PFT POWER RANKINGS

WEEK EIGHT

[Editor's note:  It's a busy week here at PFT Headquarters, so we're limiting the comments on each team to one word.]

1.  New England Patriots (8-0):  Biblical.

2.  Indianapolis Colts (7-0):  Ignored. 

3.  Dallas Cowboys (6-1):  Stability. 

4.  Green Bay Packers (6-1):  Legendary.     

5.  New York Giants (6-2):  Chemistry. 

6.  Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2):  Continuity.

7.  Jacksonville Jaguars (5-2):  Hungry.     

8.  Detroit Lions (5-2):  Stunning.

9.  Cleveland Browns (4-3):  Dangerous.

10.  Tennessee Titans (5-2):  Passing?

11. San Diego Chargers (4-3):  Recovering.

12.  Washington Redskins (4-3):  Hangover. 

13.  Seattle Seahawks (4-3):  Average.

14.  Carolina Panthers (4-3):  Fading.

15.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-4):  Slipping.

16.  Baltimore Ravens (4-3):  Mediocre.

17.  Kansas City Chiefs (4-3):  Sluggish.

18.  Arizona Cardinals (3-4):  Wishful.

19.  New Orleans Saints (3-4):  Relentless.

20.  Philadelphia Eagles (3-4):  Glimmer. 

21.  Houston Texans (3-5):  Status quo.  (Okay, sue me.)

22.  Chicago Bears (3-5):  Complacent.

23.  Denver Broncos (3-4):  Kevlar.

24.  Cincinnati Bengals (2-5):  Overhaul. 

25.  Buffalo Bills (3-4):  Tease.       

26.  San Francisco 49ers (2-5):  Confused.

27.  Oakland Raiders (2-5):  Typical. 

28.  New York Jets (1-7):  Pathetic. 

29.  Minnesota Vikings (2-5):  Apathetic. 

30.  Atlanta Falcons (1-6):  Hopeless.

31.  Miami Dolphins (0-8):  Comatose.

32.  St. Louis Rams (0-8):  Deceased.