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(Ocho Stinko has a new product to pimp.)
(In honor of his favorite player's retirement, John Madden unveils a new edition of the Maddencruiser.)
(As it turns out, the Steelers didn't change their field in order to keep Alan Faneca from getting enough traction to escape.)
(Taco Bill's take on PFT's record-setting day.)
(The Packers correct their inadvertent web site headline.)
(thanks dave g.)
(Jeff Fisher cleans out the game room.)
(Sunshine and Playmaker finally get some company.)
(Darren McFadden vows to change . . . diapers.)
(Jevon Kearse says, "Can I just leave my jersey in here and then get out?")
(Shaun Alexander busted his face when he fell out of the dumpster.)
(What day does the garbage truck come?)
(Derek Smith can't quite reach that dime he sees on the pavement.)
(As this year's trash bin continues to fill up, Trent Green tries to figure out who just farted.)
("We're gonna need a bigger dumpster.")
(The Falcons do a little spring cleaning.)
(Chris Berman suggests that parents who view his old MNF videos remind the kids to put on their earmuffs.)
(The new coach in D.C. is hoping to make Redskins' fans "Zorny.")
(The jacket Ocho Stinko wore in Week One gets a minor alteration.)
(Giants G.M. Jerry Reese could be taking his plan to emulate the Patriots a bit too far.)
(Wow. Tom Brady's kid really does look like him.)
(If we wouldn't be infringing on at least two copyrights, we'd sell this shirt.)
A Pats fans says, "We're Number 1!"
(thanks leon)
T.O. sets the right example by paying what he owes to the Eagles.
The source of Tom Brady's healing powers is finally discovered.
Coach Kiffin won't quit . . . "I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to go!"
FOX cameras somehow missed the streaker who tried to disrupt the Giants' offense on Sunday.
Eli Manning is ready to brave the elements at Lambeau.
The Chargers pull a practical joke on Randy Moss prior to the AFC title game.
OSHA requires Jeff Fisher to post appropriate warnings signs in the team's locker room.
"Now what . . . sniff . . . we gonna do . . . sniff . . . with all this popcorn?"
The Falcons' nine-person committee prepares to conduct another interview.
Vince Wilfork announces that he has adopted a hairstyle that better reflects his on-field performance.
"Grab" them while they last -- the PFT Mike Ditka Christmas tree "ball"
Rich McKay is reassigned to duties that better fit his skills.
With the writers' strike lingering, the NFL decides to begin producing movies.
Bobby Petrino displays the legal loophole that allowed him to quit a five-year contract after only 13 games.
Christmas is coming early for some of our four-legged friends in Virginia.
The folks who run Heinz Field come up with a minor twist to their warning signs.
Mike Shanahan and Darrell Hackney get together on Sunday morning.
NFLN opts for a play-by-play announcer with a deeper voice than Bryant Gumbel.
Ricky says to the Heinz Field grounds crew: "Guys, save me some of that."
This bird won't be getting any Thanksgiving pardon.
The stress and strain of a rash of injuries is starting to show in Indy.
Caught on film -- the Green Bay crotch grabber.
The touching sideline embrace between Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb continued in the locker room.
In response to his claim that the team's struggles aren't all his fault, the Eagles issue Donovan McNabb a new number.
Asked whether he believes the Colts should be an underdog, Peyton Manning says he thinks it should be a "pick-'em" game.
We actually got an anniversary gift from ESPN -- Keyshawn did the flower pot and Emmitt made the card.
The Philly radio host who hates us is ready for trick-or-treating.
Bill Belichick leaves his new office.
"Big Ben? We play the Giants not the Steelers."
Eli finds a souvenir for Peyton -- a hat that finally will fit his gigantic head.
Cam Cameron explains that, thanks to a breakthrough in genetic research, the Dolphins actually might have a shot on Sunday.
High definition cameras reveal what's been holding Shaun back.
The Cowboys make final preparations for the arrival of Tank Johnson.
Jimmy Kimmel displays his termination notice from MNF, as written by Emmitt Smith.
Vinny Testaverde is suddenly flooded with endorsement opportunities.
