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AFC EAST                     

New England 10

Buffalo  3

Miami  0

New York   0              

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AFC NORTH 

Pittsburgh  6

Cincinnati  0

Cleveland  0

Baltimore  0

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AFC South  

Tennessee  10

Houston  3

Jacksonville  0

Indianapolis  0

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AFC WEST   

Denver 10

Oakland  3

San Diego  0

Kansas City  0  

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NFC EAST  

Philadelphia  3

Washington  0

Dallas  0

New York  0

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NFC North  

Minnesota  13

Green Bay  3

Chicago  0

Detroit  0

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NFC South  

Atlanta 0

Tampa Bay  0

New Orleans  0

Carolina  0

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NFC West  

St. Louis  0

Seattle  0

Arizona  0

San Francisco  0

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PFT POLICE BLOTTER

 

3/12/08:  Packers LB Nick Barnett pleads no contest to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

3/11/08:  Titans assistant coach Chuck Cecil pleads guilty to reckless driving.

3/11/08:  Panthers WR Dwayne Jarrett is arrested for misdemeanor driving while impaired.

3/8/08:  Steelers LB James Harrison is arrested for misdemeanor assault and criminal mischief.

3/1/08:  Broncos DT Marcus Thomas is arrested for felony cocaine possession.

2/24/08:  Vikings LT Bryant McKinnie is arrested for felony aggravated battery, misdemeanor disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest without violence.

2/22/08:  Patriots RB Kevin Faulk is charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession.

2/19/08:  Raiders CB Fabian Washington is arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.

2/19/08:  Broncos RB Andre Hall is arrested for driving on a revoked license, a misdemeanor.

2/17/08:  Texans WR Jerome Mathis is arrested for choking his pregnant girlfriend, a misdemeanor.

2/16/08:  Eagles DT Mike Patterson is arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession.

2/15/08:  Bills receiver Roscoe Parrish is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

2/15/08:  Titans cornerback Pacman Jones pleads guilty to felony obstruction of a police officer.

2/5/08:  Pats cornerback Willie Andrews is arrested for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, a felony.

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OFFICIAL RULES

Everyone in the organization is eligible.  Players, coaches, owners, front-office employees, etc.  If the person works for the team and is arrested, the points will be assigned.  The term "players" includes players on the roster, the practice squad, and any of the various "reserve" lists (with the exception of "reserve-retired").  The scoring system is simple.  Seven points for a felony arrest, and seven for a conviction.  Three points for a misdemeanor arrest, and three more for a conviction.  If there are multiple charges, the points will stack.

For the purposes of the Turd Watch II scoring, a conviction includes a guilty plea, a plea of no contest, and the entry into a diversion program.

However, if the team cuts the player (or fires the employee) within seven days after an arrest, the points will be removed.

ABOUT TURD WATCH

Turd Watch II is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions.  Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds.