a goal-line collision in Monday's practice.

Mathias Kiwanuka won't know if he's playing linebacker or defensive end for the Giants this year until he knows if Michael Strahan is retiring.

The Giants' defensive tackles prefer the aggressive schemes of new coordinator Steve Spagunolo to the read-and-react approach of previous coordinator Tim Lewis.

Eagles TE L.J. Smith participated in full-contact practices for the first time since hernia surgery.

S Quinton Mikell delivered a devastating hit to WR Jason Avant at Tuesday morning's practice.

Redskins DT Joe Salave'a says he feels better than he's felt in two years.

When rookie DE Alex Buzbee tells people he went to Georgetown, he then has to follow it by explaining that yes, Georgetown does have a football team.

Bears DT Tommie Harris left practice early because of dehydration.

Coach Lovie Smith says he monitors the heat and the players' water intake, but he won't consider canceling practice on hot days because "[t]here's a chance we could have to play in a situation like that."

Lions G Damien Woody weighed in at 330 at the start of camp -- 48 pounds below his weight last season.

Injured RB Kevin Jones says he intends to play in the Lions' regular-season opener against the Raiders.

Although most teams wanted him to play wide receiver, Paul Thompson is making a run at the No. 3 quarterback job in Green Bay.

Packers DT Justin Harrell, the team's first-round draft pick, is currently not in the top four in the defensive tackle rotation.

Vikings RB Adrian Peterson missed his tenth practice Tuesday with a hip pointer.

Vikings DT Pat Williams says of going up against C Matt Birk in practice, "He's a whole lot stronger than last year."

Falcons WR Noriaki Kinoshita, a native of Japan who led NFL Europa in kickoff returns, will get some playing time in the preseason opener against the Jets Friday.

Billy Cundiff is the only kicker in the Falcons' training camp, but that doesn't mean he has the job locked up.  (Are you out there, Mike Vanderjagt?)

In his retirement speech, Mike Minter asked his Panthers teammates to win him a Super Bowl ring.

With Minter gone, Panthers owner Jerry Richardson wants DE Julius Peppers to be more of a leader.

Saints coach Sean Payton changed the practice schedule and had the team in full pads Tuesday.

Rookie Saints CB Usama Young has looked good in early workouts.

QB Chris Simms made some wobbly throws in Tuesday's practice.

Cardinals assistant Russ Grimm is telling the offensive linemen that one mistake is understandable, but the second time they make a mistake, "we're going to have a problem."

QB Kurt Warner plans to play out his contract, which expires after the 2008 season.  (Translation:  "Standing on the sidelines pays better than bagging groceries.")

Rams LB Pisa Tinoisamoa spent the off-season watching himself on film and concluded, "My tackling was horrible.  It was horrific."

The Rams' coaching staff thinks WR Marques Haggans has advanced more than any other player on offense.

Mike Nolan doesn't know how many receivers will make the 49ers' roster, telling reporters Tuesday it could be "four, five or six."

49ers NT Isaac Sopoaga was once a 282-pound high school safety, fullback, and kicker.

Seahawks LT Walter Jones took part in his first practice since last Thursday.

Secondary coach Jim Mora says Seahawks CB Marcus Trufant "has the ability to be one of those top, top-tier guys."


POSTED 9:26 a.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

BUCS WANT PLUMMER TO PAY

Stephen Holder of the St. Petersburg Times reports that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have filed a grievance against quarterback Jake Plummer for repayment of roughly $7 million in signing bonus money that previously was paid to Plummer on the contract that Plummer now refuses to honor.

The concept of retired players being required to repay bonus money is nothing new.  The first guy required to do it was Lions running back Barry Sanders.  We recently reported that Giants defensive end Michael Strahan could have to repay $4.5 million if he follows through on his plan to retire.

Contrary to popular belief among many players, a signing bonus is not free money.  It is advance compensation for future services.  For example, a $4 million signing bonus on a four-year deal represents $1 million in advance pay for each of the four years of the deal.  If the player doesn't perform for the final two years, he fairly should be required to give back $2 million.

The Denver Broncos have joined in the grievance, presumably to prevent Plummer from arguing that the Bucs have no right to the money since the Bucs didn't pay it.  However, the Dolphins are still owed money from running back Ricky Williams that was paid in part by the Saints.  With that said, it's always prudent to seal off any arguments that a party to a legal dispute could make, and adding Denver to the grievance could aid significantly in this regard.

Some might think that the Bucs filed the grievance early in camp in order to squeeze Plummer into coming out of retirement.  But our guess is that the grievance was filed on or before August 3, which would have been the 45th day after Plummer failed to report for a mandatory minicamp that opened on June 19. 


POSTED 8:58 a.m. EDT; UPDATED  9:05 a.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

MCINTOSH OUT 4-6 WEEKS

The struggles on the offensive line continue with the Chiefs.  But the revelation that left tackle Damion McIntosh will miss  4-6 weeks is treated as good news in Kansas City, since many feared that McIntosh's knee sprain from Monday could keep him out much longer.

McIntosh could be back for the regular-season opener.  Until then, third-year backup Will Svitek will take his place.

If Svitek struggles, Kyle "Crazy Joe Davola" Turley could be moved to the left side.


SPEAKING OF CRAZY JOE . . .

Our buddy Todd Wright of Sporting News Radio gave yours truly an assignment during the weekly Tuesday night PFT appearance.  After offering up our take on which NFL figure is most like Kenny Banya of Seinfeld fame, Wright expanded the project to include other figures from the show that gets a reference from time to time (eye roll) in this space.

So help us out, PFT Planet.  Who's Newman?  Kramer?  Uncle Leo?  Babu Bhatt? 

We've previously dubbed Herm Edwards the Jackie Chiles of the NFL, and Tom Coughlin is the Soup Nazi.  So those are taken.  As is, you know, Crazy Joe.

Send us your thoughts and we'll take if from there.


POSTED 8:53 a.m. EDT, August 8, 2007

STEINBACH OUT UP TO TWO WEEKS

Last year, the big-money offseason acquisition of the Cleveland Browns blew out a patellar tendon on the first day of training camp, and has yet to return.  This year, the team's high-priced lineman is injured, too.  But not nearly as seriously.

Guard Eric Steinbach reportedly will misses up to weeks after falling on his knee during practice on Tuesday.

"We're having it evaluated," coach Romeo Crennel said, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.  "We were inside on the turf and he came down on the knee.  I would say he bruised it, but I haven't looked at it, and I'm not the doctor, so I don't know."

The Steinbach injury comes less than a week after it was announced that right tackle Ryan Tucker will miss the first four games of the season due to a violation of the steroids policy.

Lennie Friedman will fill in for Steinbach while the injury heals.

 

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