Rams coach Scott Linehan tries to get off of the hot seat by reducing expectations.
Trent Green is having a little trouble remembering the snap count.
In exchange for taking Matt Leinart's old job, Kurt Warner gives Leinart his.
The entry gates at the Linc have been renamed in honor of Winston Justice.
He'll be effective until he gets gored by a bull in the ass.
Brett Favre's new friends in Minnesota help him celebrate the all-time touchdown record.
Reggie can't figure out what everyone thinks it so funny.
L.J. tries out some new head gear that better fits his current performances.
The Juice says, "I know how to get that car back fast."
"It's the new Wheaties."
As part of his punishment, the Commish forces the Pats to alter their logo.
(We didn't make this -- but Taco Bill made it look a little prettier. Thanks to whoever made it.)
The Giants' new quarterback, before getting a haircut.
The new lineup for MNF is ready for Week One.
The Saints come up with a way to let the safeties know where the help is needed.
Tiki continues to find ways to make more money. For Tiki.
Big Ben is having trouble understanding how Tom Brady gets all the chicks.
Lance Briggs gets a movie deal.
By refusing to get involved in Mike's plea bargain, the Commish gives Vick a taste of his own medicine.
Due to his NFL contract, Pacman's wrestling duties are limited to this.
Agent Tom Condon reveals how he got Brady Quinn to hold out for so long . . . and like it.
Now we know how that guy who gave Michael Irvin's speech got the real Mike to not show up.
Michael Strahan didn't quite understand his agent's advice that he should "shop himself."
The Raiders new quarterback gets a jersey inspired by Rod Smart.
NFLPA Executive Director Gene Upshaw has a new strategy for putting the union's spin on the dispute with retired players, and now he only has to find 1,800 more parrots.
Animal-lover Bob Barker gets his licks in on Ookie.
Ookie could use a leave of absence to work on his movie career.
[thanks to the reader who sent us a version of this -- it was a couple of weeks back and we forget his name]
Ookie demonstrates respect for his employer.
Pacman Jones finally gets the right license plate on his orange Lamborghini.
With no more free tickets from AirTran, Vick's new sponsor will get him where he wants to go.
Len was right -- Quincy Carter makes it back to the NFL in 2007.
With Pacman out on bail, strip clubs throughout the country beef up security.
With Chris Brown back on the team, Titans running back LenWhale White decides it's time to get in shape.
Tom Brady celebrates the arrival of his Father's Day cards.
Jonathan Vilma's comparison of dog fighting to horse racing has given Mike Vick an idea.
The Vick camp offers up some photographic evidence that those dogs weren't for fighting.
Gene Upshaw's plan for Joe DeLamielleure: "I think I'll break his f--king neck."
Thanks to nearby surveillance cameras, police might be able to track down the Surry County burglar.
Mike Vick shows off his new hairdo.
A new man is on the Mike Vick case.
[thanks Tim]
Former Subway employee David Kircus prepares to "defend himself" against another threat to his well-being.
Accusations that Mike Vick is a dog-fighting "heavyweight" have landed him new representation.
Gerald Poindexter explains, "If the collar doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Gerald "Boss Dogg" Poindexter is ready for his Monday meeting with investigators in the Mike Vick case.
Brett's effort to prove that he's "just one of the guys" needs a little work.
Jamie Dukes has seen a picture of something on a cell phone, but it ain't an image of Mike Vick at the dog fights.
If Mike Vick gets suspended from the NFL, Arthur Blank will have a new assignment for him.
Ricky Williams says, "I thought this stuff would help keep me clean."
Former Steelers linebacker Richard Seigler says, "They only think I'm a pimp because Michael Irvin forced me to go shopping with him."
Donovan McNabb agreed to quit crying about the drafting of Kevin Kolb, if McNabb gets to pick his number.
On a brighter note, at least he landed a new endorsement deal.
"Dog fighting? Man, I'm just teaching them to play football."
Falling to No. 22 had a slightly negative effect on Brady Quinn's love life.
Says Mike Vick: "I didn't starve those dogs. Their food was in a secret compartment under their water bowls."
With the draft a day away, Jaws gets some last-minute fashion advice from his wardrobe consultant.
Colts owner Jim Irsay gives the President a cowboy hat -- unfortunately, Peyton Manning had tried it on first.
His former team got inside the White House on Monday; this is the closest Edgerrin James will ever get.
Big spender Mike Vick takes his piggy bank to the club: "I don't make it rain -- I make it hail."
The Commish introduces his new V.P. of Player Discipline.
Since the NFL apparently isn't bothered by guys who smoke pot, Towelie's stock is rising.
Peyton Manning was the first choice for the Madden '08 cover . . . but they couldn't fit his head on it.
Warren Moon and Leigh Steinberg unveil a slight modification to Moon's Hall of Fame bust.
Eyeball's term of endearment nets him a new endorsement deal.
Jaws agrees to give up his ladies' frames on MNF as long as he gets to wear this shirt.
The Commish unveils his latest strategy for getting NFL employees to behave: "The Player Whisperer."
CAA gets Matt Leinart a gig as the Easter Bunny.
Meet Joey Sanjayashine.
We assume that Pacman has an alibi for this one, but you never know . . . .
Pacman tries to polish up his image by hanging out with someone who currently has a better reputation.
As it turns out, Joey Sunshine's new assignment is a slight step down.
[thx Mulvin]
Joey Sunshine mistakenly thinks that the Barbaro wall at Bristol is intended for him.
As it turns out, ESPN will replace one know-it-all who used to live in Washington with another one.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has his own proposal to fix the "K" ball problem: Meet the league's first official ball washer.
Not all of Mike Vick's bling fits in a 20 oz. water bottle.
Mike Vick shows Khalif Barnes how to make the locals forget about his "hick town" comment.
Jerramy Stevens doesn't have a team, but at least he has an endorsement deal.
Raiders owner Al Davis shows his team's plan for deciding between Calvin Johnson and JaMarcus Russell.
Lovie Smith heads to court with Tank Johnson.
Two-Ton Toniu Fonoti makes his arrival in Atlanta.
Troy Williamson will never drop another pass, thanks to his new glasses.
[thx Cris]
Raiders RB Dominic Rhodes parlays his police car peeing incident into an endorsement opportunity.
Always eager for a seemingly insurmountable challenge, Tom Brady has
identified a new target for his, um, seed.
The Pats issue a special uniform to Tom Brady for the 2007 season.
Ron Borges decides to resurrect his music
career during his two-month "vacation."
With Jake Plummer retired, Lord Favre won't
have to worry about losing his eventual all-time interception record.
Chris Simms waits for new teammate Jeff Garcia to arrive at
the tattoo
parlor.
Eric Steinbach makes his way from Cincy to
Cleveland.
Titans coach Jeff Fisher needs no life lines
to get this one right. With the
public still numb to the issue of performance enhancers in football, the
league decides to tap a new revenue stream.
Agent Tom Condon warns the public about his
plunging client.
Dominic "Poppie" Rhodes is hired to endorse a special version of the latest video game offering.
Napolian and Napoleon unwind as the big game approaches. |
Uncle Rico to Reggie: "Keep that thing nice and clean for me." |
Shannon Sharpe says, "Now that that horse is dead maybe people will quit hanging these damn signs on my fence."
Donovan plans to unveil a new flavor of Chunky Soup at his Wednesday press conference.
Unsatisfied with the available candidates for the Cowboys job, owner Jerry Jones decides to interview Vince Lombardi.
Sean's latest explanation? "I was just trying to ask for a piece of my favorite candy."
Marvin Lewis reveals his plan to ensure that future Bengals won't be arrested for marijuana possession.
"Grandma" Parcells keeps the whipper-snapper in line.
L.T. is happy that the "classless" Pats lost; he's even happier that he's been adopted.
Mike Vick ditches air travel for the Cheech & Chong "fiber weed" van.
With their performance on Sunday, the Chargers gave their coach a different kind of Gatorade shower.
L.T. reacts to Patriots players celebrating on his home field.
Lovie and Urlacher give Rex a hard time about his new "position."
Shawne Merriman's "success" creates some George Foreman style opportunities.
The Nicktator arrives in Alabama.
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